Such food, can be an anchor?

On the bullet screen, the chat was very hot——

"Wow, taciturn Zhou Aoxue!"

"High energy is expected ahead—everyone, please protect your ears!"

"While everyone is stunned, pick up the Taoist priest and run away (*^▽^*)"

"Stop in front! The Daoist is mine!"

"Draw your sword, rivals!"

Just as everyone was talking about the dire situation, Zhou Gongyan's expression was very serious, and he just said in a low voice: "I admit that I, Zhou, lost..."

Fluttering across the bullet screen: "Don't cry, Tiance Mansion will never be a slave!"

Zhou Gongyan changed his tone after reading it, pretending to be relaxed and calm, and said: "But-old irons! In fact, I, Zhou, secretly smoked a cigarette just now, so I was killed and had no power to fight back! I didn't take it seriously! , do you know? Once I get serious, it must be..."

The barrage became full again: "Don't stop, you're gay if you stop!"

Anyone who watched his live broadcast knew that Zhou Gongyan didn't smoke, so...he was refuted ruthlessly!

Zhou Gongyan couldn't hold back himself when he saw a certain word, and started to roar in his daily life: "I didn't lie to you, old men, haven't you heard the sound of a lighter? The sound of the strongest man in Jiansan is also the loudest, you guys Didn't you hear it?"

Facing the screen that was still full: "Don't stop, you're gay if you stop!" Zhou Gongyan felt that he was going crazy, and roared mixed with anger: "I don't fucking like men! Do you know that? You people are really scary. !"

"Hey, let me tell you, I'm a straight man of steel! Do you know what a straight man of steel is? A straight man of steel is... just... a man who can't like men!"

An imposing nine-foot man, Zhou Gongyan has a disdainful point, that is - he can't be called gay!

He doesn't despise homosexuals either, and has seen homosexuals, but he can't say he is gay!I resisted from the bottom of my heart to attach this word to myself, and I didn't know why.

The Taoist leader over there is sending a secret chat: "It seems that the strongest man in Jianwangsan has already won! But this will not affect our cooperation! Brother Zhou, we can still dominate Jianwangsan together and make them discouraged Trembling all over!"

Zhou Gongyan smiled wryly, and knocked out: "Yes, brother! Let Quanjian Wangsan be stained with the blood of our slaughter!"

"Are you so scary?"

"That's right, the strongest man in Jianwang Three is so unpopular!"

"Oh, to be honest, I think you are really handsome and strong, Brother Zhou!"

"How should I put it, I think you are also very strong brother! I, Zhou, like you as a strong brother! In the future, if anyone dares to bully you in Jianwangsan, you can find me, Zhou, and I will protect you!"

"Wow, hearing you say that, I suddenly feel the moon above my head shining in my heart, hotter than the sun in the Milky Way, shining down on me!"

The live broadcaster clearly watched the secret conversation between the two on the screen——

"This wave of business blows each other, you deserve it!"

"I have never seen such a brazen person 233333"

"This business bragging is really strong!"

"If you don't accept the water and soil, I will submit to you!"

……

Then when Zhou Gongyan saw that passage, he burst out into the legendary barbell-like laughter, which echoed throughout the live broadcast room and gang YY, deafening.

It's time for the live broadcast, Zhou Gongyan said good night to everyone as usual, his military master has successfully flown to the roof of Tiance Mansion.Just as he was copying the guild advertisement——he yelled again: "Du Luoluo, come out!"

A certain little poisonous radish sneered, and said softly: "Master, what advice do you have?"

"This advertisement is all about what, it has been withdrawn and rewritten!" Said that he can be straight but crooked, offensive or acceptable?Can't bear it!Auntie can bear it, but Zhou Gongyan can't bear it!

"Since the ad was changed today, several bigwigs have come here admiringly. I think the effect is quite good~"

"Wo Cao, this won't work!" Zhou Gongyan hushed his earphones, "If you don't change it, you will die under my Zhou Aoxue's red-tasseled long | spear later, okay?"

