take your luobei

"Father, come out quickly! Someone is here to mess things up!" Rabbit Jing, who was sleeping with his family's Tutu in his arms, was woken up early in the morning by his son Luobei's howling.

It stands to reason that Bai Fang is a sleepy rabbit spirit, the kind that even thunder can't wake him up.Therefore, it stands to reason that with Luo Bei's voice, it is impossible to wake him up.

However, who made Mo Tutu next to him a relatively light sleeper cat?Therefore, after the black cat was woken up, it covered its ears with its front paws, but kicked Bai Fang with its back paws.

"Get up and see if your son is okay?"

In a daze, Bai Fang was explained by Mo Tutu like this.

Bai Fang opened his eyes, looked at Mo Tutu who was covering his ears and fell asleep, and sighed helplessly.

"Little brat, you'd better tell the truth, otherwise, you don't need any more radish buds!"

Bai Fang didn't want to go at first, his family made a lot of fuss and talked nonsense every day, Bai Fang was almost immune to it.

But Mo Tutu was very protective of this kid, every time...

Wake Bai Fang up like this now, and let him go out to see what's going on.

That is to say, if Mo Tutu dared to treat him like this, if Bai Fang was woken up while he was sleeping, he would explode immediately, and even his own father would be kicked many times by Bai Fang who got up very angry...

However, Bai Fang has never kicked Mo Tutu, the black cat who grew up with him.

Not to mention anything else, just talk about the kitten itself, he can scratch people!The first time he was kicked awake by Mo Tutu, he was about to lose his temper, but his face was scratched. How could Bai Fang dare to get angry at Mo Tutu?

The scratched Bai Fang didn't dare to get angry, after all, Bai Zhen was three years old and Fang Fei wanted to cry and sleep with Mo Tutu.

The road I choose, I have to walk on my knees...

The little partner I choose to sleep with, kneeling...doesn't dare to kick...

Therefore, after being kicked awake by Mo Tutu, Bai Fang could only hold back his anger and see what kind of demon moth he would make when Luo Beier hit him.

If there were bugs crawling on the leaves, the little sparrows next door came to steal food again, and it was raining outside, Bai Fang swore that he would never bear it again, and beat Luo Bei until he was bald!

Did little Luobei get into Luobei's mind?There is no need to change the lines every day!

"Father, come quickly, someone dares to smash our place!"

Bai Fang went out to take a look, and found that the beetle came from nowhere and was gnawing on Luobei who had turned into a prototype of a carrot.

"Spicy chicken! Don't you know how to beat it back? You are afraid of even a flying insect, don't you want to lose the rabbit!"

Bai Fang didn't even look at Luo Bei, and then went back to the room to catch up on sleep.

……

"Dad, Dad, someone messed up the place!" There was another wail.

"It's just a rapeseed, eat it as soon as you eat it, what's the big deal, don't worry about it!"

……

"Dad! There's another troublemaker coming!"

Bai Fang went out to have a look, and it turned out that his own radish field had accumulated water, reaching the height of Bai Fang's thigh.

Bai Mian: ...

Oh, what can I do when it rains?Do you think I'm your father and I'm March's own father?

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"Dad! That pedophile Han Lu from the mountain next door has come to mess things up, come and beat him to death—oh, so you are here to deliver something to my father? Welcome! Dad, come out quickly! Uncle Han Lu is here to deliver fruit Yes, he said this is the fruit that godfather likes to eat!"

Bai Mian: Is this son my own?Why are you so violent and cheap!

Have I ever been like this?No!

So it's still March's pot!

It's all his fault that he plucked too many leaves before my son was smashed into shape, so that Luobei's whole radish brain is out of order!

……

At the end of the memory, thinking about how dumbfounded the truth was every time Luobei called someone to come and mess things up, for a moment, Bai Fang felt that his whole rabbit was bad.

"Dad! I love watching it! Someone is going to propose to my godfather! He also said that my godfather is his fiance! Now he brought all his younger brothers to mess things up, come out!"

