Me and my love rival's trivia

Tsk, last night I spent a night like a dream, I just felt unreal, before I went to sleep, I was still wondering if I would wake up tomorrow morning, and my mother would not forgive me at all? ?or? ? ?I actually never came out? ? ?

I wanted to sort out my thoughts before going to bed... But as soon as I fell on the bed, I fell asleep...

This morning, I was woken up by a spicy taste... My old lady fried chili again, I'll go, fried dumplings with that thing are so delicious (`)

What I just ate was like □□, drunk and dreaming.My old lady sneered at me beside me: "It's hard to find a daughter-in-law just because you are so embarrassing, let alone old men!"

I…

God, I wasn't dreaming yesterday~

Dad went out for a walk in the morning, and my mother and I were two people at home. When she suddenly brought up this topic, I felt a little embarrassed.After a while, my old lady and I lay side by side on the sofa again. My old lady asked me when I would take him home to have a look. I almost choked on a mouthful of soy milk.

To be honest, I was a little surprised, but why did my mother feel so natural when I said this sentence? ?

(Д) Thinking of myself and my mother yesterday, I have gone through ninety-nine and 81 twists and turns in my mentality. The days before coming out of the closet seem like a lifetime away, and today I am actually discussing bringing my daughter-in-law to the house.Tsk.

I was still shy, I said: "Didn't he come to play before?"

My mother slapped me on the forehead and said: "Before I treated him safely as a godson, who knew that my son fell in love with a male daughter-in-law."

I'm speechless

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-1407:01:25留言

You, Ma Ma, are definitely the first few batches of rotten girls in New China. Don’t be too happy for this enlightened Ma Ma.

1L:飞一样的(￣(●●)￣)于2016-8-1407:05:14留言

So Luzhu, you secretly came out of the closet, in fact... the male god is still striding forward on the straight road, right?

2L:天使姐姐麦于2016-8-1407:26:17留言

The days before coming out of the closet seem like a lifetime away... Such a pretentious writing... Shut up, Gao Tiexia!Just let him pass the day! ()

3L:虎皮卷于2016-8-1407:26:49留言

Braised mother-in-law is so cute 2333

4L:腐女子要取个长长的名字才能撂倒小姐姐于2016-8-1407:27:00留言

It's not bringing the daughter-in-law to the door, it's bringing the son-in-law

5L:天下美男都是我的于2016-8-1407:28:12留言

……

Oh, I went to work today, I felt like I was on a stimulant, I turned into a scud and shuttled through the coffee shop, and I said a little bit... said I was like a wild horse... What nonsense, where is such a handsome wild horse...

I really want to tell Zhengzi that I have come out successfully!However, I stopped grimly... After all, in his eyes, I was as straight as a telegraph pole.

Ow! ! !Wait until the end of August!Both of us!go out again!travel!ah!hahahahahahahaha

Talk!I always regret it!Time to travel!Such a great opportunity to heat up!I wipe!I wasted it all!

This honeymoon trip!Dude me!Hurry up!Ho ha ha!

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-1410:11:02留言

...You are not a runaway wild horse, you are a runaway wild dog, ah bah, you are a runaway little shou

1L:风一样的狗子于2016-8-1410:11:57留言

honeymoon trip!good good good good!Beg!live streaming!Beg dog food to torture me to death!Ooooh

2L:qwertyuiop于2016-8-1410:12:58留言

Maybe you tell him!You came out successfully!You are together bobobo

3L:天下美男都是我的于2016-8-1410:15:09留言

high-pitched

4L:不知霍霍于2016-8-1410:16:44留言

I hope that Luzhu will succeed in no time and catch up with the wishful man

5L:谁的啊于2016-8-1410:17:00留言

……

My God, the weather, 40°!Nima is going to heat up the rhythm of death!

can only say!The fate of labor and capital!It was given by the air conditioner!

Unfortunately!My building!I don't know why! !Nima is out of power!

