Laughing at Chang'an

"No... Li Shen, have you played enough!?"

Unbearable, Geng Yan slammed a pillow on Li Shen's face, and the milky white pillow fluff flew, and time suddenly stopped for a second.

Li Shen sat on the ground with a face full of bewilderment, looking at the scene in front of him that can be called the Shura field - the silver-haired Haitang and the blood-haired Yang Baobao each clasped one shoulder of him, staring at each other, and there was a faint flash of light in their exchanged eyes flashing.

what's going on?

Li Shen lowered his head and looked at himself. He put on these single pants on his lower body. At least he didn't openly walk the bird. Although his upper body was naked, there were no marks that shouldn't be there. Only his right cheek was burning hot... Both shoulders were also scratched It hurts.

So what the hell is going on here?dreaming?Or was he fooled by Geng Yan's pillow?

"That..." Li Shen raised his head and spoke hesitantly, but just as he said two words, he was glared at by two women at the same time, and angrily reprimanded in unison——

"you shut up!"

That's all for Haitang, why is the baby so fierce?Li Shen silently looked at the two people who were both familiar and unfamiliar in front of him. Although it was impossible to admit his mistake, they were obviously different from what he remembered.Li Shen couldn't figure out whether he was dreaming or what, he was a little melancholy, he lowered his head and stared at the palm of his right hand, he was obviously doing something pleasant with Geng Yan, and he managed to coax the other party to play new tricks with him, It's too much to change the scene suddenly...

"Just because I save face in front of outsiders doesn't mean that I will allow you to enter this house openly." Yang Baobao, who looked like a young woman, raised her chin proudly, and said to Haitang displeasedly, "Whether you are What method did you use to seduce Ah Shen, but from now on, don't let me see you in this house again."

"I don't think it's your turn to say such things." Haitang said calmly, "If he only has you in his heart, why would I stand here? The louder your voice, the more guilty you are."

This scene was so embarrassing, Li Shen unconsciously buried his head lower. Although the cause and effect were completely unclear, he sincerely felt that what stood in front of him was not a human being, but two volcanoes... It was so scary, I really wanted to go Die die.

He tried his best to shrink his sense of existence, trying to become an object no different from furniture. His instincts kept warning him of danger. Li Shen swore to God that he had never had the idea of ​​being equal to others. God knows why. I have such strange dreams.

But since it's a dream... Li Shen pressed his hands on his shoulders, raised his head resolutely and said, "Stop arguing!"

"If you give me a slap in the face, this matter will be settled... will it be done?"

"Master." Haitang smiled slightly, facing Baobao Yang's murderous eyes, reached out and touched his right cheek, "Does it hurt?"

Li Shen's heart softened, he nodded obediently and said, "A little bit."

"If we hadn't been fooled by anger, how could we have the heart to beat you." Haitang's voice was flat, Shi Shiran withdrew his hand, "There is nothing for you here, you should go out first, eh?"

Li Shen looked at Haitang stupidly for a while, then turned to look at Baby Yang, but saw that her eyes were red, and she said with a choked voice, "Ah Shen, I didn't mean it...you, um, you go out."

The slap on her emotional face was slapped by her. Li Shen couldn't see Baby Yang crying the most, so he stood up on the ground, hooked her eye circles with his fingers, and whispered: "Don't cry, baby, I have thick skin. It doesn't hurt."

He said it was painful just now and now it doesn’t hurt anymore. Li Shen also admired his ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense. Baby Yang was amused by him, and laughed. Li Shen wanted to say something more, but Haitang patted him lightly on the shoulder , The hairs on the back of the back suddenly stood on end, and rolled in a dingy manner.

After getting out of the room, he heaved a sigh of relief. It was too scary, and he was not at all prepared. Thinking of this, Li Shen looked up, um, where is he beeping?

dream?Have a ghost dream.

