I plant trees in the superhero world

"Sira, we need you now."

Mycroft passed a document to Cyril, which recorded the plan of Valentine, a villain who wanted to rule the world and control all mankind. Of course, the person thought that he was purifying the world—he distributed free The phone card is actually a hidden dangerous device. He controls all the phone cards through the satellite. As long as he gives a command, all the phone cards will emit a strange sound wave, and everyone who hears it will go into a state of madness and massacre; People who have this chip implanted everywhere will have their brains bloom after the order is given.

Cyril didn't quite understand what those people who agreed to implant chips in their brains thought...

Originally, this kind of villain without superpowers was handed over to Kingsman, but Valentine has cooperated with Hydra, and on the basis of the dangerous female agent beside him, there is an extra mutant with unknown abilities People, the people in Kingsman are flesh and blood after all, and it is difficult for them to get benefits from mutants with unknown abilities.

The most important thing is that according to the investigation results of McCoff's subordinates, there are not many clean ones in Kingsman. Among the twelve knights of the round table in Kingsman, all but two of them have implanted tiles. Lundin's Chips (…)

Fortunately, Mycroft complained about S.H.I.E.L.D. being a sieve in front of Cyril a few days ago, and now it seems that Kingsman is not far behind.

Cyril knew well that it was not that there were no other people under McCoff who could not be used. He just wanted to borrow his power, which was also a kind of temptation for their cooperation.For the sake of planting trees, Cyril agreed.

"Help plant 10 square kilometers of trees at a time."

"can."

Okay, he felt that he had said less...

But even though Cyril agreed to Mycroft's request, he didn't expect that when he saw his partner——

"It's you!"

Isn't the gentleman wearing black-rimmed glasses in front of him the man who had a wonderful fight in the tavern that day? It turns out that he is an agent of Kingsman!

Harry Hart looked at Cyril suspiciously, "You know me?"

That's right, now Cyril's appearance is a beautiful girl with blond hair and blue eyes. Of course Harry Hart can recognize Silla, the Blue Dragon Girl, but Silla shouldn't recognize him.

Cyril also reacted, and said haha, "I'm sorry, I admitted the wrong person. Hello, I'm Sira." He took the initiative to extend his hand to say hello to the gentleman.

"Hi, I'm Galahad." Harry shook Cyril back.

Galahad?He said the code name, so shouldn't he also say his own code name—Blue Dragon Girl—forget it.

Harry has undergone strict training as an agent, and is good at using various languages ​​to break down the barriers between people. Even though Cyril understands this, he still can't help but feel good about Galahad, who is gentle and polite. After the mission is over, he will not have any contact with this gentleman.

Harry took Cyril to buy a dress, and she wore safety pants under the light dress to ensure that she would not lose her clothes during the action, and it was not even a low-cut style, which was very safe.

Then, Harry took Cyril to put on makeup, and Harry himself took the makeup tray to put on makeup for Cyril, but Cyril hurriedly tried to escape, he was a man, well, even if he was a woman now, he didn't want to put on makeup.

Harry said helplessly, "Your face is instantly recognizable and must be covered."

Cyril had to wait for Harry to smear his face, and soon, Cyril opened his eyes and looked at a woman in the mirror who was still blonde, but with a lower nose bridge and a thicker and bigger mouth (Maybe it's sexy), the eyes are seductive, the red eye makeup is eye-catching, and the eyebrows are even more flying, almost flying into the temples... Not to mention, it's pretty good-looking, but he can't recognize it It's me.

Cyril couldn't help shaking, "I didn't expect that I could have such a... sexy day." It was an undisguised hormonal overflowing look.

"Okay, let's go."

The banquet hosted by Valentine invited many famous figures from various countries, ranging from celebrities and dignitaries to high-ranking and powerful people in the government. Some of these people have already implanted his chip, and some of them may also be in the future.

Harry used a false identity to sneak into the banquet with Cyril.

