The Cat's Inheritance

"Humans don't bury themselves after peeing, so they are very curious about the way we bury our waste. If you see your human lying on your toilet, smiling and peeking, don't panic, it's just them sneaking Learn. Humans are a very inelegant species after all. Of course, if you feel very uncomfortable, you can also refuse and leave quickly. Also, if the toilet is too dirty and humans are not diligent enough, you have the right to protest, such as deliberately peeing Outside the toilet and yelling at your human to clean it up for you. This also works when you think the litter isn't comfortable enough."

"Humans can't focus their attention in one place for long. If they did, they are likely to fall into a state of dementia where they can't hear or see. As a responsible cat, you need to be careful that your humans fall into This state. The best treatment is to keep their attention on us forever. Reading? No. Homework? No. Watching TV? No. Phone? allow."

"When you spend a lot of time with humans, you will be surprised to find that they can't breathe in water, although they show a love for water, such as they have to take a bath every day. They are not like us cats, they are self-aware. Therefore, you cannot allow your human to stay alone in the bathroom for too long, and you must keep a close eye on him, otherwise he will suffocate to death."

Sparda purred while struggling to read notes from the paw prints he had left on the sofa cushion.Humans always think that the paw prints of cats are scratched randomly and have no meaning.But in fact, every cat has a specific paw print, and they can always distinguish different meanings from their paw prints, reminding them of the purpose of marking.

With the deepening of the elementary school courses, Sparta has more and more paw print notes, so much that if he does not review frequently, the new notes will soon cover the old ones, and he will never find the old ones again. traced.What was even more frightening was that Teacher Chiron announced that the midterm exam would be held in two weeks.The midterm exam is the second most important exam after the final exam.This made Sparta very distressed. He was already a two-year-old cat, and his learning ability was far inferior to that of cats under half a year old.Unfortunately, much of the theoretical knowledge he has learned cannot be operated in practice.For example, his Miwu always cleans his toilet diligently, and the cat litter is clean and comfortable, so that Sparta can't find any faults.His miu will not ignore him for a long time, even if he is addicted to games, he will find time to touch his belly.Hey, can't the belly be touched casually?However, is Miwu also afraid of water?

Sparta tucked his chin and put on a serious expression.Dai Mochi said that the key to learning is to apply what you have learned. If you can skillfully apply the knowledge taught in the classroom in practical operations, then there will be no problem in passing the final exam.

Just do it, Sparta decided to follow Miwu to the bathroom tonight.

Hardworking has already prepared Sparta's dinner, but it has been a long time since his raccoon came over.This is not like Sparta, his appetite is always good, and he never delays eating.He knocked on the food bowl and yelled a few times, but there was still no sign of the raccoon cat.He got up to look for the cat in the living room, and found Sparta squatting on the sofa, burying his face in the cushion, thinking.

"What's the matter with pancakes? Are you eating?" Qin Qin leaned over and scratched Sparta's head.

Sparda raised his head and called out to him in a low voice.Miu, it's so hard to go to school.

Qin Qin was amused by Sparta's serious and distressed appearance, and pinched his round face, "What are you thinking, let's eat." After that, he raised his hand to pick up Sparta and carried it on his shoulder.

Sparta scratched the clothes on Hardworking's back with his paws, shaking his tail sadly.

Despite his sorrow, Sparta ate his supper cleanly.Today, Miwu prepared a shrimp paste for him. The shrimp was mixed with a little sweet corn paste, which was delicious.After eating, Sparta completely forgot about his troubles, and happily looked forward to exploring the bathroom with Miwu.Meow, he hasn't been in Miwu's shower yet.

Today's Sparta is something of an anomaly.He confirmed this when he almost stepped on the cihuamao's paw again.For some reason, Sparta clings to him so much tonight.Although it usually likes to act like a baby, it has never walked close to him like it is now, no matter whether it is going to the kitchen or the living room, it never leaves, rubbing the cat hair on his trouser legs.In order not to step on its paws, Qin Qin simply carried Sparta on his shoulders.

After working hard to tidy up the kitchen and living room, and going to take a shower, Sparta still grabbed his collar, as if unwilling to leave him.Xin Qin stretched out his hand to Hulu's round head, and discussed: "Baibing, why don't you play by yourself for a while? I'll take a bath and play with you after I'm done."

Sparta licked Miwu's ears and meowed happily.Miwu, go take a shower, I want to watch you.