Laughter came from the voice: "I believe that Tiance can trample nanny to death. But with all due respect, I really don't believe you can trample me to death~~~"

Zhou Gongyan squinted her eyes, licked the little tiger's teeth, and then turned off the live broadcast.

Because of the following content, it is not suitable to broadcast live, otherwise it will affect his invincible image...

——"Miss nanny is the most popular, isn't it okay?"

——"Emmmm..."

——"How do you say, how can you agree?" (The voice is suddenly soft and cute, although it is still hoarse.)

——"Let's do this, the gang leader's face still has to be given, you swipe 'I'm a pig' ten times on the World Channel. I'll change it tomorrow."

——"Okay, okay, okay. I'll send it!"

"Guild Leader, have you ever considered changing your profession?" Baozi was looking for a teammate in the arena, and seeing someone in the world humiliatingly combo, the current strategy is really not easy to mix.

Especially when a certain person is completely killed when a thousand people are attacking and defending, even the invincible skills of Kaishan and Hu can't save him...

"Any opinion?" Zhou Gongyan asked him in a fierce tone.

"Not at all! I'll send four!" When it's time to dogleg, dogleg is Baozi's signature in life!

"Okay, this wave is very strong, I, Zhou, just like someone with a discerning price like you!"

Speaking of occupation, Zhou Gongyan was very excited every time he saw Tiance Mansion and himself in military uniform, and his rough voice seemed to be saying his own declaration: "My Tiance Mansion is destined to guard the soul of the Tang Dynasty alone!"

Baozi and the others were powerless to refute, and they had the same thoughts in their hearts: If Datang had a general like you, I'm afraid... would have died long ago.

"Yes, yes, the boss is full of pride and arrogance every day!" Daily bragging is still necessary.

"Oh, it's okay." Zhou Gongyan did not climb up the pole, but was humble.

Just when he was about to take off the headset and go offline, the background music in YY was suddenly changed to "Goodbye-Police" by someone, and then a faint female voice came: "Master, do you still remember Chunyang by the Daming Lake?" Daoist?"

Zhou Gong paused, is that Taoist priest Chunyang still in the palace of Chang'an City?What happened between the two after a secret chat before?

He completely forgot...

After clicking on the list for a long time, I saw the location of the other party - Chang'an City.

He only played for more than ten minutes. After thinking about it, he should chat with him secretly, just in case...

"No, it's not like we're leaving others alone after the martial arts competition is over!" His slender fingers paused on the keyboard for a long time, such a close chat, with the tragic music echoing in his ears, which made him a straight steel man a little Inexplicable feeling of being gay in gay...

"Then what, what do you mean?" Zhou Gongyan frowned. He discovered a problem very early on - Jian San would become gay after playing for a long time!It seems that we have to discuss it today.

Zhou Gongyan wanted to ask them seriously, looking for the answer that he had been searching for for a long time. "Why do I feel that many people who entered this game became gay after playing? I had two apprentices before, and both of them were men. At the beginning, Master and Master called me. I feel very comfortable."

"However, after a week, their titles were unanimously called 'Master'. As a big man, I was a little disgusted. These are two big old men, you old men! Thieves are scary! Why do you talk like that!"

"How should I put it, I would never call them 'disciple brothers'!"

"What do you think about this issue?"

Many people in the gang disagree——

A certain beggar smiled softly: "When my apprentice called me that, I liked it very much. I think it's a cute little Xiuluo."

A certain poisonous sister said righteously: "This is called being cute and coquettish, why is the boss... so..." For a while, I really couldn't find an accurate word to describe it.

A certain Xiuluo made a sweet voice: "Liger, tiger, please hug me, hold me high~~~"

Zhou Gongyan felt his scalp go numb for a while, and yelled in a rough voice, "I'm so careless~~~"

Probably even if a female player shouted that, he couldn't accept it.What's more, it's a man, even if you read the words, it hurts your eyes!

