Don't be jealous of your daughter!
Chapter 5 Love Tutorial
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After eating the junk food she had been thinking about, Miao Yue stretched contentedly.
This kid is doing pretty well.Unlike Matthew who only ate one bite of everything, Miao Yue swept away her portion, not even leaving the juice.
"Wipe your mouth, the sauce is all over your face." Miao Yue pulled out a few tissues and stuffed Matthew's mouth unemotionally.
It would be enough to lick it with his tongue as usual, but in front of his daughter, he still carefully wiped it clean with a paper towel.
Seeing that Ma Xiu was almost done eating, Miao Yue changed his serious face and said, "Old Ma, there is still a long way to go to implement the pursuit plan. Because in the timeline where I didn't time travel, you and mother will meet again in ten years. Get married, so you still have to go through a ten-year crush."
Matthew took a sip of his drink, blinked his eyes and asked, "Although this is not the point, I'm really a little confused. Did your mother and I get married with a child?"
Matthew felt the truth, and this was the reason why the goddess wanted to marry him even though she obviously didn't love her.How could the goddess be reduced to performing such a vulgar scene?Matthew was puzzled.Is it because my pig is so aggressive that even a king-level cabbage like a goddess has fallen?
Miao Yue frowned: "Why do you think so?"
"'I married your mother' and 'you were born' happened in the same year, so it's natural to think so."
"Hey, I thought it was something! There are also couples who get married at the beginning of the year and have a baby at the end of the year. This is the case with you and your mother. My birthday is in December."
"Did your birthday just pass?... Create a human being as soon as you get married... How does it sound like your mother and I have a good relationship?"
"Yes, yes, although there are also factors that you are more impatient, but you have a good relationship."
"But you clearly said that she doesn't like me?"
"Why are you still obsessed with this matter?"
"Anyone who knows that his wife doesn't like him can't be calm, okay?"
"Well... How should I put this... After all, I am not a direct participant in your relationship. Both of you are very restrained in front of me, especially Mom. So, are you affectionate or not? , I can’t say it, anyway, I think our family’s way of getting along is pretty good.”
"Oh... that's it... No, no, you said she didn't like me earlier, you obviously used a very firm tone, why did you change it back and forth???"
"Okay, I'll talk about this later. Let's get down to business first, okay? Now you, you haven't even touched the skirt of the goddess, what do you want to do in your daily life after marriage?"
"Okay, okay." After being poured cold water by his daughter, Matthew leaned his head on the dining table listlessly, saying that the happiness of marriage is obviously very important!
Miao Yue cleared her throat and said, "Now I ask your mother what color she likes, what food she likes, and what kind of transportation she likes, and you can answer all of them, right?"
"Of course, the goddess likes white, like..." Matthew couldn't wait to answer. These basic information were collected from various network channels, and she summarized them in an encrypted file.Although he has already memorized it backwards, Matthew still can take it out from time to time to review the past and learn the new just in case.
"Wait, wait, I don't really want to ask." Miao Yue stopped Matthew's barrage, "You can guess, you know all about mom's preferences. But mom is almost a person without material desires, she values It's the spiritual world. Do you agree with that?"
"Yes." Matthew nodded in agreement.
Matthew's cuteness pleased Miao Yue very well, and she continued: "I want to help you speed up the process of pursuing your mother. The goal is 2025! According to my plan, you will be able to embrace a beautiful woman in five years, ahead of schedule half the time."
Although he didn't know how the five-year estimate came about, Matthew was still very happy to be able to marry the goddess sooner.So she nodded again, motioning for Miao Yue to continue.
Miao Yue is like an emotional mentor: "I guess if I hadn't shown up, you would have relied on ten years of hustle and bustle to capture your mother. Don't say that my mother is not hard-hearted, even a stone has been enlightened. Your will and quality are worthy of recognition." But it’s definitely not these superficial things that can quickly dissolve my mother’s defenses. You have to catch up with or even surpass her in the spiritual world. Sometimes love still needs to be built on the basis of conquest.”
After hearing this, Matthew raised his eyebrows in surprise: "The goddess seems to be quite strong. What do you mean by conquest??? It feels like she will be completely locked in a small dark room."
Miao Yue patted the table: "You in 2020 or me in 2049, which one knows your mother better?"
Matthew immediately became honest, and sat upright with his mouth pursed and his body silent.
"Where did I go?" Miao Yue's thoughts were interrupted, and it took two seconds to continue, "What's more, what I just said is the most ideal situation. With your qualifications, let alone go hand in hand, I think you She was thrown into outer space long ago."