Cihuamao still refused to give up, hard work had no choice but to take it into the bathroom.He is used to living alone, and usually does not lock the bathroom door. Sparta was not very interested in water before, so he basically would not come in.Uncharacteristically today, after entering the bathroom, he no longer clings to himself, but sits upright in front of the toilet, gently sliding his big fur tail, with two round green eyes, tilting his head and looking at him curiously.This made Hardworking who wanted to meet his physiological needs feel a little embarrassed.Not everyone can excrete smoothly in front of the cat's innocent expression.

Wow, Miwu really doesn't bury her when she goes to the toilet.Doesn't he know how to use cat litter too?Oops, stupid meow.

Under the tremendous pressure, Xin Qin finished his work with a blank face, and began to undress to take a shower.He is not very afraid of the cold. In this weather, the temperature of the bath water is slightly cooler and he will not feel uncomfortable.But today Sparta is also in the bathroom, and Xin Qin specially turned on the Yuba because he was afraid that it would catch a cold.He pulled another towel and spread it on the tiles.Spartan sat on the towel cushion and meowed comfortably in the warm light.

Hardworking quickly took off his clothes, stepped into the shower, bent down and touched Sparta's head. "Really not going out? After a while, the steam will rise, and your fur will get wet. I left a gap for you, and you will go out and open the door yourself later."

Miwu, go take a shower, I will watch you, don't be afraid!

The shower cubicle is made of glass, and when the heat comes up, only a dark silhouette can be seen from the outside.Sparta stared nervously at Miwu's shadow for a while, and suddenly felt flustered when he heard the sound of splashing water.He stood up and turned around uneasily, meow!

Hard work was blinded by the water, and when he heard Sparta calling, he talked to it loudly. "Baibing, go out by yourself and go to the living room to play for a while."

The air became damp, and Sparta felt his hair grow heavier.He glanced at the dripping glass, raised his paw hesitantly, and stepped on the outside of the towel.Sparta made a quick investigation, squinting, staring at the partition glass door.With just one glance, he found a suitable point of strength, pressed his body down, kicked his hind legs, stepped on the pool to borrow strength, and jumped to the top of the glass door in an instant.

After working hard to wash my hair, I heard the sound, wiped my face, and looked up subconsciously, startled.His tabby cat somehow climbed up the glass door, found a comfortable position between the door frame and the towel rack, lay down on his side, and meowed at him.

The towel rack is specially designed to perfectly avoid the water flow.Sparda lay on the shelf, raised his head nervously, and flicked his tail back and forth.Although he doesn't have to worry about falling, but in an environment where the fur may get wet at any time, even a normal cat will be nervous!But he can't be afraid, Miwu is still in the water, as a qualified domestic cat, he has to shoulder the responsibility.

Miwu, you have to be careful, if you are submerged, I will save you.

Sparta stared at his humans intently, not daring to relax for a moment.

Xin Qin and Sparta looked at each other for a moment, confirming that his cat was serious about coming to supervise his bath, sighed helplessly, continued his actions, and stopped looking at it.Under the dutiful watch of the supervisor, he took a shower much faster than usual. After a while, the water stopped, and he stretched out his hand to dry himself with a towel and wrapped himself up.

Once it was confirmed that Miwu was no longer covered with water, Sparta quickly jumped onto Miwu's shoulder, stepped on his arm, and nestled into the naked human arms.

"Isn't it uncomfortable to visit other people taking a bath?" Xin Qin lowered his head, and the water was still dripping from his hair.Sparta looked up, staring at the hard hair, and stretched out his claws curiously, trying to catch the water drops that fell from him.Holding it hard, it feels a bit strange to feel the chest directly against Mao Mao. "Let's go, change your clothes with me, and wipe off your fur in a while. I don't like to take a bath, but I like to watch people take a bath. Are you a big pie who is not shy?"

Miwu, today's task has been successfully completed.

Aside from a few idiosyncrasies that seemed to be new, Sparta, on the whole, was getting smarter.It is like a smart ghost, always knows what people are thinking, and knows how to act like a baby is the most flattering, but what it is thinking, hard work, but never can guess.In order to take better care of Sparta, Qin Gong specially found a lot of books and materials about cat psychology.In order for cats to better maintain physical and mental happiness and adapt to home life, many experts recommend keeping more than two cats.In this way, even when the owner is away during the day, the cats can also keep each other company without getting bored.

