How to Be a Male Queen

【See who is not pleasing to the eye and splash whom】

In order to minimize Jian Hao's chance of making trouble, the housekeeper thought it was wise to arrange a single room for him and Li Shu.

It is said to be a single room, but it is actually separated from the flower hall where the chairman is with a screen more than two meters high.

It can be said that the butler took great pains to arrange this way.

According to Jian Hao's identity, not only can he be at the main table, but he should even be right next to King Ping, and will be the general under him. However, considering the ancestor's mind and destructive power, the butler secretly decided to circle him. Better.

In this way, not too far away from the main table, but also allows Jian Hao to have a table to himself - the head butler simply admires himself for coming up with such an idea of ​​getting the best of both worlds.

It is worth mentioning that after the first housekeeper finished these tasks, he did not rush to Qin Yuan to ask for credit as the second housekeeper usually did. Therefore, there was an extra screen in front of him, and there was a small ancestor sitting behind the screen. have no idea.

Jian Hao also didn't know that at this moment, there was only a screen between him and the "disgusting looking" His Highness Ping Wang.

This flower hall is exquisitely designed, with a length of more than ten meters, and it is ventilated on all sides. It is specially set up for discussing important military and political affairs.

That is to say, as long as the people on the two seats do not speak too loudly, they will not disturb each other.

At this time, a group of military generals sat on the chairman, pushing cups and changing cups among their colleagues, talking high-spirited, very free and easy.

Although there were only two people on the side of the screen, they were drinking very lively.

As if at home, Jian Hao sent away all the servants who were serving him, and only drank and chatted freely with Li Shu.

Originally, this was against the rules, but the servants of this house received double orders from the chief steward and the second steward in advance—this little ancestor can do whatever he wants, and you must not be disobedient—so the servants Obediently left.

"Well, this doesn't taste good, it's too spicy..." Jian Hao poured out most of the glass of wine in disgust, sticking out his tongue and fanning the wind vigorously.

Jian Hao didn't like drinking very much in his previous life. In his original words, "White wine is too spicy, red wine is too bitter, foreign wine is too weird, juice is better!"

However, after finally time travelling, he naturally wanted to try everything he hadn't tried before.

So, he picked up another bottle of glass wine jug that looked quite exquisite, and filled his glass again. Unexpectedly, the wine poured out was bright red and looked like grape juice.

Jian Hao was very pleasantly surprised and took a big sip, but spit it all out with a "poof" - it was so bad!

Li Shu felt pain when he saw it, and tried to persuade him: "If you only want to taste it, you might as well pour less, and don't waste it if it doesn't suit your taste."

Jian Hao glanced at him, and said solemnly: "The wine needs to be filled up, um... what's behind it?"

Li Shu looked at him with a pair of black and white eyes, and waited seriously for his next words.

"Uh..." Unable to remember, Jian Hao could only say vaguely, "Anyway, the wine must be filled up, that's the rule."

"Yes, you are right." Anyway, your family is rich!

Seeing that Li Shu couldn't persuade him, he simply put his wine glass in front of him, "If you still want to pour it later, you can pour it here, and I will drink it for you."

"There's so much wine, how can I let you drink the rest of me!" Jian Hao said, pushing the jug to him boldly, "If you want to drink, you can pour it yourself, anyway, it doesn't cost money."

The corner of Li Shu's mouth twitched, and he gave a perfunctory "hmm".

At this time, Jian Hao still had half a glass of wine left in his glass, and he was about to pour it out, when he happened to see Li Shu staring at his...hand.

Jian Hao moved his hand in the direction of the spittoon, and Li Shu's gaze followed him.

An idea flashed in Jian Hao's head—this guy doesn't have obsessive-compulsive disorder, does he?

He tentatively put the cup back on the table.

Sure enough, Li Shu was greatly relieved.

Wo God!Jian Hao was startled at the time, is there another kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder called "can't pour alcohol disorder"?

In an instant, he felt deep sympathy for his friend.

Li Shu didn't know his fate of "getting sick". In order to reward Jian Hao for his "frugality", he personally poured the last kind of wine for him.

This kind of wine is served in a fine and delicate white porcelain Yaoxian bottle. The color of the wine is clear and slightly green, like the green grass by the river, or like unripe plums.

Li Shuwen explained: "This is a specialty of Lingnan, He Sake. It tastes sweet and sweet, with the fragrance of wild flowers. Try it and see if you like it..."

However, Jian Hao didn't listen to him at all, his clear brown eyes were only glued to the wine bottle curiously.

After looking at it for a long time, he suddenly said, "Why does this thing have three ears? That's right, I counted it several times, and it's three!"

Li Shu paused, even without looking at him, he had already guessed that this elder son with abnormal brain circuits must have regarded the three "Yaoxian" around the bottleneck as "three ears".

Besides, "counted several times" or something... After a few rounds, Li Shu has gotten used to it.

While explaining the legend of Lingnan Yaoxian succinctly, he pushed the wine glass to Jian Hao, "This is neither spicy nor bitter, you might as well try it."

While pinching the wine glass, Jian Hao said dissatisfiedly: "I said, can you change your name? You said that we will have more and more opportunities to drink in the future, and you call me son-in-law all day long. Like."

It's obviously a way to get closer to buy people's hearts, but why is it just like this when he said it... Li Shu couldn't complain, so he could only chuckle and said: "Speaking of this, I have already thought of a title in my heart, which is very suitable for you."

"what?"

"Little mouse..."

