The Cat's Inheritance

Although the reason is unknown, Xin Qin has always known that he is very popular with cats.But lately his popularity seems to be on the rise, for reasons that remain unclear.

On the day of the Lantern Festival, I went to the supermarket to buy repackages, broke through from a group of aunts and aunts, and snatched two bags of half-price glutinous rice balls.One bag is filled with chestnuts, and the other is filled with chocolate, both of which are the flavors that Ali likes because they are so sweet.I bought a big bag of odds and ends, carried it with one hand, and walked slowly towards home, when suddenly someone stopped me on the way.

One white and one yellow, one long and one short, one almond eye, one copper ring eye.The two were carelessly lying in the middle of the road, flicking their big tails, staring intently at Qinqin.

The white one spoke first: Meow——

The yellow one immediately spoke up: Well——

meow-

Mmm——

Hard work stopped, listened carefully for a while, and secretly guessed, are they reading the lines of robbery?It's a pity he couldn't understand.

But in fact, the two big cats who were walking around after foraging were just saying hello to him.

——Are you a human from Mr. Sparta?

——Looks very energetic.

——What did you buy?

——It looks delicious.

—Have you eaten yet?

——It doesn’t look like it’s eaten.

——Do you really not like eating mice?

——It’s not good to be picky eaters.

After searching through the bag for a long time, I couldn't find any suitable food for cats.But the two big cats didn't seem to mind, they yelled leisurely for a long time, got up from the road, leaned forward one after another, flicked their tails and rubbed their hard-working trouser legs, then twisted their fleshy bodies, leisurely He walked away abruptly, which was very chic.

——See you again, humans.

— Goodbye.

Hard work can't help smiling.

When he returned home with glutinous rice balls, Ah Li was still nestling on the sofa, holding the notebook, poking the keyboard vigorously with two fingers, the posture was exactly the same as when Xin Qin left.Ah Li often writes in his notebook recently, and he doesn't know what he's recording. It's so mysterious that he's not allowed to peek at it diligently.

Hardworking was worried that Ah Li's posture was not good and her back would hurt easily, so she put down her things and walked over, and took out a pillow to cushion Ah Li.Ah Li hurriedly covered the screen, yelling repeatedly not to peek.Hard work is not uncommon to see his screen full of garbled characters, so he casually slapped Ali's head and went into the kitchen to cook glutinous rice balls.

Ah Li poked her head in the living room, made sure that Qin Qin had entered the kitchen and would not turn back to peek at his memoirs, and then began to ask loudly: "I want to eat ten—"

Eating too much glutinous rice balls is not easy to digest, so he washed his hands hard and walked out, and said to Ali: "Eat five today, and eat the rest tomorrow." Before Ah Li could protest, he immediately changed the subject and asked: "Are you Would you rather have three chestnut fillings or three chocolate fillings?"

Ah Li was really fooled, and immediately fell into a tense multiple-choice question.He counted with his fingers, hesitated for a long time, and decided to eat three chestnut fillings and two chocolate fillings. "I also want some sweetness in the soup." He begged pitifully, looking at Qin Qin with drooping eyes.

Qin Qin smiled, didn't speak, turned around and went into the kitchen again.

Miwu's appearance probably means that he agrees, and Miwu is really the best!Ali licked her lips, fantasizing about the soft, glutinous and sweet taste of glutinous rice balls, and continued typing hard on the keyboard to complete today's update of Memoirs of Sparta.

"My human is the best human. You may think that you have heard this sentence many times, but I still want to emphasize that my human is the best human.

Nothing in the world can do meow.If there is, it must be because this matter cannot be completed in the first place.

I still remember that there was a heavy rain during the Lantern Festival one year.When I came home from work outside, my hair was wet and uncomfortable.At this time, you should have a warm meal.I sneaked onto the dining table and found my humans eating glutinous rice balls.Just in case some ignorant cats don’t know, glutinous rice balls are a kind of food for human beings. They are sticky and very hot. They can be sweet or salty inside, and the sweet ones are more delicious.But you don't need to know such details, anyway, you can't distinguish the specific taste.