Qin Gong never considered getting a second cat.For him, Sparta is like a gift from the sky, which can never be found.He is not a qualified cat slave in the eyes of others, and he has no desire to be intimate with any of the thousands of cats in the world.Except for Sparta, probably Qin Qin will never treat the second cat so carefully in his life.Cats are always different.It is irresponsible to raise another cat casually.

Since keeping a second cat as a playmate does not apply, Xin Qin has to find a way to make up for his raccoon cat in other ways.Thankfully, he's not a regular office worker, and he has enough practice to be with his raccoon cat during the day so that it doesn't feel lonely.But is human companionship enough for a cat?Diligence is not entirely sure.He worried that his decision would have a bad impact on Sparta.After all, the research on cats is far from enough, and no one can be sure what kind of companionship is healthy and beneficial for cats.

So hard work focused on: how to make Sparta make cat friends and have normal cat social activities.

For this reason, I searched hard and carefully for all the information about cats in the local area, and finally found a valuable one.In the east of the city, two streets away from their community, there is a special cat club with a lifetime membership system. The members in it are not the cat owners, but the cats themselves.

This kind of cat club is very novel, providing first-class and complete cat dollhouses, monitored around the clock, and managed by dedicated personnel to ensure the health and safety of cat members.The owner can completely entrust the cat to the club, or watch and take pictures in the glass room next to it.The club also regularly holds themed activities, suitable for playful owners to travel with cats.The activities of the club are generally limited to the daytime, and the cat hotel is open at night, which can receive the cats under the care of the owner who goes out for a short time.The cat hotel has a comfortable cattery and one-on-one butler.Although the price is high, judging from the comments, this club has filled a gap in Mao Chuncheng's cat consumer market, and the management is thoughtful, and the reputation is still very good.

The cat club is not open to all comers.All cats applying for membership must be neutered.After the first round of screening and matching, according to the performance of each cat, they will enter different groups. Now there are two groups, "No Meow Meow" and "Da Doudou", which are suitable for quiet and gentle cats and lively cats respectively. cat.They have a particularly strong personality, and evil cats who are not suitable for playing with any cat will be turned away.In this way, it is possible to ensure that different cats can play together in peace and harmony.

I worked hard to find the homepage of the Cat Club, and found that Christmas is just a few days away, and there happens to be a club-themed event: Christmas Meow Night.He decisively filled out the registration form for Sparta and submitted the application.Soon, Qin Qin received a confirmation reply, asking him to take Sparta to the Cat Club for personality matching.

Before setting off, Xin Qin combed Sparta's hair, combing its satin-like thick short hair so that it was smooth and smooth, without a single knot.Sparta is generally very obedient when combing, and will not make trouble. Sometimes when combing comfortably, he will fall asleep with his belly exposed.After tidying up its fur diligently, he hugged Sparta and kissed him, "Today's pancakes are also pretty, let's go."

Sparda doesn't know where he's going, but it's pretty fun to go out with Miu.Well, this road doesn't seem to be the way to the clinic either, I thought I could see Dai Mochi today.Forget it, it's fine if I don't see him, otherwise he'll laugh at me for being a coquettish, hmph, I'm not a coquettish.Hey, there are sparrows on the tree, oops, I'm hungry.Meow!Sparta rested his head on the transparent cover, sniffing the warm breath from humans through the air vent.He kind of wanted to meow.

Fortunately, the journey was not long, and after walking for about 10 minutes, Hardin saw the legendary cat club's signboard, a very conspicuous cat's paw.There is also a sign hanging outside: Do not enter unless humans are allowed, and dogs are not allowed to enter.Xin Qin originally thought that a club of such a large scale should be full of people, but after entering the door, he unexpectedly found that the inside was quite deserted, with almost no one in sight.Hardworking was very warmly received at the front desk.

Qin Qin took the impatient Sparta out of the cat bag, held it in his arms with one hand, and signed the form with the other.Sparta stretched out his claws to make trouble, which caused the little girl at the front desk to laugh. "Sir, your cat is really cute, looks very energetic, may go to the 'Pack the Beanie' group."

Five minutes later, Xin Qin stood at the door of the testing room with Sparta in his arms, feeling as if he was taking his child to a school entrance interview.After a while, a person in charge in a club uniform appeared.He is a tall, thin and fair young man with eyes wide open, trotting over all the way, with a smile on his face. "I'm sorry for the long wait. I'm NO.5. Please follow me later." The staff here are called by numbers, which are easy to remember, but it reminds them of the teachers in the barber shop.