My dear daughter or something, it's really heartbreaking...
Miao Yue's level of role-playing is perfect, and she has crossed from an emotional tutor to a teaching director in a second. She flattened the corner of her mouth and said, "I saw a lot of math books at home. I flipped through them casually, and there was a book on probability theory. How could you I also folded pages and took notes, although these learning traces do not exceed the first ten pages..."
Matthew lowered his head in shame, she was really powerless!The title page of that book reads: The derivation of basic formulas will not be mentioned in this article.That is to say, the author of the book never considered a math novice like her at all, and directly drew the average level. Those who do not understand the basic formulas are not worthy of reading this book!
At that time, with the mentality of "knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, I prefer to go to the tiger mountains", she gnawed for several weeks in a row, and went to the Internet to check the formulas that popped up suddenly and had never been seen before.Although I have tried my best, I have not read more than ten pages.
This is her eternal pain... pain that belongs to IQ...
However, Miao Yue's purpose was not to despise her IQ. She picked up the newspapers on the table, rolled them into a ball and tapped on the table, saying: "You don't even know what direction Mom is really interested in, so you just read books casually. You were here If you don’t have much talent, then you have to work hard wherever you go, instead of shooting birds indiscriminately. It’s a waste of time!”
"The direction you're really interested in?" Matthew blinked his big innocent eyes, "Isn't it mathematics?"
"In other words, mathematics also has many categories, just like the probability you have seen before, and there are also research directions such as number theory, geometry, algebra, and history of mathematics. It is impossible for any one person to be in every field Digging very deep, my mother must have focused on the research." Miao Yue explained.
"Now I actually have a sense of pride that my daughter is better than me..." Matthew felt that his daughter was serious, and her words were really well-founded, and she almost became star-eyed.
Miao Yue has a thin skin. In order to hide her blush after being praised, she began to dance the newspaper roll in her hand wildly: "That's because I have inherited the genes of both of you! Otherwise, how does the old saying say that the blue is better than the blue?"
Ma Xiu was afraid that Miao Yue's waving would cause accidents, so she lightly pressed Miao Yue's hand, looking at Miao Yue, she felt that the old horse must have seen through her shyness.
But Matthew just smiled and changed the subject: "Then what is your mother's main research? As long as I read books on that area, I can increase our common language in a targeted manner?"
"Hmph, that's what I mean. About what she likes... Actually, I don't know." Miao Yue's face has recovered.
"You don't know? It's useless to say anything..." Matthew felt that his daughter was not reliable, so he collected some peripheral information about the goddess' preferences.
"That's why I checked on Baidu." Miao Yue let go of the newspaper bundle and dragged Ma Xiu to the computer desk in the room. "You can know the direction of her research by checking the papers my mother has published. Although my mother has only In her senior year, she is not likely to be the first author to publish a paper, but as long as she has participated in it, it is a treasure for us to know about her."
Matthew was pushed on the chair by Miao Yue. She scratched her head and said, "If you want to check papers, you should go to HowNet or Baidu Academic."
As she spoke, she first called up the HowNet interface.
"Well, hurry up and type mother's name." Miao Yue pressed her shoulder and urged.
"Hmm... Miao, Zhi, Qing." Matthew silently read the word "female" while typing.
The word 女□□ is wrapped around the tip of the tongue, which can form a rippling feeling...
Miao Yue looked at Matthew's squinting look angrily.Really!She deeply doubted whether Lao Ma would be the kind of guy who would sniff mother's pajamas while the family was not paying attention after getting married! ! !
Miao Yue shook her head, there was no doubt at all, as old Ma must have done this before, and more than once!
"Okay." Matthew reminded.
There was only one single article title on the screen.
"It's impossible for mom to be so inferior when she was a senior..." Miao Yue pinched her chin and said to herself.
"Well, is it possible that the post is not in Chinese, but in English? If so, the signature will not be in Chinese." Matthew guessed.
"Ah! It's rare for you to be smart once!" Miao Yue hugged Matthew's neck excitedly.
Matthew narrowed his eyes happily, showing a smile of enjoyment: "Then what's your mother's English name?"
"She doesn't have an English name, but you should be able to spell it in pinyin, right?"
Matthew nodded and entered "MiaoZhiqing" in the search box.
Sure enough, a lot of English papers came out.Matthew suddenly had a headache. The Chinese article was okay, and she would gnaw it down if she tried hard, but if it was in English, then...
The author has something to say:
Miao Yue: I'm sorry, but I've never been in a relationship before...Chenghuizhuang series
Happy New Years everyone! ! !