The reason why Li Shu dared to speak out was that Jian Hao, a "half-spirited werewolf" who couldn't even speak official Chinese well, might not be able to understand him;

If Jian Hao couldn't understand, he would call it that in secret from now on; if he turned his face on the spot, I'm afraid he would have to consider the possibility of "the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water" in the future.

However, Li Shu never expected that after hearing this, Jian Hao slammed down the table and grabbed his shoulder, looking very excited, "How do you know that my name is 'Little Mouse'? Tell me! Are you too? Did you cross over?"

Li Shu blinked, and he didn't expect his reaction to be this way.

Jian Hao was still there and said to himself: "Let me guess... Are you Mingzi?"

Li Shu shook his head in a daze.

"Hmm... Huizi?"

Keep shaking your head.

"Eight?"

Shaking his head again.

Jian Hao wanted to guess again, but Li Shu quickly covered his mouth and said quickly: "If you really want to exchange, why not call him 'Xiao Lizi'!"

I can't let him be called Xiaoshu (uncle) son...

"Little pear?" Jian Hao was a little disappointed, but also a little happy, "Cheng, I still like pears. Speaking of which, you look so white and tender that you really look like pears."

Li Shu's face froze, and he had no choice but to say: "Come on, let's finish this drink."

Jian Hao carelessly clinked the glass with him, and took a gulp.

Li Shu subconsciously moved away, waiting for him to spit it out again.

Unexpectedly, those clear eyes suddenly lit up, and then "gudong" swallowed.

"Delicious!"

Li Shu didn't want to say anything anymore.

Unexpectedly, this guy who looks so "powerful" actually likes to drink sweet wine.

Jian Hao pushed the other two jugs away, only grabbed the "three ears" bottle, and shared a drink with Li Shu.

After a while, the two finished sharing one cup for you and one for me.

Just thinking about how to call someone to ask for another pot, I heard a sudden loud laugh from the other side of the screen.

Jian Hao didn't understand why, but Li Shu couldn't help but frowned—he dared to get drunk in front of King Ping, is this person tired of working?

I just heard the shrill voice over there say: "Brother Jian, brother Jian, I'm not worth it for you, little brother. You say you are a dignified son of a general's mansion, and if you say you will be squeezed out, you will be squeezed out—today is His Royal Highness King Ping is kind, otherwise there shouldn't be Brother Jian at this table, right?"

Qin Yuan paused, and put down the wine glass that was brought to his lips.

The man did not stop, but spoke even more vigorously, "Brother Jian, if you want me to say, you can't just hide at the border. You should come back to fulfill your filial piety, and you should come back to do your filial piety. If you have to fight, you have to fight." The last battle..."

Lin Mingzhi leaned over and said something in Qin Yuan's ear, Qin Yuan pursed his lips imperceptibly, then turned his gaze and looked at that person calmly.

The speaker was only in his twenties, with a long, thin face and a pale complexion. At first glance, he really didn't look like a general.

What he said just now was not only to belittle Jian Yu, but also to sell Qin Yuan.He had been secretly observing Qin Yuan's reaction, but now seeing Qin Yuan looking at him, he immediately raised his head and chest and smiled vigorously at Qin Yuan.

Jian Yu's expression was very ugly, at this time there was no one close to him at the table, so no one stood up to help him.

Jian Yu had no choice but to bow to Qin Yuan with a livid face, then turned to the speaker, and was about to refute, only to hear a loud "bang", and the two-meter-high screen fell down.

Two beautiful boys with white eyes were exposed.

A table of sharp-eyed military generals, none of them noticed that there were two people on the other side of the screen.

To be exact, no one thought of it.Even if they heard the movement, they only regarded it as being next door. After all, there were no less than a hundred tables in the entire Ping Wang Mansion. Who would have thought that there was a small table next to the main table?

Even Qin Yuan didn't expect it.

Holding a snake-shaped soft whip in his hand, Jian Hao stepped on the screen angrily and walked over step by step.

The corners of Li Shu's eyes twitched when he saw his unrestrained steps—the fine gauze screen, the handwriting of famous masters in the past, worth tens of thousands of taels of silver, just like this, he stepped on two big holes!

Li Shu endured his heartache and took two steps forward, thought for a while, then went back to take the roster, and then carefully jumped over the hole that Jian Hao stepped on.

Jian Hao walked to the table aggressively, pointed at the whip, and said in a cold voice, "Who was farting there just now?"

The thin and long-faced young general didn't admit he was cowardly, he just poked his neck and said, "Your grandfather and me, what's the matter?"

Jian Hao frowned, suddenly grabbed a jug of wine on the table, slapped the mud, and poured it all over his head and face.

After pouring it, he took the whip handle and patted the other person's face with a smile, "The mouth is too stinky, I'll wash it off for you."

Everyone at the table was stunned.

No matter what, it's still in front of King Ping!

A group of nobles froze like statues.

Li Shu was the only one who moved - he was flipping through the roster.

When he turned to a certain page, he paused his hand, looked up at the drowned chicken, then looked down at the booklet, and after confirming it, he held it up in front of Jian Hao.

"Lin...Bai...Yu, General Annan...Lin Fei's second son...Birth mother..." Jian Hao read it slowly, sounding very imposing, but actually it was because traditional Chinese characters were a bit difficult for him.

"What do you mean?" Jian Hao asked without hesitation.

"It means that his mother was supported by the concubine back then, and that's how he got the name of a legitimate son!" Li Shu said loudly.

"Ha!" Jian Hao immediately laughed, "You idiot!"