[Journey to the West] Jagged Tang San Burial

After crossing the Liusha River, it is inevitable to spend dozens of days eating and sleeping in the open, the autumn is gradually falling, and the snacks gradually turn into hot soup and wild vegetables, all relying on monkeys to cast spells, conjuring iron pots and shovels, and it is Bajie again. Go into battle, use some salt and vegetable oil, and try to save wild vegetables.At first, the monkey was worried that the monk would be afraid of the cold in the middle of the night, but Sanzang was a martial artist who was not afraid of the cold at any point. After practicing boxing in the morning, he was sweating all over his body. In comparison, it is still wrapped in human clothes, but it seems to shrink back.

One evening, when the sun was setting and there was a piece of weeds and forests all around, the little white dragon quickly brought a bunch of edible unknown wild vegetables and put them in front of Bajie's feet, signaling to him to make some hot soup. Jie looked at those plants and felt very sad, and sighed that I was really useless, let the master eat the wild vegetables and drink the bitter soup all day long, the master's abdominal muscles felt thin, and he couldn't help but hate Xiaobailong: the younger brother picks wild vegetables is easy to eat Very, so I won't see Bai Rixing, hurry up, so that I can see him sooner.

Xiaobailong said that he was lying on the gun for no reason, and was ridiculed. He was very upset. It may be because when he transformed into a dragon horse, his brain became smaller, and he impulsively transformed into a dragon shape. A white light rushed towards Sanzang. Unexpectedly, he grabbed it with his claws and threw it on his back, flying away with a swish, leaving the three demons stunned behind.

The monkey reacted first, glared at the idiot, and hurriedly summoned somersaulting cloud, looking for the trace of the white dragon. Bajie didn't expect the little white dragon to be so impulsive, so he subconsciously clicked his tongue twice, glanced at the rolling curtain, and then picked it up. The iron pan and shovel followed the monkey, and the rolling shutter at the side received a look of sympathy or resentment from Bajie for no reason, kept silent, packed up the rest of the luggage, and followed.

At that time, Sanzang was sitting under the tree and reciting the Heart Sutra silently. He felt that he had realized something when he was suddenly lifted up. The dragon was really flying too fast. Don't grab the dragon's horns, pinch the dragon's beard, order him not to stop, and beat him to a stop.

When the hot blood reacted to his head, Xiao Bailong felt the intimidation of Sanzang sitting on his body. The dragon's beard was already in pain from being pulled, and tears were about to fly out of his eyes. He had to hover in mid-air, and then fell down. The three apprentices rushed to the wind, or rushed, and the little white dragon quickly turned back into the horse shape, hid behind Sanzang, whimpered, and wailed towards the rolling curtain, motioning for him to lead Bajie back to him. open.

Rolling shutter still didn't say anything, and got a stern look from Bajie.But Xiaobailong was able to hide from Bajie, but he couldn't hide from the monkey, so he was dragged out from behind Sanzang by the monkey and taught him a good lesson. While beating his head, he asked him if he would dare in the future!Sanzang also couldn't bear to see it, and said: "Don't hit your head, hit another place, what should you do if you are stupid?" On the other side, Bajie shook the rake in his hand, and squinted at the shutter: "I have always heard that there is a rolling shutter like Xiao Bailong, who is crying and crying. Why, do you want to fight with my canopy?" One? I think you are very arrogant, roller blind!"

Rolling shutter had no choice but to finally squeeze out a sentence: "I don't have the heart to be your enemy, Xiao Bailong will take the blame." Bajie still felt unhappy when he heard this: "No heart? Yo, does this mean that he can still beat me? It’s interesting, it’s okay now anyway, I think it’s more serious to make gestures!” He just finished speaking, when Sanzang said “Come here” in front of him, and then trotted over with the rake in his hands, ignoring the roller blind , quickly asked, "what's the matter, master?"

Sanzang didn't say much, and raised his finger to point to a cluster of eaves exposed under the shade of pine trees in front of him.At this time, the four demons all approached, and the monkey blinked his golden eyes for a moment, and said, "It's really weird." Sanzang also felt that something was strange, but his eyes were not sensitive at all times, and he couldn't see the original appearance of the house. , only faintly aware that it was not an ordinary family, so he taught his apprentice to lift the luggage, take the spatula, and go to check whether it is a demon or a family.

The house looked closer, but it turned out to be a wealthy and wealthy family with hanging lotus trunks, painted pillars and carved beams. The rebirth was weird, but the monkey suggested: "Master, no matter it is a monster or a god, let's get some dry food first. The monster's salvation, the god Let’s go away!” The other three monsters nodded in agreement, and Sanzang also felt that the monkey’s words were becoming more and more reasonable, which was a lot better than the previous “Master let grandpa beat them to death with a stick”, it should be because he taught by example .

