The Cat's Inheritance

The viewership of Sparta Dabing Xin's "Okay Again" live program hit a record high, and the number of Sparta Benmao's Weibo fans also quickly climbed to [-].Although, strictly speaking, this number of fans is hard work, but if Spartan Benmao can be on Weibo by himself, he should want to attribute all the credit to himself, and his humans will not have it. any comments.

One hundred thousand followers on Weibo, especially among cute pet bloggers, is actually just the threshold of a popular poor person, almost insignificant.However, when the number of fans exceeded [-], Qin Qin posted a screenshot to sincerely thank the fans: I didn’t take screenshots to celebrate when I had [-] fans, and I forgot when I reached [-].Now it has reached [-] before you know it. There is nothing to thank everyone. Please forward the two lottery Weibo for everyone. Good luck.

He worked hard to repost two Scrambled Egg lottery Weibo, and was criticized by Scrambled Egg as the most stingy and cute blogger in history.

The owner of Little Transparent, who has become one hundred thousand fans, obviously doesn't mind this at all. He is happily playing with the new toy that humans bought for him.It was a colorful three-layer turntable ball. With a flick of the paw, the ball would spin quickly and make a thumping sound, but it would not fall out. It was fun.I shoot!I shoot!Eh, the claw got stuck?

Xin Qin was working on the laptop, doing post-production on the video recorded by Sparta, when he suddenly heard his raccoon cat let out a sharp scream, and was so frightened that he quickly dropped the laptop.He just wanted to get up when he saw Sparda jumping towards him, its posture was very strange, only three paws were on the ground, and his new toy was hanging on his left paw for some reason, the roulette ball was all the way Dragging, rubbing against the carpet made a ding-ding-dong-dong sound.

Meow!

Sparta rushed over, buried his head in the human's arms, and kept shaking his paws, trying to get rid of that horrible cat-biting thing.

Hard work quickly stabilized the raccoon cat, grabbed its paw and looked carefully.Spartan's nails are relatively long. Maybe his claws got into the slot of the turntable ball when he was playing. The nail got stuck and he couldn't get it out. He meowed and screamed when he tried hard, probably because it hurt.He touched the cihuamao's neck distressedly, comforting it softly, "Don't move, I'll take it out for you."

Meow meow!

The cihuamao struggled a lot, and when Qinqin tried a little harder, it barked louder and tried to break free from his embrace.Hard work had no choice but to hold it hard, and quickly found a tin scissors from the toolbox, intending to dismantle the turntable ball.Sparta's left paw was already burning hot, and he was so distressed that he held it for a long time to comfort him. Then he held the cat with one hand and twisted the plastic turntable with the scissors with the other.After tossing for a long time, I finally rescued Sparta's claws.As soon as Xin Qin relaxed, the cihua cat struggled out of his arms, stepped aside, and quickly licked its paws.

Looking at the appearance of Sparta, Xin Qin remembered that when he saw it for the first time, its left paw was also injured. It was really a paw full of disasters. "Dabing, come here, let me see your paws." He yelled at Sparta several times, and then the cihuamao slowly came out from the corner, stepped on the ground in a twisted posture, and carefully circumvented the turntable The wreckage of the ball, jumped onto the couch and landed on hardworking laps.He worked hard to check its paws, and there was an obvious red mark on the pad, but fortunately there was no external injury.He gently rubbed Cihuamao's paws, and comforted him: "I'll buy you another toy, this is not good."

Sparta buried his head in grievance, and pressed his head against the human's abdomen, just like seeking his mother's comfort when he was a child, he shrank into his human's arms.After a while, the forgetful cihuamao forgot the accident just now, felt the warmth of Miwu's embrace, and soon fell asleep.

Because of the accident during the day, Sparta didn't have much time to play, but got enough sleep.After class in the evening, he was full of energy, which was completely different from the rest of the sleepy kittens.The weather is getting colder and colder, and it is a season that is very suitable for cats to take a nap. It is really cruel to struggle to go to class.

But according to Teacher Chiron, today's content is very important and will be the focus of the exam!

Well, probably in the eyes of Teacher Chiron, there is no knowledge point that is not important, and there is no knowledge point that will not be tested in the exam.

