I plant trees in the superhero world

When Cyril first arrived in Gotham four years ago, it was also a sunny day.

As an exchange student, Cyril was taken on a campus tour by members of Gotham University's student union with a few other unfamiliar classmates.

"This is our school's library, which was donated by Wayne Enterprises. Every year, some graduates from our school enter Wayne Enterprises to work, and the salary is very good." The students of Gotham University introduced it this way.

Cyril nodded, probably equivalent to the fact that the Massachusetts Institute of Technology also has an internship quota for Stark Industries every year. Who made Tony Stark graduate from MIT?Columbia kids are envious of the real-name system.

"But you still have to pay attention to your safety when you go out. After all, you should know about Gotham. The crime rate is extremely high and gangsters are rampant. Don't go to places with few people during the day, and don't hang out at night." That's what the senior brother said. , with a slightly secretive expression on his face.

One of Cyril's classmates asked: "Brother, can you tell me in detail that you must not go to those places, and we will try to avoid them as much as possible."

The senior brother glanced at the classmate who looked like a white chicken, and curled his lips: "Outsiders like you should not leave the school indiscriminately, it is easy to be deceived, even a child who is eating candy can deceive you so that you have no underwear left one."

"No way." The students were in an uproar, and Cyril also listened to the popular science seriously.

"Be careful, don't eat the things sold on the street, don't mess with children and lonely women, don't walk in alleys, if you feel that you are being followed, go to a crowded place and go back to school. It's probably safe for you not to get involved in those gang affairs."

Originally, Cyril, who was an exchange student only for traveling in other places, suddenly wanted to go back to New York. Why does he feel that Gotham is full of traps...

Cyril is still relatively cautious. Since he has listened to the insights of the locals, he will not take the initiative to cause trouble.

But there are really few classes in the junior year of Gotham University’s finance department. Most of the time, Cyril is in a state of doing nothing. He is not a person who loves to study. The classmates have already started looking for part-time jobs, and Cyril also follows the crowd to see if there are any companies that are close to him that are planning to recruit people, of course part-time jobs.

Until Cyril saw that Wayne Enterprises was recruiting an assistant to the chairman again, as an assistant to the famous playboy in the United States and the second richest man in the United States, and it was a part-time job... After all, the chairman often played games in the world, and he was injured while playing extreme sports. Going to Europe for dating and so on, the working hours are short, but the salary is high. Apart from the basic education requirements, there is only one requirement for personality-a strong tolerance, and can tolerate all kinds of rude (brainless) demands from the boss .

Cyril looked at his bank card. His mother left a large inheritance when she died, but in order to control her son's desire to spend money, he could only inherit all the property after graduating from university. Before that , he can only get basic living expenses, lest he spend money lavishly.

Cyril is indeed the kind of person who spends money lavishly. He doesn't have too much material desires, but he can't control the money. He will buy things immediately when he sees his heart. It's called spending some money to make himself happy, but Many of the things I bought are just for decoration and have no practical use.

Cyril looked at the money in the bank card, thinking that he should be considered a good-tempered person, and he could tolerate the stupid demands of the boss, and the working hours of this job are really short, and the job is leisurely. En Enterprise is located in the city center, with convenient transportation, and it is very convenient to go back to school, so Cyril excitedly submitted the job application.

After waiting for three days, Cyril still didn't receive a text message. Even if he failed to apply for a job, there should be a text message of rejection.

Cyril and his roommate complained: "Is the work efficiency of Wayne Enterprises so poor? It's been three days. Even if my job application is not approved, I should have received a rejection text message."

"What position are you applying for?" asked roommate Tom.

"Assistant to the chairman."

Tom was dumbfounded: "...Assistant to the chairman?" After seeing Cyril nod, he couldn't help mocking, "Have you checked this job carefully, Bruce Wayne, playboy, every one of his assistants They were all slept by him, and then they took the money and left, so women are applying for that position, why are you applying for that position as a man?"

