[Journey to the West] Jagged Tang San Burial

Sanzang once had his shoes picked up by cats and dogs in Jinshan Temple, and he could easily harvest small animals that were only suspended in mid-air by lifting his legs, but he had never had the experience of being held down by a dragon with its paws.The dragon's claws are bigger than the shoes, I don't know how much it is, but the nails are placed on the shoes, there is already a sense of oppression, the dragon's tears are still flowing down for free, Sanzang just touched the tears with his hands, and he felt cool Penetrating into the bone, it is extremely beneficial, and the Dragon Ball inner alchemy is also throbbing in his body. The two forces converge in the palm of his right hand, and through the flesh and blood of his skin, there is a faint blue luster.

On the other side, due to the large size of the little white dragon, it occupies most of the space on the narrow mountain road, and even its tail hangs outside the cliff, so the monkey had to leave the ground and meet his juniors in mid-air. Cloud, raised his eyes and saw a lotus root, staring at him without blinking.

Hou Zi had a fight with Lian Root in Huaguo Mountain back then, it was very embarrassing to talk about it, and it had to involve his past when he was Bi Mawen.At that time, he was still a monkey monster who did not understand the dangers of the fairy world, and his basic aspirations were to maintain immortality, eat delicious food, and guard the Huaguo Mountain with monkey grandchildren and monsters to become the king. Xianlu was also very happy to think that he was famous, so he agreed with all his mouth. Looking back later, he felt that he was ignorant at the time, thinking that heaven was just a literal meaning, but he didn't know that the gang of gods in Tiangong beat him to ascend to Tiangong. , above the clouds, shoulder to shoulder with many fat horses, can no longer make trouble in the mortal world.

He is a monkey himself, and he has a good impression of those celestial horses. He thought that he should be a high-ranking official. After working for half a month, he just learned from other people that he is just a low-level horse breeder. Go to Nantianmen, return to my Huaguo Mountain, and meet the ghost king who presents the ocher yellow robe. The Taoist king has this supernatural power, so he will be a great sage equal to the sky. Knowing that the gods in that day's palace would not stop there, and let him return to the mortal world, as expected, two days later, there were heavenly soldiers and generals who came to provoke him, the leader was the giant spirit god, and the commander was Li Tianwang, no one dared to rule over him. It was the lotus root essence who slipped into his mountains to tease the monkeys wantonly.

At that time, the lotus root had not yet entered the Rolling Curtain Division. After being transformed from a mortal to the lotus root, it had not come down to the mortal world for a long time. He was controlled by his father every day, locked in the mansion, and did not speak or talk to the immortals. Now he is finally released. Although Li Tianwang ordered the soldiers to take good care of him, when the giant spirit god was defeated, the nine-hole monster took advantage of the situation to counterattack. The soldier didn't even care about himself, so how could he find a piece of lotus root and sneak away from the military tent.The place where the lotus root landed happened to be in front of the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain. When it was discovered by a certain little monkey, it happened to sit on a peach tree and gnaw on a peach. Because it was impatient and turned into a human form, it reluctantly revealed a part of its head, leaving He gnawed on a peach, the little monkey usually saw the ghost king with long horns, and the banshee who transformed into Yinfeng, but it was the first time he saw a lotus root with a head growing all over his body, so scared that he sat on the ground and wanted to scream He got up, and the lotus root spirit swiftly threw a peach to block his mouth, changed his hands and feet again, jumped down from the tree swiftly, and looked at the little monkey without blinking.

The little monkey wanted to spit out the peach, but was slapped back by the lotus root essence, with tears streaming down his face and whimpering in his mouth, the lotus root essence stared at him blankly for a moment, then raised his hand and rubbed its head.The little monkey had just reached the waist of the real body of the lotus root, and the lotus root felt very comfortable holding it, and then lowered its waist and picked up the little monkey. After thinking for a while, he sacrificed his magic weapon, the Huntian Ling, tied it tightly, and finally tied it A bow tie.

When the monkey was fighting in the front line, he heard the panic of the opponent's soldiers, his ears were very sharp, and he seemed to hear the words "Third Prince, Lost, Fall into the enemy's camp" and so on, frowning and looking around, the main fighting force came out to fight, water The people left in the curtain cave were probably old and young, so he swayed and let the monster behind him greet him, and he went back to the cave first, before he entered the water curtain cave, he saw the old monkey crying in the cave, and rushed to see him coming. Come on, Dao lord, my grandson is missing.

The old monkey used to be his best friend when he was young. When he went to seek immortality and learn Taoism, he stayed in Shuilian Cave and diligently took care of the monkeys for him. Now he still chooses the name of his grandson, which follows his word for enlightenment. , the second word was drawn by lottery, and Tao was caught, so he was named Wu Tao. Wu Tao is only a few years old, cute and cute, and he loves him very much on weekdays.The monkey comforted the old monkey, held the stick, and began to rummage around the area. He heard the faint sound of a peach pit falling to the ground. It's just strange, the lotus root essence with a human head and limbs, and holding a Wutao wrapped in a red ribbon in his arms.

"Where did you get the lotus root essence? How dare you steal peaches in Grandpa's territory!" the monkey asked directly at the lotus root essence with the golden cudgel under the tree.Lianyuanjing swallowed the last bite of peach, jumped down from the tree with Wutao in his arms, and without looking at him, swaggered to leave.Instead of being angry, the monkey smiled, swung the stick, and stretched out his hand to grab the daring lotus root spirit, but unexpectedly, the lotus root spirit pulled out a shining golden bracelet from nowhere, it suddenly became bigger, and hit his hand. down.