They were discussing how to knock on the door to interrupt, but the door opened by itself, and a half-aged woman walked out, with a charming voice, and asked: "Who is it at my widow's door?"

The monkey's piercing eyes are not in vain, he doesn't look like a monster, and he has a calculation in his heart, Sanzang is very sensitive to monsters, seeing that woman doesn't have any intention of transcending, so he guesses who the other party is, Bajie doesn't care about her Whether it is a human being or a demon or an immortal, they only thought that Sanzang hadn't eaten, so they hurried forward to salute: "My benefactor, I am waiting for the monk to pass by the treasure land, and I want to stay overnight and ask for some fast food. Would the benefactor be willing to make it easier for me?"

The woman greeted her with a smile: "I see, five elders, please come inside."

Before the woman opened the door, the little white dragon had already changed back to human form, one must know that it is inconvenient to lead a horse in a stable when he is away from home, it is better to live together and know what happened to each other.

The woman greeted them and invited them into the living room, and invited them to sit down and watch tea, and then presented fruit and cakes.The five masters and apprentices had never eaten before, and they knew what kind of god the other party should be, so they ate the cake without regard to etiquette, and neither of them opened their mouths.The woman looked at them with a smile, as if waiting for someone to speak, but the five people in front of her were very ignorant, got up after finishing the cakes and tea, and seemed to be about to leave, the woman called to stop them, and said happily: " Honorable five, please stay! Now that the elder Shicheng is descending, I think there are five masters and apprentices, and the little woman has five daughters in her family. She wants to sit on the mountain to recruit a husband, I don’t know what you think!"

The monkey whispered quietly, and tugged at Sanzang's sleeve. Sanzang turned his back on the woman and frowned, thinking that the five of them were so boring and came down to tease people, but he couldn't help but keep silent, so he stiffened his face and turned back. Overhead: "Thank you for your kindness."

Seeing the indifferent expressions of the five masters and apprentices, the woman looked at the beam and the ground, and said: "But the masters have never seen my daughters, so they are so unwilling--really! Love love! Pity Pity! Yiyi! Come out to meet the masters!"

This is a little embarrassing.

The four women responded in the inner room, delicate and soft, and they came out, each with crescent eyebrows and green faces, and the five of them knew that they were Bodhisattvas or gods in front of them, but they still looked at them with their sleeves half-covered. , smiling and looking at them delicately, his eyes dripping water, his voice was so tired that he wanted to pinch water out, and he bowed down to them.

It's not as good as a monster.

The monkey was still trying to figure out which bodhisattvas they were, but he didn't see much. He counted and counted nothing more than Guanyin Tathagata. Turning around, there seemed to be fire in the pupils, looking at the women.Sanzang silently recited Amitabha, a group of mentally retarded people, and felt that it was not good to expose Bodhisattvas face to face. After all, they might have to bother them in the future. The monkey’s clothes were still stored at Guanyin, so he could only say with a cold face, "Thank you, the benefactor, for the tea and cakes." , the poor monk will leave now."

Bajie is reluctant now.Before entering the door, he also said to take more dry food, and leave when he is full. The next meal is still unavailable, and Sanzang still has to continue to eat wild vegetables, but it is not easy to be cheeky and molested the Bodhisattva. He just said: "Master etc."

The woman smiled like a flower in an instant, walked up to Ba Jie, and asked: "This master, are you willing to stay?" That true love, love, love and pity also walked over with the woman, surrounded Ba Jie, and water Wang Wang's eyes looked at him, as if waiting for his next sentence.

Bajie couldn't help but took a step back, looked at Sanzang again, and said righteously: "Few female benefactors, please respect yourself, I already have my own heart, please don't get close, it will affect the relationship with my sweetheart."

The monkey was furious when he heard it, and before Sanzang could express his opinion, he swung a stick over and shouted, "You idiot talking nonsense! Can you go away, but you want to stay here and be your son-in-law?!" Bajie He flashed nimbly, and he didn't forget to shout: "You Bi Mawen! You promised to get some dry food before entering the door! I forgot everything and blamed grandpa! Come, come, grandpa will fight you!"

Rolling shutter stood aside and didn't speak, and looked at the five Bodhisattvas who didn't know where to go with some sympathy. Afraid of being involved, they watched their noses, noses, mouths, and hearts, and finally dragged the little white dragon who was eager to try. The demon stood like two sticks, waiting for Sanzang to speak.

Sanzang had a terrible headache, he threw his Zen staff on the ground forcefully, the jade floor was unbearable, it shattered, the painted eaves and carved walls, and the precious jade hanging beads all turned into fragrant wind and golden light, leaving an empty sky.

...He didn't really want to look up to see the expressions of those Bodhisattvas.

The author has something to say: Sanzang and his group: MD is so embarrassing, should you tell them that your acting skills are really bad...

Sanzang (after dispelling the illusion): ...Fuck, I missed it