Such food, can be an anchor?

"Why do you want to play a dungeon today?" Qi Youzhi recently wanted to make an orange weapon, and he was still quite short of Xiaotie.Since he came to the new area and this gang, he has played many dungeons with many PVE masters of the gang.

"Fight, old iron, quickly form me!" Zhou Gongyan ordered Qi Youzhi to form a team without saying a word.Zhou Gongyan was worried about having nothing to do, so he finally found one.

"But I don't want to be in the group, such a low DPS... What a shame... Does it affect my speed of playing dungeons?" Qi Youzhi always pokes at Zhou Gongyan without hesitation. sore spot.

"No! I'm going! I can help you form a team, old man!" Zhou Gongyan has long lost the so-called face in front of Qi Youzhi, and has always been exposed mercilessly.

Well, on this point, Qi Youzhi agrees, as a well-known PVP and PVE gangster, Qi Youzhi feels that he still has some role.

"Okay, let's get together soon." Qi Youzhi's voice softened every time he was subdued.

Zhou Gongyan laughed in a low voice, while writing the recruitment quotations in the team recruitment - take Erha to find someone to play in the group!

10 minutes later……

"Li is a gang leader anyway, why can't anyone be called!" Qi Youzhi started to rage, he really wanted to give himself a mouth for his little assumption just now.

"I'm calling for people all over the world. The gang doesn't know about it, and no one comes!" Zhou Gongyan said in a deep voice, and he was also very depressed when he said it.But it's not that no one has applied to join the group, but that he dislikes that other people's DPS is too low...

But he didn't say it, otherwise he would be ridiculed again, obviously his DPS is not high.

Qi Youzhi turned somersaults in Yangzhou for a while before Zhou Gongyan formed a monk in the gang, and began to scream again: "What are you doing here, give me the captain! Hurry up!"

"I'm looking for it..." Zhou Gongyan replied in a low voice, his hands were not idle, Qi Youzhi said that he handed over the captain.

After reading more than a dozen team applications, Qi Youzhi felt that he was about to be stunned. There were obviously many people applying, but Zhou Gongyan refused to accept them!

First, click on them one by one to look at their equipment, "Someone applied, why don't they add anyone!"

"I'm worried that their DPS is not enough..."

"Hehehehe~~" Qi Youzhi laughed loudly, and then his tone suddenly became serious: "Li's dps is so low, I'm going to kick Li!"

Zhou Gongyan looked at his character gloomily, and was kicked out of the team in an instant, feeling unspeakably sad...

"Hey, old man! Add me quickly! Why are you so fat? I have been helping you form a team for so long, but you actually kicked me out. Group me quickly! Group me quickly! Group me quickly !Old iron..." Zhou Gongyan said a series of words in one breath.

"I don't! Don't beep!" Qi Youzhi frowned and refused to give up, getting annoyed no matter how much he babbled.

"Okay, I won't talk anymore, join me!" Zhou Gongyan lowered his voice a few degrees, and now he and Qi Youzhi have no way to contend.

"Okay then, don't beep~" Qi Youzhi added him again.

"Well, I won't talk, I really won't talk, and I won't talk when you beg me to talk."

"Hey~~" Qi Youzhi smiled happily, "Spicy just right!"

Unexpectedly, Zhou Gongyan changed the subject and couldn't help laughing and said: "But I still like to talk, so why bother?"

"..." Qi Youzhi remembered the words on an emoji: My friend, please die immediately!

What else could happen, Qi You kicked Zhou Gongyan out of the group again when he disagreed with each other...

Zhou Gongyan's face darkened, "I really won't talk anymore, I promise! Get me together!"

Qi Youzhi ignored him and looked at the application records one by one.After Zhou Gongyan talked to himself for 10 minutes, Qi Youzhi silently added him in.

Want to play a copy of ten people, it took half an hour just to form a team...

Qi Youzhi acted as a PVE boss and became the commander, and Zhou Gongyan followed behind him, acting as half of the commander...

"The DPS in the group is so low, it's higher than the T in the group!" Qi Youzhi laughed while talking.

"My DPS is obviously very high!" Zhou Gongyan pretended not to see, and his subordinates spared no effort to press the keyboard, and there was a burst of crackling operations, which sounded straightforward.

Qi Youzhi thought about it for a long time and there is a saying that goes like this: one operation is as fierce as a tiger, and one look at the record is zero.

Can't help but keep laughing, in fact, playing games with Zhou Gongyan and complaining about him has become his pleasure over time.

"Fart! The second to last! The last is T!" Qi Youzhi pressed the keyboard fiercely while staring at the DPS data in the lower right corner.

"Hey, why don't you say it!" Zhou Gongyan licked the little tiger's teeth, how embarrassing it is to say that, it's fine if you lose it in front of Qi Youzhi, and lose it in front of others too.

Qi Youzhi laughed happily, and said in a soft voice, "Okay, okay, don't talk too much~"

"But the four DPS masters in Keli are so low~" Just when Zhou Gongyan believed it to be true, Qi Youzhi accidentally spoke the truth again.

Zhou Gongyan frowned and sighed helplessly.

The rest of the group were laughing too...

It’s obviously here to type the book, but it’s like listening to a cross talk, it’s still a live version, it’s funny and you don’t charge for it!

"Hey!" Qi Youzhi suddenly called Zhou Gongyan.

"What are you doing!" Zhou Gongyan yelled back at him.

After being quiet for a while, Qi Youzhi asked him in a soft voice: "I want to scold everywhere, is Li Fei angry?"