Cyril was also stunned: "Is that so? I don't know. I just wanted to apply for a name at random and go to work if I can be recorded. If I can't, I don't know that much." Now he knows that he How stupid, I guess the interviewer was so shocked when he saw the profile of a man appearing in the thousands of flowers.

"Forget it, you can find another job." Tom comforted.

"Let's talk about it." Cyril has been lazy for too long, a little negative and world-weary, "I just followed the trend to find a job, anyway, I don't really want to work, so let's just forget about not having a job. Isn't it good to sleep in the dormitory? "

While talking, Cyril saw his mobile phone turned on, and a strange call came in, and Cyril answered suspiciously: "Hello, hello."

"Hello, is this Mr. Cyril Lance?" There was a man's voice over the phone with a good attitude and a gentle tone.

"I am, what can I do?" Cyril was at a loss, and even suspected that he had received an advertising sales call.

"I'm Jimmy from the Human Resources Department of Wayne Industries. Congratulations on your successful interview for the position of assistant to the chairman. Please report to the company next Monday."

Cyril: "...but I haven't had an interview yet." Does this make sure that the interview is passed?

The man smiled and said, "Your resume is very good and meets our company's requirements. Please come to work in formal clothes on Monday."

Cyril held the mobile phone, looked at his roommate, and then at the black screen of the mobile phone, feeling unreal, so he got a job?He thought he was out of the game.

Tom's eyes were also full of shock: "Bruce Wayne actually wants a male assistant?" It was as surprising as red rain in the sky.

Cyril was wearing a brand-new formal suit. Although he felt that this job was dispensable at first, he still hoped to do a good job when he was about to go to work, so he bought a new formal suit and came to work with a small flame in his heart. Until he was brought to the desk outside the chairman's office.

Cyril touched the table, and there was a light layer of dust on it. He looked at Jimmy, the leader of the personnel department: "...This table has not been used for a long time."

Jimmy was also a little embarrassed: "Haha, the people in the logistics department are too careless, I will find someone to clean it now. But it has not been used for a long time. After the chairman took the female assistant to go skiing and got injured two months ago, it has been done. I haven't been to the company for two months, so I haven't hired an assistant."

Cyril was speechless for a while: "So what do I work for without a boss after I go to work?"

"Ah, you are a life assistant. Linda does the work. You should also know some tabloids. You can sort out the files and deal with the boss's ex-girlfriends. They are usually models. They all record some of their information, if they can be solved with money, they can be solved with money, if they want to talk about relationships, they can add money, or give them job opportunities, that’s about it.”

Cyril: "...that's it?"

Jimmy had an expression of "I understand": "I know, you from prestigious universities must think that your work is a show of your hands, but think about it. This job is leisurely, with high wages and short working hours. Tell me in advance if you have classes or something. It’s good to just say a word, anyway, the boss is not here, do you think this job is okay.”

This makes sense, but Cyril, who has always claimed to be a literary youth, really didn't expect that his job was to deal with the boss's emotional problems. He really doubted why he was admitted.

Jimmy smiled and said: "Because you are the only male among hundreds of applicants, in order to reduce the workload and avoid recruiting assistants in a month or two, we chose to recruit male assistants. After all, our boss has not spared even men. , I hope you can stick with us for a little longer, and don't let us continue to recruit assistants next month." He said, and made a cheering gesture.

Cyril looked at his brand-new formal attire, and suddenly felt that he was wasting his time for nothing. All his ambitions for work seemed to be drowned out by a basin of ice water. He thought he was here to learn and gain work experience, but unexpectedly...

"Young man, hold on, life is not always smooth sailing, anyway, after you graduate, people will know that you have worked in Wayne Enterprises, and they are willing to admit you in advance." After all, a big company like Wayne is a golden word Sign up.

"It's convenient for me to ask, how can Secretary Linda work for so long without talking to the boss..." Cyril cryptically expressed doubts.