Fuck!It's a hot day!I was eating watermelon and watching a movie!There was a power outage! ! !

Fuck? ? ?I'm about to heat up the prototype, and I almost didn't start watching the movie when it was so hot...

On the way, I made a phone call with Zhengzi, and that bitch told me that he was playing games with the air conditioner at home, which made me so mad!

Even more irritating!After hanging up the phone, I found out...

Fuck, the internet just went offline, and I watched ultra-clear videos on 4G!

Damn it!Eighty oceans were deducted from labor and capital!Why didn't labor and management pay attention to that reminder text message at the beginning? ? ! !

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-1620:54:14留言

666 It's okay to have no internet these days, but it's terrible to have no air conditioner

1L:我不是小蘑菇于2016-8-1620:55:00留言

What to do if there is a power outage in summer

When it's hot, I tell bad jokes

When it’s cold, just talk about good people and good deeds to warm people’s hearts (●ω●)

2L:腐女子要取个长长的名字才能撂倒小姐姐于2016-8-1620：55:07留言

楼上腻害了，楼主快去男神家啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊，男神说他在家爽歪歪了，是在邀请你啊小宝贝

3L:我哥是电视于2016-8-1620:57:02留言

Watching videos on 4G is super expensive, watching high-definition is even more expensive, ultra-clear... It’s expensive

4L:qwertyuiop于2016-8-1620:57:10留言

The prototype is hot hahaha, so what is the dewdrop prototype

5L:再丢钱我直播吃手机于2016-8-1620:58:12留言

……

I saw a post today that started as follows: The stupidest thing in the world is not a crush, but a crush on each other. What have you ever done for someone you had a crush on?

I thought, I am secretly in love with Fu Zheng, and I should probably do something for him, so I poked in the post.

Netizens' answers were both funny and sad.A girl silently created an account to accompany the person she likes, play games, and send equipment and materials every day.

But when Zhengzi was playing games, I was often online with him, how can I find another one to accompany him, and I have to give him equipment, oh, no money!

There was a man who wrote a score for his beloved girl. At night, he faced her face to face, plucked the guitar, and played the song in his heart.

But I can't write scores!And I can only play the little star, Zheng is so good at playing the guitar, am I not playing tricks! !

A netizen said that when he was chatting with his sweetheart, he would always send a WeChat message at the beginning, and he would say good night at the end. If he didn’t take the initiative to find his sweetheart, then the girl would never send him a message.

But...Zhengzi will take the initiative to send me messages, we will fight each other every day == Besides, the elders say good night = () He usually sends a message: "Retarded son, have you started snoring yet! "

……

I may not be able to do it for my crush just yet

what's up...forget it...let's talk

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-1912:45:14留言

Hehehe, @块枪的高铁侠, you little hoof is actually here to show your affection, right?

1L:虎皮卷于2016-8-1912:48:00留言

Add one upstairs

2L:qwertyuiop于2016-8-1912:50:15留言

"Some people think love is sex, it's marriage, it's six o'clock kisses, it's a bunch of kids, and maybe it is, Miss Lester. But you know what I think, I think love is wanting to touch and then holding back .”

- Salinger, "The Heart of Broken Stories"

This is a sentence I like very much. To me, having a crush on you means longing to touch you, and then to stop.

3L：雪上空留于2016-8-1912:51:13留言

Mentally retarded son, no snoring.

Oh shit, why do I think this sentence is more pleasant than good night?

4L:春光灿烂小龙女于2016-8-1912:54:03留言

Boil your crush on an egg

5L:一只土豆于2016-8-1912:54:09留言

……

The author has something to say:

Among the movies I've seen about secret love, the one that moved me the most, moved me the most, made me smile, made me sweet, and made me bitter, is Shunji Iwai's "Love Letter" and the beautiful boy at the end of the century is me!Favorite!of!juvenile!Takashi Kashiwahara