Laughing at Chang'an
Chapter 81 Three Laughs
The soot was scattered all over the ground, and the Chang'an City Public Security Bureau's official office was completely silent. From the director to the clerk, they all looked up at the beam of light rising into the sky, and did not want to speak.
Due to the nature of their work, they are also often jokingly called "rehabilitation bureau" or "floor scrubber", or even worse, "fine dog".Every day in this damn city, there are countless fights, all kinds of man-made disaster scenes, and things like this moment, where gods fight mortals and suffer.
Now I have to copy the ticket to be soft...
The magistrates, who were worried and didn't want to work overtime, stared at the beam of light silently, watching it smash down like a pillar of jade, all of them calm like old monks sitting in meditation, without even closing their eyelids.And in their line of sight, the bursting light ball seemed to be covered by a pot lid, and it was firmly surrounded by a small area in the distance. There was no earth-shattering explosion, nor did it destroy the world. At best, the pressure cooker exploded and the lid flew off.
The smoke dissipates.
The two figures standing facing each other gradually revealed the whole picture. Li Shen held the handle of the knife, and the butcher's knife stopped quietly in front of him, while Hades opposite him rolled up his sleeves and coughed twice.
Around them, countless fine powder ash slowly fell.Taking the place where the two of them stood as the boundary, everything in between ceased to exist, leaving only the completely deserted ground.
Someone came from the sidelines.
The long golden hair is eye-catching, and the white robe embroidered with dark brocade patterns moves with the wind as he walks. There is no need to show it specially.
"Stop it, are you going to demolish Chang'an?"
He walked closer, and said to Hades and Li Shen, his eyes swept across their faces, and finally fixed on Li Shen.
Li Shen lowered his head, holding the knife.
He and Hades had gone all out for the knife just now, but at the critical moment, Geng Yan intervened and detonated the source of the stalemate between the two parties in advance. Shen returned in vain.
Of course, it might have saved Li Shen's life. After all, in the situation just now, it is still unknown who will win between him and Hades.
Hades looked a little ugly.
Dealing with Li Shen already made him feel exhausted, and if he added Geng Yan, it would be a fart.At this time, he thought of Li Tea House which was forced to retreat by Geng Yan, and he couldn't help thinking that it was a good plan. Now that the Geng Army has two altars, the city of Chang'an is really about to change.
Geng Yan looked at Li Shen, and walked towards him.
Li Shen raised his head slowly.
"Yang's method of ascending to immortality cannot be made public." Geng Yan walked in front of Li Shen and said calmly, "I have already talked with Li Tieyi, and he agreed to compensate Yang Xingxing in another way."
The words from Geng Yan's mouth made Hades squint his eyes in surprise, but Li Shen smiled when he heard the words.
"Master." He smiled and asked Geng Yan, "You want to stop me?"
He smiled and showed a row of white teeth, his dark eyes looked at Geng Yan in front of him without blinking, there were doubts in his eyes, but more of them were something unclear.
It's not anger, it's not sadness, it's natural, helpless, disappointment.
Geng Yan watched him quietly, stretched out his hand, trying to wipe off the dirt on his cheeks.
Li Shen blocked that hand.
"I don't agree."
He raised the slaughtering bull in his hand, and the broad blade lay between the two of them, pointing coldly at the center of Geng Yan's eyebrows.
Li Shen said to Geng Yan word by word——
"If you want to stop me, ask about the knife in my hand first."
………………
It was a somewhat gloomy afternoon when Li Shen first met Geng Yan.
He returned the mission in Weiyang Palace, received the reward, and happened to run into Geng Yan and his group who also came to return the mission when he went out.That day, Geng Yan was wearing a hunting suit in the Western Land style, talking and laughing in a low voice with Gong Yun who was walking beside him. Both his appearance and momentum were very eye-catching, and even Li Shen couldn't help but take a few extra glances.
At that time, he hadn't thought at all that in the next life, he would be firmly intertwined with the other party, forming such an inextricable bond.