"Because she's Lace."

Cyril didn't know it, he looked at the briefcase he brought, and then at the closed door of the chairman's office, he just wanted to sigh in his heart, students who just left society always have the mentality of beating chicken blood, wanting to make something Why does he feel that he has only what is in front of him?

Slowly, Cyril's "work" is also on the right track...

"Hi, I'm looking for Bruce~" A sexy girl appeared in front of Cyril's table, this is the third ex-girlfriend looking for Bruce Wayne today.

Cyril showed a formulaic expression: "Hi, do you have an appointment?"

"No, do I still need to make an appointment when I come to see him?" the girl raised her chin and said proudly.

Sure enough, a scumbag can make every one of his partners feel that he is special.

"Sorry, you can't come in without an appointment. Our chairman didn't come to work." Cyril fiddled with the computer, and compared the portraits with the camera on the computer, and found out the basic information of this lady, a model, who couldn't be paid with money. Kind of ex-girlfriend, need to introduce job opportunities.

"I don't believe it, I'm going in to find him."

Seeing the girl wanting to pester her, Cyril, who has been working quickly in the past two days, smiled and said, "The recent show of Milan Fashion Week is the most suitable for an outstanding lady like you. Would you like to go to Milan? "

The girl came here for profit, and she didn't bother after she succeeded, she just said: "Let Bruce contact me when he comes back." Then she left.

Cyril watched Bruce Wayne's ninth ex-girlfriend disappear since he had been working for three days, and couldn't help but feel that such an excellent man like him has never been single for two lifetimes, and a playboy like Bruce Wayne Why are the peach blossoms so prosperous? Is this the so-called man is not bad and women don't love?Is there no market for a good man like him?

Just when Linda came to the chairman's office with a bunch of documents, Cyril asked casually, "Linda, why do you think the chairman is so prosperous, but I don't have any?"

Linda glanced at Cyril, and pondered: "Although you are good-looking and not short, you are not so popular with girls. On the contrary... you are the type that some men like very much."

"Ah?" Cyril quickly waved his hand, "What are you thinking, I'm a straight man!"

Linda glanced at Cyril's neatly arranged countertop, and there was a pot of small green plants beside the computer. She complained, "A man with such a neat arrangement is either a clean freak or gay." He was very thin and had no muscles. Isn't this the beautiful little shou in the novel?

"You are biased! Forget it, what are you doing here with these documents, the chairman is not here."

"According to the gossip, the chairman's health has recovered. He went to the nightclub yesterday and has started to enter the romantic place, so he should come to the company soon."

"It's no wonder his ex-girlfriends are all popping up to find a sense of presence." After all, every girlfriend of Bruce Wayne can appear on the cover of the hottest magazines. Isn't it the most important exposure for those who are models? "But will he really come to the company? Maybe the chairman didn't come because all the documents are dusted."

"That's your problem."

Cyril: The old man on the subway looks at his mobile phone.jpg.

"What does it matter to me? I'm just a little life assistant."

"I bet, the day after tomorrow at the latest, the president will ask you to go to Wayne Manor to invite the chairman back to work. After all, every life assistant does this. The fastest one, the first time you go to the manor, there will be no assistants. position, after all, a person who becomes the chairman’s girlfriend is no longer an assistant, and will soon take the breakup fee and leave.” Linda glanced at Cyril critically, “Stay steady, don’t kneel so quickly .”

Cyril rolled his eyes, and Linda added: "However, the chairman doesn't like men either, so you probably won't get it."

The author has something to say:

Cyril, who succeeded later: ...

Linda: Aren't you straight? !

Cyril: It's all Bruce's fault, he bent me forcibly.

By the way, a little angel's comment yesterday was so cute, she said: What kind of grass do you eat, isn't a sunny macho delicious?

Hahahahahahaha This is the first time I saw the captain being called a sunshine hunk, and I felt inexplicably happy.