How to Be a Male Queen

【Pretend to be a fool is a skill】

Jian Hao was hugged by His Royal Highness King Ping, but Jiang Xiaomei was not so lucky.

The leader of the wild boar with the "big necklace" on his neck kicked his legs, and the surviving wild boars suddenly ran away without a leader.

Jiang Xiaomei happened to be in the way of their escape, and she almost didn't even have time to react, so she was pushed on her back by an extremely ugly big wild boar, and she ran away carrying it.

In the mountains and forests, Jiang Xiaomei's cry of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" was left behind - it seemed that there was not much fear, but a bit of excitement.

An Muxi took back the steps she was about to move forward, her face tensed.

His Royal Highness Ping Wang was even more calm as before, not even changing his face.

Xiao Shizi Jian poked his strong chest and deliberately provoked him with words, "Petite and cute little girl, she was humiliated by a big wild boar, brother Zhongqu, why don't you go and save her?"

That "Brother Zhongqu" was called a thousand times by him, His Highness Prince Ping immediately laughed, "Call again."

Jian Xiaoshi stuck out his tongue, "It's a beautiful idea!"

No wonder Xiong Xiazi was not in the cave, Qin Yuan had already caught him.

The three little friends had no choice but to send guards and go back with a bunch of wild boars.

"Set up the fire at night, let's roast pork!" Jian Xiaoshizi's eyes lit up with joy.

This idea immediately got Li Shu's approval, "It's in the small yogurt yard, and the smell of meat wafts to the next yard, making them greedy to death!"

Jian Hao rolled his eyes and began to sweat, "How can we just be greedy for them? Why not put them on the side of the altar for everyone to watch, everyone will have a share, let's see if they have such a face!"

"Wonderful!" Riding on the horse, Li Shu grinned, revealing a mouthful of small white teeth, "Anyway, there's enough pork!"

Jian Hao snorted triumphantly, turned his head and glanced at the person behind him, with a look of "I'm smart, why don't I come to worship?"

His Royal Highness King Ping patted that rough, curly head with a touch of pampering in his eyes.

For some reason, Jian Xiaoshi blushed inexplicably.

At this time, he was still sitting on His Highness Ping Wang's horse, being held in front of him.

Before that, in order to be able to ride the big white horse, he arched his body and hugged his feet, leaning on the horse's back and wailing, "My feet hurt so much, it seems to be sprained, and I can't walk..."

The acting is very pompous.

His Royal Highness King Ping believed it, and said with a smile, "I will take you with me."

"Okay, okay, then let's go back quickly!" The painful expression on his face was instantly wiped away, and Little Mouse Jian grabbed Bai Chi's neck, as obedient as he could be.

His Royal Highness King Ping held the reins and wrapped Xiao Shizi in his arms, his whole body was full of joy from inside to outside.

Li Shu simply convinced his little friend's IQ - if you want to ride a big white horse, you just have to ask the prince to come over!

However, Mrs. Jian Xiaoshi is proud of it, and thinks this idea is really great!

This good atmosphere lasted all the way down the mountain.

Thinking about the competition in his heart, Jian Hao subconsciously jumped down to inquire about the situation of the enemy, but was held down by His Highness Prince Ping, "Isn't the foot hurting? It will be healed so soon?"

"Uh...no, no!" Jian Xiaoshizi blinked, and in order to save face, he could only smile shyly, "Well, it still hurts..."

His Highness Prince Ping got off the horse first, with a smile on his lips, he hugged the little mouse in his arms without asking any questions.

Jian Hao exclaimed "ah", although it was very short, he still felt a little ashamed.

"Put me down!" Jian Xiaoshizi blushed and struggled.

"If you've been hurt for a hundred days, you can't be brave." His Highness King Ping said seriously.

"Well, no, no need, I just twisted it, and it will be fine soon."

"Just see the imperial doctor."

"No, no need to see the imperial doctor!" I felt very guilty immediately.

"Really not?"

"Really really don't need it!"

His Royal Highness Prince Ping raised his eyebrows lightly, and continued walking with the man in his arms.

Jian Xiaoshizi has completely forgotten the question of whether to lose face or not, and his empty head has fallen into the cycle of "don't see the imperial doctor", "can't be exposed", and "don't want to drink bitter medicine".

