Don't be jealous of your daughter!

Matthew came back to reality from the restless brainstorming: "Well...then you said that you ran to the Goddess classroom for no reason, what should I say?"

"Let me ask you first, do you know what drink mom likes to drink the most?" Miao Yue narrowed her eyes and asked.

For Matthew, a question like "yogurt!" is simpler than "1+1".

The old god Miao Yue leaned back on the ground, leaned on the back of the chair and said, "That's it, you will give her yogurt like an ordinary suitor."

"Huh?" Matthew was dumbfounded. Was it really her daughter from the future who said such a sloppy suggestion?

"Don't look at me like that. To be honest, I don't know anything about the process of the two of you getting to know each other, and in my opinion, your life trajectories are completely two parallel lines that don't intersect." Miao Yue Slowly explained, "The only way for parallel lines to intersect is to forcibly reverse the direction of one of the lines. No matter how small the angle is, it has reserved a foreshadowing for the future."

"So you let me be the twisted thread?" Matthew asked with a half-knowledge.

"Well, since it's forced, it's impossible not to be blunt, so you quickly pass those thoughts of wanting to let nature take its course and approach your mother." Miao Yue said a lot just to prove that "giving yogurt" is a good way.

"Okay, okay, let's agree. What should I say when delivering yogurt?" Matthew said weakly.

"Hmm, the main event is coming! 'Send yogurt' is just a pretext, your real goal should be to show off your knowledge and get your contact information." Miao Yue raised the corners of her mouth and showed a sly smile.

Although I don't know what "Xuan Xue" is, it's better not to tell my daughter about the fact that she once owned the goddess's WeChat account but was ruthlessly deleted by herself, otherwise she will be scolded again.

"Then tell me in detail, how to show off, learn and get the contact information of the goddess?" Matthew became a little interested.

Afterwards, Miao Yue analyzed the "yogurt plan" she formulated for Ma Xiu, and the brief summary is:

The first step is to ask questions about your health.Caring for Sanlian - whether the goddess is thirsty, hungry or tired in class.

The second step is to show off your knowledge.He handed out the yogurt in his hand, and quietly led the topic to the number of lactic acid bacteria in the yogurt, and then discussed the issue of magnitude and unit conversion, creating the illusion that Matthew is good at thinking about life.

The third step is to add friends.After a heated academic discussion, Matthew naturally proposed to add friends to each other so that they can continue to discuss each other next time.

With all due respect to Matthew, this plan has been devious for a long time, and it is not as reliable as the straightforward wall...

She finally couldn't hold back the doubts in her heart, and sent out a soul torture: "To be honest, girl, let's tell the truth, have you ever been in love?"

Miao Yue stalked her neck and was almost speechless, but in order to save face, she retorted: "I haven't talked about it! But the old saying goes, 'Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig run?', I will You two have received a lot of influence in the family you formed."

Matthew frowned: "Didn't you say that the goddess and I don't belong to the kind of couple who can show affection? Then how can you be influenced?"

Speaking of showing affection, Miao Yue bit her finger and fell into the memory. In fact, the reason why she came up with the plan to give yogurt on a whim just now is because the image of Ma Xiu in the future is too old and not ashamed to be too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people...

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The reason why Laobushi is Laobushi lies in her explosive power beyond ordinary people.They are all old, and they still play "Yogurt Kiss" from time to time. Xiao Miaoyue has encountered this shameful famous scene more than once.

It starts with Miao Zhiqing's love of drinking yogurt...

The market for dairy products in the future world is getting narrower and smaller, and the various protein functional drinks that have replaced them not only have rich tastes, but also have a large increase in nutritional value, but Miao Zhiqing is a nostalgic person, and she just can't let go of this old taste.There are only two types of beverages that are kept in the refrigerator at home, Energy and yogurt.

As for the old horse, she can drink whatever the wife and daughter drink.

Little Miao Yue has always been a good baby who goes to bed early and gets up early, leaving room for mothers to have a colorful night life.

Of course, the so-called "mother's nightlife" that the naive little Miaoyue envisioned at the beginning was eating snacks and playing games. After all, in order to set a good example for themselves, these two people often carry them during the day.

However, one night when little Miao Yue, who was full of water, came out to use the bathroom, she opened the door to a new world.

Under the dim light in the living room, she heard rustling voices, as if they were coming from the direction of the restaurant.Given that there are only three people in the family, the two sides of the conversation are self-evident.

Looking up at the big clock on the TV wall, Miao Yue found that it was past eleven o'clock.hey-hey!She just said, the two mothers must have come out to steal food while she was asleep!

Little Miao Yue tiptoed against the wall and headed towards the restaurant. She simply wanted to see what the mothers were stealing. Of course, the beginning of the matter was as simple as she thought.

Xiao Miao Yue cleverly found a perfect hiding place, and used the large volume of the restaurant's wine cabinet to block her peeping eyes.

The lights in the dining room were brightly on, Miao Zhiqing opened the refrigerator door, took out a bottle of yogurt, and was in the process of unscrewing the cap.

Matthew sneaked around behind her twice, and asked her abruptly, "Is it good?"

"I said no!" Miao Zhiqing answered irrelevantly, and after glancing at her, he took another bottle of yogurt from the refrigerator and handed it to Matthew.

Matthew's face was full of disappointment that the scheme had not succeeded, and he took the yogurt listlessly.

Guessing that Matthew should be honest, Miao Zhiqing raised his neck and took a sip of yogurt.

"Ouch!"

"What happened to you?"