"This..." Zhou Gongyan wanted to say that he needed to think about it, but the next second he heard Qi Youzhi gently calling his name, Zhou Gongyan subconsciously responded.

"Zhou Aoxue~"

"Ah."

"SB~~"

The barrage is already laughing out——

"Hahahahaha"

"HHHHHH"

"Laugh like a pig!"

……

"Zhou Aoxue~" Qi Youzhi called him by his name gently again, which was even better than the dubbing of the CV in the radio drama, but Zhou Gongyan learned smart this time, Qi Youzhi called him a few more times, Zhou Gongyan in silence.

"Zhou Aoxue!" Qi Youzhi raised the decibel and shouted at him.

Zhou Gongyan immediately replied loudly: "What are you doing!"

"SB~~~"

"..."

Zhou Gongyan felt that if he played with Qi Youzhi like this, he would break down and cry sooner or later!

Qi Youzhi's laughter and Zhou Gongyan's low sigh echoed throughout YY...

Every time he fights a boss, Qi Youzhi will never miss the opportunity to laugh at Zhou Gongyan, but... the more times, Zhou Gongyan has long been invulnerable, and can enter the BB machine realm at any time.

"Shall we play a game?" Qi Youzhi proposed to Zhou Gongyan.

Zhou Gongyan refused without even thinking about it. There was a feeling that Qi Youzhi's opening was a pitfall. Hearing what he said, his heart shuddered.The subconscious is to refuse.

"Aren't you afraid?" Qi Youzhi used the aggressive method, which is useless for ordinary people, but it is accurate for Zhou Gongyan.

"Then what do you want to play?" But Zhou Gongyan is not an ordinary person, and he can be hooked with a quick trick.

The corners of Qi Youzhi's mouth raised, as expected he was hooked.

Of course Zhou Gongyan knew that he had fallen into a trap, but...he fell into it unconsciously!What can I do? ?He is also desperate!

"Oh, just make a list, and I'll just ask and answer quickly!" Qi Youzhi's eyes lit up, "Pay attention~ the key points should be highlighted, and a quick word should be used?"

"Okay, okay, come on!" Zhou Gongyan cooperated very well, which made Qi Youzhi very satisfied.

"What is one plus zero?"

"……zero!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"No, come back!"

"Okay, let's start again, you have to hurry~"

"Ah."

"What is one plus zero?"

"1!"

"What is two plus zero?"

"...2!"

"What is three plus zero?"

"...3!"

"There are four but four pigs?"

"..." Zhou Gongyan hesitated...

Then Qi Youzhi broke out into a shocking laugh, "I asked Li to be a fool, so Li still needs to think about it?"

Zhou Gongyan frowned, "You ask me if I am a pig, of course I have to think about it!" Isn't this a normal way of thinking?He thinks that normal people have to think about it, right?

Qi Youzhi was about to laugh like crazy, "I still need to think about this kind of question?" Before Zhou Gongyan could answer him, Qi Youzhi said, "If someone else asks me, I'll definitely answer 'I don't!' Need to think about it?"

"I..." Zhou Gongyan had nothing to say, but he really didn't need to think about it?He touched his body in distress, and it seemed that he had grown a lot, and he didn't have that prickly feeling anymore, which made him very uncomfortable, and it was time to get a haircut.

Others in the group also admired Zhou Gongyan's thinking...

Zhou Gongyan was laughed at all kinds of times, and fell into silence.

"Zhou Aoxue~" Qi Youzhi called his name softly again

"En." Zhou Gongyan replied unconsciously again, then his face changed, and he fell into the pit again in such a sad way...

"SB~~~"

"You fucking...you're so stupid!" Zhou Gongyan was really angry, and really didn't plan to speak now, especially if he stopped responding to Qi Youzhi, and answering him again, Zhou Gongyan would be a pig!Zhou Gongyan secretly swore a poisonous oath in his heart!

"Zhou Aoxue~" Qi Youzhi called him gently again.

"..." Zhou Gongyan remained silent.

"Zhou Aoxue~~" Qi Youzhi refused to give up, because he didn't believe that he would not fall into the pit.

"..." Still not speaking.

"Hey, you've become smarter!" Qi Youzhi chuckled and coughed lightly, followed by a growl: "Zhou Aoxue!"

"What are you doing!" Zhou Gongyan still couldn't control his mouth...

"SB~~~~" Qi Youzhi had already smiled and ran to the front of the team to drive the plot, imagining Zhou Gongyan's gloomy expression, smiling happily.

Zhou Gongyan hadn't been silent for a while, but he couldn't do it anymore. It's hard to change his talkative physique.

"Remember to jump the circle here, hey, everyone jump! I have jumped, why don't you jump?"

"Shut up!" Qi Youzhi reminded him very bluntly, "I am the fourth commander (fei), are you happy?"

"Then it won't work if I give you a friendly reminder?"

Feeling wronged?Qi Youzhi let him go with a smile, "Okay, Kuo Yi."

Zhou Gongyan laughed in a deep voice, feeling that this was the first time he had been let go of Qi Youzhi since he had known Qi Youzhi for so long, and he was very excited for a while!

"Zhou Aoxue~" Qi Youzhi called him softly.

"Hey!" Zhou Gongyan responded unprepared.

"SB~" Even the tone of saying these two words was very gentle, Zhou Gongyan only felt that there were countless muddy horses galloping past in his heart.

"Hey hey hey~~~" Qi Youzhi happily pressed the keyboard again, hearing Zhou Gongyan's deflated tone made him feel very sufu.

"I... Really..." Zhou Gongyan's face was dark, and the obscenities in his mouth came out slowly, "Fuck!"

Being tricked every day, its decline is endless...

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