The Cat's Inheritance

Although Miwu is as annoying as the tip of a fingernail, in order to master his human language name as soon as possible, Sparta still uses his spare time to study hard, and learn the name Miwu gave himself through the system's voice recognition.

After the system prompted "This is a kind of human food" a dozen times in a row, Sparta shook his beard in annoyance, so my name is a kind of food?Is it the same as cat food, canned food, and fresh packs?Sounds pretty casual.Sure enough, the name Sparta is more domineering.He was a little unhappy, and casually went to listen to the next audio.

"Wife, usually female, generally refers to the spouse of a male male. Spouse, a human term, refers to an object that has the right to mate. This relationship is mutual, unique and exclusive. Cake, a kind of human food."

Sparta straightened up, tilted his head, pondered for a long time, and said, "But I'm not a female."

The inquisitive Sparta threw this question to Dai Mochi.The other party replied while tickling: "It's usually female, that is to say, not all of them are female, this is not important."

I see!Sparta suddenly realized.

"But there's nothing good about being a spouse." Dai Mochi opened his mouth, and suddenly realized that he had never been anyone's spouse before, why is it not good?He couldn't tell either.So he made some rhetorical words cautiously, "The only and exclusive relationship, this tiring cat, means that you can no longer get along with other human beings."

This is exactly what I want!Sparta laughed happily.

Dai Mochi thought about it, yes, since he took over a human, why should he be nice to other humans?

"And oh, the word is mutual, so Miwu can only be as close as I am number one in the world, isn't that what I want?"

Dai Mochi was quickly persuaded.But as an old cat, he obviously has more serious and profound concerns about this topic. "After human beings limit their relationship with their spouses, they always have a hard time. Cats never make such a decision. Since our cats are smarter than humans, such a decision must be a bad decision. .”

"Why?" Sparta was puzzled.

"You think, as a single cat, you just need to feed yourself, but if you are a family cat, you need to be responsible for your family. You need to feed him, take care of He, let him live happily."

Sparta tried hard to digest the information in Dai Mochi's words, and felt a little strange, "But, my human beings also treat me like this? If I don't want to be his spouse because I feel hard, then I am a very Failed cat?"

Dai Mochi, who has no principles, was persuaded again.

The two cats discussed back and forth for a long time, and finally agreed that once a spouse relationship is established, then cats and humans need to take responsibility together.

It's a pity that these two cats with limited experience in cat life didn't realize that they missed a very important topic.However, this small problem will not cause much trouble at the moment.The only thing Sparta felt changed was his state of mind.

Meow, starting today, I am a family cat.Having a family is more complicated than taking over a human.I have a family to support and I have to take responsibility.

With this in mind, Sparta is motivated even to class.After all, his Miwu has neither fat nor thick hair, so it must be very weak.I must become a literate cat to take better care of my humans.

After two weeks of study, Sparta covered all the subjects on the schedule.So far, his favorite is human language, because of this course, he can already understand a few simple daily human language phrases such as "come here", "are you hungry", "eat", although every time the miu speaks to him It was hard for Sparda not to trot over when he said "come here".The most important thing is that through learning the human language, Sparta finally knew his own nickname: Dabing.It is said to be a human food.Although Sparta thinks that using food as a name is not very good, but because Miwu likes it very much, he can still reluctantly agree.After all, the more Miwu likes herself, the more nicknames she will give herself.As for the wife cake, it is completely the embodiment of miu love.Hey, human beings who stick to cats, shame on your face.

My second favorite is catching mice (because it's easy).After class, the teacher hardly sees Mao Ying, and everyone just plays with the video on, and just close the window after class.The Spartans don't even know which teacher taught them the subject of catching mice.But thinking about it, catching mice is a cat’s instinct after all. Except for a few cats who have lost this survival skill in a shame, most cats know how to catch mice even if they have never seen a mouse. There is no need to learn.Sparta privately believes that the purpose of this course is to let the students get a better daily performance score.

Dance class, well, I don't particularly like it.The teacher who teaches the class is a white lion cat with mandarin duck eyes named Yun Duo. It is said that she is born deaf in one ear, but she likes rhythmic sounds very much. As long as there is music, she can twist her body and jump up.But for Sparta, twisting his buttocks and turning in circles is very difficult. He will never be as elegant and cute as Teacher Yunduo. Instead, he stumbles everywhere, which is painful.dislike.But Sparta still plans to learn this belly dance and perform it for Miwu.Teacher Yunduo said that humans love cats dancing.