Having experienced too many weird things, Li Shen is now quite receptive to such inexplicable situations.He stopped a servant to set some words, asked the other person to lead the way to the study, closed the door and turned the study upside down, and finally he basically understood his current situation.

First of all, he is still Li Shen.The face in the mirror was all too familiar, it was him.The cultivation level of this body makes him a little uncertain, the source veins in the body are very strange, the source energy and the different energy coexist in harmony and friendship, it is very strange.Putting this point aside, Li Shen touched the little golden dot between his eyebrows, and it took him a long time to be sure that it was growing on it.

Secondly, the latest date in the newspaper is the year [-] of the Tang Dynasty, that is to say, he went to six years in the blink of an eye.And in this world six years later, both Haitang and Baby Yang are still alive and living with him.

There were too many strange things, Li Shen was sitting in front of the desk covering his head, when the communicator rang, he picked it up and looked at the caller ID, he was stunned.

"...Hello? Brother?"

"What's the matter? So good-looking suddenly?" Yang Martian's nostalgic voice came from the other end of the communicator, with a playful smile, "Feng He came back from the North today, and I reserved a private room in Hongxiu Building for you." He received the wind, and now he is on his way to Yanpoyuan, so hurry up and order some food... Oh yes, don’t forget to bring that bottle of Dacaomen, brother, I’ve missed it for a long time.”

He was beeping like he was still dreaming, Li Shen put down the communicator in a daze, stood up suddenly and ran outside, ran two steps and then backed up, copying the big bottle door he saw from the cabinet just now.Then he rushed back to the bedroom he left just now, Haitang and Baobao Yang were gone, he opened the closet and found a set of clothes to change into, biting the headband and tying his hair casually behind his head, he strode out with the wine in his hand.

The Hongxiu Building is in the wine inn area, which was the place where Yang Huxing and Feng He met him most often. Li Shen drove straight to Dongyangji, with an uncontrollable boiling water coming out of his head, and his eyes couldn't stop getting hot .He was also familiar with the welcome guests of the Hongxiu Building, they greeted each other and led him to the box on the third floor.Yang Huxing went to pick up Fenghe, but the two of them hadn't arrived yet. Li Shen didn't even look at the menu, and opened his mouth to report the names of a series of dishes.

Pulling the peanut plate on the table, Li Shen peeled the peanuts slowly, the excitement gradually subsided, and his mood became a little complicated.He knew that he was not dreaming, no dream could be so real, but all of this was too unreal, like a dream... The door of the box was pushed open, and Li Shen raised his head abruptly, staring blankly at the person who walked in first. Dao figure.

Although he looked a little older, he was undoubtedly the same Yang Huxing he knew.

"Is this kid stupid?" The two who came in from the door looked at each other, Feng He muttered, walked over and shook his finger in front of Li Shen's eyes, "Hey! Wake up!"

Li Shen suppressed the surging emotions in his heart, angrily knocked off his hand, and scolded his mother.Feng He sneered and pulled the chair away to sit down, took out the cigarette case and gave one to Yang Huxing and Li Shen each, he lit a cigarette for himself, leaned on the back of the chair and stretched his neck, and said with emotion: "It can be regarded as returning to the world ... Where's the food? Why hasn't it come up yet?"

Before the words were finished, there was a light knock on the door of the box, and a delicate and tender girl walked in with a plate in her hands and lowered her eyebrows, and put the dishes Li Shen ordered on the table one by one, and stood in a row With a blessing in his body, he said crisply: "Guest officer, please use it slowly."

This is also the characteristic of Hongxiulou. It is located in the wine inn area, so naturally it is impossible to only sell some wine and food.Yang Xingxing waved his hand, and the girls retreated tactfully. This meal was to welcome the wind to Fenghe. After half a year of tossing in the north and sitting in an empty boat for several days, they naturally wanted to go back to sleep after drinking.Li Shen knocked on the peanut and looked at Yang Huxing and Feng He squarely. Both of them were a little different from what he remembered, but they were still the same person, so there was no mistake.