Fortunately, this NO.12 was not exaggerated at all, and led Xin Gong into a small room.The room was covered with thick, soft carpet. NO.12 sat down cross-legged directly, and motioned for Qin Qin to put Sparta on the carpet.There are some cat toys scattered in the room, some can move, some can't.After observing the environment, Sparta made sure that Miwu was by his side and there was no danger around him, so he happily played by himself. NO.12 carefully observed Sparta's every move and teased it with toys from time to time to check its reaction.

Sitting on the sidelines, Xin Qin didn't dare to breathe out, for fear of affecting Sparta's performance.Unexpectedly, no matter what Sparta found, he would pick it up, and ran to Xin Qin excitedly, put the toy in his hand, rubbed his head against him, and encouraged Xin Qin to play with him, completely ignoring the enthusiastic NO .12.Xin Qin looked at NO.12 with some embarrassment, and found that the other party did not express obvious dissatisfaction or negative emotions, and did not know whether this clingy cat would gain or lose points.

The test time was not long, and soon NO.12 called a stop.He lowered his head and quickly wrote a few words in his notebook, then looked up and asked Xin Qin, "Do your cats usually fight?"

Qin Qin shook his head subconsciously, "Dabing is very good." After finishing speaking, he realized that it seemed inappropriate, and added, "Unless the other party strikes first. Sorry, there is only one cat at home, and there has never been such a conflict. "

NO.12 seemed to have unconsciously glanced at the paw print on Sparta's left eye.

Qin Qin lowered his head and touched Sparta's round head, the raccoon cat was biting the corner of his clothes.Xin Qin explained, "It used to be a stray cat."

NO.12 smiled and said: "Sparta behaved very well. She was vigilant in an unfamiliar environment but not disturbed, and she was not in a hurry to mark the territory to declare sovereignty. It is lively and active, and has a sense of intimacy with people, but Maintains a certain degree of independence from strangers and is very peaceful. If this continues, I think your cat would be a better fit for the 'no meow' group."

The result of this evaluation was unexpected.He thought that a big brother like Sparta with a scar on his face would at least be sent to fight Doudou, although he didn't know who this Doudou was. "This, is it confirmed?"

"Oh, sorry, not at all. For the sake of caution, when we meet for the first time, we will let Sparta stay with our trainee group for a while to confirm that it can really integrate into the 'No Meow' group. The trainee group is very stable They are our staff. Their personality and composition are almost the epitome of the 'No Meow' group. If Sparta can get along well with them, you can officially join the membership. This meeting is a free experience , no charge. After officially joining the membership, the membership fee will be paid on a monthly basis, and more detailed rules will be explained to you later."

Don't worry about working hard, at least from a procedural point of view, the staff of the club are quite cautious.This will not allow Sparta to adapt to a new environment in a hurry.

Sparta didn't know why Miwu hugged him, and whispered many things to him.He didn't understand either, so he yawned and stared blankly for a while. When he regained consciousness, he was already in a large glass room.Sparta turned around in a daze, and saw Miwu standing outside the glass, looking at him tenderly.Sparta felt relieved and began to look at the new environment around him.He has realized that he is not a cat, there are probably four or five other cats around.However, everyone was very quiet and seemed indifferent to the arrival of new members.

After remembering all the strange smells, Sparta confirmed that there was no threat around him, and yawned again.It's time for a nap.Miwu, come in and take a nap with me.

Qin Qin squatted down and knocked on the glass, "Baibing, go meet your new friend."

Sparta tilted his head, and slowly attached his paw to Mi Wu's paw resting on the glass.

Hardworking laughed.At this time, he saw an extremely beautiful German curly cat walking towards Sparta gracefully. It looked like an admissions officer, but there was a big rose-red flower hanging around its neck. Some wonders.He held his breath immediately, and nervously glanced at the raccoon cat who was looking at him stupidly.

Sparta heard movement behind him, but he didn't bother to look back.

"Sparta."

The cat behind him lazily called his name, and Sparta turned around in surprise, and saw that standing behind him was Mr. Chiron.This is the first time he has seen Teacher Chiron's real cat.Sparta was a little dumbfounded.

I don't know what the other students are like. For Sparta, seeing his teacher unexpectedly outside the classroom is still a bit embarrassing. The main reason is that he doesn't know how to greet the teacher.

What can I say?How do ordinary primary school students greet their teachers?

Teacher Chiron didn't seem to be in a hurry, stopped half a meter away, sat down upright, and looked at Sparta steadfastly.

Sparta hesitated for a moment, and said, "Hello, teacher, what are we going to test for this midterm exam?"