Time flies, and it is in front of us.
He pointed his knife at him.
Li Shen ten years ago and Li Shen ten years later, Geng Yan ten years ago and Geng Yan ten years later, seem to have not changed.The ten years that passed between them were like a dream, lingering in the hearts of the two of them.
Geng Yan suddenly laughed.
"It seems that I have indulged you too much." He said, the smile on his face disappeared little by little, "Put down the knife."
Li Shen was silent and motionless.
Geng Yan raised his hand and pressed the thick back of the saber in front of him, pressing it inch by inch, but Li Shen's hand holding the saber remained in place, and the two-meter-long saber Tu Niu kept bending and deforming under the diametrically opposed forces of the two. ...
There was a crisp crack.
Beng Fei's blade brushed against Li Shen's cheek and fell backwards. A few black hairs wobbled and flew to the broken blade in his hand, rolling down along its smooth blade.
Li Shen lowered his arms.
The broken butcher's knife fell heavily to the ground.
It stopped quietly at his feet, the broken blade was slapped soundlessly by the soft dust on the ground, it was indescribably bleak.It accompanied its owner through countless fierce battles for the Geng Army, but it was finally destroyed by Geng Yan, which is really ironic.
The cold wind swept across the deserted ground, and countless dusts were flying.
Li Shen and Geng Yan met each other's eyes.
"Yang Huxing's ideal has nothing to do with you. Someone will pay the price for his death. It is enough for you to do this for him."
Geng Yan said indifferently, and stretched out his hand to Li Shen.
"come over."
………………
"North and south! Pass by! Don't miss it! Freshly baked sweet-scented osmanthus cake——"
The sweet-scented osmanthus cakes neatly stacked on the tray, Bai Huahua, looked so cute and steaming, the boss yelled at the passing guests, but unexpectedly a black shadow jumped out from the road and landed on his stall, Bai Huahua The sweet-scented osmanthus cake flew into the sky, and suddenly exploded into white powder balls.
"Murder... Robbery... Nima, help me..."
Out of breath, the adjutant got up from the ground, yelling and scurrying around in the crowd.The Blood Slaughter mercenaries chasing after him also made a big noise, and the strangest thing is that no matter how they attack, it has no effect on people, instead they accidentally hurt passers-by in various ways.
After chasing and fleeing, he soon entered the depths of Dongyangji. Where the adjutant passed, people turned their backs and horses were in chaos. He staggered and ran outside the Yuhua Pavilion, the landmark building of Dongyangji, and finally stopped. stop running.
There is a huge Yuhua stone in front of the Yuhua Pavilion.
The adjutant climbed up the Yuhua Stone with hands and feet, picked up the loudspeaker that someone had put on the stone, turned on the switch, and cleared his throat.
"Ahem...Help ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, I tried the sound effect, it's not bad."
With a loudspeaker, he shouted at the people who were looking around in surprise, and then looked at the blood slaughter mercenaries who were also surprised on the roof of the street not far away.
"Xuetu, listen up! I have Yang's Ascension to Immortal Technique! I want to steal it! Come here!"
The adjutant boldly took off his windbreaker, and saw that the lining of his clothes was densely packed with all kinds of miniature explosives.
"If I die! The entire Dongyangji will be buried with me! You hit me! Do you dare!?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--"
The adjutant looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, but unexpectedly a cage fell from the sky, covering him impartially.
The young man who came over after hearing the news waved his hand and ordered to his subordinates, "Take this idiot away."
So the big trailer with the emblem of the blood slaughter crashed into Dongyangji, hooked the cage, and dragged the adjutant inside and the Yuhua stone under his feet. He was dragged out of the Dongyang Collection while on the sidelines.
The young man Xuetu ordered the car to drive to the cage, opened the window, poked his head out, and looked at the adjutant.
"The trick of wrapping the dynamite bag has long been broken." He said to the adjutant, "Next time, remember to be a little new."
