The Cat's Inheritance

Meow is so pitiful.

This was the only thought that Ah Li had after listening to the system's explanation of "Bachelor".

Singles' Day is coming soon, Ling Ting told Ali that Singles' Day is one of the most important festivals for human beings.

This is Ali's first Singles' Day after becoming a human and being with Miwu.According to the cat system, a bachelor generally refers to a male human being, and refers to a male human being who has reached the age when he can court a mate but has no wife.Human beings set up Singles' Day, ostensibly for celebration.But in fact, bachelor is not a commendatory term.

What are commendatory words?

Complimentary words are good words, such as good-looking, beautiful, and handsome are all commendatory words.In contrast, the semantics of non-commensurable words may be ridiculed and disrespected.

Ali nodded.

What he didn't understand was that the meaning and usage of the word "bachelor" has changed a lot in the actual use of modern human language.It is probably because the system update cannot be done in a timely manner. Sometimes, the human knowledge that Ali learned through the system is not comprehensive.But for an ex-kitty, it's more than enough.

From this point of view, Miwu has grown up, and he doesn't have a wife, so he is also a bachelor.

Hey, human beings are really hateful, and they even set up a special festival to laugh at and bully bachelors like Miwu.

Ari suddenly felt resentful.

Singles' Day is the same as usual.Early in the morning, Shan Yang prepared breakfast and went out.The Spartan Restaurant and Club still have things to deal with, so Shan Yang told Ah Li to eat by herself.Judging by his expression, he only regarded today as an ordinary day, and there seemed to be no special arrangements.

After going out hard, Ali thought for a long time by herself, resting her cheeks.

Otherwise, I'll give Miwu a holiday.

So, what is a holiday?

Ah Li seriously recalled the festival that Miwu gave him before, and he only remembered that there were delicious food and gifts.Sometimes, they will set off to go to other places, or look at the moon, or look at the sea.

Ali thought for a long time, thinking that she was hungry, went to the kitchen to find some snacks, and after stuffing herself half full, she finally came up with a perfect plan.

Ah Li's mobile phone was newly bought for him by Qin Gong. It is a smart phone with complete functions.Hardworking taught him how to use mobile phones to shop online.Ah Li’s Alipay account was set up with hard work, and he also taught Ah Li to set the payment method as intimate payment ①.Ah Li doesn't know what intimate payment is. He only knows that he can buy a lot of things out of thin air like Uncle Wang with this wonderful little software.It's miraculous that those things will fly home one day with a chug-chug three-wheeled motorcycle.

Like no money.

But Ah Li can make money on her own now, and occasionally buys things without any psychological burden.Although he didn't earn much, he didn't spend much either.In this way, I can save a lot of money every month, and the more I save, the more I will soon become a small treasury.Hard work will regularly help him organize the treasury, and sometimes add another sum to it.

Ling Ting told Ali before that the best gift is money, and it is better to ask for a huge sum of money.This suggestion is very good. With money, Miwu can buy delicious food by himself. Money is the best thing.Therefore, Ah Li plans to give Xin Qin a red envelope, just like the one he received during the Chinese New Year.

Ali has not learned how to withdraw cash from the ATM, but he knows how to withdraw money from the counter.As long as you tell the staff inside of your desire for money, he can get the money, which is very convenient.Human beings are really powerful, and they can trust money to others for safekeeping.Although she is still learning, Ali has gradually been able to use the human perspective to look at problems freely.Money is a very important item for human beings. Without money, this human being cannot survive in the human world.To be able to deliver something so important is just incredible.

It's as if a hungry cat has only one small fish, and he wants to save it for tomorrow.Then would he choose to hand over the dried fish to another cat for safekeeping?

impossible!

Therefore, human beings are very magical, and they almost possess an incredible power.This force has become an invisible constraint, allowing them to subtly maintain the social relationship between each other in peace.And it is this kind of power that makes most human beings try to be ordinary good people as much as possible. Although not all of them are like this, it is enough to make this human world a decent place to live. .

Ever since Ah Li became a human being, this cognitive discovery has always amazed him.

Being a human can be fun sometimes.

Ali went to a small business outlet near her home.Although it was the weekend, there was surprisingly no one there, and soon it was Ah Li's turn.

Ali handed over her bank card and ID card to the teller, looked around, nervously moved to the microphone, lowered her voice, and said mysteriously: "I'll tell you the password, don't tell others."

The teller was a young girl. Hearing this, she couldn't laugh or cry. She wanted to make some excuses, but when she looked up, she saw that the other person was a handsome young man who looked serious.She laughed suddenly, and said nothing for a while, but nodded cooperatively.

Ali is very satisfied.

The teller asked him how much to withdraw.Ali stared at the ten fingers, and reported the largest number within his current knowledge.