Little did they know that the other two were also looking at him.

After a meal, Feng He drank the wine in his glass, squinted his eyes and filled it up for Li Shen and himself, and said with a smile: "I haven't seen you in half a year, have a drink with me, come."

Li Shen didn't doubt that he was there, he raised his glass to touch Feng He, and drank it down with his neck raised.This big Caomen was brought by him, and the readings were there. A few minutes after he drank a cup, a double image appeared in front of his eyes, and his mind was a little foggy. Hug, in the next second, a knife as thin as a cicada's wing was attached to Li Shen's neck.

Li Shen froze, and Feng He asked with a smile in his ear, "Who are you?"

On the other side of the table, Yang Huxing looked over with heavy eyes, his brows were raised high, and he didn't have the slightest intention to stop Feng He, his eyes were also full of questions.

"I'm Li Shen." Li Shen said truthfully.

"Don't be funny." Feng He chuckled on top of his head, but the laughter was full of sarcasm, "You can be stubborn if you want to die, so let me ask you, what did I do in the North this time?"

Li Shen scolded Gou Niang silently, who knows what he did wrong made these two people suspicious, so how should he explain it.

……and many more.

A thought suddenly came to Li Shen's mind. He looked at Yang Huxing, who was sitting across from him, whose face was getting uglier, and then looked up at Feng He, who was expressionless. Worrying, it is better to worry together.

"Actually, I suspect that I'm dreaming..."

After a lengthy narration, Li Shen basically explained his bizarre experience clearly, and as he expected, the expressions of Yang Huxing and Feng He also gradually changed from sneering at the beginning to surprise, until they looked bewildered now.Feng He touched Li Shen's forehead, and then touched his own.

"This story is so nonsense." He put away the knife that was on Li Shen's neck, and said quietly, "But what's even more nonsense is that I actually believed it."

Yang Xingxing crossed his arms and said thoughtfully: "No wonder you looked at me like that when you entered the door just now. So I'm already dead?"

"I'm also quite confused." Li Shen twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled wryly, "It really feels like I'm dreaming, or maybe you are the real one, and the memory in my head is fake..."

"Yes, this situation is too complicated." Feng He picked up the communicator and dialed a number, "Our IQ is not enough, let's find someone with a useful brain to analyze."

So half an hour later, Lin Guo with a tired face appeared at the door of the box. Facing Li Shen's a little excited eyes, he pushed his glasses and said indifferently: "I heard that you have a brain problem, um, one plus one equals Several?"

"It's equal to two." Li Shen said dumbly, "I'm not stupid."

There is no doubt about Lin Guo's IQ. After listening to Li Shen's narration, he asked a few questions, and Li Shen answered them one by one. At the end, he asked Li Shen in an extremely flat tone: "Who is Geng Yan?"

Li Shen was stunned.

"Actually, you have also realized that in the story you told, you have been deliberately avoiding mentioning Geng Yan." Lin Guo did not wait for his answer, but said to himself, "I assume that the story you told If it is true, then since the appearance of Geng Yan, everything has diverged, isn’t it?”

That's right, Li Shen already knows that this is a 'world without Geng Yan'.

………………

Arrived in Chang'an at the age of 17, married Yang Baobao at the age of 25, ruled the Eastern Wasteland at the age of 27, wiped out the northern land at the age of 29, conquered the entire South China Sea, sent troops to the West, and fought against the Guangming Empire for 16 years, and finally captured the imperial capital of Guangming last year City, forcing Emperor Guangming to commit suicide by drinking poisonous wine... Li Shen spent half a day reading the materials sent by Lin Guo, and in the dead of night in the study, holding a photo in a daze.

The emperor of the Holy Light Empire, Marcus Shun, in this world, there is no Geng Yan, only the emperor Marcus Shun.