The adjutant gave him two white eyeballs back.
"If you want to kill, kill, I'm not afraid." The adjutant said righteously with a generous expression on his face, "You don't want to get Yang's Ascension to Immortal Law from me!"
"First of all, I don't want Yang's ascension to immortality at all." The young man helplessly stretched out one finger, and then stretched out a second finger, "Secondly, if you are really not afraid of death, with so many explosives on your body, you still have to deal with it." What am I talking about?"
The adjutant was speechless.
"Come on, don't make trouble." The young man pressed his hand at him, "I'll take you to see your master right away, if you have anything to say, wait until you see someone before shouting, ah."
The big trailer dragged the adjutant all the way west.
………………
In the front hall of Weiyang Palace, Luo Jianjian stood in front of the counter where the task was handed over amidst many curious and probing eyes.
What he wanted to hand back was naturally the mission from Li Shen.
The guild clerk asked him a few routine questions before confirming the payment of his reward.Generally speaking, when releasing a mission in the guild, the reward needs to be handed over to the guild for safekeeping in advance, and then the guild will distribute it to the mercenaries who confirm the completion of the mission. A corresponding security deposit is required.At that time, if the publisher refuses to pay the reward, the mercenary who has performed the task can also get the deposit as compensation.
Li Shen's deposit for this task is [-] million, Datang coins.
As long as Luo firmly denies that he received the reward, and the guild confirms that he has not lied, he can get the [-] million compensation.At the beginning, so many people squeezed their heads to take on this task, so it may not be without the effect of this huge deposit.
"Yang's Climbing Immortal Method, I have indeed obtained it."
He said to the clerk of the guild, and did not deliberately lower the volume. There was an uproar in the front hall, and pairs of eyes were fixed on his figure. No matter what, at this moment, Luo Jianjian was truly famous.
He was not happy at all.
"But it's fake."
Luo turned around firmly and looked at the people around him.
"There is no such thing as Yang's method of ascending to immortality. Li Shen is lying."
"How can there be someone in this world who can cultivate the Immortal Cultivation Method."
"Stop dreaming, all of you."
Due to the nature of their work, they are also often jokingly called "rehabilitation bureau" or "floor scrubber", or even worse, "fine dog".Every day in this damn city, there are countless fights, all kinds of man-made disaster scenes, and things like this moment, where gods fight mortals and suffer.
Now I have to copy the ticket to be soft...
The magistrates, who were worried and didn't want to work overtime, stared at the beam of light silently, watching it smash down like a pillar of jade, all of them calm like old monks sitting in meditation, without even closing their eyelids.And in their line of sight, the bursting light ball seemed to be covered by a pot lid, and it was firmly surrounded by a small area in the distance. There was no earth-shattering explosion, nor did it destroy the world. At best, the pressure cooker exploded and the lid flew off.
The smoke dissipates.
The two figures standing facing each other gradually revealed the whole picture. Li Shen held the handle of the knife, and the butcher's knife stopped quietly in front of him, while Hades opposite him rolled up his sleeves and coughed twice.
Around them, countless fine powder ash slowly fell.Taking the place where the two of them stood as the boundary, everything in between ceased to exist, leaving only the completely deserted ground.
Someone came from the sidelines.
The long golden hair is eye-catching, and the white robe embroidered with dark brocade patterns moves with the wind as he walks. There is no need to show it specially.
"Stop it, are you going to demolish Chang'an?"
He walked closer, and said to Hades and Li Shen, his eyes swept across their faces, and finally fixed on Li Shen.
Li Shen lowered his head, holding the knife.
He and Hades had gone all out for the knife just now, but at the critical moment, Geng Yan intervened and detonated the source of the stalemate between the two parties in advance. Shen returned in vain.
Of course, it might have saved Li Shen's life. After all, in the situation just now, it is still unknown who will win between him and Hades.
Hades looked a little ugly.