After eating the junk food she had been thinking about, Miao Yue stretched contentedly.
This kid is doing pretty well.Unlike Matthew who only ate one bite of everything, Miao Yue swept away her portion, not even leaving the juice.
"Wipe your mouth, the sauce is all over your face." Miao Yue pulled out a few tissues and stuffed Matthew's mouth unemotionally.
It would be enough to lick it with his tongue as usual, but in front of his daughter, he still carefully wiped it clean with a paper towel.
Seeing that Ma Xiu was almost done eating, Miao Yue changed his serious face and said, "Old Ma, there is still a long way to go to implement the pursuit plan. Because in the timeline where I didn't time travel, you and mother will meet again in ten years. Get married, so you still have to go through a ten-year crush."
Matthew took a sip of his drink, blinked his eyes and asked, "Although this is not the point, I'm really a little confused. Did your mother and I get married with a child?"
Matthew felt the truth, and this was the reason why the goddess wanted to marry him even though she obviously didn't love her.How could the goddess be reduced to performing such a vulgar scene?Matthew was puzzled.Is it because my pig is so aggressive that even a king-level cabbage like a goddess has fallen?
Miao Yue frowned: "Why do you think so?"
"'I married your mother' and 'you were born' happened in the same year, so it's natural to think so."
"Hey, I thought it was something! There are also couples who get married at the beginning of the year and have a baby at the end of the year. This is the case with you and your mother. My birthday is in December."
"Did your birthday just pass?... Create a human being as soon as you get married... How does it sound like your mother and I have a good relationship?"
"Yes, yes, although there are also factors that you are more impatient, but you have a good relationship."
"But you clearly said that she doesn't like me?"
"Why are you still obsessed with this matter?"
"Anyone who knows that his wife doesn't like him can't be calm, okay?"
"Well... How should I put this... After all, I am not a direct participant in your relationship. Both of you are very restrained in front of me, especially Mom. So, are you affectionate or not? , I can’t say it, anyway, I think our family’s way of getting along is pretty good.”
"Oh... that's it... No, no, you said she didn't like me earlier, you obviously used a very firm tone, why did you change it back and forth???"
"Okay, I'll talk about this later. Let's get down to business first, okay? Now you, you haven't even touched the skirt of the goddess, what do you want to do in your daily life after marriage?"
"Okay, okay." After being poured cold water by his daughter, Matthew leaned his head on the dining table listlessly, saying that the happiness of marriage is obviously very important!
Miao Yue cleared her throat and said, "Now I ask your mother what color she likes, what food she likes, and what kind of transportation she likes, and you can answer all of them, right?"
"Of course, the goddess likes white, like..." Matthew couldn't wait to answer. These basic information were collected from various network channels, and she summarized them in an encrypted file.Although he has already memorized it backwards, Matthew still can take it out from time to time to review the past and learn the new just in case.
"Wait, wait, I don't really want to ask." Miao Yue stopped Matthew's barrage, "You can guess, you know all about mom's preferences. But mom is almost a person without material desires, she values It's the spiritual world. Do you agree with that?"
"Yes." Matthew nodded in agreement.
Matthew's cuteness pleased Miao Yue very well, and she continued: "I want to help you speed up the process of pursuing your mother. The goal is 2025! According to my plan, you will be able to embrace a beautiful woman in five years, ahead of schedule half the time."
Although he didn't know how the five-year estimate came about, Matthew was still very happy to be able to marry the goddess sooner.So she nodded again, motioning for Miao Yue to continue.
Miao Yue is like an emotional mentor: "I guess if I hadn't shown up, you would have relied on ten years of hustle and bustle to capture your mother. Don't say that my mother is not hard-hearted, even a stone has been enlightened. Your will and quality are worthy of recognition." But it’s definitely not these superficial things that can quickly dissolve my mother’s defenses. You have to catch up with or even surpass her in the spiritual world. Sometimes love still needs to be built on the basis of conquest.”
After hearing this, Matthew raised his eyebrows in surprise: "The goddess seems to be quite strong. What do you mean by conquest??? It feels like she will be completely locked in a small dark room."
Miao Yue patted the table: "You in 2020 or me in 2049, which one knows your mother better?"
Matthew immediately became honest, and sat upright with his mouth pursed and his body silent.
"Where did I go?" Miao Yue's thoughts were interrupted, and it took two seconds to continue, "What's more, what I just said is the most ideal situation. With your qualifications, let alone go hand in hand, I think you She was thrown into outer space long ago."