As for the photography course, when he gradually mastered the tricks, it also became interesting.More importantly, since Sparta took the photography class, he found that Miwu likes to take pictures and videos of himself more and more. Maybe he has gradually cultivated the star temperament and camera sense that Teacher Little Prince said.Sparta was proud of it.Dai Moshu said, the more photos Miwu takes of me, the more popular I will be on human social platforms, and I will become a more profitable cat.

Spartan also likes the course on how to use home appliances.The teacher is an eight-year-old macular cat. The lectures are very good, easy to understand, quick to learn, and very practical.After only two class hours of study, Sparta has basically mastered the use of human television.

The human television is really a magical existence, as long as this huge black box is opened, the miniature of the human world will be displayed in the box.There are flying birds, moving people, and many magical pictures.Sparta heard that there are many cats who are self-taught at home. They will turn on the TV when humans are out of the house, and learn human languages ​​​​by themselves through system translation.This is a pretty good way to learn.Sparda also wants to try, but unlike most cats, his humans are the biggest obstacle for him to learn.

Miwu doesn't go out much.Sparda likes this about him most of the time, because Miwu can play with him, tickle him, and take naps with him.But there are also times when cats are very annoying, because Miwu is too sticky to cats, and the time Sparta spends on learning is greatly reduced.In this way, compared with other motivated cats, Sparta's after-school self-study time is far from enough.

In this regard, Sparta has tried to improve this state.He tried to persuade his humans to go out and play in the outside world, and come back after he finished previewing the content of the next lesson.When Miwu puts the food bowl in front of Sparta in the morning, Sparta will tell Miwu with his tail up: you can go out and play for a while, and you can come back early.Miwu was eating at noon, and Sparta jumped onto the dining table, stepped on Miwu's arms, and muttered: I mean it, you can go out and play for a while.In the afternoon, Miwu was lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone. Sparta lay on his chest, put his head on his chin, and sighed: "It's not good for you to stay in the house all day like this. I allow you to play a little outside." A little longer, just come back before dinner.It's a pity that Miwu couldn't understand what he was talking about, and he still didn't go out all day. After dinner at night, Miwu went straight to play games.Sparta was unhappy, but he had no choice but to give up in dejection.

At first, he was still a little bit unwilling, but then he thought about it, I am a responsible cat, how can I blame him for this little problem of meow?Thinking of this, Sparta rekindled his fighting spirit.It doesn’t matter if I spend less time studying than other cats. I can make up for it by studying a little longer after I fall asleep at night. I’m a smart cat!

With such a positive attitude, Sparta's junior high school studies are progressing relatively smoothly.The only thing that gave him some headaches was drama class.The drama class is held about two to three times a week. Although it is not particularly frequent, each class has a lot of tasks.The teacher of the drama class is a brown tabby and white short, named Xiaomi Cake, who looks sweet and has a gentle voice.With the help of her human unconsciousness, Teacher Xiaomi Cake has recorded a large number of videos of daily performance scenes for classroom teaching.I have to say, from a cat's point of view, the praise is quite wonderful.

Teacher Xiaomi Cake taught the students his own performance theory and skills with great emotion. "Humans always boast that they are the only creatures that can create through imagination. But nono..." Teacher Xiaomi Cake is said to have overseas ancestry, and occasionally there will be a sentence or two that makes the cat difficult to understand, "Our cats are using themselves The imagination is also quite clever. When I say this conclusion, some of you cats may also find it strange. But if you think about it carefully, sometimes, when we are bored, we will choose a place— —Usually this place will be a human bed, and the soft and undulating quilt is our best choice—continuously bouncing, swooping, and culling. At this time, what are you thinking in your mind? Yes, we are Playing with the companions of our own imagination. In our wonderful imagination, the quilt is no longer a lifeless quilt, and the bed is not limited to this one place. We are like our ancestors, returning to the wilderness, hunting Hunt and kill, play a perfect killer.

Therefore, imagination is a gift that our cats are born with.The course of drama is to help you tap your imagination better, add fun to our boring life of eating, drinking and drinking, and at the same time, incidentally, bring joy to our human beings. "

Sparta opened his mouth wide in surprise while listening to the class.As a cat, he never knew that he could act, and even write his own scripts.The idea is truly genius.

Sparta is extremely enthusiastic about writing scripts.He often played with a cat by himself when he was a child, imagining a playmate is a very sacred and important thing for a cat without a playmate.Therefore, Sparta is still very confident in his imagination.

But writing the script is not as easy as imagined.When it was time to start thinking about it, Sparta began to struggle, what story should I tell?The teacher said that art originated from life, and I would like to talk about what happened in my cat's life, and make it more interesting through artistic processing.So, what happened to me?