I once secretly scooped up a glutinous rice ball from the Miwu bowl with my claws, tasted it, and it was not very tasty.But I don’t know why, watching my human beings eating this kind of round and round things that day, I was very greedy, thinking that I must have a bite too.I jumped into the human's arms, held his arms and called twice, and he quickly understood my request, so smart.

You can't eat this, my humans tell me.This makes me very unhappy, cats eat whatever they want, cats are always free!I loudly told my human beings what I thought, and solemnly showed him that I have my own position, I want to eat glutinous rice balls, now, right now!

Then my humans compromised.Don't get me wrong, I didn't eat the small stuff in his bowl, but I got the more delicious 'tangyuan'.At the time I didn't know what trick my human was doing, but later I figured it out, he went to the kitchen and made a 'meat dumpling' that I could eat.Fresh and tender fish meat is minced, add some thick pork stuffing, stir and knead to make the meat balls stronger, and finally knead into small balls that look like glutinous rice balls. After cooking, they are white and tender. It has a strong fish flavor and is delicious!

I named this delicious all-you-can-eat glutinous rice ball 'cat glutinous rice ball'.

Look, we cats can also celebrate festivals like humans, and we can also eat some interesting food in a certain season just like humans.

After dinner, my humans began to groom me, wiping off all the dust that the rain had stuck to me.Many cats don't like this step. They don't trust any tools other than their own tongue and saliva, especially don't like the unsafe posture of putting themselves all over the human being.But I think this kind of worry is completely unnecessary-provided that your humans are really good humans.

If you too are a family cat with a human, I think my advice will be of value to you.I hope you can take good notes here. Speaking of which, this is also a compulsory course in high school. Have you all studied hard?Could it be that they are all the kings of failing subjects?

Forget it, let's not talk too much.Before accepting human caressing and grooming services, you need to establish a correct concept of grooming.this point is very important.If you resist from the bottom of your heart, you will never know how comfortable it is to be groomed by humans.You don’t need to lick yourself until you are tired, you don’t need to take precious sleep time to take care of your appearance, and you don’t need to eat Mao Mao until you vomit.

Of course, I have to warn you that some human beings are too stupid, have very wrong strength and posture, and can't read your needs at all. They may not make you feel comfortable.If that's the case, my advice is also simple: Scratch him and forcefully tell him that you can do your own thing.

Well, here, I won't waste time talking about those stupid people.If the human you're taking over is intelligent and you're not enjoying the grooming service, you can try the following suggestions.

First of all, when your human beings come up with certain specific tools - this is not difficult, you just need to observe more, and you will soon find out which things in your home have a special purpose, remember this, Then choose to stay, escape or ask for benefits according to your needs - you have to start to adjust your breathing, so that your heartbeat and blood don't run too fast, just like waiting for a mouse that just wants to go out, let yourself calm down and keep your head wide awake.If you panic, you can easily lose the cat, which is extremely unmannered.And if you are really nervous, I suggest that you can lie down first and lick your belly, which will be of great help to calm your emotions.

After doing a good job of psychological construction, the second step is to guide human beings.You have to be clear about a concept, without the guidance of our cats, humans can't even do some simple things well.Therefore, even if humans provide grooming services, we must also play a role of supervision and guidance, so as to make the whole process enjoyable for cats.Some lazy cats, here I would like to make a serious criticism, they easily give all the dominance to humans, no matter what poses humans ask them to take, they don’t know how to express their opinions.Such cats tend to spoil humans and make them disobedient and unmotivated.Proper guidance is beneficial and harmless to human progress.

Of course, the way to guide humans should be gentle, too violent will scare fragile humans.Bad things happen when they get scared.Protecting human sensitive emotions and inexplicable feelings is also what a responsible cat should do.When the strength, technique, or posture of human beings are not to your liking, you can sound a reminder, or use your paws to gently—note, gently—pick.Facts have proved that more effective notification sounds include motorcycle engine (if you don't understand what this is, it means you need to read more extracurricular books), tiger-style roar, and milk cat-style call.These sounds are different from your usual calls, and can make dull humans feel.

