The story of Wu Sanjing

Zhuang Xiaoba never clamored for beef noodles anymore, because he found that Zhuang Xuran could cook really good food!Zhuang Xiaoba always thought that he didn't distinguish between five grains!

But what shocked Zhuang Xiaoba even more was that Zhuang Xuran actually got the first place in the grade in the mock English test!This made Zhuang Xiaoba, who scored 18 points in the test, very incomprehensible. You agreed to be a scumbag together, but you became a bully...

"Tell me, do you have other spirits outside!" Zhuang Xiaoba was heartbroken.

"My English has always been this level. You forgot that I came back from abroad."

"You're lying, you didn't get any of the [-] multiple-choice questions in yesterday's practice questions right!"

"But I copied you."

Zhuang Xiaoba was deeply hurt, he was so depressed that he couldn't eat, and he could only eat three bowls of rice for each meal. Zhuang Xuran was also very sad because he found that Zhuang Xiaoba ate too much every day, even if he cooked it at home. He couldn't afford to feed this little elf anymore.

Why is Zhuang Xuran so poor? Because he invested all his money into opening a studio. Although he was thrown back to the country, his heart of not wanting to study never changed, so he was cut off from his source of income and had to live frugally Set up the studio.Zhuang Xuran pulled out the ten cents of the account book, and now that a little elf is added, it is still a bit difficult to raise, but it is still affordable to save.

The self-satisfied Zhuang Xuran completely forgot that this goblin is not wild, but a five-san spirit with household registration and natal family, how could it be so easy for him to take it as his own?

In the blink of an eye, the countdown to the college entrance examination was [-] days, Zhuang Xuran ran to the studio after lunch.Zhuang Xiaoba, who stayed at home, was washing the dishes while looking at the ten yuan on the table. This was the first time Zhuang Xuran gave him pocket money. Ten yuan, that's a lot of packets of spicy strips!

Zhuang Xiaoba imagined the scene of exchanging all the money for spicy noodles, and the more he thought about it, the more he salivated.

"250, have you been abused?" The patriarch's voice was as 'kind' as ever.

"Patriarch!" Zhuang Xiaoba's eyes lit up. Did the patriarch come to pay his salary?Zhuang Xiaoba waited expectantly, but saw the patriarch cast his eyes on the table, then quickly picked up ten yuan and stuffed it into his pocket.

"!!!"

"I have something to inform you today."

"Patriarch, that money..."

"How do you know it has something to do with money?" The patriarch straightened his collar and sat down: "Hey, your luck is really good. The salary system in the clan has been reformed. From your class onwards, we don't pay much attention to basic salary. As long as the funds are sufficient, we can send as much as we want, and we can also buy five social insurances and one housing fund!"

Zhuang Xiaoba felt that the patriarch's style of painting was a bit wrong, but he still nodded obediently based on the most basic respect.

The patriarch paused, looked Zhuang Xiaoba Yitong up and down, and smiled with satisfaction: "You have grown up and become more juicy recently."

"..." Zhuang Xiaoba shivered, covered in white sweat.

"By the way, how is Zhuang Xuran's grades?" The patriarch stared at Zhuang Xiaoba for a while, then returned to a serious face.

"Very, very good, I got four to five hundred points in the mock test last time." Zhuang Xiao lied without changing his face.

The patriarch nodded in satisfaction: "You're coming to an end with Zhuang Xuran. After that, the Hui clan will take good care of you, and the transformation will no longer be a hidden danger, and it will be convenient for you to find a job..."

"what?!"

The patriarch gave Zhuang Xiaoba a squinting look: "Otherwise, do you think that those cultivation resources provide you with food, accommodation, and account registration? Where did all the money come from? You all have to return to work in the clan if you succeed in transforming!"

"Patriarch, you didn't say that at the beginning." Zhuang Xiaoba almost cried in fright: "Can't I stay with Zhuang Xuran?"

"You are so naive." The patriarch admired: "He doesn't go to school anymore, why are you still following him? Warming the bed?"

"Then I'm gone, will he still remember me?"

"250, you have to look at the world from a scientific perspective. For an unscientific existence like ours, you still want people to always remember it? You must erase the memory."

The patriarch patted Zhuang Xiaoba on the shoulder: "But our clan is also reasonable. If you really want to follow Zhuang Xuran, let him buy you. You are not expensive. It is estimated to be four to five million."

Zhuang Xiaoba looked up suspiciously: "Patriarch, why do I think this is your purpose today?"

The patriarch evaded this question head-on, stood up, turned around and left, and turned back halfway: "By the way, this is pocket money given to you by the clan. You must know that the clan values ​​you very much."

Zhuang Xiaoba stood in the living room with ten yuan in his hand, until Zhuang Xuran came back, he was still lamenting how innocent he was like a child.Why are everyone's routines so deep?not sincere :)

Zhuang Xuran's talk went well today, he finally has two spare coins in his hand, and he is going to take the little elf out for dinner, but when he came back, he saw Zhuang Xiaoba looking affectionately at the ten yuan.

"Zhuang Xiaoba, change your clothes, let's go eat Ma Xiao!"

Zhuang Xiaoba's eyes lit up, and then drooped miserably: "If I don't eat, can you give me the money?"

It's going to rain red, Zhuang Xiaoba wants to save money.Zhuang Xuran handed over the money, intending to see what he wanted to do.

