Don't be jealous of your daughter!

Matthew held her breath for mental construction, and she was going to stop the goddess handsomely at the moment when the goddess and her general passed by.For a dead house like her who lacks three-dimensional social experience, this is undoubtedly a revolutionary challenge.

Cleared his throat vigorously, yes!The success or failure of this scene depends on whether she can make Su's scumbag voice.According to her [-]-year-old conjecture of audio control, girls love subwoofers! ! !And Matthew's voice is definitely a low and full-bodied voice among women!

"3, 2, 1..." Matthew counted down in his heart again, apart from the expected nervousness, there was also clamoring faint anticipation.

The plan had a perfect start. When Miao Zhiqing and Matthew were about to pass by, Matthew used what he thought was an extremely sexy croon: "Sister Miao, I'm waiting for you."

But not every well-designed bridge of encounters can blossom and bear fruit smoothly.The call that was close at hand did not wake up Miao Zhiqing's ears, she clutched the phone and walked forward in a daze.

"Miao..." Matthew panicked. After all, she didn't make second-hand preparations for calling the goddess. She thought that "No Problem" said...

Matthew, who has been struggling to find follow-up topics, never expected that she and the goddess were in danger from the very beginning.

Seeing that Miao Zhiqing was about to go farther and farther, Matthew "jumped over the wall" and grabbed the goddess' right elbow in two big strides.Matthew immediately realized that this was too rude for a girl.

"Hiss—" In exchange for the goddess's restrained cry of pain.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Girl, uh, Senior Miao, I didn't mean it." Matthew was so frightened that he couldn't control his hands and feet. Just now, how powerful was the iron sand palm that she used to grab the goddess until the corners of her eyes turned red.

Miao Zhiqing held onto her right elbow with her left hand without rubbing it. She looked up at Ma Xiu: "It's you? Why are you here?"

Miao Zhiqing still spoke in a straightforward tone, without any blame in her mouth, which made Matthew even more ashamed.

She timidly looked at the right elbow of the goddess: "I was too excited just now and didn't grasp the strength of my hand well. Could it be bruised and swollen? How about I accompany you to the infirmary to have a look."

Matthew has already classified himself as a wicked villain with guilt, and actually caused personal harm to the goddess, which is simply unforgivable! ! !This sinful hand...Although I really want to cut it off on the spot to apologize, but I will use it to earn money to support my family and please the goddess in the future, let's let it live...

Under the high tension, Matthew couldn't restrain the two-dimensional development in his mind.

Miao Zhiqing maintained the movement of covering his elbow, lowered his eyes and sighed slightly: "It has nothing to do with you. You just happened to touch my old wound."

"Old, old injury?" Matthew repeated blankly.

"Looking at how weak your writing is, you don't really think that you can push mountains and rivers, do you?" Miao Zhiqing shook his head helplessly.

"Well... In the final analysis, it's still my fault... Didn't I make things worse? Did the injury get worse..." Matthew said hesitantly.

In winter, he couldn't just roll up his sleeves to check the injury, so Matthew was anxious.It must not be a minor injury to hurt the goddess like this!

"Let's talk about your reason for coming first." Miao Zhiqing didn't comment on Matthew's remorse, but just corrected the direction of the topic.

Although there are all kinds of twists and turns in his heart, as if he is about to be swallowed by guilt, as long as the goddess speaks, Matthew will definitely answer her questions.

"I, I'm here to thank you," is the part that has been prepared tens of thousands of times before. Matthew said according to the belly draft, "You gave me extra lessons in the first year of high school, and I feel that I have benefited a lot. I always want to thank you in person."

"En." Miao Zhiqing responded softly, didn't speak again, just stared at Matthew's eyebrows.

Under such a slightly scrutinizing gaze, Matthew lowered his head guiltily to avoid it. Of course, he couldn't just have such a pure purpose...

The cold break happened as expected by Matthew. She was not good at picking up chatterboxes that fell on the ground, but she went all out for the goddess!

"I passed Jiaochao today, and I bought yogurt thinking I wanted to see you. I know that you may not accept it as a farewell, but isn't yogurt that healthy, and it's not expensive. I don't know if you like it or not." Matthew said , while pulling down the zipper of the down jacket and touching it in his arms.

and many more!

wet.Eh? !How is it wet? ? ?To be precise, this sticky touch on the fingers, could it be...?

Matthew opened his mouth wide, and she could already feel the shriveled outline of the yogurt box, isn't it so unlucky!

The yogurt box in her arms must have been squeezed by her lying on the window sill just now, but because of the bloated clothes in winter, she still didn't realize that there was a sea of ​​water inside!

At first, Matthew deliberately chose boxed yogurt among bottled and boxed yogurt. After all, bottled yogurt is bulky and hard, so it is not suitable for carrying around.But now, she has a deep understanding of what it means to be "misunderstood by cleverness"!

Things have come to a point of no return, but what is even worse is that Matthew's hands that have been inserted into the lining are covered with yogurt, causing her to be in a dilemma now, still maintaining a weird breast-touching position.

Miao Zhiqing frowned, looking a little confused.

