I just hate you, how about it?Bite me

"Master, good morning." Early in the morning, a good student Mu Xi came to report.

Suigu rubbed his sleepy eyes: "Morning..."

"Teacher, today's class starts at the hour, and it can be in your study."

"Why, don't you want to study? My fake master has nothing to teach you." After washing, Sui Gu turned out and raised an eyebrow at Mu Xi who was sitting in the living room drinking tea.

"Emperor Mother said, since the Taifu is here to teach me homework, the students must learn something and gain something."

Hmm, it's rare to see children who listen to their mothers like this.You are so good, no matter what your mother said is right or wrong, you have to keep in mind the words that I am your daughter-in-law anyway. "It seems that His Majesty has talked a lot with His Majesty after returning this time. I don't know how far I should teach the Empress according to His Majesty's intentions."

"It's okay. Feel free." Sui Gu just got up and washed her face, her eyes were misty, and her face was covered with crimson water vapor. The previous wink made her look very charming and attractive today.Mu Xi put down the teacup in her hand, straightened her cuffs, turned her face slightly and said, "It's getting late, Tutor, let's start."

"Okay. Today we will learn the 36 tricks of beauty." The study room is not far from the bedroom, just a few steps away.Sui Gu motioned Mu Xi to sit at the desk, wandering around among the bookshelves.The books on the bookshelf are many and miscellaneous, and the most important thing is that there are many words I don't know.I roughly feel that the culture here is completely different from the ancient Chinese civilization, so I glanced at the empty table in front of Muxi and started to make nonsense. "Sometimes, many difficult problems are not solved by technology or strength, but by people and people's hearts. Understanding people's hearts, mastering the shortcomings of people's hearts, and finding breakthroughs can easily win, even without breaking a sweat. Beauty tricks, as the name suggests. Tricks, tricks; beauties, wonderful people, such as Lan Jin. Generally speaking, the wind on the pillow is the easiest wind to blow in the world. Many wives and concubines of dignitaries, royal families and nobles, cough cough, So what, I'm not talking about your mother, I'm talking about, if, if, for example, Lan Jin. Such a lovely person, if you have other plans, once you are confused by it, you will fall into a deep trap. Then what he said is the most reasonable words in your opinion, and his request will be agreed without thinking, after all, when the love is strong, you can’t wait to extricate yourself..."

"...Teacher, I have nothing to do with Lan Jin, Mr. Lan. Mr. Lan lost his parents in the disaster and was seriously injured. I rescued him by accident. He was in a special condition, so I had to bring him back for treatment. After that, he has been I have not had much contact with the doctor for treatment. I have talked with him five or six times at most, counting yesterday. I just think that Mr. Lan is a good person and knowledgeable, and I don’t have any extravagant thoughts about making friends with him.” Mu Xi sat up straight, pursed her lips and said, "Teacher doesn't need to think too much."

"...I didn't think about anything, I was just giving a lecture, just give an example, example, you don't need to think too much."

"Yes. The student didn't think much about it. I heard the Taifu mentioned my mother, the emperor's mother. Does the Taifu want to meet my mother?"

"I didn't... if possible, of course... I want to meet..." See parents as soon as possible, and get married as soon as possible.Now that His Majesty has said it, it is better to settle the matter between the two of us as soon as possible, so as not to have long nights and dreams.

In the original plot, Lan Jin captured the heroine's heart in one fell swoop, and then ascended to the post, a couple for life.Although there were many twists and turns in the middle, but at any rate, it ended successfully and made a good story about Da Chu.It is a popular love story.

As for the many twists and turns, just think about it.Relatives and friends, love and hatred, parental flesh and blood, national hatred and family hatred; every marriage is inseparable from the parents. Other aspects can be ignored or generously let go, but parents must be treated with great spirit.

It can be said that Lan Jin dealt with the heroine's mother, the queen mother, with the utmost love and reason, with all her heart and soul, first with literature and then with martial arts, with countless schemes, and she almost cut her heart and lungs first and then played.Not quite right, the later Fengzi marriage is a typical example of killing first and playing later.

No matter, Suigu reminded himself emphatically in his mind that the current Muxi is different from the people in the plot.The two have the same name and similar life experiences, but they are not the same person, and their thoughts and emotional experiences are completely different.So, now, you can't take your anger out on Mu Xi just because you are jealous of that "good story".