This was the first time he fought against that lotus root. At that time, the lotus root hadn't developed the habit of being a playboy. He didn't talk to anyone when he saw it. The monkey didn't know that he was from the fairy world. Jing, also secretly praised him for his excellent military strength, and ignored Wu Tao, picked him up lightly with a stick, threw him on a tree, and then devoted himself to the fight with Lotus Root Jing.The lotus root essence is also ever-changing, suddenly a head appeared on the left side, and in an instant there was an extra hand on the right side, with hundreds of weapons, and the scarlet silk satin was made of unknown materials, it could not be torn or punctured, it was very tough, not only many Long, the golden bracelet can be big or small, it can be thrown or held, and there are red-tasseled guns and two wheels that blaze under the feet, it is full of treasures.The monkey saw it enviously, and hit harder, thinking that grandpa only got a golden cudgel after breaking into the Dragon Palace. This kid doesn't look very old, so there are so many treasures in his hand, so he must grab some of them.At this time, Li Tianwang finally found his lost son, he gave a short drink in mid-air, and rushed down without fighting the monkey. Among them, retreat quickly.

The monkey was very sorry, but he didn't want to chase after him. He had to think about it in the cave first, but at night he ushered in the Taibaijinxing. When they met, he first called him the Monkey King, and then made some soft words Soft language.The monkey eats soft things but not hard ones. Seeing Taibai Jinxing descending to earth for the second time, he is also full of sincerity, so he agrees, goes back to the sky, becomes his Monkey King, and then takes charge of Pantaoyuan.

Letting the monkey take care of the peaches is like putting meat buns near the dog's mouth. The monkey didn't know how to laugh at this idea. He guarded himself and stole it. First, he raised the peaches until they were red, plump and juicy, and then dismissed every day at noon. Abandoned the servants around him, went in and ate one or two.One day, she was gnawing on a peach, but when she lowered her head, she found the lotus root spirit she had met before, staring at him blankly under the tree.

——This is barely an old friend.The monkey found that the lotus root spirit was very interesting. The peach in his hand turned eastward, and the eyes of the lotus root spirit also turned eastward. After teasing for a while, he threw the peach in his hand to the lotus root spirit.The lotus root essence received Tao Zi, was silent for a while, and said, "Nu Nu thank you sister."

The monkey tumbled down from the tree.He hadn't looked at the water mirror for many days, and hastily cast a spell to condense a water mirror, looked at his face and chest, confirmed that he hadn't changed his gender because he ate too many flat peaches, and then reprimanded the lotus root essence for what he said.But the lotus root essence has an innocent face. It's better to say that since the monkey saw him just now, he has always had this expression. He didn't move at all. Even when he gnawed a peach, he seemed to be eating some kind of wood. .

Just because the lotus root called itself Nunu, and its face was so delicate that it was impossible to distinguish between male and female, the monkey believed that it was a female lotus root, and following the principle that males should take care of weak females, they picked a few more peaches for him to eat.After the lotus root had eaten the peaches, his stomach was swollen. He touched his stomach, then suddenly raised his head to look at the monkey, and asked, "Sister, is Nunu pregnant?"

Monkey began to feel sorry for himself, and finally met an old man in this huge heavenly palace, his grandma was still crazy!I was worried about how to establish the friendship between the monkey and the lotus root, but now I find that the friendship has come too fast, and it has grown by leaps and bounds. After eating a few peaches, he said that he was pregnant. What a pity. up.

But he has also been idle for too long. Although he associates with those nine obsidian stars, five generals, 28 mansions, four heavenly kings, 12 Yuanchen, five elders, universal astrology, and gods of the Milky Way, they are called brothers. I always feel that there is a lack of familiarity, but now I realize that I miss Huaguoshan. Even the enemies who have fought in Huaguoshan are barely branded as Huaguoshan, and there is only one old friend, although he is a brain The useless female lotus root, as the Monkey King, he should set an example and have fun with that female lotus root.

The female lotus root often disappears suddenly for a few days, and then reappears at the door of his Pantaoyuan or Monkey King's mansion. When the monkey asked him, he only said that he was going down to see Mr. Li, Mr. Wang, etc. The monkey didn't seem to be lying when he saw him , I thought it was some kind of lotus root cultivation method, so I didn't say anything, I just took him to eat peaches, ride a pegasus, and drink and have fun in the mansion on weekdays.One day, the weather was extremely hot, and when the lotus root came to visit, the monkey was stripped naked. A monkey was floating in the Milky Way. The lotus root stood by the river for a while, and the monkey stretched its legs wantonly, thinking that the lotus root was good or bad. It was a female, and just as she was about to say something, the lotus root suddenly took off her clothes and jumped down too.

The monkey swore that his eyes had never been so useful. He saw the thing between the lotus root's legs at a glance, and stared at him speechlessly.The lotus root rolled on the water surface, revealing Bai Shengsheng's back and buttocks, his chin was submerged in the water, his eyelashes were wet with water, he looked at the monkey and said, "Master wants to eat peaches."

"...Eat a fart!"

The monkey dragged the male lotus root that deceived him inhumanely, and slapped his bottom hard.