The Cat's Inheritance

On Sparta's first day of elementary school, his humans gave him a gift: a collar.

Collars are painstakingly custom made.Before that, he did enough homework on the pros and cons of cat collars, and finally found a reliable cat safety collar.This kind of collar is a new type of collar, which has been tested. If the cat accidentally gets stuck after wearing it, as long as you apply a little force, the buckle of the collar can be stretched for a certain distance to prevent the cat from being strangled.The main purpose of working hard to customize the collar for Sparta is to worry about it getting lost. Although Sparta is now a domestic cat and has a chip in its body, if the cat is lost, the collar with the owner's nameplate can usually help good-hearted passers-by. Immediately contact the owner.

Qin Qin had worn a large gold chain on Sparta before, but it was just a purely decorative cat chain. Qin Qin specially made it a little longer, so it was easy to break free.But Sparta seems to like it quite a bit. As long as he wears it, he will wear it obediently and will not take the initiative to break free.Hardworking therefore guessed that it should not hate the collar.Compared with the big gold chain before, the necklace customized for Sparta is very simple. The red background is buried with gold thread, and a small gold-plated nameplate in the shape of a bone is attached to the buckle. Bada was better, insisting on a bone-shaped nameplate - with Hardworking's contact details engraved on it - against the seller's strong advice.The collar will be closer to the cihua cat's neck, and it will be more convenient for its activities.

After Xin Gong got the actual collar, he checked it carefully, and even tested it himself. After confirming that there was no problem, he put the collar next to his body for a while, then recruited the raccoon cat, and rubbed the collar back and forth on both sides of its cheeks.Because the collar has the smell of hard work, Sparta will not be disgusted. If the collar is stained with its own smell, it will be much easier for the raccoon cat to wear.Toil took off Sparta's great gold chain, and put a new red collar on him.He watched from the sidelines and let the cihuamao get used to it for a while. He was really worried, and he helped it practice a few times how to break free from the collar quickly.Although from the perspective of others, if the cat learns how to break free, the collar will be meaningless, but Qin Qin always has a strange feeling. As long as he tells Sparta not to take off the collar, the raccoon cat will be obedient , it is an extremely smart cat.

He reached out his hand diligently, adjusted the collar of the cihuamao, and scratched its neck.Sparda squinted in comfort.Talk to it diligently and patiently, "You already know that this collar is not scary at all. As long as you wear the collar, no matter where you go, I have a chance to find you back. So, as long as it is not uncomfortable, you can't Take it off yourself, okay?"

Sparda involuntarily made a grunt.He likes Miwu's touch, likes Miwu talking to him so seriously, and also likes Miwu giving him things.Although wearing it around his neck is weird and prevents him from scratching, but as long as it is meow, he likes it.The shiny thing before is also the same, it has the smell of meow, it smells good.If Miwu often tickles his neck, it is acceptable not to scratch his own neck.Meow, I don’t know what Miwu is talking to me again. Although I don’t understand, let’s just chime in. Humans really love to act like a baby.

Qin Qin played with Sparta for a long time to make sure that everything was normal after the raccoon cat put on the collar.Spartan looked happy, with his tail held high and no discomfort.However, his cihuamao seemed to like the big gold chain very much, and after taking it off, he used it as a toy, and even jumped up and down with it in his mouth.Although the big gold chain looked shiny, it was not made of metal and was very light.After thinking hard, he put the big gold chain on Sparta again.In this way, the cihuamao wears a double-layered collar around its neck, the gleaming gold chain, the gleaming gold thread, and the gleaming gold nameplate complement each other, and the gold makes its green eyes especially clear, making it look opulent and rich.

Hard work couldn't help laughing, "You're such a tacky little upstart." After finishing speaking, he kissed Lihuamao.

Miu... Sparta lowered his head in confusion, trying to identify what was on his neck.When he found the gold chain back again, he was soon happy again.Meow, I like meow stuff.His sisters had told him before that if a human liked him, they would send him lots and lots of things, some things might seem weird, but that's the way humans show affection.Alas, with so many gifts, Miwu must love me so much, meow.

Sparta started the first class of Kitty Primary School wearing a collar full of local style.After entering elementary school, the number of cats in each class was reduced to about ten.Most of the cats entering elementary school are between three and six months old, separated from their mothers and siblings, and can occupy a video window by themselves.Unsurprisingly, Sparta is still the oldest cat, so he seems to be unique. He chooses to continue to nest in the upper left corner, close his eyes and rest, and has no interest in the social activities of greeting and meeting friends all over the screen.