Mu Xi has already said that she is her wife, so all she has to do is wait in peace.

But why the panic?In the past, she was the one chasing Mu Xi in the world, why is it so natural now?She hasn't started yet.Also, will Mu Xi come after her?A little expectation.

No no no, off topic.She has to deal with it now, uh, to solve it, uh, to please, mother, Mu Xi's mother.

Anyway, this identity is the same as that of Lan Jin, so she doesn't have to worry about her own dignity, because they are no longer in this world.However, since His Majesty has already said that to Mu Xi, although she doesn't know why, she has no problem with it.Therefore, what remains to be done is the future mother and the current empress.

Thinking about the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in China makes me feel horrible, this Da Chu should not be like this.But Lan Jin spent a lot of effort in the script, which shows that the future mother is not easy to fool.

Or, learn from Lan Jin, come on, cough, cut first and then play?

It's just that she is still a tutor, a teacher by example, no matter how you say it, she must be a good example.Otherwise, the good news will not be passed on, and she will be infamous as a witch who is a disaster for the country.No matter how open the Tang Dynasty was, it was not so tolerant of private granting and receiving of secret tunes, let alone the royal family.

"Teacher...you're wandering in front of me again..." Mu Xi stopped in her tracks, and waved back the palace servants behind her.They were about to visit her mother, but unexpectedly, their eyes were glazed over as they walked, and their feet wandered away.Most people would not be able to tell, they would only feel that she was walking coldly and intently, which all depended on her face adjustment function that was serious when she was in a daze.

"...Ah, Muxi, let me ask you, you, we..." Did your words last night count?If we come to get married with a son, will you conceive it or I will conceive it?

"what?"

"Cough, nothing."

"Well, we're here." Mu Xi didn't care what Sui Gu was thinking just now, stroked his cuffs, and said softly, "You called me by my name again just now. I'm very happy. I'll tell you my name , I asked you to call me by my first and last name directly, so don’t call me by my title again.”

"My mother is very kind. She has always wanted to see you, and now is a good time. You don't have to worry, I have everything."

"it is good."

It is said that the hottest meeting in history is that of prospective mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. It is simply a silent war of gunpowder, full of intimate sex appeal.

The meeting between Suigu and the empress was not that exaggerated, but it was also extremely thrilling.

There is no gunpowder, no gunshots, no deliberate facial expressions and gestures, and no shameful temptations and calculations.

Only, knives and guns!

Women don't give way to men.No, it's not accurate, the empress is a dignified woman.

Really scared the baby to death.I don't even know how to describe it.

Mu Xi told her to let her go in alone.Then she stepped in cautiously, and the tight string almost broke in an instant.What was coming was a sharp arrow, and the air flow carried a piercing momentum.

Fortunately, Suigu's own reaction is not bad, and his force is not bad.After taking the arrow, a woman in white danced with a knife and a gun in a heroic manner, and she would not give up until her feelings were so deep.The two fought for three hundred rounds, and finally the woman withdrew her weapon contentedly and drank a cup of tea to moisten her throat.

"·············· Ankang, the Empress." With all his momentum and strength, Shu Que said hello respectfully and almost incoherently.

"How do you know I'm the empress? Have you seen me?" The woman in white put down her teacup and walked around Suigu.

"Guess."

"Hahaha, interesting. Not bad, good stature, good martial arts, and a good person." The woman looked Sui Gu up and down and came to a conclusion.

"You are also very good." She didn't deny it, and that was her acquiescence.Wonderful mother, is it your idea to use martial arts to meet your son-in-law?

Coming out of the emperor's palace, Suigu didn't speak.

Mu Xi sneaked a look at Sui Gu's face, a little unpredictable: "Mother used to be a general, good at martial arts, Taifu... Sui Gu, how are you doing?"

"It's okay. Your mother is very interesting, and we can talk very well. We are here, are you settled?" Sui Gu looked dreamy.

Dreams come true.The mother-in-law has also seen it, and there is nothing wrong with it.Or choose a good day and auspicious day quickly, there is still a potential stock in the mansion.

