[Journey to the West] Jagged Tang San Burial

The bones and two eyes popped out too suddenly, and the questioning tone was full of curiosity and gossip. I wish I could have a good discussion about the pregnancy between the lotus root and the monkey and what I had to say.The monkey's sadness and nostalgia that had fermented for a long time was abruptly interrupted by the inexplicable voice, and finally turned into a monkey-bellied annoyance, pointing at the bone and asking: "What monster!"

Bajie coughed in embarrassment: "Brother, we have seen it before."

The monkey's expression froze for a moment, but the bone creaked and laughed a few times. The monkey couldn't find the source of the sound, and the sound was not very familiar to him, but the lotus root pressed the bone back and tried again. Insert it back into the bun, but the eyes on the bone are trying to break free, jump out of the bone, bounce and land on the top of the bun, looking at the monkey.The monkey immediately denied it decisively: "Second junior brother is blind, why doesn't grandpa remember encountering such a mentally retarded monster?"

Originally, he wanted to add that this was the little lotus root hatched by the lotus root, but Gu Gu took the lead, changed his voice, and said delicately: "Grandpa really has a bad memory, why doesn't he remember Nunu? "As soon as the monkey heard the voice, it recognized the bone monster that caused him to fight with the monk there for three hundred rounds. It was angry from the heart, but the bone was very clever, and it retracted with a whoosh, even retracting its two eyeballs. In the hair bun, as if he never existed on the lotus root head.

The lotus root quickly covered her bun, raised her face to look at the monkey, her eyes were full of innocent, pure and kind expressions, the monkey was still full of guilt just now, and the stick in his hand couldn't hit the lotus root no matter what. He had no choice but to make a nasty sound, he held the stick in his hand, and asked Ba Jie what happened.Bajie rolled his eyes towards the sky, greeted the monkey Huaguoshan a hundred times in his heart, and then he calmed down, smiled, and talked.

It is said that after the little white dragon left, Bajie and the roller blind were trapped together. Now his sanity has gradually recovered, but his limbs are still out of control. Bajie is still moving around on the roller curtain like paddling water. Twisted to catch him, to wring a piece of flesh from his body, but on the other hand he disliked himself very much, so he was in such a mess, twisting and turning on another person of the same sex was nothing!If the women in the fairy world saw it, there would be many rumors that it would not be guaranteed the next day.

But just when he was fighting in his heart and couldn't resist his instincts, suddenly a gust of dark wind blew in from outside the cave, the wind was pale and pale, Bajie secretly thought that something was wrong, he didn't know where the monsters came, and now this gangster Aya tied their hands and feet, so she must be humiliated by the miscellaneous fish monsters!But that Yin Feng did not reveal his original appearance, and moved closer to them, a mouth appeared out of thin air, painted with bright red lip balm, it looked very familiar, and when he opened his mouth, the voice became even more familiar: "Masters! I'm so excited, I'm hiding here secretly, I don't even want to be a monk."

Bajie suffers from the fact that most of his face is buried in front of the rolling curtain, and he can't speak well, and he can't yell at that bone spirit for his dirty and shameless thoughts. Essence, the right to do is to paralyze yourself.

But the Bone Demon was very happy, and his ghost was still there. Relying on the convenience of his body, he actually circled the Bajie and the rolling curtain, while smiling coquettishly: "This is the first time for Nunu to see it with his own eyes. Why don't you masters?" Are you making out? Could it be because of slaves?" Its words really stimulated the anger in Fan Bajie's heart again. What this anger wants is impatience, irrationality and inability to calm down. When the words are a little provoked, it will be angry and want to bite It's only when you take a piece of meat from the other party that you give up.Bajie suppressed the grief of biting his own hair, and yelled at you as a monster with a thick skin, misbehavior and obscenity, sneaking, what kind of emotions and six desires are you giving to grandpa, if you have the ability to face the anus, grandpa will be afraid of the nine-toothed rake You can't.

The Bone Demon didn't think so, Dao Nunu didn't know that he had a face, but the master didn't see Nunu's face was skeleton, and what kind of posture was the frontal anus in the master's mouth, Nunu had never played before, I don't know if the master is willing to be a slave Slave watching one or two?

Bajie was sucked in a breath of cold air by the monster.In Heaven, he was also the commander-in-chief who reprimanded his subordinates. Only when he was chattering and active, he dared not say anything when he was run over by a monster. He was furious from above, thinking about how to refute this shameless bone spirit , but the lower roller blind was caught off guard, and a few fingers caught the wind that was slowly drifting across Bajie's back.

The Bone Demon let out a coquettish pant, and the Yin Feng was torn off a section abruptly, scattered in the hands of the roller blind, the Bone Demon seemed to be suffering from pain, and turned into a ball by itself, stretching out a small bone claw in the wind, pulling and pulling, finally Filled in the missing part of his tail: "Masters are so impatient! Before Nunu agreed, he tore off Nunu's tail too! It hurts Nunu to death!"

