Panda Criminal Investigation Team

After receiving Cheng Bin's inexplicable bathroom confession,

Yu Renjie's heart is very heavy,

he can't eat,

sleepless nights,

Finally jumped out of bed one day in the middle of the night.bouncing bouncing,

He tidied up the room without a clue,

This is from Yu Renjie's birth to the present,

For the first time, I took the initiative to clean up the house.If his wife saw him, she would think he was bewitched by an evil spirit, a ghost on his body.

He probably has a real ghost,

Because after he finished cleaning the room, he began to think, why not wash the dirty clothes on the floor together.So in the middle of the night,

He starts to operate the washing machine.

Probably because of the upper body of the ghost,

He looked at the operation buttons back and forth several times, but he didn't see anything.At that moment he decided to believe the words of the great man Marx,

practice the truth,

So I immediately lowered my head and pressed several buttons,

The washing machine swayed left and right.Maybe it's not as simple as just shaking,

more like an earthquake,

The washing machine seems to be shaking its head|pill,

A disco danced in front of him, followed by another siren, louder and louder,

It's like the police came to crack down on drugs.

Yu Renjie unplugged the power in a hurry,

He just breathed a sigh of relief, but found that Cheng Bin was already standing behind him, which really shocked him.Cheng Bin had a panoramic view of his frightened appearance, stepped on his slippers, squinted his eyes and asked him: "You don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing here?"

Yu Renjie suppressed his heartbeat and said, "I don't have eyes, I'm doing laundry!"

"Yo, you also do laundry?"

"Who wouldn't!"

"Have you finished washing?"

"It's not clear, it's just the beginning!"

"But... did you put laundry detergent?"

Yu Renjie lifted the lid, glanced at the machine several times, and said uncertainly: "For me, the newly bought laundry detergent doesn't foam!"

"Oh, did you turn on the water?"

"Water? Water! I..." Yu Renjie finally lowered his head, unable to write any more.

Cheng Bin didn't take the opportunity to mock him, but coaxed and pushed him into the room.Until he was sent to bed and the quilt was covered, he muttered a paragraph of instructions for relaxation training in yoga exercises.

"Relax...loose...you feel light on the top of your head...your eyebrows are loose...loose...your eyelids are loose, loose..."

Yu Renjie opened his mouth, and didn't watch him go out until the neurotic finished the last sentence "the toes are loose".Cheng Bin must be a demon, before he fell into a dream, he thought so dazedly, at this moment, from the top of his head to his toes, he really felt very relaxed.There was no dream after that.

The next morning, Yu Renjie pretended to come to the living room and found that Cheng Bin was already sitting at the dining table with a newspaper in his hand.When he looked up and saw him, Cheng Bin smiled and said with his mouth tilted: "Do you know what you did last night? You sleepwalked, you idiot!"

Only then did Yu Renjie know that the reason why Cheng Bin asked him to practice yoga in the middle of the night was to hypnotize him.In order to save his own face, and because he caught a glimpse of what he threw into the washing machine on the balcony last night and it was already drying, he tried his best to play a fool, rubbed his neck and said, "I don't know!"

So he had to be patient and listen to Cheng Bin's vivid description of his stupidity last night.

Before going out, Cheng Bin was polishing his leather shoes in front of the shoe cabinet, and when he turned his head, he glanced at him slowly: "I said, you are not sleepwalking because I like your things and the pressure is too great, right?"

Yu Renjie felt guilty, and blurted out a series of parallel sentences: "How could it be, how can there be such a thing, it is absolutely impossible!"

Cheng Bin gave him a suspicious look, and got up: "That's good, I feel calm these two days, and you, don't take it too seriously...I said you don't dawdle, go out!"

Cheng Bin said that he was calm, he was really calm, except for looking at him from time to time, showing some good intentions, other times, he was quite natural.Not only is the look in his eyes natural, but also the body language is natural, and it is more manifested in work, and he still yells at him at every turn, as if he doesn't remember anything about saying that he likes him.

When Cheng Bin yelled at him, Yu Renjie was very angry. He didn't think he deserved special treatment, but felt that he was cheated by Cheng Bin.It’s the same as receiving a winning text message that the prize didn’t come, and the salary increase after being promoted. I just said I like him, and he was so smooth when he scolded people. Could this sentence of liking be a lie? Yu Renjie couldn’t help but think so road.

Apart from anger, what Yu Renjie experienced most of the time was entanglement.When Cheng Bin spat at him, he didn't know whether he should scold him back, after all, he liked him; and he didn't know whether he should swallow his anger, because he liked liking himself!When he was so entangled, he didn't listen to a word of what Cheng Bin said, he just looked down at his hands, and now even where to put them became a problem - uncomfortable from beginning to end, It is extremely difficult for Yu Renjie to be a man.

Later, Xiao Mi told Hao Jinyang that your old Yu was about to be tortured into depression by the blind A Bing, and Hao Jinyang was also very worried about this.

But soon, Yu Renjie was no longer the old Yu of Hao Jinyang's family, because Hao Jinyang and Xiao Mi formed a group because of the redistribution of personnel in the group.The two made meritorious service in the college poisoning case. Cheng Bin asked them to partner with each other and began to take charge of some simple cases independently.The so-called failure is the mother of success. They should encounter setbacks and overcome setbacks in order to grow rapidly. Cheng Bin used this official tone during the meeting.

