Laughing at Chang'an

Datang calendar March 21, [-], Zhongtu, Chang'an.

There is a popular saying in Chang'an City now - there is nothing that one Li Shen can't solve, if there is, then add another Geng Yan.

"President, the South China Sea Peaks Alliance sent a message, hoping that you can attend the Thousand Islands Conference in the South China Sea on the 29th."

As soon as Li Shen stepped out of the airship, he was caught by the secretary-general of the guild who came to greet him. He had just returned from the White Deer League in the Eastern Wasteland. A group of small countries are fighting each other there, and he has to be a witness on the sidelines, which is really annoying.

Unbuttoning the collar of his tightly buttoned shirt, he strode into Yan Poyuan's entrance and exit hall, and was immediately flickered by the reporters who had been waiting there with various cameras.The Secretary-General, who was left behind by him, trotted to catch up. Although he was anxious, he lowered his volume cautiously, and said to him quickly: "This is an important meeting that will affect the situation in the South China Sea for the next few years. It can be said that it is a major issue related to world peace, and the Datang Chamber of Commerce also hopes that you can attend to help merchants win more relaxed trading conditions..."

"World peace?" Li Shen was finally willing to look him in the eye, with an extremely weird expression on his face, his lips curled up, and he uttered four words.

"Do my shit."

Probably one of the most miserable secretary-generals in history, silently watching one of the worst presidents in history, shaking his black and shiny hair, walked away.

After leaving Yan Poyuan, Li Shen drove straight to the northern suburbs and returned to Baishan Bieyuan.

Parking the car in the garage, he casually called a servant to ask Geng Yan if he had come back. After getting a negative answer, he was no longer so anxious. Born kittens, and then back to the bedroom to take a bath.As soon as he put the shampoo on his head, he heard someone knock on the bathroom door from outside. Li Shen was stunned for a moment, then smiled and raised his voice, "Please come in!"

Geng Yan's laughter sounded outside the door.

Li Shen, who had put water on and planned to take a good soak, hurriedly finished the shower, wrapped a towel around his waist, and went out to look for Geng Yan with his wet head on his head.The man was reading a newspaper on the sofa. He walked over and stretched out his arms from behind, put his chin on the top of Geng Yan's head, and asked in a low voice, "Did you miss me?"

Geng Yan put down the newspaper, raised his head and looked at him, and after a while, the corners of his lips curled up, and he kissed him.

Last year, the two of them redecorated the courtyard, and the overall layout remained unchanged. The main reason was that the main building was expanded, the separate bedrooms were combined, and a study and reference room were added on the second floor to cope with Li Shen's increasingly heavy workload. required for work.Of course, a cattery was specially built for Overlord and her harem...

Li Shen let go of Geng Yan and went to find a towel to wipe his head. The latter sat on the sofa with his arms crossed, his eyes wandered around his naked back and his waist and buttocks faintly visible in the towel, and he narrowed his eyes with a half-smile.

The man who has been the No. 1 man in the gossip tabloid's "most wanted one-night stand" all year round, if this appearance of just getting out of the bath is photographed, it may be sold out in an instant.Since Li Shen took over as the president of the mercenary guild, the exposure rate has skyrocketed, and the support rate among women is astonishingly high. Even the external image of the mercenary guild has increased by several percentage points, which is the so-called—— Face is justice.

"What's the result of the White Deer League?" Geng Yan asked, "Is it Qi or Zhao?"

"Neither." Li Shen wiped his hair and walked back to the sofa, and sat down beside Geng Yan, "Yan Guo became the leader of the alliance."

Geng Yan nodded thoughtfully, and with an ooh, he reached out to pick up the towel on top of Li Shen's head, and wiped his head for him.Li Shen half-closed his eyes and smiled, grabbed Geng Yan's waist with both hands, dragged him to his lap, buried his face in the other's chest, and took a deep breath.

"Sometimes it's really boring." He murmured, "That little princess of the Yan Kingdom is only twelve or thirteen years old, and she is going to marry an old man in his seventies or eighties to be a concubine, thanks to his father for doing it. "

Geng Yan touched his wet head with his hand, and Li Shen would often tell him such naive and cute complaints, in fact, Li Shen knew all the truths he should understand, he just didn't like it and felt uncomfortable, so he came to Geng Yan to act like a baby .

Geng Yan likes his coquettish appearance very much, to be precise, he likes it very much.

However, in the next second, Li Shen's two wolf claws silently penetrated into Geng Yan's clothes, one went up and the other went down... Then Geng Yan gave him a chestnut on the forehead.

He held his forehead aggrievedly, and looked at Geng Yan eagerly.

Geng Yan threw the towel in his hand to the man's face, propped himself up and stepped down from his lap, straightened the hem of his shirt that was pulled out from behind, and said calmly, "Go to eat."

………………

The dishes for dinner are quite light, white jade tofu, stir-fried lettuce, and a pot of head vegetable soup.The chef of the other courtyard was dug by Geng Yan from the old town of Chang'an City, and his level is naturally nothing to say. Li Shen ate banquets at the Bailu Huimeng for nearly half a month. Looking at the bland dishes, he was in a special mood Well, I ate three bowls of rice in a row.