"Hey! Sparta! What a coincidence!"

A loud meow woke Sparta.He opened his eyelids and took a look, and instantly woke up.Why is this little fat man braised with green onions again!

Compared with Sparta's depression, scallion buns are very exciting. "We are really destined! I didn't expect to be assigned to the same class again!" He swung happily from side to side, his fleshy jaw twitching. "By the way, why can't I find you among my friends? Are we going to add friends again?"

Sparta lowered his head and licked his paws, pretending not to hear.

Fortunately, at this time, Teacher Mao who taught the class appeared in time, stopped the noise in the classroom, and announced the official start of the class.The cat class starts on time at two o'clock in the middle of the night.The teacher who taught the class was a white curly cat. The beautiful curly hair reminded Sparta of those stupid Teddy dogs he had seen before.Mr. Curly has big ears and a delicate head like an elf. There is a big flower on his slender neck, which looks very foreign.If Sparta were a human being, he would have discovered that the male teacher's flowers were still pink, making him look extravagant.He introduced himself, "You can call me Teacher Chiron." His voice was surprisingly inconsistent with his appearance, extremely rough and deep, very heroic, and Sparta's favor for him instantly rose to a higher level.

"First of all, I would like to congratulate everyone here for successfully passing the preschool class. Now we start class." Teacher Chiron didn't say much greetings, and quickly entered the topic, "Today's content is: Introduction to Human Training."

Sparda pricked up his ears.Meow, can humans be trained too?

"Presumably everyone has completed the pre-class exercises. Now, please share, what is the difference in your human reaction or attitude before and after you perform the three movements of lying down, stretching your claws and tilting your head. "

The cats meowed eagerly, eager to share their experiences.Among them, it was the loudest one, "My humans opened a can of canned food for me! I don't know why, they don't give me canned food anymore. I didn't expect that I just lay down and showed my belly. The male human just opened the can for me. It's amazing!"

Sparta yawned when he heard this.What else could it be? Look at your body.

Other kittens also expressed that something miraculous happened.

Teacher Chiron nodded while listening, patrolling among the cats, and finally set his sights on Sparta. "Spartan, do you have anything to share with everyone?"

Sparta raised his head and thought about it seriously, "No." He replied.Miwu has been so good from the beginning to now, and he didn't suddenly become obedient like other humans, and did something to make the cat happy.Meow is the best!

Teacher Chiron looked at Sparta quietly for a while, then turned his gaze back, and concluded slowly: "So most of you have discovered an interesting fact: human behavior can actually be Prediction and intervention. As a domestic cat, how to intervene in human behavior in the correct way is an important compulsory course, and it is also a skill that you need to master in your current study.”

First of all, when you take over a human family, you need to quickly judge which human is the focus of your strategy.If you have only one human in your human family, that's not much to think about.But if your human family is made up of multiple humans, then a smart cat will always know who is worth your time to deal with.

In most cases, the first humans to rule out are those humans who express friendship and affection for you. These humans are usually female humans in the family, and they are not threatening.Secondly, cubs can be excluded. Although they are sometimes dangerous, they have no right to speak in the human family. You usually only need to spend some experience to tease them, and generally there is no risk of being thrown out of the door by them.

This is a simple rule of thumb.Excluding the above classifications, you will find that in a family, those who need the most attention are those adult male human beings. They are usually the economic pillars of human families and have the absolute right to speak. Like to assert themselves in other things to show their poor masculine prestige.If when you take over this family of humans, only female humans agree, but the male humans in power do not agree, or even show opposition at the beginning, then you should pay extra attention.You need to get rid of this picky male human being in the shortest possible time—our general recommendation is within one to two months—or your life will be very difficult in the future, at least it will be greatly reduced; and if you If you succeed, you will replace this male human and become the most vocal creature in this human family.

Of course, the above refers to the general situation. If there are special circumstances, such as in the human family you take over, the roles of men and women are interchanged, then the target of your strategy will naturally need to be switched.In the same way, if you only have one human and need to attack the other to establish your own authority, you can also use the following tutorials to achieve your goal.Such a simple truth, as a smart cat, you need to understand it yourself.

Our next course will take an unfriendly and authoritative male human as an example. The main steps you need to master are as follows:

one.ignore him.