How to Be a Male Queen

【Aspire to be a little playboy】

Jian Hao traveled to this world on New Year's Eve.

That day he received a call from his scumbag father, asking him to go back and have a reunion dinner.

Jian Hao was actually unwilling in his heart, but since his scumbag father was always generous with his actions, he finally walked out the door slowly.

From where he lived to Jian's villa, there was a big turntable. When Jian Hao turned the turntable, he suddenly saw a Hummer rushing towards the central flower bed like crazy.

There, four or five children were wearing new clothes and happily setting off small fireworks.

Jian Hao didn't think about anything at the time, as soon as he stepped on the accelerator, he slammed into the front of the Hummer.

He watched helplessly as the big head of the Hummer was knocked sideways by it, while his own little BMW was instantly dead.

The moment before he fell into a coma, Jian Hao was still thinking - Ma Dan, if I knew that the young master would also buy a big hummer, it would knock you into the air!

Opening his eyes again, he was no longer the youngest son of "Mine King" Lao Jian, but the silly little son of General Pingxi's mansion.

That day, it happened to be New Year's Eve here too.

Wearing new clothes and holding a big lantern, Xiao Shizi originally wanted to present a treasure to the old lady, but he ran too hastily and bumped his head against the door frame.

Therefore, such a good background was given to Jian Hao.

Speaking of which, they both have the same name and surname, the same birth date, and both have a scumbag father and a grandmother who loves them.

The only difference is that Jian Hao didn't have a mother in his previous life, and his scumbag father told him that after his mother gave birth to him, she packed up her things and left as soon as the anesthesia wore off.

His household registration is under the name of the real Mrs. Jane.

Yes, in a sense, Jian Hao is considered an illegitimate child. The scumbag father has had countless lovers from before to now, and Jian Hao's own mother is the only one among them who has a doctorate in mineralogy and does not know that the scumbag father is married.

When she learned the truth, Jian Hao was already eight months old in her womb.

His mother finally decided to give birth to him, and then simply took the check and recommendation letter from his wife and went away.

When Jian Hao listened to these at the beginning, it was like listening to a story, and he didn't feel anything at all.

From this point of view, he felt that he was quite weak, as if something was missing in his bones, and he didn't care about anything.

Now that he has received all the emotions and memories of Xiaoshizi, he feels that there is no sense of disobedience. This person is like a lost part of him, and now he is truly complete.

Mrs. Jane also said the same.

Jian Hao's changes could not escape her old man's eyes no matter what, so he simply stopped pretending and showed his "extraordinary" intelligence openly.

Unexpectedly, Mrs. Jian was not surprised at all. Instead, she kept thanking God for his kindness, and said excitedly that she must go to the Taoist temple to fulfill her wish.

It was only later that Jian Hao learned that when Xiao Shizi was three years old, the old lady asked a very powerful Taoist priest to make a fortune teller. The Taoist said that the reason why Jian Hao showed mental insufficiency was because the three souls and seven souls had not yet returned to their positions. It is no different from ordinary people.

The old lady asked at the time, when will she be able to return to her throne?

The Taoist replied that it is necessary to wait patiently, and the wish will come true when the time comes.

Regardless of whether the Taoist priest is really a master or a fool, he perfectly found a ready-made excuse for Jian Hao's time travel.

In short, he didn't have to pretend to be a little fool, and he didn't have to worry about being burned to death as a monster.

Since the person who loved him the most in his previous life was also his grandma, Jian Hao had a little more genuine affection for the old lady for no reason.

As for that fairy-like mother... Jian Hao only met once on New Year's Eve, and his only impression was that she was really pretty.

He could feel that although he didn't meet often, that beautiful mother really cared about him.

Therefore, Jian Hao set up a lofty goal - to hug the old lady's thighs tightly, to have a good relationship with his mother, and then...to be a playboy as he pleases!

***

After the goal was established, Jian Hao's first small plan was to get rid of the people in the mansion and secretly go to the street to watch the princess go out.

Speaking of which, this is the first time he has left General Pingxi's mansion since time travel.

After watching the Princess Yonghe that people were talking about every day, he originally wanted to go to the West Market. He heard that there were Persians and big cannibals there, and sometimes he could meet Tibetans wearing loose robes—— Jian Hao has long wanted to join in the fun.

Unexpectedly, before he took two steps out, the old butler with gray hair came to find him in person, followed by four or five strong servants.

As soon as the old butler saw Jian Hao, he first caught him, checked him up, down, left, and right several times, and after making sure that he hadn't bumped into him or made the crowd cry, he was greatly relieved.

"My little ancestor, why did you run out alone? The old lady is in a hurry!"

Jian Hao sighed in his heart, but on the surface he put on an obedient look, and replied with a smile: "I have a lot of free time in the mansion, so I wanted to come out to play for a while, and now I'm thinking of going back, so you're always here —Grandma misses me?"

"Isn't that right! The old lady said that she will wait for the son to serve dinner, let's go back quickly."

The housekeeper said it lightly, but the real mansion has already exploded.

After the old lady found out that Jian Hao was missing, she lost her temper and severely punished the servants who were looking after him, even the guards on duty also suffered.

You know, the old lady has a compassionate heart. She has been a housekeeper for decades, and she never beats and scolds her servants at will. Today, she is very angry. It is the fault of those people who are not caring and lost her. Xiao Jinsun.

Thinking of his grandmother at home, Jian Hao couldn't help feeling warm in his heart.

