The Cat's Inheritance

When the hard-working Weibo fans rose to 200 million, he installed a cat hole in Sparta.The door at the entrance of the cave and Sparta's collar will act as a sensor, and the door will only loosen when Sparta squeezes in, so as to prevent other unknown animals from running into the house and fighting with Sparta.

Sparta didn't know how to use it at first, so he poked the cat's head back and forth at the opening of the hole, making a lot of noise and being confused.Fortunately, he is quite smart, and after a few tries, he quickly found the knack.I happily go in and out of my own hole every day, follow a unified schedule, like a human being who needs to commute to work.

I'm going out!I will work hard today too!

When the number of hard-working Weibo fans reached 300 million, he bought a special camera for cats through overseas shopping. It is easy to operate, has strong battery life, and is light in weight. It can be hung on Spartan's collar.In this way, when Sparta goes out with a camera, he can take pictures of what he sees and hears, and it will become a precious video data of cats.

It's a pity that when the cat camera first arrived, it could not be used normally due to an unknown failure.Hard work disassembled it by himself, repaired a few small parts, and fiddled with it all afternoon, finally it was repaired.Sparta didn't like this strange black box at first.Qin Qin encouraged him to take the video camera for a while at home, then import the imaged video files into the computer and play them to Sparta.The smart Sparta grasped the essence of the camera at once, leaned towards the screen with great interest, and flicked his fur tail while watching the video he shot, seeming to like the functions of this strange thing.

Since then, every time Sparta goes out to play, he asks Xinqin to strap on a cat camera for himself.To this end, Xin Qin also bought a new laptop and several large-capacity mobile hard drives, which are specially used to edit and store his masterpieces for Sparta.Work hard to help Sparta classify all the videos and mark the time and place.

These large and small video files are like Sparta's own secret database.In the video, you can see Spartan's fluffy chin and hear him chatting with other cats.Although for humans, the meaning of these conversations is unclear, but for cats, they are probably conducting a secret experimental research that will shock humans.

Although the cat camera has many advantages and a lot of fun, it also has disadvantages.The most obvious point is that the volume is too large.Ever since going out with a camera around your neck, going in and out of the exclusive hole has become less comfortable.Sometimes, if Sparta didn't pay attention, he would get stuck in the entrance of the cave. After struggling for a long time, he couldn't get out, so he had to beg for help.

In order to avoid such embarrassing incidents from happening again and again, Hardworking tried every means to install a doorbell to Sparta's exclusive cave.It took him a little time and a small bag of treats to teach the Spartans how to use the doorbell.Whenever he returned home contentedly and didn't want to work hard to squeeze the hole, Sparta would use his paw to ring the doorbell to remind Qin Qin that he was back.The doorbell connects all the rooms in the house. After hearing it, Qinqin will go downstairs to open the door for Sparta.

I'm back!

Sparta always said this when he entered the door, and then sat upright on the doormat, waiting for his miu to wipe his paws with a wet tissue.At this time, Miwu will lean over, pat his head gently, and say to him, you are back.

Miwu placed a small chair at the door, he would sit on the chair, first help Sparta take off the video camera hanging around his neck, then put the whole cat Sparta upside down, hold it in his arms, and start Brush his fur and paws.Sparta cooperated with Miwu's movements and cleaned himself up again.

Sparta hugged his black box tightly with four paws. This is his treasure here. Since he had this black box, the number of cats he can interview every day suddenly increased, and some things he didn’t remember clearly No need to go back the next day to ask again, just call up the video data and supplement the data, which greatly improves the efficiency and accuracy.Miwu is so smart!In order to better review his own materials, Sparta also re-discovered the teacher of the home appliance class to learn how to use a laptop.This is simpler than he imagined, and Sparta quickly mastered the tricks.

While tidying up Maomao, Sparta will share what he saw and heard today with Miwu.

Miu, you know what?Xiao Hua, who lives next to "Chi Duoduo", gave birth to another cub. There are eight cubs in total.Da Mao really couldn't come up with a name, so he named the cub...Puff puff...You must not think of it, called Da Mao, Er Mao, San Mao...It's funny, isn't it?But Xiaohua said that she doesn't want to have another baby. The time of year is so short, she is either giving birth or going to have a baby. She finds it very boring and can't even go to class.I taught her to act like a baby with humans wearing mochi, so that she would have a chance to be sterilized.

"Come on, turn it over." Qin Qin helped Sparta turn over and combed the fur on his back. "Are you happy today? I don't know what you're talking about, you little chatterbox."

