I just hate you, how about it?Bite me

There are still fifty days left for His Majesty's 60th birthday, and everyone is very busy.The national teacher is busy refining the best life-prolonging elixir to present to the emperor as a gift, so he doesn't care about his disciples these days.Disciples, especially those like Suigu, as long as they keep quiet and don’t make trouble; while those like Hazan, who are busy with their affairs, take advantage of this great opportunity to find relationships can be improved to a higher level; As for the little brother Hatu, he is also very busy. After all, refining medicine and looking at the furnace is also very tiring.

Suigu spends every day looking for a clean view outside to watch and stay, playing for a whole day, and only returning to the house after dark.On this day, just at noon, Suigu went back to the house for no other reason, big!Aunt!mom!

Sui Gu rushed back to his small shop impatiently and cautiously, but the cold senior was not there.It would be better not to be there, Suigu locked the door and changed his clothes, after thinking about it, he quietly took a bath, the room was filled with steam for a while.

"Click" the door opened.Sui Gu's thoughts that gradually fell into a deep sleep came online: "The door is open?! How could it be? It's obviously locked!"

The words that followed made Sui Gu stand up in shock.Qinglie's voice was not thick: "Why are you taking a bath in the house during the day?" Although the voice was a bit indistinguishable, it was clearly a man, or that Ha Mu who had no good looks all day long!

It's over, it's over, Suigu is roaring and wailing in his heart.Don't care about exposure and the like, my chastity~~ I just lost it~~ I really want to die...

Suigu, who was so shaken that he wanted to jump into the Huangpu River, stretched out his hand tremblingly, supported the edge of the tub, and sat down slowly, not forgetting to cover his chest with a towel.Shengwukelian: "Why didn't you come in without knocking on the door?" He spoke weakly, as if he would go to the West Heaven to meet the Tathagata Buddha in the next moment, but he didn't want to know how he got in anyway.

I thought that Brother Hamu would go out tactfully, but I didn't expect it. Hamu, who couldn't say a word all day, was not only ignorant at the moment, but also had a bit of a poisonous tongue: "What is the cover? There is no flesh, no chest muscles, Like a weak chicken, do you still want to survive here with such a weak body?" Paused, as if sniffing lightly, "It seems that you are injured? It really doesn't work!"

The ashes of the heart immediately revived: Is your nose a dog's nose?It's scary, help me, Mama!Also, no matter what, he is also an aluminum child, how can he judge his body like this? !He also said that Lun's chest has no pectoral muscles!Of course not, there is only soft... numbness!Suigu touched the touch of his hand, as if he forgot, now his upper body is really no different from that of a thin and thin man... because!The predecessor of this world, yes!indivual!poor!milk!This is also one of the reasons why it took so long to stay hidden among men.For others, just change your voice and steps, and be careful on special days.

No, no, no, I can't be so pessimistic. Maybe it's because of age or nutrition. This body is still young, and it's full of cabbage and steamed buns without oil and water. It's estimated that the development will be a little later. If it's not good, there will be a second growth.

Suigu stubbornly hypnotized himself and defended the status quo.In Hamu's eyes, it was this weird little junior who lost his mind while talking to him, wandering while taking a bath, and his face-changing technique was top-notch. "It's also interesting, let's see, this time, without that incident, where would you go?"

There was another "click", the door was closed, and the sound brought Suigu back to the real world that he didn't want to face.With a mournful face, Suigu scrubbed hastily a few times, then stood up and got dressed.Walking to the door, he carefully observed the lock. There was no trace of damage, but it was still locked intact at the moment.Was that person a ghost just now?Or, does this strange brother have special lock-picking and lock-closing skills? !

"It doesn't matter whether you have three heads and six arms or not, you must take revenge for being looked down upon, and if you don't take revenge, you will have flat breasts forever!" Sui Gu shamefully swore a poisonous oath secretly.The first step of Kanguang Hamu plan: build a good relationship.A lone ranger like this can only catch him by surprise if he has a better relationship with him. Most importantly, then is the time to hit his heart!Former friends turned against each other?The friend deliberately planned for voyeurism, and the two broke up on the spot!Hahahaha, it's very touching to think about it!

There are still 48 days until His Majesty's birthday, and the rest of the people are as busy as ever, and Suigu's focus has officially shifted to the great cause of "how to have a good relationship with Hamu so as to peek at him taking a bath".

While enduring the special enjoyment of my aunt, while worrying about how to carry out a great cause, I wandered to the bamboo forest again inadvertently.The wind is still so refreshing, the bamboos are still so tall, the grasses are still so fragrant, the small river is still so cheerful, and...the little girl is still by the stream!

Just as he was about to turn around and leave sneakily, Sui Gu was stopped.Turning around slowly, Xiao Xiaobu moved to her side: "Xiao Rui... Cough cough, Princess Rui." Do you have eyes on your back?

"Well, do you know my identity? Coincidentally, I also know yours." One sentence made Suigu's forehead sweat non-existent, lest his true identity be discovered, this master who can take off other people's heads at will . "Hab, the 287th disciple of the national teacher, his talent is not bad, and he is now in the stage of studying Dan Fang."

The voice changed: "The last time you offended me, how do you count? I am the majestic lord of a country, but you dare to throw a dirty rag on my face! Could it be that you are despising the imperial power and the face of my fifth royal family? !"

Seeing Fifth Rui's expression of "If you dare to argue and disobedient, I'll tell Father to cut off your head", Suigu silently swallowed the topic of the big moth in his mouth.I don't want to be hacked to death, how ugly to beheaded!This time, instead of being killed by the male protagonist, he was beheaded by the emperor's order. It's really not worth it, since that part of the plot hasn't started yet.How can it be shorter than the original plot?I want to be an inspirational showman, please let me go!Adjusting my mood, I quickly changed to a slightly flattering expression: "Then what, what does the princess want to do?"

"Ah, I thought about it. Such a serious crime must always be paid in equal value. What are you best at?" Wu Rui thought for a while and said.

"No. Does a big appetite count?" Suigu blinked his pitiful little eyes.

"Yes, yes, you are great." Fifth Rui was also choked by Suigu's outrageous sincerity. He seemed to be afraid of death, but he didn't show any respect or fear towards me, and he was still thinking about joking, which was interesting. "How about this, the national teacher obeys the father. As for you, your talent is not bad, it's good to be my person, refining medicine, surpassing the national teacher!" The little princess used a gloomy tone, and calculations flashed in her pure black eyes.

After listening to Suigu, he looked tangled.Is it really okay to blatantly pry the corner of the wall like this?If you want to surpass the national teacher, don't you want to rebel?Trying to drag me into your boat, I'm so frightened, this little guy.However, the future empress has thick thighs!The boat should not capsize, and life is guaranteed. "Since it is to make up for my previous insufficiency, the princess asked, and Habu dared not refuse."

"Oh?" This time Wu Rui's tone was really colored and emotional, "I just said it, but I didn't expect you to do it. It seems that I have been hiding my clumsiness, but this time I am I found a treasure. Remember not to go back on your word, otherwise, hehe."

The little princess is not ashamed of her calculations at all, but very proud of herself. "Let's go, take me to where you live so that we can make a written statement."

"I didn't expect you to be such an impatient princess! I signed a contract of selling myself, but I didn't leave me a way out at all! I can't imagine that I will be forced to sell myself one day..." lamented, resigned to fate with innocence and cuteness The princess's little sister walked to the dormitory. There should be no one there now, so it's best not to be found.