Now, little cane

"I, what's wrong with me, I can change it!"

The woman on the opposite side was crying, her eyeliner was all dazzled, Yan He quietly moved the water glass to his eyes, for fear of being chilled.

Yan He smiled awkwardly.

"You are good everywhere." This is too f|fucking routine!

Li Jingru took a few breaths, her low-cut clothes were a bit tight, Yan He watched the white flesh tremble a little, and quietly covered her eyes with her hands.

By the way, I struggled to type a line with one finger on the fruit machine: [Grandma, I can't finish it if I don't come to the rescue! ! !Saving people is like putting out a fire!Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda! 】

In less than a second, it popped up: [Call Mom! (smile symbol)]

Yan He fought hard: [Mom, ah, ah, ah! 】

【Roll~】

Yan He raised her eyelids, Li Jingru finally took a breath, and said a little loudly: "Then why don't you want me?!"

"Didn't you say I'm fine?"

"Aunt Yan likes me too..."

Yan He endured and endured, looked and looked at the door, and decided that if You Suxi didn't show up again, he would fight for it himself!

"Last week you took me to see the stars, the moon, and soak in hot springs."

"You also read me a poem."

Yan He buried his face in his right hand with all his strength.

The woman sobbed: "You still said that people's smile is very sweet~"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!You sick enough princess! ! ! ! !

Oh shit!

Just before Yan He was about to roll up his sleeves and go on his own, a female voice came through the air.

"I didn't expect you bastard to be here!"

Big waves, red lips, high heels, gorgeous looks.

You Suxi came towards Yan He angrily.

Yan He's expression was not in place yet, as soon as You Suxi came up, grabbed the cup in front of him, and splashed it on his face.

Yanhe: ...

Li Jingru hasn't spoken yet.

Yan He was still adjusting his expression.

You Suxi wailed loudly, and the tears burst out with a brush.

"I know your mother doesn't like me, that's how you treat me? What did you say when you were chasing me?! Tell me! You said you only treat me well?!"

Yan He looked at You Suxi covering her mouth and crying sincerely, and moved her eyebrows and eyes with difficulty.

Snapped!

You Suxi gave him a backhanded slap and shouted: "You are not human!"

Half of Yan He's face was numb: ...

Yan Hecai turned his deflected face to the right, and You Suxi suddenly threw himself on him, hugging him and strangling him until he couldn't breathe.

"Don't want me. Didn't you say that I'm your life? I just went to the hospital yesterday. The baby is more than a month old. Hey~Even if your mother doesn't like me, you won't even want your grandson, right? woo woo woo..."

Yan He really didn't want to see the colorful eyes projected from all around.

Li Jingru has already stood up to you angrily, pointing at Yan He and You Suxi with trembling fingertips.

After a while, he held back a sentence: "Shameless!"

Raising his hand, he picked up another glass of water on the table and splashed it on Yan He's face again.

Yanhe: ...

Li Jingru ran away crying.

Yan He watched her go out, raised his hand and patted You Suxi who was still hugging her tightly, and said numbly, "She's gone."

You Suxi's crying voice stopped all of a sudden, she let go of Yan He's waist, tapped the corners of her eyes with the tip of her hand, and was satisfied that there were no traces of makeup on her hands.Feel free to flick the big curly hair, charming and colorful.

Yan He sat on one side and buried his face in his hands.

You Suxi took Yanhe's cup and poured himself a glass of water to moisten his mouth: "What's wrong with you, everyone is gone, regret it? Regret is useless. Treat me, my mother is hungry!"

Yan He: "Mom, I want to be quiet."

Yousushi almost spit out a mouthful of water.

When checking out, Yan He paid with the waiter's optimistic expression on his face.

Holding a cup of milk tea, You Suxi followed behind Yan He, her bright red nails shining brightly.

"Hey, what are you doing with such a ghostly look? I haven't disliked you for eating elsewhere. I'm hungry!"

Yan He stroked his hair: "Mom, your son is wet."

Yousushi: ...

You Suxi yelled: "Obviously you asked me to come!"

Yan He nodded: "Okay, okay, go back to my house first and let me change clothes, okay?"

"Well, that's good, son."

"..."

Yan He's small apartment is not far from here, and not far does not mean that it is too close, Yan He is dripping with water, and his heart is extremely tired.