Happy!By the way, do you still remember the story-telling mop I told you before?He and his humans recently moved, and the humans who used to feed him beef live next door.What a coincidence, isn't it amazing?In this way, Mobu has two more humans.But everyone said he was immoral, he went around like crazy.Wow, I actually know how to use the idiom "Chao San Du Si Si", it's amazing!Give yourself a paw lick.

That's right, the little fat guy in the scallion stew—the big fat guy, is about to graduate from high school!His dog has learned very well, and I heard that his dog is no longer afraid.Now, all the dogs in their community know the onion buns.He also often persuades fights, chases dogs in the small garden, and becomes a mediator of the dog world, which is still a bit powerful.

Miwu cleaned up for Sparta, and Sparta became a clean and tidy big raccoon again.With his video camera in his mouth, he rubbed affectionately on the trouser legs of humans.Meow, I haven't seen you for an hour, I miss you so much.

Qin Qin picked up Li Huamao, kissed him, and then took him upstairs to help him export the video from the camera and organize it into a document.Sparta sat obediently aside, staring at his work with relish, rubbing his head against the back of his hardworking hands from time to time, and meowing a few words, possibly commenting on his work.

When the number of hardworking fans reached 400 million, hardworking bought two stores on a street with the best scenery and the most promising prospects in Maochun, and lived a life as a renter.After having spare money, Harding bought another second-hand car.Whenever the weather is good, he drives Sparta out to play.

When he took Sparta home on the first day, he had promised him that he would take him to different places to see the best scenery and eat the best food.His cihuamao may not remember it, but Qin Qin will always remember it.

Of course, not everything is smooth sailing.Ever since Hardworking started making money, black fans have never stopped.He originally behaved as he wanted, and he was always picked on.The most criticized point is probably that Hardworking almost never forwards adoption and rescue Weibo, and rarely interacts with other cute pet bloggers.If it wasn't for him raising a raccoon cat, I really wouldn't be able to tell that he is a cat lover.

——Everyone has worked so hard to help those cute stray cats. If you want to seek the power of a big v, is it difficult to forward it?Know how to use your cat to make money every day.The cat is very cute. If Sparta is picked up by you, it will be a bad luck for eight lifetimes.

——It’s endless, if you don’t like it, can you stop watching it, can you get out

——Aside from other things, if Sparta knew that you have such a cheap mouth, it would probably scratch your face and show you what blood mold is

—— Agree with the floor master.At the beginning, I paid attention to it because the cat is very cute.But the more you get to the back, the more ads there are, and I don’t like watching them at first. Alas, I’m so disappointed.

——The most irritating ones are those villains who dare not speak but dare to praise [Contempt]

——Hahahaha, is there anyone who has as good a memory as I do, remember that Sing is a game anchor? Guys, do you still remember the cat fishing studio in Heaven?

Strange to say, when there are no such yin and yang comments, the fans are happy and forget it after seeing it; but now, if there is a critic, it is extra unpleasant, and it makes a few active fans angry Inexhaustible, soon decided to share the same hatred.Probably this is the so-called abuse fan.Love, love grows because of pity.

For example, at the end of the debate, a fan couldn't stand it anymore, so he specially made a long Weibo.He revealed that he originally paid attention to Sing because he played well in the game, and Sing once helped his Shuiyou account to play the ladder.Originally, I just provided an account to play for a while, but I didn't expect that after Sing went offline, he would also sort out a game suggestion for him. Although he didn't talk much, he was very careful.He is a male fan, he is so popular with fans, and he walked with Sing and Bibing all the way, is it easy to be so moved that he wants to make love with him?

"The most important thing I have to say here. You black people say that singing is only for making money. In fact, you don't like animals at all. I didn't bother to refute such an obvious mentally retarded statement. I probably just didn't read it. Only those who have watched the video of the cat in their hearts or are blind will believe it. Sparta will not lie. If the cat who loves his master so much, if the other party is a person who does not love cats, do you think it is possible? You should Is Sparta stupid?

However, I want to say another thing.My older sister works in x city, and in her spare time, she helps stray cats.Some old fans may remember that last year Sing asked on Weibo if there were any reliable rescue organizations in X City.I asked my sister to contact sing.Later, my sister told me that Sing rescued a critically ill stray cat and was responsible for all medical expenses and initial living expenses without leaving a name. Sing didn't say anything on Weibo either.I don’t know if you still remember, Sparta was also a stray cat before, and was rescued by Sing after being injured, and then raised.But Sing himself seldom mentions these things, and I know from watching his live broadcast that he doesn't talk much at all and is very low-key.