Teacher Chiron changed to another color of big flowers today, which is a kind of shiny fluorescent green, which actually matches the color of his eyeballs.Although cats can distinguish green, the color doesn't mean much to them, so no cat appreciates Mr. Cat's new outfit.Even Teacher Chiron himself was not interested in the big flower on his neck. In just 5 minutes after the class started, he couldn't help poking the flower with his paw more than a dozen times.

"Today's content is about cats' lies. That's right, as cats, we can also lie."

There was a surprised meow in the classroom, and everyone looked at Teacher Chiron curiously, "Teacher, what is lying?"

Teacher Chiron, who was thinking about scratching the big flower again, froze for a moment, and suddenly realized that talking about behaviors that humans would have in front of a group of underage... most of them underage kittens is really Need some foreshadowing.He retracted his paws, sat upright, and began to explain to his classmates what lying was.

To put it simply, lying means that you have caught a mouse, but you tell your mother that you don't have a mouse, which is lying.

"Ah..." The onion buns were struggling to hear, and asked inexplicably, "Why do humans do such strange things? Can't I just say that I have mice?"

Mr. Chiron seemed to lack interest in answering questions beyond the knowledge points.He yawned a lot and replied: "It's not important. In short, you have to remember that just because we are house cats, sometimes we need to learn how to get along with unreasonable humans, including saying necessary and well-intentioned things." Lies. Today we will learn about the three major lies cats tell humans."

Lie #[-] We lie down with our belly up for humans to touch our belly

Haha, ridiculous.As any cat with any sense of common sense knows, sometimes we lie down not because we want to be petted, much less to invite humans to lay their paws on our precious fur bellies.When we do this, it may be an invitation to fight, or we are extremely upset and want to lie down and calm down.At this time, if humans put their paws on our weakest fur belly, most cats want to give him a paw, or grab his hand and bite hard.They are so rude and provocative!

What's even worse is that from a human point of view, because of their stupidity, they don't think they have done anything wrong, but instead think that we are unpredictable demons.It is precisely because of their self-righteous views, and their arrogance that they are too arrogant to understand the truth, the image of our cats, in the human literary world, is described so unbearably evil, and even a big villain in many cases .On the contrary, those stupid dogs who see through childhood and look old at a glance have been sought after by countless humans, who think they are outgoing and optimistic and easy to tame.

Humph, how stupid!This is slander!

All the cats chimed in, how stupid!

However, this kind of misinterpretation can sometimes lead to a pleasant time, for example, if you want to teach your humans a lesson without being too explicit, you can use their self-righteousness to create a false impression and take the opportunity to punish them .Remember the knowledge here with your hairy heads. If your human being makes a mistake, you can lie down at will like me. It seems that you are drying our cat belly comfortably. While the human being who made a mistake can’t help but come over , When you reached out to touch your fur belly, you stretched out your paw, then jumped on his wrist, and bit him with your teeth.In this way, mankind will receive an extremely profound lesson.

Of course, keep in mind that punishments like this should be used with caution.While humans are famously doting on cats, they're also irrational.At this moment, he may treat you friendly or even pamper you, but in a blink of an eye, he may turn his back on the cat, accuse you of all kinds of wrongdoings, and even make such a crazy act of abandoning you.Therefore, smart cats should never put too much faith in the bottom line of human beings, and should be responsible for their own actions.It is advisable to use a small fight, the strength that both parties can bear, and remember not to see blood.If it's too serious, I'm afraid we won't be able to see you until later in the shelter or in the streets.

Sparta was terrified when he heard it. He had found a scratch on Miwu's paw before, which seemed to be scratched by himself, and it must have been because the wound was too deep and bloody. heal.The damn thing is, he completely forgot when he scratched this hole.That's why Miwu put that strange thing on my neck at that time, so that he couldn't lick my balls freely?So is that a punishment?But why would I do such a thing to Miwu?incredible.It took him many days to digest this fact, and then he anxiously looked forward to Miwu recovering from his injury. For this reason, he often licked his Miwu's paws, which made him feel uncomfortable.According to Teacher Chiron, it is entirely possible that Miwu threw himself out of the house after being injured.Meow, I don't want to, I don't want to leave Miwu.Fortunately, Miwu didn't do that, he wasn't even upset, and bought me delicious food.Miwu is so nice, I like him so much!

Lie [-], we cats don’t understand our own name or human language, so we don’t respond to human calls

Ah, I'm so sorry, humans, we're no dumber than stupid dogs who are always on call, and of course we understand the stupid names you give our cats.As for those cats who have received higher education, they can understand most human speech.

