Don't be jealous of your daughter!

Today is New Year's Eve, but both of them don't want to work too hard, so they plan to cook hot pot at Matthew's place, which is convenient and worry-free.

"Where did the smart stew pot I bought for you last time go? Why can't I find it anywhere..." Miao Yue complained while rummaging through the boxes.I'm busy with work, let's tidy up my home, it's too messy.

"Smart stewpot?" Matthew had fewer and fewer opportunities to cook after being busy with work, so he was naturally not impressed with all kinds of weird kitchen utensils at home.

"Well, it's the one that can input commands by voice," Miao Yue stopped and said, "If you tell it to heat up, it will heat it up; if you say keep it warm, it will keep it warm. Where do you hide such an easy-to-use saucepan? went?"

"That's it..." Matthew rinsed the lettuce and mushrooms that will be used in the hot pot later, "The radio device of that thing is too bad, just like an old man with deaf ears. It made my voice hoarse It’s gone, it’s still useless. If you really want to use it, it will become a gong tomorrow.”

"..." Miao Yue was sweating coldly, wondering if Lao Ma had exaggerated.

Nowadays, in order to make life more convenient, people have invented many smart home appliances.After all, Miao Yue is a person from the future, so she treats these new things like modern people treat old antiques, as long as they are interesting and playable, it doesn't matter whether they are useful or not.

"You can use the induction cooker under the cabinet. I usually use that. To be honest, it's just a matter of pressing the button twice, and it's no different from opening your mouth. I think..." Matthew Xuxu Nag said.

"Stop, stop, stop! Ma, you are really aging before you get old. Everything you say has a preachy flavor. Should you teach contemporary young people to be lazy and blabla..." Miao Yue complained angrily.

This little girl is really good at predicting things... I was indeed going to say that in that direction just now... Matthew, who was being talked about, fell silent.

After the two of them washed and fiddled, and preheated the pot, half an hour had passed.

"It's finally time to eat!" Miao Yue is still the eccentric spirit of a few years ago. Perhaps in front of the parents, every child does not seem to grow up, but the relationship between her and the old horse is more unusual.

"Eat more vegetables." Matthew poured half of a vegetable platter into the hot pot.In recent years, the old horse has become more and more mature and prudent.

But Miao Yue wrinkled her small face and felt very uncomfortable, how could a person in his early twenties get along with all kinds of early aging symptoms.It seems that the nourishment of love is really important... It's fine if you haven't tasted it like her, once you taste it, it's hard to let go.

"Where did you say last time?" Matthew rolled a chopstick in the mushroom dipping sauce before putting it into his mouth.

Although the goddess has left her for so long, she still maintains the same food taste as the goddess.In case...they can get together for dinner again one day, there is no need for anyone to accommodate anyone's taste.Regarding their future, Matthew has already said that "everything is ready, and only owes the east wind", but the "east wind" is the backbone that is ready to come out...

"You really listen to it like a storyteller...the last story is over." Or how can I say that this guy is getting old, he forgets recent events, but remembers long-term events.

"Oh... I listened to them as spiritual food. Today's atmosphere, no matter what, I have to have another one, wait for me to come back." Matthew left the table suddenly and went to the kitchen.

At first, Lao Ma was depressed because of his mother's departure, and Miao Yue felt anxious when he saw it.With no other choice, she began to tell Lao Ma the daily life of the two of them after marriage as a joke.It is undoubtedly a great comfort and encouragement to the old horse who is now separated from his lover.

It's still the same old saying, if the result is good, she can survive the twists and turns in the process.

Taking advantage of Lao Ma's absence, Miao Yue quickly racked her brains to gather some materials and integrate them into a story.After all, more than three years have passed, and her little inventory has been scooped up long ago.How can there be so much sugar in daily life, not to mention that one of the protagonists is a conservative and introverted mother, so many stories are the product of her artistic processing.

"Here we come." Matthew returned to the dining table with a large bottle of white wine.

Miao Yue put down her chopsticks and straightened her face: "Who said that he would never drink alcohol except for cooking?!"

"Today is a good day~~~" Matthew choked and sang, and then explained, "New Year is coming, why not celebrate it?"

Miao Yue shook her head helplessly: "May I not know why you drink? Forget it, let's not be an example."

"I knew that the good girl loves the old mother." Ma Xiu took advantage of the situation to embrace Miao Yue, wanting to "pop" twice on her flamboyant little face.

Miao Yue resolutely stretched out her hand and pushed it away, making a gesture to snatch her drink: "You are crazy about drinking before you drink it, it seems that you shouldn't be allowed to drink it."

"Don't, don't! I'm just joking to brighten up the atmosphere." Matthew opened the wine and poured himself a large bowl.There is no decent wine glass, but the wine in the rice bowl is full of pride.

"Let me have some too." Drinking is something you should come and go with, Miao Yue handed the empty bowl in front of her to Matthew.

"Okay, it's been a long time since my mother and I had a toast." Matthew also filled his daughter's glass readily.

"cheers!"

"cheers!"