A certain second young master sighed in pain: "Isn't the legendary straight man of steel not a little bit of tenderness?" The voice seemed to be crying.

Zhou Gongyan felt cold, and heard the second young master say again: "Master, I finally understand why you are still so good at Jianwangsan after playing for six years!"

Because there is a motto in the world: the more gay you are, the stronger you are!

"Wow, are you people so scary?" Zhou Gongyan supported his forehead, "Yes, it's very social!"

But there is no rule in the game: the rookies stop!

"Wait a minute and you guys will bring that Chunyang to YY, that's my brother who is worshiped by someone Zhou, you know, you all have to protect him and let him go!"

Before speaking, Zhou Gongyan announced to them with great momentum, so that he would save himself from having to chat privately.

"Since he's the leader's brother, why don't you drag someone in yourself?" someone in the gang muttered softly.

Zhou Gongyan snorted softly, feeling his little tiger jumping up and down, a little bit of the urge to bite!

"The leader of the gang never asks for a reason!" I couldn't help but want to teach others again, "Wow, do you still see me as the leader of the gang in your eyes? Can I ask you to pull someone?"

"I……"

Those who were about to continue training were interrupted softly by the gang's diplomatic director: "The gang leader told us to go west, we will never go east! Pull people to YY, right? We're going to carry out the mission!"

Well, after being interrupted like this, the words I was about to say seemed to be forgotten after such a few seconds anyway, so I vaguely responded.

Clicking on the friend list with the mouse, and seeing that Taoist Chunyang was still in Chang'an City, Zhou Gongyan touched his body, felt the pricks under his hands, and was a little flustered.

You remember when you were in elementary school, people often joked that he had engaged a baby kiss with the little granddaughter of the Li family next door.Zhou Gongyan's eyes were round and round, and he went to the yard of the neighbor's house to watch it secretly for a whole month...

Then I saw the legendary baby girl who was just born in the hospital a few days later, her little face suddenly turned pale, and a big stone in her heart loosened, but when she landed on the ground, it hit him with gold stars on his head instantly!

The previous anxiety and tension followed him for a whole month, like a thorn growing in his heart, always thinking about how to remove it properly, and the laughter made out of nothing made him have such a fearful sequelae.

Zhou Gongyan turned on his phone and randomly clicked on an anchor in the game area. When he saw that the number of viewers was 20, there were some noisy voices, followed by a warm and mellow male voice: "Thank you for the three Southeast Asian durians that I received from my three-year-old cutie. Eat a large bowl of ten dragon fruits, thank you for the fifty avocados from Southeast Naya Vinegar King. Thank you for my twenty avocados without breasts..."

Zhou Gongyan lay down on the bed, turned off the phone screen, and suddenly found a very serious problem - other anchors were technical anchors, but he was an entertainment anchor.Other anchors are here to make money, but he is here to teach the game (although he is very good)!But experienced and experienced, professionally solves Mengxin's difficult and miscellaneous diseases.

Of course, sometimes I will also receive some apples and pears. These are sent by the system as tasks, and I can also get a little commission, which is equivalent to a free takeaway meal a week.

"Looking for a job, looking for a job..." Facing the ceiling, he murmured: "How can I eat without a job? If I can't afford the utility bills, how can I take a shower? If I can't afford it, how can I play games? If I can't afford it, how can I drive a car?" Live broadcast, I can’t sleep if I can’t afford it…”

With a fixed gaze, he habitually licked the little tiger's teeth.Zhou Gongyan decided that he would still go out to find a job during the day tomorrow, so that he could broadcast live and play games at night with peace of mind.

Feelings ignited in his heart, and he whispered softly: "Free and easy ~ I am the only one who is a great villain!"

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Ten thousand years of wicked people, please don't spray~~~