The reason why we don't want to look back is because we don't-all-don't-think-you-you-

It's not time to eat, and you don't have snacks or toys on hand, why do you have to attract our attention?Don't you humans have other serious things besides teasing cats?Your life is really as boring as dried salted fish.

Scallion Bun Stew raised his paw, interjected in a low voice, the dried salted fish is delicious.

Teacher Chiron glared at the little fat man and continued with the class.

Speaking of calling, a knowledge point needs to be inserted here.That is, humans always think that the language of our cats is meow.But in fact, we generally don't meow unless necessary.Meow is just a language specially prepared for our mothers and the humans who can feed us, and all meow sounds are unique, not the same as what human dull ears sound like.

So, humans, when we meow at you, please do-do-don’t-meow-back-come-

That sounds stupid, and you have weird accents, totally-listen-don’t-understand-

Of course, when you are very hungry and want to encourage your humans to open cans for you, or when you are bored and want humans to play with you, you might as well let them have the illusion that you can use meow Communicate with us smoothly.You don't need to tell them the truth, just let them go on with their self-righteousness.We cats have many other things to do, such as sleeping, drinking water and eating, playing, and doing nothing.

Sparta tilted his head and thought about it seriously. It seems that Miwu never talks to himself in the meow language created by humans.Even if Miwu saw himself in the grass for the first time, he didn't meow stupidly at him.From this point of view, Miwu should be the smartest one among human beings.Thinking of this, Sparta flicked his tail in excitement.Maybe let Miwu come to school, he will soon learn the language of cats and understand me!Oh, I really hope Miwu can understand me!

Lie [-], our cats will use their eyes to express the meaning of kissing

Let me laugh for a moment first.Yes, I have said this point many times. If this knowledge point appears in your next exam, I believe that no cat will answer this question incorrectly, that is: Human beings usually appear very stupid, and they are also very stupid. Very stubborn.Once they believe that something is good for them, they will unswervingly believe it, even if it is a lie.

Therefore, for cats, the most important and boring lie from humans is probably: we stare at humans, slowly close our eyes, and slowly open them again. This slow blinking process is actually It's what a cat means to kiss.

Ah, really?The cat students meowed in shock, my God, human beings are so strange!But what does kissing mean?

Here I want to talk about what is kissing and what does kissing mean to human beings.Ah, to put it simply, that is, in an ideal state, humans like a family model in which one human lives with another fixed human. They will eat canned food together, play together, and then mate together.This is different from our cats who are easygoing and informal. Most human beings still insist on the purity and uniqueness of their feelings.This kind of emotion, which humans call love, is an exclusive, selfless, complicated and disturbing emotion.Kissing is a way of expressing their love.Of course, humans also have the feeling of not mating, but kissing is usually for this kind of feeling of mating, so for humans, it is a very precious and private act.

If the humans you take over think you're kissing them in your own way, the feeling of being liked by cats will drive humans crazy, and they'll think they've won all our affections.

"Then, if, I mean if..." Sparta suddenly interrupted Teacher Chiron's lecture, twisted his body in embarrassment, and asked under the pressure of a huge staring salute, "Is it normal?" , what is a human kiss like?"

Teacher Chiron glanced at him, and calmly told him that this question was beyond the standard, and he would not pass the exam.

All in all, humans mistakenly believe that slow blinking is a cat-specific expression of affection for humans.Obviously, they were wrong.The origin of this kind of rumor cannot be tested, it is probably a boring fantasy of some human beings.There are many ways for our cats to show their love, such as rubbing them with their bodies, grooming their hair, bringing them gifts, etc., but this way of kissing does not exist in cats in nature, and neither does domestic cats. Would love it so much.

But at the same time, we will not puncture the little illusions of human beings, let them continue to misunderstand.Sometimes, we can also use this misunderstanding to make human beings happy, so as to achieve our own goals, such as a caress, or a canned meal of love.Meow~

Sparta thought, in fact, it sounds like cats' lies seem to start with human misunderstandings.In this way, it's not that we have to lie, it's just that human beings are passionate about themselves.Can this be our fault?Obviously not.Human beings are really easy to make trouble for no reason.

But then again, how do humans kiss each other?The kind to mate.