If you think there is something wrong with a person who really wants to make money and neither cheats nor steals, I have nothing to say. [Besides, if he grows into a singer, even if he doesn't sell clothes, but only sends Alipay links, I will send him money, okay?Why are you jealous, because you can't live like a sing, don't you have Sparta, wake up, it's all because you are ugly and evil! 】

Attached are two Spartans taken by my sister. The background is the pet hospital they went to, lest you say I made up stories.By the way, the last one is the rescued raccoon cat. Now it is living a good life. It has grown up and gained weight. It is still quite majestic. It is said that it is very good at catching mice hahaha.

Finally, here is a selfish photo of me and Sing at the carnival.How much effort did I spend, risking the risk of losing all my friends, to grab the opportunity to go on stage and hug Sing God! Sing smells so good..."

——emmmmmmm the last sentence is bright

——Gary was so angry that he reported it first.

——I seem to know who the original po is. Good for Xia An, I, Long Aotian, are very embarrassed?

——hahahaha reminded me today, I seem to know

——I don't care, I'm just in the front row to suck the pie.That little raccoon cat is also cute, so lucky to meet so many good people

For all this, hard work has no part.Without knowing how to intervene, he simply put it aside and ignored it.He has a lot of things to do every day, and his beloved cat takes up most of his time and energy, and he has no spare time to distract other irrelevant people.

After being busy for a long time, Hardworking finally saved enough money to achieve a small goal in life.The hard work to achieve the small goal, the first thing to do is to donate and build a road to a remote mountain village in the name of Sparta.

On the day when the road was completed and unveiled, the public welfare microblog posted pictures and texts thanking the unnamed donors and announcing that the new road would be named Dabing Road.Although the name is very simple, this precious highway will realize the communication between the two villages for the first time, helping more children to go to school in the next village.

Hard work put the rest of the money into financial management, quit the advertising shooting and model work of the online store brand, and started to accompany Sparta wholeheartedly again.One person and one cat, like a pair of lazy sloths, thinking about how to get enough to bask in the sun more comfortably every day.

In this regard, the happiest is of course Sparta.He likes his humans to stay by his side every day, basking in the moon with him.If he can publish a book one day, he must publish a collection of poems for his own human beings. The name is: Moonlight on the Tip of the Tail.

However, this is just a thought.Sparta has recently entered the intensive preparations for the human language test CET-[-], and can no longer comfortably write poetry.With the experience of the Level [-] exam, this time Sparta decided not to cram, but to plan the exam preparation plan three months in advance, and force himself to implement it seriously.Learning this matter was probably the second most important decision he made in his cat's life, after the human who took over him.Spartans wanted and believed they could do better.

However, the difficulty of the Human Language Test CET-[-] is obviously higher than that of the CET-[-] test. The most notable feature is the addition of the oral test.

Spoken language?

Can you imagine a cat speaking human language?

It sounds like a mysterious and unknowable thing.But in fact, there are still many cats in the cat population who have leaked this secret.As long as you are a caring human being, you can find countless videos of preparing for the CET-[-] oral test of Human Language.Fortunately, most humans are not smart enough to have enough insight.In most cases, when they saw these cats talking, they just thought it was funny, and after laughing it off, they didn't think about anything else.To a certain extent, this also allows the secret pride of the cat race to continue.

And Sparta is now also facing the difficulty of preparing for the oral exam.

Unlike other test subjects, oral English is a skill that goes against the sky.It requires cats to have a strong ability to learn and imitate, to overcome their natural vocal rules, and to make a pronunciation as close to human language as possible.It is quite difficult to do this, so the requirements of the CET-[-] oral test do not require candidates to be able to speak human dialogue fluently-that is an impossible task-only requires candidates to imitate the pronunciation of more than three human phrases, On this basis, the greater the number and quality of successfully imitated phrases, the higher the score of the speaking module.

Unwilling to admit defeat, Sparta made every effort to learn the pronunciation of more human language phrases.

Therefore, one night, when Xinqin was grooming Sparta in his arms, he was shocked to find that his raccoon cat could talk.

Sparta opened his mouth slightly, announcing his performance with style.

Next, the program I bring is a poetry recitation, and the topic of the recitation is: Beef Noodles.

noodle--

Hand-Pulled Noodle--

Beef Noodles——

face to face——

tasty--

hungry--