Everyone nodded, except Yu Renjie.He strongly suspects that Cheng Bin is acting for the public's benefit, because Fat Wei and Xi Shi are originally a team, and now that Hao Jinyang and Xiao Mi are in a group, then only he and Cheng Bin are left.In such a hurry to occupy his time, probably what Cheng Bin said was not false, he really liked him, Yu Renjie quietly looked at Cheng Bin's back, frowning and thought.

From then on, whenever a case happened, Cheng Bin really liked to take him to act together. Although Cheng Bin looked as usual, he still sneered at him and found fault with him, but Yu Renjie always felt that there was something awkward, so awkward that he was also abnormal. stand up.

Yu Renjie's hair, which was always messy, became soft and smooth, and shiny. For several days, people came to his seat and asked him where he made the straightening package.After Yu Renjie explained that he just bought a comb, someone asked him again, where did you buy the shirt you were wearing, and why did it not wrinkle when you wore it.

These days, Yu Renjie is not only very concerned about his appearance, but even his room has become tidy.When Cheng Bin went into his room to clean up stinky socks and dirty clothes, he was surprised to find that there were no such things on the bed and floor, and the snacks that he had scattered everywhere in the past had been sealed with clips and neatly placed in the storage in the box.

This kind of Yu Renjie made Cheng Bin very uncomfortable. He couldn't help guessing his intention for doing this. He was embarrassed, or he didn't want to owe him. Later, Cheng Bin thought, maybe he suffered from some sequelae after sleepwalking. .

But Yu Renjie is just vanity, nothing more.Finally came to someone to confess to himself. Although he is a big man, he is still a deadly enemy in his life. He doesn't want the other party to think that he is blind to fall in love with such an idiot. That's basically what he thinks.

Even though Yu Renjie often brags about his intelligence, he really doesn't know what else he has to show off. When others asked him to introduce himself, he summed up eight words in his heart: "Great for life and afraid of death, Delicious and lazy."In addition to these eight words, he was also tormented by asthma, leaving him with almost no capital to show off.Yu Renjie never thought that anyone would be willing to be friends with him, so from childhood to adulthood, no matter how the other party expressly hinted, as long as he couldn't accurately say that he liked him, he would never think of that aspect at all.

For example, some time ago, Wang Xiaoqi, a girl in Li Qianqian's dormitory, made a special trip to wait for him at the gate of the police station all afternoon, and stuffed him with a bar of chocolate.Yu Renjie took the chocolate away, and under the boos of his colleagues, he explained calmly: "It was the little girl who crushed my Proboscis King, and compensated with chocolate."

Afterwards, he called the mobile phone number he left behind and told Wang Xiaoqi: "How can you still remember such a small thing? I forgot about you a long time ago. I ate the chocolate. Don't come here again. Don't make an example."

Later, Wang Xiaoqi did not come back, and did not even call him.

Cheng Bin was the first one to confess to him clearly and confirm that he was not joking.

It was also the first time that Yu Renjie opened his screen for his admirer Peacock.

Autumn is getting deeper and the beginning of winter is gradually ushered in.Yu Renjie received a call from his father, and Lao Yu asked him on the phone that the wedding anniversary with his wife was coming up, what gift could he give him.

When Yu Renjie picked up the phone, Cheng Bin happened to pass by.After hanging up the phone, he always felt that it would be awkward not to say anything, so Yu Renjie told Cheng Bin his father's confusion with a dry voice, and finally added, what do you think should be given as a gift.

When this question was uttered, even Yu Renjie himself felt awkward, but Cheng Bin didn't think so. He told him very enthusiastically that when his parents celebrated their wedding anniversary this year, his father gave his mother a pure gold coin. pendant to block Tai Sui.According to Cheng Bin's mother's personality, she should have hung this pendant around her neck to show off, and Yu Renjie's mother is one of her regular audience.So Yu Renjie glanced at Cheng Bin and asked, "If my dad buys a bigger gold jewelry, your dad won't mind?"

Yu Renjie's mother didn't have any outstanding advantages, but being aggressive was one of them. If his father didn't buy her something better, she would probably be talking about it until next year's anniversary.

Yu Renjie thought that it is not necessary to buy gold jewelry, it is also good to buy other jewelry, such as a rounder pearl necklace, a clearer crystal pendant, or a better jade bracelet. Anyway, it is big and bright enough, and it is not too expensive. Under the premise of this, it's enough for her mother to go to Cheng Bin's house to show off.But Cheng Bin said that it is better to buy gold jewelry if you want to buy it, because gold preserves its value. He enthusiastically found some store information for him, which he collected when he bought gold jewelry for his mother.

Now that everything is ready-made, Yu Renjie gave all the information to his father, but his old Yu said: "Son, dad is lazy, help me buy things."

Yu Renjie is lazy and followed his father.So in his spare time, he spent all day at home watching funny videos and comics, but didn't go out to buy gold jewelry for his father.Until the next day was his mother's birthday, he was still eating snacks and yawning in front of the computer.

Finally, the enthusiastic roommate said to him that day: "Let's go, I'll go with you, and hurry up and buy the gift back."