My dear daughter or something, it's really heartbreaking...
Miao Yue's level of role-playing is perfect, and she has crossed from an emotional tutor to a teaching director in a second. She flattened the corner of her mouth and said, "I saw a lot of math books at home. I flipped through them casually, and there was a book on probability theory. How could you I also folded pages and took notes, although these learning traces do not exceed the first ten pages..."
Matthew lowered his head in shame, she was really powerless!The title page of that book reads: The derivation of basic formulas will not be mentioned in this article.That is to say, the author of the book never considered a math novice like her at all, and directly drew the average level. Those who do not understand the basic formulas are not worthy of reading this book!
At that time, with the mentality of "knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, I prefer to go to the tiger mountains", she gnawed for several weeks in a row, and went to the Internet to check the formulas that popped up suddenly and had never been seen before.Although I have tried my best, I have not read more than ten pages.
This is her eternal pain... pain that belongs to IQ...
However, Miao Yue's purpose was not to despise her IQ. She picked up the newspapers on the table, rolled them into a ball and tapped on the table, saying: "You don't even know what direction Mom is really interested in, so you just read books casually. You were here If you don’t have much talent, then you have to work hard wherever you go, instead of shooting birds indiscriminately. It’s a waste of time!”
"The direction you're really interested in?" Matthew blinked his big innocent eyes, "Isn't it mathematics?"
"In other words, mathematics also has many categories, just like the probability you have seen before, and there are also research directions such as number theory, geometry, algebra, and history of mathematics. It is impossible for any one person to be in every field Digging very deep, my mother must have focused on the research." Miao Yue explained.
"Now I actually have a sense of pride that my daughter is better than me..." Matthew felt that his daughter was serious, and her words were really well-founded, and she almost became star-eyed.
Miao Yue has a thin skin. In order to hide her blush after being praised, she began to dance the newspaper roll in her hand wildly: "That's because I have inherited the genes of both of you! Otherwise, how does the old saying say that the blue is better than the blue?"
Ma Xiu was afraid that Miao Yue's waving would cause accidents, so she lightly pressed Miao Yue's hand, looking at Miao Yue, she felt that the old horse must have seen through her shyness.
But Matthew just smiled and changed the subject: "Then what is your mother's main research? As long as I read books on that area, I can increase our common language in a targeted manner?"
"Hmph, that's what I mean. About what she likes... Actually, I don't know." Miao Yue's face has recovered.
"You don't know? It's useless to say anything..." Matthew felt that his daughter was not reliable, so he collected some peripheral information about the goddess' preferences.
"That's why I checked on Baidu." Miao Yue let go of the newspaper bundle and dragged Ma Xiu to the computer desk in the room. "You can know the direction of her research by checking the papers my mother has published. Although my mother has only In her senior year, she is not likely to be the first author to publish a paper, but as long as she has participated in it, it is a treasure for us to know about her."
Matthew was pushed on the chair by Miao Yue. She scratched her head and said, "If you want to check papers, you should go to HowNet or Baidu Academic."
As she spoke, she first called up the HowNet interface.
"Well, hurry up and type mother's name." Miao Yue pressed her shoulder and urged.
"Hmm... Miao, Zhi, Qing." Matthew silently read the word "female" while typing.
The word 女□□ is wrapped around the tip of the tongue, which can form a rippling feeling...
Miao Yue looked at Matthew's squinting look angrily.Really!She deeply doubted whether Lao Ma would be the kind of guy who would sniff mother's pajamas while the family was not paying attention after getting married! ! !
Miao Yue shook her head, there was no doubt at all, as old Ma must have done this before, and more than once!
"Okay." Matthew reminded.
There was only one single article title on the screen.
"It's impossible for mom to be so inferior when she was a senior..." Miao Yue pinched her chin and said to herself.
"Well, is it possible that the post is not in Chinese, but in English? If so, the signature will not be in Chinese." Matthew guessed.
"Ah! It's rare for you to be smart once!" Miao Yue hugged Matthew's neck excitedly.
Matthew narrowed his eyes happily, showing a smile of enjoyment: "Then what's your mother's English name?"
"She doesn't have an English name, but you should be able to spell it in pinyin, right?"
Matthew nodded and entered "MiaoZhiqing" in the search box.
Sure enough, a lot of English papers came out.Matthew suddenly had a headache. The Chinese article was okay, and she would gnaw it down if she tried hard, but if it was in English, then...
The author has something to say:
Miao Yue: I'm sorry, but I've never been in a relationship before...Chenghuizhuang series
Happy New Years everyone! ! !
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