Not long after, Ali left the bank with a wad of money hidden in her arms, a full 1 yuan.He stared vigilantly at the pedestrians around him, lowered his head, and rushed back home quickly.

1 yuan is relatively thick. Ali tried many times, but still failed to put all the money into the red envelope.Finally, he had no choice but to give up, and found a red T-shirt from the closet, and wrapped up the neatly piled money.

Then, Ali went online, and with the help of the system, she planned to order a bouquet of roses.He selected carefully, and placed an order with a store with the best-looking pictures.There are a total of 99 red roses, which can be delivered in the afternoon by intra-city express.

At the same time, Qin Qin's mobile phone received a reminder that Ah Li paid a sum of money with intimate payment.Although the amount is not large, it is still very unusual compared to the amount that Ah Li usually spends.This stingy cat actually knows what spending money is.However, Qin Qin was only puzzled for a while, and quickly put the matter behind him.After a while, he received another deduction reminder, which was also more than 200 yuan.

Qin Qin was suddenly a little curious about what Ah Li was thinking about at home.He inquired about his Alipay account, and found two records of Ah Li's consumption with intimate payment.Hardworking is a little confused, there are flowers and cakes, what day is it today?He glanced at the calendar and suddenly laughed.

When Ah Li came back from the cake shop, the roses had just been delivered home. There are a large bunch of 99 flowers, which looks spectacular.He sized it up with critical eyes, and felt that the real flowers were not as beautiful as those shown in the pictures.The boss is a liar!Ah Li was a little disgusted, but time was running out, so he had to give up.

Fortunately, the cake is very good.Ah Li went to the store only to be told that there was no time to make a reservation that day, so she could only buy ready-made ones in the store.Fortunately, the cakes in this store are made with care and real materials, and you can smell the sweetness of mango and cream through the box.Ali sucked in her saliva, carefully stuffed the cake into the refrigerator, and couldn't help but open the refrigerator door to take a look every 5 minutes.

After doing all this, Ali is satisfied.He spread it out on the carpet in the living room, brewed his emotions for a while, and then called Xin Qin.

"My stomach hurts." A Li said, trying to squeeze her eyebrows into a pile, pretending to be in pain.Although he knew that Miwu on the other end of the phone couldn't see his expression.

Miwu's voice sounded very calm. "Why do you suddenly have a stomachache? What did you eat for lunch?"

Ah Li blurted out and wanted to report the name of the dish, but she closed her mouth immediately after saying two words.Miwu almost changed the subject.He secretly thought it was dangerous, immediately straightened his expression, and continued to devote himself to the performance. "I don't know, it just feels so painful." In order to emphasize the expression of emotions, Ali sighed heavily.

There was a moment of silence on the phone.Miwu didn't know what he was thinking.After a while, his voice came again. "Then what do you want me to do?"

"I want you to go home and stay with me."

Miwu paused before continuing to speak, his tone was very drawn out, sounding hesitant. "But I can't leave here. I'm not a doctor either. Are you sure you'll get better if I go back to accompany you?"

Ali didn't realize that Miwu's expression was very different from usual, and she thought that he had successfully tricked Miwu's attention.He was so complacent that he couldn't help grinning.He quickly covered his mouth to make his voice sound weaker. "I think if you accompany me, I will be fine."

Miwu's laughter also came from the other end of the phone.

After a while, Hardworking really came home, faster than Ah Li expected.Hearing the movement at the door, Ah Li hurriedly hid herself.

When Xin Qin opened the door and came in, he slowed down and waited for a while at the entrance.Sure enough, Ah Li jumped out from the door, screaming strangely, and hung on him all of a sudden.

Hardworking suppressed a smile, touched the back of Ali's head, and asked, "Don't you have a stomachache? Why are you so energetic?"

"Of course I lied to you, are you stupid?" Ali said proudly.

"Oh, so you were lying to me." Qin Qin sighed cooperatively.

Ali took his hand and led him into the living room.There is a large bouquet of red roses on the coffee table, like a nameless flame.

Even though he had known Ali's intentions in advance, when he saw such a large bouquet of flowers, he was still shocked to a certain extent.He collected himself, turned his head, and asked Ali: "What is this?"

"This is a rose, don't you know it?" Ali asked curiously.

"I mean, why did you buy roses?"

"Of course it's for you." Ali waved her hand generously, "Happy Singles' Day!" After finishing speaking, he rushed over, hugged Xinqin tightly, and shook hard twice.

Hard to hold him back.

"I know you're a bachelor, but there's nothing wrong with it. Don't worry. If someone bullies you, just tell me and I'll fight for you. Don't be sad!" A Li said lightly like Xin Qin would comfort him. Gently patted Hardworking on the back.

If anyone bullies you, I will bully him.

Qin Qin couldn't help asking him: "Do you know what a bachelor is?"

"Of course I know." Ali glanced at him, probably feeling that the question was meaningless.