When you find a position that you feel comfortable with (for example, lying on the abdomen of a human with four paws facing the sky, and putting the tail between the legs of the human, my cat recommends this position very much, it feels quite safe, and you can look up and see the human face), continue to adjust your breathing, let your muscles not be stiff, and start to enjoy the process with your heart.Human paws are amazing. When they brush your fur, they will have a wonderful itching feeling, which is completely different from the touch brought by your tongue licking. It is very comfortable.At this time, you can use this spare time to let yourself go. You must have accumulated a lot of pressure to take care of housework and manage human beings on weekdays.To be a cat is to love yourself.You can reminisce about the dinner, and you can still taste the taste of today’s cat food between your teeth. By the way, you can think about the canned food hidden somewhere in the house by humans, or think about whether you plan to put your butt when you go to bed tonight. To face humans or to turn the head to humans, to put the beard on the paws or buried under the paws, to coil the tail or hold it in the arms, and so on and so on.

These questions make sense.You will find that the human service is over before you have thought it all through, and the process is shockingly fast for cats.At this time, if you are satisfied with this service, don't forget to encourage your human beings to make persistent efforts and strive to do better next time.There are many ways to encourage, the general recommendation is to rub the cheeks and mouths of humans with the cheeks, or open the belly to invite humans to rub, or lick the arms of humans, of course, you can also choose to let humans Smell your ass.

Of course, when you see this, you will ask again: Isn’t it said today that Miwu is the best human being in the world?That's right, so my conclusion is that Miwu is the best human being in the whole world.Because of all the above precautions, he has no teacher.From the first time he combed my fur, Miwu could do it very well without my guidance, and he kept developing new postures and techniques, which made me meow comfortably.After each service, I couldn't get enough of it, my paws became clean again, my fur became fluffy again, and I became the most beautiful raccoon cat in the world again.There is really no better and smarter human being than Miwu!real!trust me! "

Ah Li's one-finger Zen typing speed is very slow, and she can write a little bit in a day.Fortunately, his memoir is a combination of storytelling, fun and educational significance, entertaining and entertaining, and has been widely acclaimed in the cat literature circle.There are more and more readers, and every update can receive a lot of comments and paws, and the readers' messages are getting longer and longer, sharing and discussing cat ideas.These are the motivations for Ali to keep writing and update diligently.

Of course, there are also some frustrating messages in the comments, the ones that he doesn't want to update at all.

——Today's update is also very inspiring to the cat, come on, come on, paw!

——I really want to eat "cat glutinous rice balls", what will my human beings do!angry!Blow your beard!Break a glass now!

——Today I saw Mr. Sparta’s human beings, they look really good!I want to make meow face powder

——I also saw it two days ago!Miwu also fed me a freeze-dried one!He is so nice!

——Meow Meow Meow, I work part-time in the human restaurant of the teacher, Meow Meow Meow, the store manager is so nice, I love him

——Ah, I hate it, I also want to see meow meow!

A netizen named "Mochi is not glutinous rice balls" left a message: "I suspect that the original memoir of Sparta only has this content, and it has been repeated over and over again. My screen name has changed two or three times, and the author still only writes about his human beings." He is the best in the world, hehe. But his humans are very good, I have been to his house as a guest, he smells good, and he is quiet and polite when listening to cats talking, good boy."

So many cats like meowing, I am very angry, hi!

Ah Li closed the notebook angrily, rushed into the kitchen, and hugged Qin Qin from behind.So what if you like it, I won’t give it to you!

Xin Qin touched Ali's hand and said, "Be careful, the water is boiling."

"Miwoo, you are really the best human being in the world!" Ali tightened her arms and hugged Qinqin tightly in her arms.

Xin Qin smiled and asked: "What did you eat today, why is your mouth so sweet? Well, forget it, I will give you one more glutinous rice balls, no more."

Ah Li snorted, widened her eyes, and said seriously: "Can you eat an extra glutinous rice ball if you tell the truth? There is such a good thing, it really doesn't take much effort."

Hard work couldn't hold back the laughter.

"sweet dumpling"

Author: Eat cakes made into glutinous rice balls

glutinous rice balls are round

roll into the water

rise up again

Take a bite

Sweet

Why are glutinous rice balls sweet?

because we watched it together

The moon is also round tonight

the moon is sweet

Because there is a moon in the glutinous rice balls

The author has something to say:

Students who eat salty glutinous rice balls, please change the poem yourself.

What kind of stuffing do you all eat?