As soon as he entered the door, the ballroom was resplendent and resplendent, and the glasses were mixed. Valentine and his dangerous and beautiful female agent Gazelle rushed up to greet him. Even for such a formal banquet, Valentine was still dressed in a hip-hop style. It is inappropriate and at the same time shows the strong and conceited heart of this person.

Valentine gave Harry a big hug, "Oh, Mr. Jewell, nice to meet you, of course, your girlfriend is also very beautiful."

Harry said politely, "Your female companion is also very beautiful."

The big-breasted and brainless female companion played by Cyril gave Gazelle a timely glance, and took advantage of the opportunity to see that there were two sharp bayonets under her legs and feet. I was still shocked to see how it looked in reality, but it didn’t matter. Of course, a female partner with big breasts and no brains would be afraid of such legs. Cyril’s face was “horrified”, and he grabbed Harry’s arm tightly in fright, and Harry deliberately comforted him. Patted Cyril's hand aggressively.

The glamorous female agent ignored Cyril's eyes.

"I admit that I am very curious, I want to know you." Valentine and Harry said as they walked in, "Although no one knows the information of many billionaires, I am very curious about how you make money."

Cyril felt a "thump" in his heart.

Harry said calmly, "It's just a business investment."

The two chatted a few words casually, and Harry acted impeccably. Valentin guessed that there was nothing missing, so he looked at Cyril, "I don't know the lady's name yet, I'm really rude." He stretched out He made a move and bent slightly, obviously intending to give a hand kiss.

Cyril casually put his hand on Valentine's hand, "Oh, this banquet looks really boring, it's all old men, it's not fun at all, if it's not for Mr. Jewell, I wouldn't come here."

"Haha, it's not just the old man. Although their words are really boring, the rich man from the United States who is famous for playing is also here. If the lady wants to meet, I can also introduce you." Valentine pointed out A man dancing in the center of the ballroom.

The United States is famous for being a rich man who knows how to play?

Cyril looked at Valentine's fingers, and his heart skipped a beat, why is Bruce Wayne here!He won't—not sure not!He should have just come to investigate. If he was really stupid enough to implant a chip, he would have died in Gotham not long ago.

"But let's go eat now."

Valentine is very conceited. He invited some guests to eat in the room he had prepared. Cyril glanced around and found that everyone in the ballroom had a hidden scar behind the middle ear. Therefore, the people who entered the restaurant No chip should have been implanted.

Perhaps Valentine considered what he said just now about introducing Cyril to Bruce. He deliberately arranged Cyril to sit on Bruce's left. Harry was on Cyril's left. Cyril was very puzzled, even if Valentine Doubt Harry and his identity, but at least his ostensible identity is Harry's female companion. It seems very rude to arrange such an arrangement now.

Harry didn't know about the relationship between Cyril and Bruce. Although he knew that Valentine was plotting, he didn't say anything on the surface, and only Cyril was sitting there alone.

Valentine is really conceited. His so-called delicacies are McDonald's hamburgers, which stunned a group of celebrities and nobles with knives and forks.

Bruce pushed the knife and fork "Burger? I never eat these things!"

Cyril acted coquettishly with Harry because of his personality, "Sir, why are these fast food? I told you this place is not fun anymore. Let's go."

Harry pretended to coax a few words.

Valentine still ordered some French food to be served, and everyone picked up their knives and forks and began to eat.

But Valentine seemed very interested in Harry, and kept chatting with him.

"Ma'am, may I know your name?" Bruce held the wine glass with a suave look.

Cyril turned his head halfway, resting his chin, his eyes wandering, "But, I don't know your name yet." Although, Cyril knew that he had always been a playwright, but could he really make such a soft voice? ? !

"You really don't know my name?" Bruce grinned.

He came here this time for Valentine. Valentine's chip business developed in Gotham in cooperation with the Penguin. Of course, Bruce wanted to stop their business. To catch the thief first, Bruce joined the game. banquet.Like Valentine, he thinks that there should be other organizations behind the sudden emergence of Mr. Jewell, but he can't find it for the time being. Therefore, Bruce will use his advantage as a playboy to approach This Mr. Jewell's female companion hopes to find out some information from her.