"Well, I know you are very smart. But how to mention it to others in the future, don't say he is a bachelor in person."

Ali nodded heavily, "I know, because bachelor is not a compliment."

Hardworking was a little surprised. "You know that too, you are really smart."

Ali raised her chin proudly.After a while, he frowned again in trouble. "Then if you don't say bachelor, how do you express this meaning?"

"You can say someone is single, or you can say he's alone now."

Ali thought for a while and nodded.

Hardworking laughed.He asked Ali: "Do you think it's a bad thing that I'm single?"

In fact, Ali can't say whether it is bad to be a bachelor, but judging from the reactions of other human beings, it is probably a bad thing.He neither shook his head nor nodded, just looked at Miwu, his eyes were big and bright.

Xin Qin reached out and rubbed his soft hair, and continued: "It's not bad to be single, it's just a way of life. Some people choose this way of life specially, and some people want to live like this temporarily. Humans want to live like this. Singles' Day is celebrated because they live a happy life and have all kinds of reasons to celebrate. Don't feel sorry for me."

Ah Li frowned, and asked uncertainly, "Are you comforting me?"

"Yes, not really." Xin Qin said, seeing that Ah Li was still puzzled, he seemed to smile even more happily, "Because, first of all, being single is not sad."

Ali stared at him intently.

"Secondly, because I'm not single."

Ali opened her mouth, looking surprised.

"I'm not single because I have you."

Eh, is that so?

Ah Li stared blankly for a moment, then suddenly came to her senses.

Yes, I am Miwu's wife cake, so Miwu is not single.Hi, I'm so stupid hahaha.

But this little misunderstanding did not bring any bad results.On the contrary, Ali also took the opportunity to eat a super delicious cake.Although the misunderstanding was resolved, Ali still gave 1 yuan in cash as a gift to Hardin according to the plan.

Holding a thick wad of money, Xin Qin felt both moved and funny.After that, I had to find an ATM to help Ali deposit the money again.Nowadays, the use of e-wallets is too wide, and I am at a loss when I receive so much cash at once.However, Qin Qin carefully accepted the gift and thanked Ali seriously.

"Why didn't you give me the gold chain this time?" Qin Qin asked curiously.

Ah Li shook her head heavily, and said seriously: "The teacher said that only one thing is precious. I have already given you a gold chain, and I can't give you another one, otherwise you will not know which one to choose as your family heirloom."

Hard work doesn't know what wonderful things Ali's head has been dreaming up all day long.He nodded and said, "Okay, then we'll make that one a family heirloom." He just didn't know who to pass it on to.

Hearing this, Ah Li lowered her head and touched her big gold chain.It's just my family heirloom yet.

"Thank you for celebrating Singles' Day. To express my gratitude, I also have something to give you." Xin Qin said with a smile.

Ali looked up sharply.Is it so good, I will give you a holiday, and I can still receive gifts!

Ah Li thought that hard work would give him something delicious or fun, but unexpectedly, his human made two small golden rings from his pocket, put them in the palm of his hand, and handed them to him.

"what is this?"

"This is called a ring."

"Ring." Ali nodded, indicating that she had written it down.

"Does it look good?"

"It's beautiful, it's golden, and it will shine." Ali commented, and added, "It's still thick and looks expensive." It fits his aesthetics very well.

"Like it?"

"like."

"nice! You love it."

"Is it really a gift for me?"

Qin Qin nodded, and put the dazzling gold ring on the middle finger of Ali's left hand.

Ah Li is not used to wearing things on his fingers, he stretched out his fingers awkwardly, then bowed his head to admire himself, nodded in affirmation: "It looks good." He glanced at the other ring in Xin Qin's hand, a little tangled , Wearing two fingers will feel heavy. "Is the other one for me too?" he asked.

"This one is reserved for me, this one is called a couple's model."

Ali was relieved.He knows what a couple style is. He and Miwu have a couple pajamas and a couple sweater.It's great to wear couple styles, everyone will think that he and Miwu are a good match.Good match means a natural pair, just like a cat wants to catch a mouse, he is born to be with Miwu, which sounds very reasonable.

"Do you want me to put it on for you?" A Li offered.

Unexpectedly, he hesitated for a while instead of working hard.He pondered for a moment, and said: "I want you to help me put it on, but I'm not in a hurry today." After that, he put on the ring himself, which is also the middle finger of his left hand.

Ari put her left hand together with her hard work.The ring glistens mesmerizingly in the soft light, like a silent narrative.

They have a pair of couple rings.

After a while, Ah Li realized the meaning of the ring to human beings.

After learning this new knowledge, Ali quickly threw herself on the back of Qin Qin, shaking happily.

Well, he thought with satisfaction, I really am Miwu's wife cake.In this way, Miwu will never have to spend Singles' Day again.