The people behind followed with lowered eyebrows and narrowed eyes. Many people they met on the road saluted respectfully, and only after they passed by did they show shocked expressions.

His Royal Highness King Ping deliberately slowed down, generously, or deliberately, for others to see.

In just one meal, the news that "Jian Xiaoshi sprained his ankle and was carried all the way back to the palace by His Royal Highness Prince Ping" spread throughout the entire aristocratic circle of Yong'an City.

People can't help but think of the rumor - His Royal Highness King Ping is a broken sleeve...

When the matter reached the ears of the emperor, he almost burst out laughing.

"Did you see it with your own eyes?"

The eunuch quickly bowed and said flatteringly: "I saw it with my own eyes, His Highness King Ping hugged him very tightly, and sent him directly to the courtyard of Lord An Xiaohou, and never let him down!"

"Good! It's really good!" The emperor slapped the table and laughed loudly, eating an extra bowl for lunch.

—— Wouldn't it be perfect if there was a marriage gift?

The emperor thought maliciously while chewing the rice grains.

On the other side, when His Royal Highness Ping left, Jian Hao jumped up from the chair, pulled An Muxi and asked, "How is it? How much did they hunt?"

An Muxi looked at his feet suspiciously, and said solemnly: "Hao Hao can't be reckless if he has been injured for a hundred days."

"Ah, it's okay, it's much better already." Jian Hao laughed, and repeated the previous question again.

Before An Muxi could answer, Li Shu sneered and said confidently: "They haven't come back after noon, what good things can they hunt? Haohao, don't wait, let them get things ready, let's go straight A celebration feast."

"Okay!" These words won the heart of Jian Xiaoshi, and he didn't care about the pain in his feet, so he went to order the people below to do things while running.

An Muxi stared at him, the corners of his mouth twitching.

Li Shu put his shoulders on his shoulders, and sighed exaggeratedly, "Oh, little Yogurt is so upright, how can the younger brother trust you to hand you over to the wicked woman?"

Li Shu's words perfectly reminded An Xiaoyogurt of "being courted", and his handsome face immediately turned dark.

Fortunately, happy things come quickly.

The three friends not only won the bet, but they also won completely.

Speaking of it, it was Qin Lang and the others who committed suicide. They got the news that there was a leopard in the forest from nowhere, so they wanted to catch it alive and make a good face.

Probably made arrangements in advance, and was too confident, so he used a trick to bring the bet to the emperor.Unexpectedly, it took a whole day to hunt the leopard, but it was dead, and more than a dozen guards were damaged.

In less than half a day, Jian Hao hunted a litter of wild boars, adding up to several thousand catties of refined pork, and none of his men were killed or injured.

In addition, His Highness King Ping blamed Xiong Blind on them without prior notice. In this way, no matter how partial the emperor was, he couldn't open his eyes and talk nonsense.

Ever since, the three little friends won the bet, earned their fame, and even won the emperor's reward. Most importantly, they made Qin Lang's group of people so angry that they were half dead.

However, Jian Hao couldn't be happy.

"Is human life so worthless? It's just a bet, and a dozen human lives are exchanged! If we knew it, we would admit defeat and let him win. Let's see if he can grow another face!"

Jian Hao turned around in the room and lost his temper, scolding all eighteen generations of Qin Lang's ancestors—this kind of thing, he may never be able to understand.

On the contrary, everyone in the room couldn't understand Jian Xiaoshi's inexplicable anger - this society is like this, and this kind of thinking has long been ingrained.

Based on his understanding of Jian Hao, Li Shu tentatively persuaded: "Haohao don't need to be angry, I think those people deserved to die—they are loyal to such a master, and they don't know how many bad things they have done for the master in private. Today's ending is nothing but evil will be rewarded with evil."

Jian Hao turned his head "swish", "What you said is true?"

Li Shu bit the bullet and nodded.

An Muxi said with a serious face: "Years ago, Prince Xian's mansion was enclosing land in the south of the city, killing and injuring dozens of people, and it was the second son of the Qin family who did it."

When Jian Hao heard this, his mood index immediately rose several points, "Let's go, let's go to the barbecue!"