In the end, this female companion shocked him even more.Obviously he was convinced that he didn't know this female companion, but he was a little familiar, and the voice made him sure that he had heard it before, but he just couldn't remember it. The thick makeup on the girl's face, now it seems, is not entirely for the sake of looking good, More to hide their real face.

Cyril is really cowardly, but he is relying on himself to be Sira now, not to mention that he has almost lost recognition of himself now, and his mentality is a bit laissez-faire, not to mention, in front of his ex-boyfriend, he can't lose!

So, the blond girl opened her red lips slightly, "All I know is the name on the Internet, and you didn't tell me it yourself, so how can you count it?"

Ah, he can have such a time!He can actually make such a contrived sound! ! ! !

Bruce laughed, "Okay, you can call me Bruce, but I don't know what I should call you?"

"You can just call me Vanessa." Cyril said the pseudonym he used this time, and he poked half of the meatballs that had been cut on the dinner plate and fed them into his mouth. Then he wrinkled his nose and quickly spit out the balls , picked up the drink and took a few sips to suppress the taste of the balls.

Bruce stared, the wrinkling of his nose looked familiar...

["Huh——what's the purpose of mixing fish into this good-looking meatloaf?" Cyril spat out what was in his mouth in disgust, his nose wrinkled, and he picked up the drink and poured it down.

"The purpose of mixing fish is to make it tender and smooth, and to increase the umami taste."

"I can't stand the smell of fish. I can smell it even a little bit. Wouldn't it ruin this good meat pie if you put fish in it?"

"But this restaurant is famous for its fish, and the fishy smell is almost gone."

"I can taste the fishy smell of any well-cooked fish!"]

Bruce hesitantly picked up the meatballs on the dinner plate. The strong smell of fresh shrimp was mixed with a bit of fish aftertaste. Does this "Vanessa" have such a good nose, and also doesn't eat any fish?

Although Bruce wouldn't think that Vanessa had anything to do with Cyril, he still couldn't help paying attention.

Doing mental calculations without thinking, the more I look at her, the more I feel that she looks too much like Cyril. When she doesn't like what Valentine said, she will secretly roll her eyes, and when she smiles politely, she will deliberately narrow her eyes...

Bruce pursed his lips tightly. Isn't Cyril's biological father unknown? Could it be... This is his half-sister? !

Cyril was casually chatting with Bruce. Suddenly, a man walked into the restaurant. The man's eyes were very cold. Cyril recognized at a glance that it was the extra unknown ability beside Valentine. mutants.

Valentine pretended to be pleasantly surprised and said, "Oh, Gavin, you're finally here." Valentine turned around and smiled at everyone, "This is my best partner recently, and he also wants to meet our future partner. "

The man handed the mobile phone to Valentine, and Valentine glanced at it, and suddenly smiled, "Oh, I didn't know that the majestic Blue Dragon Girl has also come to my little banquet, she is so full of splendor!"

Everyone present was in an uproar, looking around, trying to find the superhero who had gained fame in New York.

Bruce Wayne slowly looked at Vanessa, who was as blonde and blue-eyed as Qinglongxia.

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Cyril's new type of pneumonia is so rampant recently that no one dares to go out.

Batman, but even the Joker is starting to be afraid of me.

Cyril has to start with a bat because of the new type of pneumonia...

After a while, Ah Fu called Master Batman, you should stay in the Batcave during this time, and don't go home, keep a distance between us.

Batman? ? ?

Bruce was about to slowly take off Cyril's vest.

I think normal people's brains should be to suspect that Cyril and Silla are related, not that they are the same person.

Brother Mai is too smart to be considered a normal person...)

After repairing it, I don't understand why kg□□an is blocked? !What's wrong with this word?I can only change to Kingsman