Hearing his son's words, Bai Fang's waist felt sore and his eyesight didn't hurt immediately, and he could climb up to the tenth floor in one breath—

Nonsence!In an instant, Bai Mian was full of energy and furious, thinking that after all, which newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, dare to come and snatch me Tutu, looking for death, right?

In the end, Bai Fang went out to take a look, okay, he is still an old acquaintance, a little tiger who was beaten by him to the point of crying.

"Why are you here again?" The white rabbit raised his eyebrows, holding his little hand, and dismissed the white tiger.

A little brat who always imitates me, actually wants to marry me, Tutu, how heartbroken it is!

Pooh!Even if you marry me, Tutu can't take it.

It's really a rabbit that doesn't show off its power. Do you really think I'm an ordinary rabbit who is easy to bully?Any hot chicken dares to come to my side!Beat it!

Saying that, Bai Fang went up and beat him black and blue, and the big cat became a bigger cat.

The big cat is moon-white, but it is a pure white tiger but pretends to be a white tiger and is still moon-white. Why don't you just dye yourself blue?

Do you really think that you are the legendary white tiger?

Because Bai Mian has always been a rather domineering rabbit, the goblins in the mountains admired this inspirational white rabbit very much, and even tried to imitate him for a while.

Yuebai is one of them, and he became the king of the mountain in Baimian——

Ah no, when he was the king on Baiyu Mountain, Yuebai was still a little tiger cub who followed behind him and wanted to learn everything.

It's fine to learn other things, but this guy is very courageous and ambitious. He not only wants to imitate Bai Mian, and finally replaces him, but also wants to imitate Bai Mian and keep a black cat in captivity, which is Mo Tutu.

From Bai Mian's point of view, it's just that he's being careful. Among other things, Bai Mian doesn't mind Yuebai's idea of ​​defeating him and taking Baiyu Mountain as his own.

He even estimated Yuebai and said, young man, you are very thoughtful, and I will wait for you to grow up and beat me.

Anyway, he will never be able to defeat Bai Mian, the white, rabbit spirit, boss, true violent maniac.

As a result, Yuebai was not yet able to defeat Bai Mian, and when he was guiding him to make continuous progress, Yuebai turned his attention to Mo Tutu.

Bai Mian: Don't let anyone stop me, I'm going to break his mouse boy's legs!

In this way, Yuebai changed his race in Baifang's eyes, and was put on Baifang's blacklist.

Yuebai never gave up, and followed Mo Tutu every day, begging to marry the black cat every day, or he could marry the black cat.

He said he really didn't care about it.

Bai Fang was about to die until he exploded, watching Mo Tutu helplessly...rejecting Yuebai...

Bai Mian: ⊙▽⊙

Yuebai: Why?Am I not good enough?

Mo Tutu gave him a disgusted look, and said, "Too weak! You can't even match half of my family's claws, so what use are you for?"

Bai Mian: ⊙▽⊙

Tutu, well done!

Moon White: QAQ

Seeing that a certain Tutu ignored him after saying this, but ran to that old man, the old rabbit's arms to act like a baby, Yuebai felt his heart suffocate.

So he became even more unconvinced, and became more persistent towards Mo Tutu, looking for a beating every two days.

The culprit, of course, is Bai Mian~

You can't beat the little mouse boy who annoys you so much!

In the end, Yuebai stood in front of Mo Tutu in a state of embarrassment, and asked, "How am I not as good as that old man?"

"Huh? Old man?"

"That rabbit spirit! Don't avoid this question!"

Mo Tutu looked at him with a crazy expression, and turned his gaze away after scolding him for being stupid.

Seeing too much of this kind of self-righteous goblin is really eye-catching.

As a result, Yuebai's fragile heart was deeply hurt by his attitude, and he blurted out a word without thinking: "Isn't he the king of Baiyu Mountain? Who hasn't the ability to occupy a mountain, right? Aren't you Do you love power? I will create a mountain for you every minute, and you wait for me to marry you!"