You Suxi always liked to get up late, especially on weekends, she was a little sleepy walking with Yan He, and didn't say much.

All the way home, after taking a shower, Yan He's little heart revived.

After turning off the water and going out, You Suxi was holding his snacks on the sofa and chewing slowly: "Wow, naked, daisies out of the water~"

Yan He glared at her: "Didn't you say that dogs only eat high-calorie foods last time?"

You Suxi glanced at the packaging: "Wow~"

Yanhe: ...

Yan He changed his clothes and came out, poured himself a glass of water, and collapsed on the sofa.

"I've convinced you. Didn't you act in an affectionate drama last time? Why did you change it this time?"

You Suxi rolled her eyes and pointed at her face: "With my makeup today, you want me to pretend to be a white lotus?"

Yan He looked at her red lips and raised eyebrows, and said, "Indeed, it's suitable for acting in ghost movies."

"Go away! Go, I'm hungry."

Yan He grabbed the key: "Come on, ma'am, go away, the servant will drive you away~"

You Suxi rolled her eyes: "Damn mentally retarded."

Yan He, in his early 30s this year, has no skills other than studying to death.

Fortunately, this skill is good enough, and he got a job at the university when he got to the dark.

When I went to Italy with my mother in high school, I came back last year and found a lecturer at C University.

The mathematics that Yan He studied has no beauty, no achievements, and no future. Fortunately, he is sensitive to those numbers, and he can calm down even if he has a single-minded temper. He is barely at an average level.

You Suxi is the same as him, but she is a Ph.D. majoring in literature from C University's main school. So far, Yanhe has not found the slightest literary breath from her, so the two of them get along very well.

Today's matter is not complicated. To put it bluntly, it is a dramatic event caused by a blind date.

Yanhe's mother's marriage is considered rough. Seeing that her son is already in his thirties and still working hard all day, he knows how to study and pile up numbers. He is a little anxious. He is already in his thirties, and he still wants to find true love. Can he find someone to live with? !

The above is all in Yan He's mind.

The frequency of Yan He's blind dates has soared from once every two months to once every half a month.

Why not once a week?Yan He sneered and said that he wanted to research the project, and he would make the school his home soon. His mother couldn't catch anyone on weekends, so he really believed it. In fact, he and You Suxi, two single dogs, got together for a company.

Driving the car, Yan He got a headache just thinking about it.

You Suxi opened her handbag, Yan He glanced at it, and shouted: "Don't smoke, I can't smell the smoke!"

You Suxi sometimes smokes women's cigarettes, waving her hand: "Look at the road, I know you are virtuous, so don't smoke."

After finishing speaking, You Suxi quietly stuffed back the cigarette butt that he had taken out, pretending that there was nothing.

Yan He glanced at her again, and triumphantly said, "You just want to smoke."

You Suxi: "Hey, hey, are you annoying?"

Yan He clicked his tongue, and concentrated on driving again, with a cold and noble look that saw through You Suxi's face.

You Suxi didn't want to pay attention to him, and started talking: "By the way, do you want a man or a woman? Tell me, I have to accompany the performance every now and then, tired!"

Yan He thought for a while: "I don't know."

You Suxi curled her lips: "Didn't you say that your first love was a man? Take a look at your clean and self-sufficient appearance. Women don't like it. Why don't you go and have a look, maybe you will fall in love with me."

Yan He asked seriously and seriously: "Do you know the proportion of gays infected with AIDS in this city? And the probability of gays being found to have AIDS?"

Yousushi: ...

You Suxi: "What about the one who said he liked you last time? The one in the suit, I think he's quite a talent."

Yan He: "Ask me a few times for academic questions, and then, within a month, he actually wants to sleep with me?!"

Yousushi: ...

You Suxi: "Son, drive steadily, Mom will open her eyes wide and show you if there is pure true love~"

You Suxi: Why do you feel so tired all of a sudden?

Yanhe is not short of money, and the French restaurant You Suxi chose is extravagant and pretentious.

The two of them, Hu Tianhai, had a lot of time. You Suxi believed that Yan He was a dead man, and Yan He believed that You Suxi was a mob, but they were friends and lived in peace. No one looked down on anyone, but was at ease.