He nodded and responded obediently: "Let's go, don't keep grandma waiting for a long time."

Seeing Jian Hao being so obedient, the old housekeeper couldn't help showing a gratified smile on his face.

He asked someone to bring the horse over, and taking advantage of Jian Hao's inattention, he whispered to the people around him: "Go back and tell the old lady that the son is found, don't worry her."

"Yes!" The servant agreed, and then grabbed the saddle with one hand, and flew to sit on it. His movements were crisp and neat, and he was extremely unrestrained-just looking at his horse-mounting skills, he was no less than any ordinary soldier in the imperial guard camp.

Jian Hao's eyes were full of envy, he wanted to "fly" up like that man, but at his current height he could only hold onto the saddle, and he couldn't even put his legs on it.

The old housekeeper quickly comforted him with a smile: "These people have been specially trained by the second wife. The son is still young. In two years' time, if he grows taller, he will definitely be better than them."

After hearing this, Jian Hao nodded without humility, "You're right, don't even look at what my family does!"

The old butler responded with a smile on his face: "Isn't that right? You are the only grandson of our old general. In the future, you will inherit the mantle of the general and the old general, and go to battle to kill the enemy and make great achievements!"

Uh... forget it.

Jian Hao silently made a big cross in his heart, he was determined to be a playboy, to make meritorious deeds... it's better to leave it to others.

***

General Pingxi's Mansion has existed longer than the Great Xia Dynasty.

The previous generals of Pingxi were all staunch royalists. To be precise, what they protected was not that seat, but the tens of thousands of Li people within the border.

The Pingxi army does not leave the station without authorization and does not participate in party struggles. This is a rule that has been passed down for hundreds of years.

Because of this, the emperors of all dynasties rest assured that the 40 troops on the border of the Western Regions were handed over to the Jian family.

At this time, General Pingxi's Mansion was brightly lit, and the food in the main courtyard had already been set, but no one touched their chopsticks.

The old lady was wearing a patterned forged embroidered jacket, with a brownish-colored half-arm, a golden hairpin on her head, and tortoise shells hanging from her ears. She was sitting upright at the main seat.

Sitting on the two sides were Jian Hao's cheap fathers in this life - Jian Zhenxi's three concubines and three concubine daughters, all six of them dared not show their air.

Fortunately, in just a cup of tea, Jian Hao came back from the outside in a smart Hu suit.

He didn't care how many people were at the table, and he didn't care what those people thought of him, he put his arms around the old lady's waist, "Grandmother, grandson is back!"

"Yeah! Just come back, just come back!" Looking at the straightforward appearance of her good grandson, the old lady finally put a smile on her face.

She has a ruddy face and a slightly plump figure, and she is even more kind when she smiles.

The old butler stood outside the door and took a peek inside, completely relieved.

The people at the table had various feelings in their hearts.

The third lady patted Jian Hao's forehead affectionately, and said softly, "But are you hungry?"

"I'm not hungry at all, I just want to trouble my grandmother, aunt, sisters, etc." Jian Hao responded obediently.

He knew that the third lady was the most capable maidservant in front of the old lady before she became the concubine of his cheap father, so the old lady naturally treated her more affectionately than the other two concubines.

In order to make the old lady happy, Jian Hao is also willing to sell her face.

Jian Hao said "not hungry", originally he didn't want to worry the old lady, but she didn't realize it, but the old lady became unhappy when she heard it, "But did you eat omnivorous food outside?"

"No, my grandson has always remembered my grandmother's words - you can't eat things from outside, and you can't take what others give you." Jian Hao quickly clarified, and recited the creed when he was a little fool.

Only then did the old lady nod slightly in reassurance, "But where did you go to play?"

"On Suzaku Street to see the princess."

The old lady changed her mind, "But Princess Yonghe?"

Jian Hao nodded, flatteringly said: "Nothing can be hidden from grandma."

Knowing that this kid is being obedient on purpose, the old lady still couldn't help but laugh, "Then the princess is pretty?"

Jian Hao rolled his eyes, pretended to be mysterious and approached the old lady's ear, and whispered back: "Grandson is not lying to you, although she is a princess, I don't think she is half as good as my grandmother when she was young..."

"You little cunning, you actually compare your grandmother to other people's golden branches and jade leaves!" The old lady poked his forehead pretending to be angry, but the next moment, she couldn't help laughing.

Jian Hao smiled foolishly on his face, but he was thinking in his heart - now his mind is full of that arrogant Prince Ping, how can he still remember what the princess looks like!

After a few words of affectionate teasing among the grandparents and grandchildren, the old lady ordered dinner to be served.

The old lady was originally from a scholarly family, but she married a martial artist like old general Jian by accident.

She learned the housekeeper's methods at her natal family, and she has always kept the rule of not talking during the dinner.

It stands to reason that the concubine should not be at the table, but the male of Jian's family has been fighting outside all year round, and Princess Anya has her own mansion. In order to make the family more lively, the old lady authorized three concubine and granddaughter to accompany her to eat.

Jian Hao tried his best to interpret the role of a good grandson, and he took the right time to serve the old lady a bowl of soup and a dish, without saying a word of extraneous words.

When the old lady saw him making a move, she would always say, "There are maids here, so eat yours well and don't work too hard."

Even though she said so, anyone with a discerning eye could tell that every time Jian Hao picked up the dishes, the old lady would eat them up with a smile on her face, and she would brush aside the dishes served by the servants indiscriminately.

Jian Hao also happily coaxed her.