After speaking, he happily ran away.The cheerful back made people feel that the anger just now was just their illusion.

However, Jian Hao's words left a deep mark on the hearts of the guards and servants. Although they hadn't read many books and couldn't speak beautiful words, they all had an idea at this moment—to work for such a master. ,value!

***

Jian Hao's barbecue at the altar was specially approved by the emperor, and His Royal Highness Ping Wang personally escorted him, so the group of people didn't care anymore and let go of their troubles.

Princess Anya was taken out of the temporary residence of General Pingxi's Mansion by Jian Hao, along with a young lady whom she had a good impression of lately——Jian Bing.

As for the tall and burly General Jian, Jian Hao just ignored it—just treat it as a gift from his mother, anyway, there is a lot of meat, so he is not afraid of eating it.

During these days, Jian Zhenxi has gradually figured out his youngest son's urination behavior, and stopped confronting him head-on. He was so angry that he beat him up, which was considered a bad breath-of course, this matter had to be carried behind his wife's back Dry.

After figuring this out, Jian Zhenxi was also in a very happy mood. There was an older son who was young and promising, and a younger son who was a fool and acted like a good boy. With a happy face, he was naturally more energetic than others.

In the eyes of others, the Jian family's happy and harmonious appearance, some people are really envious, and some people say sour words in secret, no matter what, they don't take it to heart at all.

Except Jian Ran.

Jian Hao's scenery is enough to make her lungs explode, let alone adding Jian Bing.

Originally, a person who was like sand turned into a gem, not only being able to receive people and things by the side of the eldest princess, but also to establish relationships with the prostitutes of various mansions-why is she? !

Can't help but think of the biological mother at home who only knows martial arts, Jian Ran's heart becomes more and more distorted.

After An Anhe consulted her mother, Princess Anyang, she came here to pay her respects to Princess Anya.

Although Princess Anya doesn't like to participate in such occasions, her etiquette is never bad.

She took two things from Butler Lan Xin with a friendly smile on her face, "I heard that sister Anyang likes to drink tea. This is the high mountain tea that my natal nephew brought from Sirius Kingdom. Let your mother Try it, if you like it, you can still have it at home."

Thank you quietly and quickly.

"And this..." Princess Anya gently put it in An Jing's hand, which was too late to take it back, "I heard from Haohao that you like it, so I asked someone to bring you some."

Quiet and the beautiful box in his hand, he was flattered-was it specially brought for her?He also specifically mentioned Jane Xiaoshi...

I have to say that Quiet and my heart are somewhat entangled.

Princess Anya could see what she was thinking, but she didn't say much, she just patted her hand gently and let her go back.

Before An Jinghe left, he specially greeted An Muxi, "How is the second brother? Are you still used to living in the capital?"

An Muxi nodded, his Bingshan face softened, "I'm used to it, thank you Junjun for your concern."

Quiet and smiling, without saying much.

Jian Hao couldn't help gossiping, "You two know each other? Tell me, she's much better than that little villain!"

"Don't talk nonsense." A trace of unnaturalness flashed across An Muxi's face.

Li Shu made a "puchi" and almost spit out the barbecue in his mouth, "Let me tell you, whether it was before or after the adoption, Jinghe Junjun is the first cousin of Little Yogurt—didn't you hear that she just now Is it 'Second Brother'?"

An Muxi came from Anyuanhou's mansion before he was adopted by Zhenbeihou. His biological father was the eldest son of Anyuanhou.Princess Anyang married the second son of Marquis Anyuan, who was born of the same aunt as the eldest son.

Zhenbeihou became independent after being ennobled due to his military achievements, but he was still the bastard of Anyuanhou. Therefore, the relationship between An Muxi and Anyuanhou's mansion was constantly broken.

Jian Hao shook his head, and said regretfully: "What a pity... Is it true that you want Little Yogurt to marry that little villain?"

Li Shu patted him on the shoulder and pointed in a certain direction, "Haohao, I think you should worry about yourself!"

Jian Hao took a look, and almost exploded - Qin Yuan, Qin Yuan, that big scumbag, was actually eating the barbecue meat that An Zixian gave him!