After parking the car, You Suxi put the handbag in front of Yan He's eyes.

Yan He never refused to come, saying: "Mom, please walk steadily, I will help you."

You Suxi: "Get rolling~"

After walking a few steps, You Suxi's face turned pale. Rufeng's female man was wearing 8 cm high heels for the performance today, and she couldn't help shouting. Let Yan He support him, and grit his teeth to hold on!

Approaching the elevator, You Suxi relaxed for a moment.

This relaxation was bad. When I got out of the elevator, I passed by a group of people. In the end, that person somehow touched You Suxi. If she didn't stand still, she was about to fall down. Fortunately, Yan He grabbed her with a sharp hand You Suxi stroked her chest and panted.

"Scared my mother to death!"

Yan He: "Don't be poor, you didn't twist your foot, did you?"

"No, no, it's a good thing you reach out quickly..."

A person in the elevator suddenly raised his head, and only the back of the man holding the woman's hand could be seen between the closed doors. Qi Ling's heart sank, and she subconsciously wanted to block the elevator door with her hands. Seeing this, her friend Yu Quan was frightened and hurriedly pulled him away. In the end, Qiling missed a step.

Looking at the elevator control panel showing down, Qi Ling frowned.

Yu Quan looked at his expression, unable to see the depth, and tried: "Meet someone you know?"

Qi Ling closed her eyes and opened them after a while: "It's nothing."

Yu Quan wanted to ask but couldn't, so he just nodded.

When they arrived at the parking lot, Qi Ling glanced at the sign, it was very good, there was only parking on this floor.

Yan He doesn't drink or smoke, looking at Bai Jing looks young, if not for a male first love, You Suxi would have thrown him to the sisters to tear him apart.After a meal, You Suxi was a little overwhelmed with red wine, Hu Tianhai bragged for a long time, and finally took on the role of Yan He's mother, and began to worry about lifelong affairs for him.

Yan He supported You Suxi, who was slightly drunk, and said impatiently, "Why don't you take a look at you, and give yourself good resources first."

You Suxi pretended to cry: "Hey, hey, even you are going to disturb the base, where do I get good resources."

Yan He rolled his eyes.

Not wanting to pay attention to the drunk man, he finally got to the side of the car, Yan He asked You Suxi to lean against the car so as not to sprain his feet.

You Suxi suddenly whispered: "That handsome guy over there has been staring at me all the way, do you mean something to me?"

"Hey, look at the facial features, handsome face and animal heart."

"He's looking at me again, he's looking at me again!"

Yan He can roll his eyes to the sky, what is the plot of Mary Su? !

Yan He pretended to look there, and blurted out the words: "It looks pretty..."

Yan He was taken aback for a moment, and looked at it seriously in disbelief.

Yan He: "Damn it!"

You Suxi was excited: "Yes, yes, handsome!"

Yan He: "Damn it!!!"

You Suxi grabbed Yan He's hand: "Whether it's from the public, I'm not wrong."

Yan He: "Fuck, go, go, why do I think it's my first love!"

Yousushi: ...

Desperate for this world!

You Suxi rolled her eyes to the sky: "Are you sure?"

Yan He watched in horror, and after a few cars, the man was smoking again, and he couldn't see it very clearly, Yan He counseled: "I'm afraid!"

Yousushi: "Did you dump him?"

"No."

"Then you are afraid of a ghost!" You Suxi pinched him.

Yan He didn't dare to speak out, and begged in a low voice: "It hurts, it hurts, grandma, please let me go."

The man threw the cigarette on the ground and crushed it with his foot.

Arranged clothes.

Yan He was so frightened that his head was sweating: "Let's go, let's go, he beats people really badly, sister, no, mom! I beg you..."

Then the man turned around, opened the door, and got in the car.

The sound of the engine rang, the car sped out, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Yanhe: ...

Yousushi: ...

You Suxi: "Look at how cowardly you are!"

Yan He stroked his chest: "At least not."

You Suxi Bai him: "What if people don't want to recognize you, high school? The day lily is cold?!"

Yanhe: ...

Yan He: "What you said is right, get in the car, and I'll take you home."

You Suxi: "Hmph, in this hateful world, even men want to compete with my old lady for men."

Yanhe: ...