The idiot left without waiting for Mo Tutu to say anything, so he didn't care too much.

Later, I heard the gossiping pheasant next door say that the little tiger cub said that the person he likes loves power so much that he insisted on letting him occupy a mountain before agreeing to marry him.There is no way, he likes it, so he can only give it to him by working hard alone?

Mo Tutu: Ma Ma loves to watch, so mentally retarded!

Bai Fang: I heard that there are always people who want to pry the corner of my wall, but my corner will never fall down, how can you and other ordinary monsters easily pry it away?Cut~ Don’t you know that my corner is hugged by me every day?Pry what pry, if you dare to come, kick it away!

snort! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Therefore, Bai Fang and Mo Tutu never expected that this guy would dare to come! ! !

Hearing Bai Fang's question, Yue Bai smiled self-righteously, and said, "Uncle, of course I'm here to marry Tutu? By the way, where is Tutu?"

As he spoke, he poked his head around and looked behind Bai Fang.

Bai Mian: ...

"What are you looking at! It's so early in the morning that people can't sleep! Why do you still want to wake up Tutu?" Bai Fang gave him a look, as if he would goug his eyes if he looked at it again.

Yuebai flinched involuntarily, and pouted her neck and said, "Tutu has promised me that when I become the king of the mountain, she will marry me. I have occupied Feilang Peak now, so Tutu should also fulfill her promise." promise."

"Meow meow? When did I promise such an outrageous thing?" The black cat ran out rubbing its eyes, and snuggled up to Bai Fang to doze off.

"Tutu, come here--" Yuebai's eyes lit up when he saw Mo Tutu, but when he heard what the black cat said, he jumped up instantly: "You clearly promised me! How could you?" Don't believe what you say!"

"Okay..." Mo Tutu yawned again, feeling a little cold, so he crawled into Bai Fang's arms to keep warm, and asked nonchalantly, "Then tell me, what was my original sentence?"

"you you you--"

"What about me?" Mo Tutu glanced at him, thinking that the little tiger might be sick.

Seeing their posture, Yuebai started to jump: "You pair of immoral bastards! Mo Tutu, you are so shameless that you promised to marry me, but at the same time did such a shameless thing! You are in vain! I treat you like an uncle, but you treat me like this! You—”

"Stop!" Mo Tutu interrupted him, "When did I promise to marry you?"

Yuebai: "At the beginning, I asked you to wait, and I came to marry you after I wanted to lay down a mountain for you, and you didn't object!"

Mo Tutu: "... But do I agree? Do you think you blame me?"

Bai Fang kept silent, beat up the little mouse boy who thought too much and liked to make up his mind again, and threw him down the mountain.

Of course, together with a group of his subordinates, after Luobei knew that they were lying to him, they were all cleaned up.

"I just said, my godfather is obviously my father's, how could he have a fiancé, hum! Kill you!"

Next, the rumors in the mountains quickly became popular.

"Have you heard that someone pretended to be Mo Tutu's fiancé, and went to the big boss Bai Fang to propose marriage, but he was almost beaten into a disability by the big boss!"

"Have you heard? Mo Tutu even dumped his fiancé because of Big Rabbit!"

"What! Tutu is about to get married? With whom?"

"Mo Tutu is going to bond with Rabbit boss!"

"Bai Mian is getting married next month? Congratulations!"

So, before the parties knew about it, the news that Mo Tutu and Bai Fang would hold a wedding next month had spread.

The author has something to say:

Yueqi: Your Majesty asked me to occupy the mountain!Why?By the way, what is Zhanshan doing?

Yuebai: Marry a wife!

Yueqi: Who?

Moon White: Black cat.

Black cat: Meow meow?

Bai Mian: Steal my cat?He was dragged out and beaten to death, then thrown to Que Yao for disposal and recycled into his stomach.

Que Yao: I am a rabbit that eats white!But, I really don't eat white tigers!

Bai Mian: →_→Eating rabbits?

Que Yao: QAQ No no no, I like eating tigers the most, and eating white tigers makes me happy...