Even if there are only two people, the atmosphere of the Chinese New Year will not decrease at all. Eating and drinking is where the Chinese people belong to during the New Year.

"This time I'll tell you the story of "Miao Miao vs. Bald Man"." Miao Yue put down the bowl, brushed her hair and was about to get up.

Matthew interrupted mercilessly: "Your names sound more and more ridiculous. Did the stories you told really happen to me and the goddess?"

Miao Yue took a sip of wine from the bowl, and said carelessly, "It doesn't matter what the title is. There must be some exaggerated words to catch people's attention. What you want to hear is the meaning of the story, you know?"

"It's just the two of us, whose attention are you trying to catch..." Matthew said speechlessly.

"What's the matter with you, the audience?! If you don't give money, you keep muttering, dissatisfied with this and that. If you don't want to listen, I'll save trouble!" Boss Miao Yue stared at her unhappily.

"I was wrong, can't I admit my mistake? I offer you a toast to express my apology." Matthew drained the remaining two-thirds of the wine in the bowl, and she still had a good capacity for drinking and drank the whole bowl No face at all.

"Hmph, I forgive you," Miao Yue proudly raised half of her eyebrows, and refilled Ma Xiu's drink.

Then she changed into a speaking tone.

......

The story begins with Lao Ma's personal assistant——

Lao Ma, who is well aware of his wife's jealousy, has used his brains to recruit a personal assistant.

Under the premise that the ability is almost the same, if you change to another boss, of course, you will give priority to hiring people with good image and good temperament.But Matthew wants to do the opposite. "Ugly, fat and short" is her ultimate goal.

To ask why?

Matthew rolled his eyes: the personal assistant is in front of him every day, if she is a big beauty with big buttocks and narrow waist, she will probably be cut into pieces by his wife's ice pick.Who is so stupid to find happiness for himself? ? ?

After picking and choosing resumes and interviews, Matthew finally chose a middle-aged bald man.It's not within the scope of my sexuality, and it looks very shabby.Matthew couldn't help but praise himself for his wit. It's always safe now, right?

Unexpectedly, under such circumstances, their family could stage a sea of ​​jealousy, and Matthew fell down.

On the weekend, the sky was clear and sunny, but Matthew, a lazy man, was not in the mood to go out and make troubles at all.What's more, my daughter, the little light bulb, went to the summer camp with her classmates, creating a perfect two-person world!

Quack quack quack!Matthew laughed out loud in his heart.She unilaterally announced that she would become conjoined twins with her daughter-in-law today.

Of course, she did the same.

"You are too pestering!" Miao Zhiqing struggled to get off Ma Xiu's lap.

It's really Lao Ma who is so old and not ashamed. Even after lunch, he has to hug his wife and never let go, and from time to time he touches her fair face with his shiny lips full of food.

If there is only one person in the whole world who can indulge Lao Ma's bad habits, it can only be her goddess.If it were someone else, he would have already kicked him up.

It took Miao Zhiqing a lot of effort to break free from the old horse's shackles.After returning to her seat, she casually rubbed the greasy "hickey" on her face with her hands.

"Hey hey!" The old horse smirked at her.

"I can't let Yueyue go far away in the future." Miao Zhiqing picked up the chopsticks and was helpless. Except for the human shield of her daughter, she was really helpless with this old fritters. The older she got, the harder it was to parry.

Matthew was about to speak for himself when the doorbell rang.

"Ding dong ding dong!"

"Little miu, who is that outside?" Matthew asked to greet little miu.

Little miu moved quickly, came to the table and replied respectfully: "It's your assistant, master."

"Oh...Old Song, he also talked about his visit yesterday, why did I forget!" Matthew patted his head and told Miu, "Let him in quickly."

Xiaomiu quickly unlocked the prevention and control device outside the door through electronic conduction.

Miao Zhiqing put down the dishes and prepared to go back to the room.

Matthew stopped her: "Miao Miao, why don't you eat your food? People with stomach problems must have proper meals at the right time."

"I don't want to interrupt your business discussions." Miao Zhiqing was also out of consideration.

"No, I don't talk about business. Lao Song came here to play, and I dismissed him after a few words. You should eat quickly, don't be hungry." , the daughter-in-law has the biggest meal.

After a while, the assistant Lao Song appeared in the living room of Lao Ma's house.

After passing the age of knowing his destiny, Lao Song's hair loss problem became more and more serious. Coupled with his two big dark and heavy bags under the eyes, he looked much older than his actual age.

Fortunately, Matthew's salary is high, otherwise she would feel guilty.Look at the way the employees have been crushed to haggard and aging.However, Lao Song will retire in a few years at this age, and he will have to change people at that time, and Matthew is a little worried.

"Boss, didn't I tell you yesterday, why don't you bring two boxes of hairy crabs?" Old Song Ti slipped four big boxes, all of which were printed with patterns of hairy crabs.

"It's fine if someone comes, what can I give you?" Lao Ma said politely, but his shrewd little eyes had already spotted the number of boxes.

Sure enough, Lao Song's next sentence was: "Our hometown has a high output this year. I thought about it, so I bought two extra boxes for you, boss."

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