How to Be a Male Queen

【Mission of Luo Zidai】

Without knowing that he had an extra cousin, Jian Xiaoshi hugged His Royal Highness Ping Wang's thick thigh and scared the goblin away.

Then, he happily lived the rice bug life of attending classes, sleeping, and riding horses.

On this day, Jian Hao reluctantly left the warm bed as usual, dressed and ate and went out... At first, he thought it would be the same as before, but as a result, as soon as he entered the Chongwen Museum, Li Shu imitated the appearance of a little wolf cub. jumped on him.

Jian Hao was completely sobered by his pounce.

Li Shu hung on him, smiling so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, "Brother Jian, you're finally here!"

Jian Hao is also super good at acting, stretched out his arms to hug her back, and shouted emotionally: "Little Lizi, I finally found you!"

"Brother Jian, do you know that I have been waiting so hard for you!" Li Shu burst into tears.

The two hugged each other tightly, like long-lost brothers.

——Fortunately, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has not arrived yet, otherwise Li Shu would definitely have to wear his little shoes again.

An Muxi glanced at the two of them, his teeth were sore, he simply buried his head in the art of war, not seeing what he saw.

Li Shu had had enough tossing around, and then said mysteriously: "Brother Jian, let me show you something good!"

Jian Hao blinked, "Is it Jin Yuanbao?"

Li Shu rolled his eyes at him, took out a wooden box the size of a palm, carefully opened it, and took out a black stick that looked a bit like Luo Zidai, but the texture was obviously inferior.

"What is this?" Jian Hao looked at the black thing with long and short fingers.

"Pencil!" Li Shu took it for granted, "Brother Jian, look, it's as easy to use as Luo Zi Dai, no, it's better than Luo Zi Dai!"

As he spoke, he picked up one in a serious manner, and imitated Jian Hao's usual appearance and drew on the paper. Three strokes and two strokes, he drew a little wolf cub—although it looked a bit like a sheep.

"Look, it's easy to use!" Li Shu spread out his hands, begging for praise.

Jian Hao stared at the faint black marks on his fingertips, and said honestly: "It's not easy to use."

Li Shu choked and almost cried.

Jian Hao fiddled with the counterfeit versions of "Snail Dai" in the box with a pen, and asked disgustedly, "What is this?"

"pencil."

"Could it be that I told you that pencils are like this?" Jian Hao doubted his memory a little.

"It's just a pencil lead, so it won't stick to your hands when you wrap it in paper." Li Shu explained thoughtfully.

"Is the pencil lead like this?" Jian Hao still couldn't accept it.

Li Shu blinked, "Isn't the pencil lead 'charcoal'? My brother-in-law tried for a long time to burn it out."

"Charcoal? Hahahaha..." Jian Hao laughed until his stomach ached, "I said '4)', not 'charcoal'!"

"It's charcoal!" Li Shu looked at him like an idiot.

Jian Hao scratched his head, thought for a while, and explained: "C is graphite, black, dug out from the soil..."

Li Shu thought for a while, grabbed the ink stick on the desk, "Is this?"

Jian Hao rolled his eyes and didn't bother to explain.

——The generation gap is too big, and I feel tired.

Li Shu didn't care about Jian Xiaoshi's inner activities at all, but firmly pushed the wooden box to his hand, and then stared at the bulging purse treacherously.

Jian Hao simply untied it and threw it on him, "Come on, I'll give it all to you."

"Hey hey hey!" Li Shu held his purse and smiled like a little money fan.

After school, Li Shu didn't let Jian Hao and An Muxi go home, saying that he would take them somewhere.

The three teenagers rode horses and walked southward along Suzaku Street, passing Jinkefang and Yuyefang, bypassing the West Market, passing through a large area of ​​neighborhoods, and they were about to arrive at the location of the Wannian County Government.

"Haven't you arrived yet?" Jian Hao was a little impatient.

"It's almost there." Li Shu smiled kindly.

When he passed a steamed stuffed bun stall, he got off his horse and walked over.

The old man watching the stall seemed to be familiar with him, and asked with a smile: "Young master, is he buying buns again? Is it still two meat and two vegetables?"

"Yeah!" Li Shu smiled, revealing two dimples, "Two meat and two vegetables, put them in a basket, and return them to you later."

"Okay!" The old man responded, and quickly put on his hands and feet.

Jian Hao thought that "two meat and two vegetarian dishes" meant two vegetarian dishes and two meat dishes. He rubbed his stomach and found that he was really hungry.

——I want to eat some meat later.

Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, Li Shu wobbled back with two big baskets, muttering as he walked, "My brother-in-law doesn't seem to be struggling to carry them on weekdays, so it's so heavy!"

An Muxi got off the horse and took the basket in his hand with ease.

"Thank you." Li Shu smiled cutely.

An Muxi turned his face sideways and hung on the saddle.

Jian Hao's eyes widened in surprise, "Is this... two meat and two vegetables?"

"Ah, two drawers of late sunsun with meat foam, and two drawers of vegetarian chives."

Jian Hao was speechless.

You must know that the "one drawer" of this era is not the amount of steamed buns - there are at least twenty buns the size of an adult man's fist in a basket.

Jian Hao walked up to An Muxi with his horse's belly in his hands, reached out and took a piece of meat, put it to his mouth and took a bite, "Well, it's quite delicious." Although the meat was less oily, he was really hungry.