Zhuang Xiaoba took the money and stuffed it into his pocket, went to find a cardboard box, wrapped it in red paper and made a hole, on which were written three beautiful characters - donation box, then took out the money and put it into it. Se, going out.

Zhuang Xuran felt that he would never be able to keep up with Zhuang Xiaoba's imagination.

"What are you doing?"

It's good that Zhuang Xuran didn't speak, but when he spoke, Zhuang Xiaoba let out a 'bark' and almost cried.

"The patriarch is here. He said that I have to leave after you graduate. I don't want to leave. I want to save money for my ransom..."

Zhuang Xuran looked at him quietly, feeling a little moved.

Zhuang Xiaoba cautiously asked, "Can I stay by your side all the time?"

Zhuang Xuran sighed, and embraced Zhuang Xiaoba with red eyes: "Of course, you are the little fairy I picked up."

Zhuang Xiaoba giggled, and didn't say that he was going to go out to collect donations: "But you don't know, our patriarch is really insane, just like a procuress, if he doesn't work for him, he has to redeem himself, hey, who told me to be Jiao Didi? What about the tender oiran?"

"Okay, little oiran, wait for the Lord to redeem you."

"Master, are you serious?" Zhuang Xiaoba looked very happy and cast a nondescript wink.

Zhuang Xuran had a bad feeling: "How much will it cost to redeem you?"

Zhuang Xiaoba threw the donation box aside, and hugged Zhuang Xuran's waist tightly: "It's not much, just four to five million."

Zhuang Xuran's heart stopped instantly, and his backhand was about to tear Zhuang Xiaoba away from his body. Did Zhuang Xiaoba obey so easily?He jumped up and immediately wrapped his limbs around Zhuang Xuran.

"Of course, you are really kind."

Zhuang Xuran resigned himself to supporting the little fairy's waist, what could he do, of course he continued to forgive.

Injustice Zhuang was cheated of 500 million in debt just like this, and it was still for a limited time, which made Zhuang Xuran feel the rush of the college entrance examination for the first time.

It's a pity that time flies, and Zhuang Xuran still has no money.

Fortunately, Zhuang Xuran has a cousin in China.His cousin is six or seven years older than him. He has been steady and eager to learn since he was a child. He ranks first all the time. He even won the first place in the college entrance examination with ease. After graduation, he took over the family business. Talk about it.

No one likes other people's children, but Zhuang Xuran has no choice but to ask this cousin to borrow money.Zhuang Xuran took out his wallet and counted, and decided to treat his cousin to a meal, talking while eating.

My cousin was sitting in a crowded beef noodle restaurant, as if he had facial paralysis and cancer.The people around him are not picky, they pick it up with chopsticks and eat it, ignoring the way he eats, he looks like a pretty handsome young man.

After the young man finished eating the noodles, the cousin handed the paper to him, and then he had the time to talk to Zhuang Xuran: "You said you want to borrow money?"

"Ah."

"500?"

"Ah."

The cousin reached out and knocked on the table, then wiped his hands with a piece of paper in distaste: "I said you should give in to uncle and aunt, so that you don't cause trouble in the future, and you will still be short of the 500 million?"

Zhuang Xuran thought about the purpose of his money, nodded: "I guess it will be short."

The cousin didn't come up in one breath, and took out the check book to send the cousin away.Unexpectedly, the young man next to him who had been playing with his mobile phone after eating the noodles suddenly grabbed the check book and smiled at Zhuang Xuran, "I'm sorry, his company has done too much charity recently, and some of them are unable to make ends meet."

"...!" Zhuang Xuran looked at his cousin.

The cousin also echoed: "Well, no, I'm sorry, I'm afraid of guilt recently."

Zhuang Xuran was going to be pissed off. Why are these two people so brazen? Eating his noodles would ruin his business. Don't they have a conscience?The young man looked at Zhuang Xuran with a smile. The idiot didn't know him, but he knew the idiot. The 250 idiot was quite capable, so he persuaded the idiot to come out to borrow money so quickly. I am sorry to the fathers and folks of the Wusanjing clan.

Hey, the clan's salary can't be paid out recently, and if he doesn't cheat two fools to pay, what face does he have as the patriarch!

Zhuang Xuran returned home with nothing, and when he opened the door, he saw Zhuang Xiaoba was setting food on the table, and while he was doing it, he greeted him: "Come wash your hands and eat."

Zhuang Xuran drank the warm soup and felt that everything he had done was worth it. Even if the redemption fee was double or twice as expensive, it didn't matter, he would donate money to redeem the little fairy without hesitation.Zhuang Xuran was so moved by himself that he listened to Zhuang Xiaoba:

"Of course, the patriarch came here again just now."

"……Um."

"He said that if you borrowed money to pay my ransom, you would have to pay double."

"...!"

"But you don't need to borrow money at all, right? The patriarch is really ignorant. How can you not earn my ransom fee?" Zhuang Xiaoba said while eating, and even winked at Zhuang Xuran: "Isn't it? However, brother?"

Fuck your brother Ranran, Zhuang Xuran really wanted to turn around and leave, but his legs under the table had already been tightly entangled by Zhuang Xiaoba, and he couldn't move at all.Zhuang Xuran looked at Zhuang Xiaoba who rolled his eyes at him again, gritted his teeth and said:

"Yes, you are so cheap, how can I not afford it."