"What are you ordering? A restaurant? Yes, I've already booked it. Let's go out of the palace today to take a look around. Today's homework has already been completed. How does Suigu know that I have already booked our chef and table?"

"... What kind of restaurant do you need to book? How far is it? I didn't even eat breakfast to start teaching, and then fought a battle with a lot of energy, and now my stomach is rumbling. I slept well the night before It's very late, and I didn't even drink a glass of water today. If this continues, I will soon become a yellow-faced woman, and you will not want me by then. So let's hurry up and eat, and don't care about any restaurants. That's right, then Let's go together." While talking, the two had already left the palace gate and reached the bustling Guodu Avenue.Suigu casually pointed to a building called "brothel" in front of him, the smell inside smelled delicious.

"That's...a brothel." Moreover, the restaurant I ordered was twenty steps away.

"Yes. I saw it."

"Ok."

When I entered, I found that there were warblers and swallows inside, and the smell of makeup and powder was so strong that it smelled choking.

Suigu took back the steps he took in embarrassment, and turned around pretending that nothing happened.

"Hey~ two ladies~ come in and play~ You guys are so strange, it must be the first time you come here...it's okay, there are a lot of chicks here." A male bustard stepped forward with a smile on his face, "Welcome Spring, Receive Blessings, Asarum, Yan, come, come, bring these two ladies upstairs~~"

Bite the bullet, with Suigu's face tense, all he needed was a folding fan in his left hand and a sachet in his right hand: "It's not my first time here... here, I'm familiar..."

"...I am not the first time here..."

"Alright, alright, ladies regular customers, follow us upstairs~~~"

"Don't touch me, we'll go by ourselves." Suigu held Mu Xi's arm, dodging the touch of these beautiful men, "By the way, serve us a table of good wine and food."

"Okay, come right away."

In a certain box, two regular ladies sat awkwardly.

"Cough, do some dances first." Sui Gu said with a wave of his sleeve robe.

Across a layer of tulle, several beauties dance enchantingly.

It would be even better if it wasn't a man, and of course not King Kong Barbie.

There is food, drink, music and dancing, which is not bad.

Suigu made a review in his heart.

"There are so many men here, isn't it the top flower house in the whole country?"

"Correct."

"Then since you know it is so famous, do you come here often?"

"Suigu... Wu... I have never been to this kind of place. Does the Tai Tuo come here often?" Mu Xi squeezed his cuff with his left hand, and quietly grabbed Suigu's clothes corner with his right hand, approaching Suigu and asked in a low voice.

"...It's my first time here too, I swear." It's really the first time I've come to this kind of cowherd shop full of beautiful men, and I really gained a lot of experience. "Today, in addition to eating, we can also learn about the mysteries of the human body. It kills two birds with one stone."

She has wanted to know certain things for a long time, and her head is about to burst. There is no way to explain it in more detail than field trips. Today happened to be a coincidence.

Isn’t it described in the novels like this, first order a table of food, and then consume it slowly, so that a few beauties are tired and drunk, and then they can unknowingly remove their clothes and look at them carefully Study the mysteries of the human body.

The data from these field investigations couldn't be more scientific.

"Then what, you should learn some new knowledge as soon as possible. This is the second lesson we learned today."

Sui Gu ate mouthfuls with relish, but Mu Xi didn't eat anything unnaturally.

"...We don't need to come out to learn this knowledge. It's all in the palace..."

"Huh? Is that so? Do you have human body structure, organ structure, posture, gestation, etc.?" Suigu put down the bowl and chopsticks in his hands in surprise.

"···Have."

"There are pictures and words?"

"...Yes." Mu Xi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "There are models."

"Then do you know what happens when a man and a woman have intercourse for the first time? Do you know whether two women conceive a child according to the number of times, the method, or the position? A man can conceive Is it? Oh, it should not be possible. How is pregnancy done? What is the child born between two women made of? Chromosomes? Essence and blood? Or something else? Did the maids in the palace remove anything? Can the imperial concubine enter the palace only by function? Does the concubine who enters the palace pay attention to the daily relationship?" Sui Gu was a little excited, and his eyes sparkled with the light of seeking knowledge.

"...I...I don't know." Seeing Suigu like this, Mu Xi moved a little away from the seat in surprise.