But Li Shu felt distressed, "Brother Jian, you, you are not allowed to eat!"

Jian Hao squinted at him, "Didn't you buy it for food? I just gave you Luozidai, and it still hurts to eat your buns? It's up to you!"

He not only ate it by himself, but also greeted An Muxi with bad intentions, "Little yogurt, you can eat it too."

Li Shu's small eyes immediately fixed on An Muxi.

He thought the other party wouldn't eat it, but An Muxi stretched out his hand expressionlessly, and took two in one go!

Jian Hao smiled treacherously.

Li Shu puffed his face and clenched his fists—for Luo Zidai's sake, he endured it!

The three teenagers fought and fought, and passed through two alleys.

Jian Hao glanced at the sun slanting to the west, grabbed another bun and put it in his mouth, said while eating, "It's really far away."

Li Shusheng was afraid that he would keep eating and eating, so he said anxiously: "Look at the sky full of sunshine, riding a horse slowly is not interesting, is it?"

Jian Hao looked at the red-eyed sky, but didn't feel much.

An Muxi, on the other hand, nodded cooperatively, and rarely said: "The sky in Mobei is so high and blue, even if you drive a horse for hundreds of miles, it still looks the same...it's not like Yong'an."

"Brother An, how is Yong'an?" Li Shu tried desperately to find a topic, trying to divert their attention from the buns.

—Is he hungry too?He can resist eating!

An Muxi thought about it seriously, in terms of "Yongan" alone, it is no better than Mobei, if you add the two friends next to it, it seems... not bad.

So he nodded.

Li Shu rolled his eyes, and the spirit of gossip ignited again, "Brother An, I would like to ask, why did you adopt General Zhenbei?"

"I'm a concubine. I lost my mother when I was young, and my uncle has no children, so I adopted him." An Muxi said calmly.

He had heard people mention that he was not the one chosen by the clan at all, but after some twists and turns and coincidences, this father-son relationship was brought about.

Involuntarily, An Muxi wanted to say more, "When I was in Anfu, I had no food, was thin, small, and was bullied... Uncle treated me very well."

Li Shu's eyes widened in surprise—this was not mentioned in the "information" that his brother-in-law gave him!

Jian Hao frowned unconsciously when he heard the words "being bullied", "You are pathetic enough."

If it was in the past, An Muxi was most afraid of people mentioning the word "poor", but when these words came from his friends, he couldn't hear the slightest hint of contempt.

"Among the people who bullied you, is there that woman from before?"

Anmusi nodded.

Jian Hao snorted, "We meet again, show her some color!"

In the time of talking, the destination has arrived.

As soon as the three of them turned into the alley, three or five dirty children ran over happily.

Jian Hao was taken aback, thinking it was a little beggar.

Unexpectedly, the next moment, the little guys shouted loudly: "Brother Li is here! Brother Li is here!"

Li Shu was riding a horse, afraid that they would rush over regardless, so he quickly climbed down and said softly to the children, "Slow down, don't get hurt."

Li Shu's ancestral home is Yangzhou, and he lived in Yangzhou for 14 years before coming to Yong'an.His accent, appearance, and personality all have a gentle and soft temperament unique to Jiangnan, even in the face of this group of "dirty" children.

Many children ran out of the courtyard and surrounded Li Shu, their little black claws scrambling to grab his clothes, but Li Shu didn't dislike him at all.

Two middle-aged men, one tall and one short, came out after the children. When they saw Li Shu, their dark faces wrinkled with laughter.

They walked towards Jian Hao and An Muxi, and took the reins from their hands very respectfully. The men didn't say anything decent, they just kept thanking them.

You can embarrass the two of them!I wish I could catch that little pear and beat it up.

Li Shu untied the basket containing the steamed stuffed buns from his horse, and walked into a simple compound surrounded by children.

Jian Hao clearly heard the sound of swallowing saliva.

After a while, he took Li Shu out of the crowd and asked viciously, "What's going on?"

Li Shu said shyly, "You see, this is Shantang..."

In the courtyard, there are a dozen or so rooms neatly built, each room has a large shop, a large pot is set up in the yard, and twenty or thirty children, big and small, are waiting around the stove for dinner. A dozen or so old people sat in a group, haggard and worn.

Jian Hao took a look around. Including the two women who cook, there are less than ten strong laborers in the whole yard.

Li Shu observed his expression, and said tentatively: "Brother Jian, I want to sell those snails in a shop, and exchange them for some food and thin shirts..."

Jian Hao pursed his lips, and replied decisively: "Sell!"

Li Shu grinned, with a bright smile on his face, "I knew, brother Jian would definitely agree!"

Jian Hao felt a little strange.

Dinner was steamed buns brought by Li Shu and clear water cabbage soup boiled in a big pot.

There were more than seventy steamed buns, and each person shared less than two—in fact, each person should have at least two, and the missing ones were eaten by Jian Hao and An Muxi.

There are big smiles on the small faces, it seems that being able to eat buns is already the happiest thing in the world.

In this situation, the two of them felt a little stomachache for no reason.

Jian Hao blushed and clenched his fists, "Buy a car tomorrow!"

Holding the sword in his arms, An Muxi nodded expressionlessly.