According to the data, his life was smooth sailing, his luck was endless, he accomplished the great feat of dominating Fang Lu before he was 50 years old, married Yang Baobao and flirted with Haitang, had brothers and friends all over the world, and even Yun Xiangkong became him Yang Huxing was not dead, Lin Guo was not dead, and Li Tieyi was still alive and well... Everyone was happy.

"Shen, aren't you still sleeping?" Baby Yang in pajamas opened the door and entered the study, walked to Li Shen's side, climbed onto his lap very naturally, and curled up into his arms.Li Shen touched the top of her head, closed the documents on the desktop, and let out a tired breath.

Put both hands on the temples on both sides of his head, and press gently: "Tired?"

"Ah."

His mind was messed up, and so was his mood. If this was a joke played by fate, he really didn't know whether to laugh or cry.Li Shen admits that he has never really forgiven Geng Yan, and he will never forgive... But he has never looked forward to, looking forward to a world like this, where the other party does not exist.

Although this is also very good, Li Shen raised his hand and hugged Baby Yang in his arms. It wasn't the blood queen Liselint, she was here alive, in his arms.

Early the next morning, Li Shen boarded the airship bound for the West Land, Feijia City's latest falcon-shaped airship, and arrived at the former Imperial Capital of the West Land from Chang'an in less than a day.

He found Geng Yan's grave.

The original imperial mausoleum had been demolished, and Geng Yan's ashes were buried in a cemetery outside the city. In order to prevent commotion, only the first name was engraved on the tombstone, not the last name.Li Shen squatted in front of the tombstone, looking blankly at the unfamiliar name on it, he didn't even know why he came here, and he wanted to confirm something.

Li Shen grabbed a stone and slapped it on the head. The stone was broken, but his head was fine.

—he wants to go back.

He liked the world, from the bottom of his heart, more than anyone else.As long as he looks at those living people, he has the urge to cry and unspeakable joy.

——But he still wants to go back, back to that not-so-good world.

——Back to that world where Geng Yan exists.

When Li Shen grabbed another stone and slapped it on the head, two hands clasped his arms, one left and one right, and dragged him away from the tombstone.Yang Huxing and Feng He looked at each other. They secretly followed Li Shen here according to Lin Guo's order, but they didn't expect to see Li Shen kneeling in front of Emperor Guangming's tomb and self-harming himself.

Feng He knelt down and patted Li Shen's face: "Are you really crazy? Come on, show me a smile."

Li Shen gave him a smile that was uglier than crying.

On top of his head, Yang Xingxing sighed, grabbed Li Shen by the collar, lifted him upside down on his back, and walked forward.Feng He stood up on his knees, took off his coat, and raised his hands to cover Li Shen's face that was uglier than crying.

Such a worry-free younger brother at the booth deserved their misfortune.

After leaving the cemetery, Yang Huxing got a jeep, threw Li Shen into the passenger seat, and went straight to the hotel in the city.Feng He leaned against the counter and laughed with the female manager for a while, and when he came back, he had a bunch of pink cards in his hand. Yang Huxing ordered a table of dishes, and Feng He and Feng He sandwiched Li Shen in the middle. A pig's trotter was stuffed into Li Shen's mouth.

Li Shen chewed silently with puffed cheeks, instinctively aware that the rhythm was not good... Sure enough, the next stop after eating was soup.

A row of cool and cool beauties stood on the edge of the bathing pool and greeted the three brothers. The scenery in front of their chests was beautiful. Li Shen turned his head to look at Yang Huxing, but saw the old rascal staring at the row of magnificent waves. He murmured softly: "Well, I'm a family man..."

Putting an arm around Li Shen's shoulder, Feng He squinted his eyes and leaned over, with a half-smile and said: "I can't compare with you, my brothers are still bachelors..."

Li Shen shut up obediently with incomparable sense of humor.

The next stop after the soup is the bar.

Yang Xingxing drank white, Feng He drank red, and Li Shen took a glass of juice and sipped slowly.He had a hunch that if he got drunk today, his fate would be terrible... But why does this juice taste weird?