The voice became more and more sweet and tender, as if water was about to drip out, and they babbled about "Nu Nu knows some poses that monsters like to play, I don't know if the masters are interested" and "Nu Nu is really nice next to you." I'm very lonely", the last sentence still floated in front of Bajie, and he also praised that the masters are all handsome, but it's a pity that they love the peachy short-sleeved Longyang thing, Bajie couldn't help but shut up , this monster seemed to have suffered some great grievances, the whole wind trembled slightly, and two tears fell from the wind: "Why did the masters despise Nunu, could it be because Nunu is a woman—— "

Bajie nodded subconsciously. It was very difficult to move. The Bone Demon paused for a moment and remained silent for a moment. When he spoke again, his entire voice changed into a youthful and arrogant tone: "Young master is so Do the masters like the sound?"

Bajie didn't answer, he was reflecting, he was thinking deeply about himself and whipping his memory, asking himself why he forgot that the monster in front of him could be male or female, human or monster, old or young, and because he had no face, he was so shameless that he flew up, Because gender can be ignored regardless of race, so he is full of flirting. He can only hope that the rolling shutter will do something else, and tear the bones off more parts.But the Bone Essence learned how to be good, and never approached them again, but only flirted with them from a distance.

This difficult time finally waited until something suddenly fell outside the cave, and there was another muffled groan, and then the sound of footsteps approaching from a distance accompanied by the sound of dragging heavy objects. Also dragged a half-dead little white dragon.As soon as the White Bone Demon saw a stranger, he shrunk his body and nestled in the crevice of the cliff to watch the situation.

Lianyuan dropped the little white dragon in his hand, walked up to them, stretched out his hand to brush Bajie's hair, and put his fingers under their noses, Bajie snorted angrily and said that grandpa is not dead yet, Lianyuan said blankly Oh, and after thinking about it, with a strong left hand, he pulled down the two fingers of his right hand. The onion-like fingers quickly turned into a small section of lotus root, which was stuffed into Bajie and the rolling curtain by each person. mouth.

Both demons knew that the lotus root itself was raised by the Buddha, and one finger could be regarded as containing infinite Buddha power. Although they still couldn't get in their mouths when they remembered its original form, they had no other choice but to chew and swallow it. In an instant, the thoughts of hatred and anger in the body were eliminated a lot, and the two missing fingers of the lotus root grew out quickly, transforming from the ordinary lotus root to the fingers that continued to be watery and pink, without any change.He looked at his fingers before standing up, looking at the gap where the Bone Demon hid: "Come out. Are you here to seduce my roller blind?"

The White Bone Essence still couldn't understand this lotus root essence, Xi Gong Xi Mu, so he could only float out first, and said with a coquettish smile: "How dare Nu Nu say it to seduce the master, the masters are too late to play by themselves, so how can they take care of Nu Nu? Lianyuan turned her face instantly, squatted beside the curtain, and poked him with her hand, "You really refused to go back with me because of this monster." At this moment, the curtain felt the "monster" angry at him. Writhing on his back to protest, he could only frown and said in a low voice: "Don't mess around, untie us first."

"No, Nunu is not happy, you obviously want to abandon me." Lian Root said calmly, grabbed the bone spirit that was about to float away, and threw it on her shoulder, but the bone spirit was burned by the Buddha power of Lian Root Suddenly, he cried out in pain, but two small claws stretched out from the Yinfeng, and grabbed the lotus root's bun.

"I'm really unhappy, Nunu was also abandoned, what should I do?" The little paw of the White Bone Demon was in pain, the Buddha light shot out from the body of the lotus root, and the pain was extremely painful before it touched the skin, but it was unwilling to let go.Lian Root held the wind and thought of something, suddenly cast a spell, kneaded the formula to turn the bone spirit into a real bone, and stuffed it in her bun.

This is inexplicable, the bone spirit is entangled with the third prince of the lotus root, and Bajie tells the whole story, classifying it as a touching story of a young man who meets a thousand-faced half-human monster, saying that the young man will no longer be alone like this, he calls it a slave Nu, there will be a demon accompanying him to play the role of husband, and he will call the slave, and there will be a demon calling Nu Nu to meet him. Who, it's better to just be safe and secure and solve it internally.The monkey was at a loss for words for a while, and finally said that it would not be cheap for this monster, but Bajie said that it was not the case, the Buddha light on the lotus root was washing and hurting the white bone, it would suffer such pain every day that its sins would not be cured.The white bone poked out two eyeballs from the bun, and said yes delicately.

It has lived in this mountain for an unknown number of years, and even the Jiazi has to be replaced by another Jiazi. The villagers used to sacrifice to a monster who claimed to be a mountain god, and was finally eaten by the monster. It devoured the monster and took it from the monster's heart and lung Countless emotions and six desires were eaten out of the stomach to comfort the long time, only it folded those broken bones, covered with human skin, felt the emotions of mortals, as if someone was by its side every day.But now that he managed to grab the lotus root, even though it was excruciatingly painful, how could he be willing to let go.

Bajie said again: "You don't have to be so entangled, senior brother, you might as well be worried about the junior brother or you are still a dragon!"