Dealing with Li Shen already made him feel exhausted, and if he added Geng Yan, it would be a fart.At this time, he thought of Li Tea House which was forced to retreat by Geng Yan, and he couldn't help thinking that it was a good plan. Now that the Geng Army has two altars, the city of Chang'an is really about to change.
Geng Yan looked at Li Shen, and walked towards him.
Li Shen raised his head slowly.
"Yang's method of ascending to immortality cannot be made public." Geng Yan walked in front of Li Shen and said calmly, "I have already talked with Li Tieyi, and he agreed to compensate Yang Xingxing in another way."
The words from Geng Yan's mouth made Hades squint his eyes in surprise, but Li Shen smiled when he heard the words.
"Master." He smiled and asked Geng Yan, "You want to stop me?"
He smiled and showed a row of white teeth, his dark eyes looked at Geng Yan in front of him without blinking, there were doubts in his eyes, but more of them were something unclear.
It's not anger, it's not sadness, it's natural, helpless, disappointment.
Geng Yan watched him quietly, stretched out his hand, trying to wipe off the dirt on his cheeks.
Li Shen blocked that hand.
"I don't agree."
He raised the slaughtering bull in his hand, and the broad blade lay between the two of them, pointing coldly at the center of Geng Yan's eyebrows.
Li Shen said to Geng Yan word by word——
"If you want to stop me, ask about the knife in my hand first."
………………
It was a somewhat gloomy afternoon when Li Shen first met Geng Yan.
He returned the mission in Weiyang Palace, received the reward, and happened to run into Geng Yan and his group who also came to return the mission when he went out.That day, Geng Yan was wearing a hunting suit in the Western Land style, talking and laughing in a low voice with Gong Yun who was walking beside him. Both his appearance and momentum were very eye-catching, and even Li Shen couldn't help but take a few extra glances.
At that time, he hadn't thought at all that in the next life, he would be firmly intertwined with the other party, forming such an inextricable bond.
Time flies, and it is in front of us.
He pointed his knife at him.
Li Shen ten years ago and Li Shen ten years later, Geng Yan ten years ago and Geng Yan ten years later, seem to have not changed.The ten years that passed between them were like a dream, lingering in the hearts of the two of them.
Geng Yan suddenly laughed.
"It seems that I have indulged you too much." He said, the smile on his face disappeared little by little, "Put down the knife."
Li Shen was silent and motionless.
Geng Yan raised his hand and pressed the thick back of the saber in front of him, pressing it inch by inch, but Li Shen's hand holding the saber remained in place, and the two-meter-long saber Tu Niu kept bending and deforming under the diametrically opposed forces of the two. ...
There was a crisp crack.
Beng Fei's blade brushed against Li Shen's cheek and fell backwards. A few black hairs wobbled and flew to the broken blade in his hand, rolling down along its smooth blade.
Li Shen lowered his arms.
The broken butcher's knife fell heavily to the ground.
It stopped quietly at his feet, the broken blade was slapped soundlessly by the soft dust on the ground, it was indescribably bleak.It accompanied its owner through countless fierce battles for the Geng Army, but it was finally destroyed by Geng Yan, which is really ironic.
The cold wind swept across the deserted ground, and countless dusts were flying.
Li Shen and Geng Yan met each other's eyes.
"Yang Huxing's ideal has nothing to do with you. Someone will pay the price for his death. It is enough for you to do this for him."
Geng Yan said indifferently, and stretched out his hand to Li Shen.
"come over."
………………
"North and south! Pass by! Don't miss it! Freshly baked sweet-scented osmanthus cake——"
The sweet-scented osmanthus cakes neatly stacked on the tray, Bai Huahua, looked so cute and steaming, the boss yelled at the passing guests, but unexpectedly a black shadow jumped out from the road and landed on his stall, Bai Huahua The sweet-scented osmanthus cake flew into the sky, and suddenly exploded into white powder balls.
"Murder... Robbery... Nima, help me..."