Sparta sat cross-legged on the windowsill, lost in thought.The weather has quietly warmed up, and in more than half a month, new branches will begin to sprout.The birds would be back on the branches, and they would chirp for a while, eat the fruit, fight, and lay brood after brood of tasty young.Sparta licked his lips, feeling a little hungry.But now is not the time to think about hunger, I want to create!I want to burn!Sparta pondered for a moment, tsk tsk, in fact, the four-legged gecko is also delicious.

Xin Qin noticed very early on that his raccoon cat was sitting quietly on the windowsill, flicking its head and smacking its lips, wondering what it was thinking, and it had been like this for a whole morning.He was hesitating whether to call Sparta up to play some distracting games, but Sparta suddenly stood up, jumped off the ground with a thud, and rushed to the corner of the living room.Hardworking quietly observed Sparta's every move.

Sparta shouted while running, oops, I'm so stupid, isn't the most dramatic story in my cat's life the story of me and meow!Oh oh, is this what the teacher said, the feeling of being excited when inspiration floods into my heart!I am so amazing!Miu let it go let it go!I'm about to create!I am now a true performing artist!

Although the story between him and Miwu is true, it does not necessarily need to be completely realistic, otherwise it will become a retelling of the story without any artistic value.Sparta kept in mind Teacher Xiaomi's warning, and planned to put the story of himself and Miwu in winter, a false beginning!

Ah, it was a cold winter, as cold as when he was a year old.Well, I have to stay away from the warm air, it's getting hot.Sparda wandered around the living room, dragging his tail, trying to look weak.Ah, I'm so weak.I haven't eaten for a day!I am so hungry!But!winter is here!Where shall I go hunting!Sparta kicked his food bowl away.

My paws are so stiff it's hard to lift!My tail can hardly maintain my balance!Just walking a few more steps, I already have no strength.Behold, I fell down.

Sparta fell to the ground with a thump, curled up, and let out a weak meow.

At this time, if only I had a mouse!Ah, isn't that the mouse I'm thinking about!

Sparta struggled to get up and moved towards his toy mouse bit by bit.The toy mouse is at Miwu's feet.However, at this moment, Sparta has devoted himself to this performance, with no distractions, and has already forgotten where he is.

Mouse mouse!Sweet mouse!Although you are already a dead mouse!But you are still the best gift I have ever received!Thank God!

He got up, swooped, and suddenly realized that he should be very weak at this moment, and fell down heavily again, with his round and soft body, slowly crawled to the side of the toy mouse, whimpered, and bit the mouse's throat superior.

Ah, the sweet taste!bah bah.Ah, sweetness!

Sparta turned over, belly up, and locked the toy mouse tightly in his arms with his limbs, shaking his head and tail with emotion, as if he really tasted the smell of the mouse's meat.

At this time, we need a climax of the story!Teacher Xiaomi Cake's words echoed in Sparta's mind.

No, this mouse is poisonous!Sparta threw the toy mouse violently, rolled over, stuck its belly to the floor, and spread its limbs limply.

Could it be that the rat meat has gone bad?Ah, I actually ate spoiled rat meat.Oops, I am so uncomfortable, who will help me!

Sparta rolled over again, face up, put his two front paws on his eyes, and peeked at Miwu from the furry gap.Heck, there's a human here!Looks like a kind human being!Will he be willing to help me?I'm so cold, I'm so hungry, I'm so uncomfortable!

Qin Qin remained motionless, staring down at his raccoon cat.From the relaxed expression on Sparta's face, he has already judged that there is nothing uncomfortable about Sparta who made this series of actions.However, he had no idea what the other party was thinking.

Sparta rolled his body and sat up, stood up slowly, and walked to Miwu's feet.

Meow, strange human, are you willing to help a cute and helpless cat like me?He rubbed his head against Miwu's calf, his body softened, and he fell down.

Oops, I don't care, you knocked me down weak, you are responsible.From today on, you are my human being.

After witnessing the whole process of being touched, it was difficult to hold his expression.He coughed twice to hide his smile, and slowly squatted down, looking at Sparta.Sparta turned his face sideways, looked at him with wide-eyed eyes, and let out a thin cry of mi-u-mi-u.Qin Qin stretched out a finger and poked Sparta's hairy head.Sparta jumped on his finger and bit it ferociously.It doesn't hurt at all.

Xinqin posted the video of Sparta's unknown performance art on Weibo, and posted: "Does anyone know what kind of ceremony this is?"

Soon, he received replies from enthusiastic netizens.

——I don’t know, I only know that cats are crazy.

What these humans without the ability to appreciate don't know is that Sparta's cat drama has received five-paw praise from teacher Xiaomi Cake, and it is the highest score in their class's drama class assignment.