After the meal, the two of them went to the cattery to see the cat and digest food by the way.

The ten-year-old Bawang is undoubtedly an old cat, and he has a big family of his own.Under the care of Geng Yan, a master who lacks common sense, she not only grows up healthily, but also irreparably distorts her growth.Li Shen and Geng Yan walked around the spacious cattery, but couldn't find her figure. The few newborn kittens were curled up in a soft nest, a little scared.

In the corner of the cattery, there was a pitch-black male cat lying there lazily. When Li Shen and Geng Yan approached, he raised his head slightly, showing a look of disdain and vigilance.

"Hey, Old Hei!" Li Shen greeted it and asked, "Where's your queen?"

The black cat seemed to understand Li Shen's question, rolled its eyelids in a very humane way, then lay down on the ground again, with its tail erect, pointing to the door.

Li Shen thanked it, and Geng Yan and Geng Yan left the cattery, went to the yard to look for Overlord, and soon found her cuddling with another white-haired male cat on the viewing platform on the top of the mountain.

Li Shen couldn't help covering his face with his hands, and let out a dull sigh.

Geng Yan laughed lowly.

The two cats lying on the viewing platform were alarmed by the sound behind them. Overlord turned his head and found the figures of his master and Li Shen. He resolutely abandoned the male cat beside him without hesitation, and walked over with graceful steps. rubbed on.Geng Yan, who was ignored by her, bent down and hugged her, regardless of her struggle, hugged her in his arms and stroked her fur.

Li Shen leaned over, poked her cat's face with his fingers, and said earnestly, "Overlord, you have to be dedicated to being a cat. You can't just have Xiaobai so you don't want Laohei."

The male cat he called Xiaobai squatted quietly on the viewing platform, looking at the struggling female cat in Geng Yan's arms with melancholy eyes.

Geng Yan heard the words: "She just gave birth and her feelings are fragile, don't provoke her."

"You spoiled me." Li Shen grabbed the cat's face and was glared at by her angrily. He sighed, put his arms around Geng Yan's waist, put his chin on the other's shoulder, and said in a low voice, "You Why can't she learn from me?"

Geng Yan's shoulders shook, and he lowered his head and smiled.

Li Shen hugged him tighter.

"I think she learned her estrus period from you." Geng Yan turned his eyes away, glanced at Li Shen and said, "I'm going to Penglai tomorrow, don't drive me crazy."

Something stuck between his buttocks was already hard and hot, Li Shen squinted his eyes and bit the blond hair hanging by the ear, and asked in a hoarse voice, "What are you going to do?"

"There's something wrong." Geng Yan let go of his hand, let the struggling Overlord jump out of his arms, and forcefully broke the opponent's arms around his waist, and asked in a flat tone: "Don't you have something to do tomorrow?"

Li Shen froze for a moment, and the expression on his face gradually darkened.

Geng Yan is right, he does have something to do tomorrow.

——It was the tenth anniversary of Yang Xingxing's death.

In the blink of an eye, another decade passed.Too many things happened, upside down, hard to describe.Li Shen and Geng Yan boarded the viewing platform and looked at the Landao Prairie in the distance at sunset. They stood side by side, with a few strands of blond hair and black hair gently entwined on their shoulders, just like their ten fingers. .

At this moment, it is not easy to get, so we must cherish it.

"I said I would accompany you to see the Chang'an Peak." Li Shen said suddenly, with a bit of teasing in his voice, "But after all, which is the Chang'an Peak? The top of the Vientiane Pagoda? That place is the highest. "

Geng Yan shook his head and smiled.

"The place where you and I are standing is called Chang'an Peak."

He replied with a smile, raised his head, looked at the boundless sky, a red sun was in the distance.

………………

At dawn, Li Shen, who was wearing a dark gray thick woolen coat, got out of the car, nodded to the owner who had just opened the stall, and said, "A bowl of wontons, no green onions."

The owner of the wonton stall, whose head was already graying, frowned, and said angrily, "Wait."

——Still so blunt.

Li Shen found a table by the river bank, lifted his coat and sat down. There were all kinds of garbage floating on the green Yueer River, emitting a stench that made people want to cover their noses. Clean it up, but after cleaning it, it will definitely return to its old look in two days. His idea is just a whim.

The wonton in a white porcelain sea bowl was put on the table, and the boss wiped his hands on the apron and asked him if he had seen Feng He recently.

Li Shen shook his head and said no.

Huang Sha, who has entered the altar, will undoubtedly live for many years. Feng He is tired of squatting in the second-in-command position in the desert. He simply resigned from his position two years ago, and wandered around Fanglu with a gun, hunting monsters and digging ruins. , By the way, pick up girls, and become an out-and-out lone ranger.Occasionally, his windy deeds will be reported back to Chang'an, such as abducting a certain country's princess from the wedding ceremony and then abandoning it...

Picking up a wonton, Li Shen took a bite, frowned tiredly, he frowned, and ate a bowl of wontons one bite at a time.

He put down his chopsticks.

There is no one on the opposite side.

There is no man who always finishes eating earlier than him and asks him if he is full with a cigarette in his mouth.

He closed his eyes, his lips trembled slightly, and said in a low voice——

"Big brother."