Out of breath, the adjutant got up from the ground, yelling and scurrying around in the crowd.The Blood Slaughter mercenaries chasing after him also made a big noise, and the strangest thing is that no matter how they attack, it has no effect on people, instead they accidentally hurt passers-by in various ways.
After chasing and fleeing, he soon entered the depths of Dongyangji. Where the adjutant passed, people turned their backs and horses were in chaos. He staggered and ran outside the Yuhua Pavilion, the landmark building of Dongyangji, and finally stopped. stop running.
There is a huge Yuhua stone in front of the Yuhua Pavilion.
The adjutant climbed up the Yuhua Stone with hands and feet, picked up the loudspeaker that someone had put on the stone, turned on the switch, and cleared his throat.
"Ahem...Help ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, I tried the sound effect, it's not bad."
With a loudspeaker, he shouted at the people who were looking around in surprise, and then looked at the blood slaughter mercenaries who were also surprised on the roof of the street not far away.
"Xuetu, listen up! I have Yang's Ascension to Immortal Technique! I want to steal it! Come here!"
The adjutant boldly took off his windbreaker, and saw that the lining of his clothes was densely packed with all kinds of miniature explosives.
"If I die! The entire Dongyangji will be buried with me! You hit me! Do you dare!?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--"
The adjutant looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, but unexpectedly a cage fell from the sky, covering him impartially.
The young man who came over after hearing the news waved his hand and ordered to his subordinates, "Take this idiot away."
So the big trailer with the emblem of the blood slaughter crashed into Dongyangji, hooked the cage, and dragged the adjutant inside and the Yuhua stone under his feet. He was dragged out of the Dongyang Collection while on the sidelines.
The young man Xuetu ordered the car to drive to the cage, opened the window, poked his head out, and looked at the adjutant.
"The trick of wrapping the dynamite bag has long been broken." He said to the adjutant, "Next time, remember to be a little new."
The adjutant gave him two white eyeballs back.
"If you want to kill, kill, I'm not afraid." The adjutant said righteously with a generous expression on his face, "You don't want to get Yang's Ascension to Immortal Law from me!"
"First of all, I don't want Yang's ascension to immortality at all." The young man helplessly stretched out one finger, and then stretched out a second finger, "Secondly, if you are really not afraid of death, with so many explosives on your body, you still have to deal with it." What am I talking about?"
The adjutant was speechless.
"Come on, don't make trouble." The young man pressed his hand at him, "I'll take you to see your master right away, if you have anything to say, wait until you see someone before shouting, ah."
The big trailer dragged the adjutant all the way west.
………………
In the front hall of Weiyang Palace, Luo Jianjian stood in front of the counter where the task was handed over amidst many curious and probing eyes.
What he wanted to hand back was naturally the mission from Li Shen.
The guild clerk asked him a few routine questions before confirming the payment of his reward.Generally speaking, when releasing a mission in the guild, the reward needs to be handed over to the guild for safekeeping in advance, and then the guild will distribute it to the mercenaries who confirm the completion of the mission. A corresponding security deposit is required.At that time, if the publisher refuses to pay the reward, the mercenary who has performed the task can also get the deposit as compensation.
Li Shen's deposit for this task is [-] million, Datang coins.
As long as Luo firmly denies that he received the reward, and the guild confirms that he has not lied, he can get the [-] million compensation.At the beginning, so many people squeezed their heads to take on this task, so it may not be without the effect of this huge deposit.
"Yang's Climbing Immortal Method, I have indeed obtained it."
He said to the clerk of the guild, and did not deliberately lower the volume. There was an uproar in the front hall, and pairs of eyes were fixed on his figure. No matter what, at this moment, Luo Jianjian was truly famous.
He was not happy at all.
"But it's fake."
Luo turned around firmly and looked at the people around him.
"There is no such thing as Yang's method of ascending to immortality. Li Shen is lying."
"How can there be someone in this world who can cultivate the Immortal Cultivation Method."
"Stop dreaming, all of you."
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