"What 'again'! This bottle cap is so tight, I can't unscrew it."

"Give it to me, I'll help you."

oh my god! ! !The delicate old horse has too hot eyes! ! !Miao Yue roared in her heart, and the drowsiness of just waking up at night suddenly disappeared.

But more eye-catching things are yet to come...

"Uh-uh-"

etc! ! !what did she see !Miao Yue petrified...

Matthew threw aside the yogurt in his own hand and Miao Zhiqing's, put his arms around Miao Zhiqing's body, leaned his face towards her and kissed her forcibly!

Mother put her hands on the old horse's chest and tried her best to push it away, but I, who was always cute and talkative on weekdays, stood still, and even hugged him tighter and tighter.Regardless of whether the mother stepped on it or pushed it with her knees, the old horse seemed to be in a daze without realizing it.

For a while, the restaurant was filled with the sound of fierce sucking "tsk tsk"...

Miao Yue covered her eyes in fear, isn't kissing on TV all sweet and beautiful? !Why did it turn into a horrifying action movie with two mothers... She even wondered if the old horse would suddenly turn into a huge monster that devoured everything and swallowed the poor mother alive.

I don't know if it took a minute or more before the old horse finally let go of his mother, and her lips were red and swollen from being ravaged.She leaned against the old horse's arms and panted like she was out of strength...

The crazy old horse turned back into a gentle old horse, and patted her back gently around her mother to help her breathe.

"This time... What explanation do you have this time?" After a while, Miao Zhiqing raised his head from Matthew's arms, his voice was clearly embarrassed, and the annoyance was much more than embarrassment.

Matthew blinked innocently: "Since there is ready-made yogurt, why bother to drink from the bottle?"

Xiao Miaoyue, who was eavesdropping on the sidelines, became petrified again. Could it be that "ready-made yogurt" is talking about what mother said? ? ?

"You, you bastard!" The mother, who has always been self-cultivated, held back for a long time and finally couldn't help swearing, and finally kicked Matthew again as if she didn't think it was enough.

"Then what?" Matthew let go of Miao Zhiqing, and rubbed his nose resentfully, "I really can't help it, it's just that you look so sexy with yogurt on your mouth... I'm not an example, really, I'm not an example !"

"Do you think I will still believe your nonsense?" I'm afraid this kind of assurance has been repeated countless times.

Miao Zhiqing pushed Matthew away fiercely.Even with two unfinished bottles of yogurt, the fish in the pond were affected. She threw them into the trash can as if venting her anger, and then walked to the room without saying a word.

Afraid of being discovered, Xiao Miaoyue quickly retracted her head. She heard the old horse's footsteps chasing and howling: "Wait for me! I don't want to sleep in the living room, how pitiful!"

The natural response to Matthew was the sound of a "bang" closing the door.

deserve it!How did this scene of the estrous little female cat's dominance play out in her life?

It was only then that Miao Yue remembered that it was no wonder that her mother felt sneaky every time she drank yogurt. She thought it was a prudish mother who didn't want to be seen drinking yogurt with a silly and cute look.Now that she knows the truth, she deeply sympathizes with her mother, even after drinking a drink normally, she will definitely supervise a pervert with her mother in the future!

Of course, Miao Yue will occasionally witness Lao Ma's crime scene for a long time in the future, which shows how hypocritical she said "not to be an example"...

Sometimes she also harbors such doubts: In order to prevent the old horse from becoming too beastly, mother just needs to quit yogurt?Sure enough, yogurt is still inseparable for mothers...

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"Are you okay? You're blushing like this..." Matthew leaned over the dining table and poked Miao Yue's flushed face.

"Ah? Ah—" Miao Yue, immersed in the two mothers' yogurt shame play, screamed out of fear at the cold touch of Matthew's fingers.

Matthew hurriedly covered his daughter's mouth with his hands, and said in a low voice, "This is my husband's room, and the sound insulation is very poor. Don't scream like you've been raped by someone. Maybe an enthusiastic old lady will come to ask you later. gone."

Miao Yue waved Matthew's hand away, silently turned her head to the other side, and said nothing.Although it will happen many years later, and has nothing to do with the current Matthew, Miao Yue still vented his anger and was indignant for this "hooligan behavior".

Why is this little girl suddenly unhappy again?Matthew is completely clueless...

In order to stir up the atmosphere, Matthew grinned flatteringly: "School starts the day after tomorrow, and I'm going to try your method. Goddess has two classes in Building B in the afternoon, and I happen to have no classes in the afternoon, so I can go there and wait."

Seeing that Miao Yue didn't respond, Matthew said again: "Do you think it's okay?"

"Hmph," Miao Yue snorted coldly, still tilting her head, "you can figure it out yourself."

Unfortunately, this little ally seems to be really upset, but Matthew racked his brains and couldn't find out the reason.Although she and Miao Yue haven't been together for a long time, they are blood-linked flesh and blood after all, and she can be sure that she won't annoy her by revealing that the little girl has never been in a relationship.

So why?Matthew can only pray that the little girl won't be too angry...

The author has something to say:

The preview failed, the goddess has not yet officially appeared...

I really need to explain,

As for "Goddess", like "Old Horse", it's just a nickname for jokes, not because Miao Zhiqing is so immortal or beautiful.Looking back, you will find that she is also an ordinary person, the down-to-earth kind.

Regarding the fact that the goddess doesn't like old horses at this stage, I think it's normal.The two respectively interpret the two appearances of love, love at first sight and love over time.

Yesterday's collection almost didn't increase. It's so mysterious...