Half an hour later, Li Shen, who had his coat stripped off, asked Feng He to carry him into the dance floor. He stood there stupidly, looking at everyone with heavy shadows. He didn't know who was the first to reach out. He staggered and tried to avoid it, but his feet He slipped and bumped into the person behind him. The latter wanted to scold someone, but when he saw Li Shen's face clearly, the look in his eyes changed instantly...

Two unscrupulous guys on the sidelines were having a game of gambling, Feng He pulled out a wad of banknotes, and said seriously: "I bet he can't keep his pants."

Yang Xingxing took a sip from the mouth of the bottle, took out his wallet from his pocket and put it into the wad of banknotes, and said calmly, "I'll bet on my underwear."

However, none of them succeeded. Seeing that Li Shen's shirt had been killed and his belt had been undone, suddenly a short figure bumped over from the side without thinking, knocking Li Shen to the ground.The crowd on the dance floor was separated, and a few burly men who looked like bad guys walked up to Li Shen, and stretched out their hands to grab the thin figure lying on his lap.

"Save...save me, please..."

Li Shen tilted his head and looked at the girl lying on his lap, and suddenly grinned.

In the next second, one, two, three, four... went to the sky.

There were four large human-shaped holes on the ceiling of the bar. Facing the girl's shocked gaze, Li Shen covered his head and stood up shaking. No one dared to reach out to touch him this time, like an awakened beast , Li Shen stood back slightly, scanning the surrounding crowd one by one.

A coat flew over the crowd to the top of Li Shen's head, and fell lightly. The moment his vision was blocked, Li Shen smashed backward like a cannonball out of the wall of the bar.The neon lights flickered dimly. In his original position, Feng He put his hands in his trouser pockets, slowly put down his kicked right leg, and walked out through the hole Li Shen smashed under the eyes of everyone in astonishment.

The owner of the bar held the communicator to call the Public Security Bureau, and patted him on the shoulder with one hand. Yang Huxing put the rolled bills into his hand and smiled honestly.

On the street, Li Shen hit Feng He's nose with his fist.

"Fuck! Haven't you learned how to beat people without slapping your face!?" Feng He yelled angrily, put his hands on the ground, and kicked Li Shen's crotch.The next second, he was thrown out by Yang Huxing with his trouser legs, and fell into the crowd of passersby who were watching the show. Li Shen blinked, and before he had time to say thanks, Yang Huxing flinched and punched out.

He went to heaven.

"Yang Martian! I beep you beep beep!"

………………

The three brothers fought in the street and then fled openly under the pursuit of the officials of the Public Security Bureau, and finally rolled down together by the side of an unknown river outside the city.

Three heads were gathered together, with a cigarette in one mouth, silently staring at the night sky above.

"I'm leaving."

Li Shen suddenly said, for some reason, he is sure that as long as he closes his eyes now, he will return to that original world.

For some reason, he suddenly wanted to cry.

One arm stretched out from under his neck, wrapped around his shoulders, and then another, Yang Hsing and Feng He hugged him from left to right, turning their faces at the same time.

They are laughing.

"Let's go then."

They smiled at him.

In the distant city of Chang'an, Haitang coaxed her daughter, who was already able to put her mother to sleep, and raised her head as if feeling something, looking at the fleeting stream of light in the night sky outside the window.

Yang Baobao, who was guarding the empty boudoir alone, raised his head with his hands resting on his cheeks.

Lin Guo took off his glasses, walked to the window with a milk cup in his hand, and opened the thick curtains with his hand.

At the same moment, many people on this square land felt as if something had been flicked lightly and bounced back to its original position.

Li Shen opened his eyes.

——I saw Geng Yan.

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PS: Cough, I decided to stop here and stop writing.By the way, Geng Yan's chapter is on Weibo [Aliu without a problem], proper dark cooking, enter with caution! !Very depressing after reading it! !I was serious! ! !And, bow and exit.