After dozens of seconds of silence, Miao Zhiqing finally couldn't help asking: "Aren't you tired?"

Miao Yue pointedly looked at Matthew's stiffly raised arm.

"I..." Matthew is like a robot in this era, it can only execute the pre-set command program, and has no power to resist unexpected situations.She didn't know how to explain that the "yogurt project" carefully designed by herself and her daughter turned over, and it turned over in such an embarrassing way!

"En." Miao Zhiqing signaled her to continue.

"I..." Matthew murmured blushing, "My underwear is torn..."

Before uttering these words, Matthew went through a brutal battle between heaven and man in his mind. "Broken underwear" and "squeezing yogurt" are shames of the same order of magnitude, but one is fate, and the other is self-death. Matthew chooses the former without hesitation, at least retaining a little bit of face in front of the goddess Bar?

Miao Zhiqing was obviously choked by this reason, her gaze passed over Matthew's chest, she didn't know how turbulent Matthew was hiding under the down jacket, so much so that the bra broke.

This is a typical example of "the speaker has no intention, but the listener intends." What Matthew wanted to express was that the quality of the underwear was not good enough, but Miao Zhiqing automatically understood that the other party's breasts were appalling...

"Then you want to continue standing here stupidly?" Miao Zhiqing felt that the other party should solve the problem first.

Even just looking at the goddess quietly, Matthew was intoxicated, but since the other party had already spoken, Matthew had no reason to continue to play dumb, she scratched her hair with her other free hand, and said, "Oh, oh, I, I'll go back to the dormitory to deal with it first. Next time, next time, I'll treat Senior Sister Miao to a drink."

Matthew was so ashamed that he didn't want to mention the word "yogurt" again. Fortunately, he was wearing a sweater with good water absorption today, so the yogurt would not drip all over the floor.

"No..." Miao Zhiqing's refusal was cut off halfway by Matthew.

"If you want it, I'll come to you next time! Bye!" Matthew turned around and galloped towards the bathroom on the other side...

"What a weirdo..." It was just a remedial lesson that ended without a problem, so why did the other party feel so deeply in his heart?

Miao Zhiqing clenched the phone tightly again, but there was still no news... She lowered her eyes, and her slender eyelashes covered her eyes with an obscure gloom.How does a person get out, she has only now begun to learn...

......

As the evening approached, Miao Yue heard the familiar sound of the door opening, and was about to warmly welcome Matthew, who had returned in triumph, when Matthew went into the bathroom with an aggrieved expression on his face.

"Have you been holding your shit all the way?" Miao Yue shook her head maturely, and returned to the game console.

The strange thing is that Matthew came out dejectedly after only staying for a minute, wearing only a T-shirt, holding a down jacket and sweater in his hands.

"Aren't you cold when you're dressed like this?" Miao Yue asked with concern.

"Take the dirty clothes and wash them." Matthew looked like a lifeless robot without oil.

Miao Yue felt something was wrong after chewing, she put down the handle, and followed Matthew to the balcony step by step.

Matthew threw the down jacket into the washing machine, and took the sweater to the sink to wash it.

Miao Yue poked her head out cautiously: "Today's battle... um... isn't it going well?"

Matthew plucked her hair twice in frustration with wet hands, leaving clearly visible wet marks, and she wailed: "It's so embarrassing!!! How could I be so stupid in front of the goddess!!!"

The daughter is the only one Matthew can confide in. Now that he started this topic, Matthew told the ins and outs of the matter, and couldn't help but choked up a few times after he finished speaking.

After hearing this, Miao Yue was both distressed and funny. She tiptoed and touched the old horse's head and said, "You really are, what are you doing with the yogurt in your arms?"

Matthew lowered his head slightly in order to better accept her daughter's comforting "head-touching kill", she pouted and said vaguely: "Isn't it cold, I want to hold it in my arms to get some warmth, so that the goddess won't freeze when she drinks it caught."

"Stupid." It's not like Miao Yue never thought that Matthew would have such a stupid idea.She suddenly had the illusion that the roles were reversed, as if she had become a worried mother, and the old horse was the "bearish boy" who always did bad things with good intentions.

"Screw it! I messed it up! The goddess must look down on me even more!" The little inferiority complex in Matthew's bones all jumped out at this moment, disturbing her uneasy.

"Old Ma, you are worrying too much." Miao Yue pressed Matthew's shoulder, "If mother only regarded you as a passer-by at the beginning, then after this incident, she will at least have a deeper impression of you. At this stage For me, this is a good thing, not a bad thing!"

"Yes, is it?" Matthew asked, frowning.

"Of course. No one is born to be a mature and stable lover. Maybe it's too early for you to talk about it. But mom's final choice is you. Maybe she just likes the pleasure of growing up? You do it for her Get better, this is the most positive output of love."

The author has something to say:

not as codeword

Chatting is better than coding

make yourself comfortable

is everyone's talent

continue coding

Talking about love is not as good as coding

get along this way

no one feels lonely

no burden

The song "It's Better to Dance" is very substituting... Although I feel that I can't resonate with everyone because I am too old