Panda Criminal Investigation Team

When Hao Jinyang was rubbing mud in the bathroom,

Yu Renjie was waiting in the corner outside the bath,

hiding in the shadows without light,

Sometimes leaning on the left side,

Sometimes leaning to the right.waited almost two hours,

Finally a bear came.

A fat black bear came out of the darkness,

Looking around in a circle,

Two folding stools and a few bricks were taken out from the belly of the predecessor.Two stools stacked together, with the addition of bricks, the height is enough.Yu Renjie remembers that this cartoon character is called Kumamoto,

Characterized by a round belly and bright blush, it is the mascot of Kumamoto Prefecture, Japan. Traveling to Japan has become popular recently,

With its silly appearance,

Kumamoto once became popular on the Internet, followed by a lot of emojis.Maybe the factory workers don't know fashion well,

Just call it a black bear.

Where did you find such a cute black bear,

Really.

Kumamoto climbed up the stool awkwardly,

Throw your head toward the window,

interesting,

Its ass is round and big,

I don't know how much cotton was stuffed, and when I was peeping, I moved twice, as if twisting my buttocks.Yu Renjie took out his mobile phone and took two photos behind it,

quietly approaching,

When one step away from it, shouted: "Coming!"

Kumamoto shuddered on the chair, perhaps because the headgear was too bulky, so it was able to turn its head and look down with its hands on its face.With that chubby belly, dull eyes, big blush, coupled with the movement of tilting his head and resting his cheek, Yu Renjie's heart was hit hard by it, and he almost didn't rush to take a photo with it.But he was a professional, so he cleared his throat and said to it, "Police! Get off the stool!"

Unexpectedly, Kumamoto came down, but he jumped down, and the whole body fell on Yu Renjie's body. The instant gravity made him dizzy for a while. Bumped away.

Fortunately, Hao Jinyang rushed out of the bathing place at this moment and chased after him all the way.He only had time to wrap a bath towel around his waist, and the slippers with water clattered on the ground.

"Don't run! Police!" He yelled at the black bear's back, but the black bear ignored him at all.

The shirtless policeman chased after Kumamoto. It was really cold, and his legs were shaking while running, but he was able to keep shortening the distance to Kumamoto. Take two steps on it.

While grabbing Kumamoto's shoulder, Kumamoto turned around, stretched out his evil hand and tore off Hao Jinyang's bath towel. In shock, Hao Jinyang let go, and Kumamoto continued to flee with his bath towel.Hao Jinyang was so happy, he just ran two steps to chase him, when he suddenly realized that he was running naked, he felt ashamed for a moment, he didn't care about chasing the thief, he just wanted to find a place to hide and wait for rescue.This Kumamoto even turned his head and admired him up and down before continuing to run for his life, not only the word hooligan can be described!

Yu Renjie chased after Kumamoto when he was admiring the naked body, Hao Jinyang yelled at him: "Brother, catch him!"

As soon as Yu Renjie came, Kumamoto continued to flee.Yu Renjie chased after him out of breath, and when he passed by Hao Jinyang, he cursed: "You chase after him too!"

Hao Jinyang held his hands between his legs and twitched non-stop: "Brother, I'm not wearing pants!"

Yu Renjie cursed again, and chased after him, while Hao Jinyang was just behind him, clutching key parts and writhing continuously.Yu Renjie ran very fast at first, but then he ran slower and slower, and even Hao Jinyang caught up with him while twisting and walking.Seeing Kumamoto running farther and farther, Hao Jinyang became anxious: "Brother, why are you running so slowly!"

Looking at his senior brother again, he was already so tired that he bent his waist, lowered his head and didn't know what he was doing.When he looked up, under the street lamps, he was pale and kept sucking on the small bottle in his hand. Every time he took a sip, he had to gasp, almost rolled his eyes on the spot.

No way, brother Asthma?Hao Jinyang wanted to pat him on the back, but just as he stretched out his hand, he felt his lower body go cold, so he had to put his hand back to the original place again and cover it tightly.

And Kumamoto, long gone.

After resting for a while, Yu Renjie was able to speak. The first sentence was: "This bear runs so fast!"

You are too slow, Hao Jinyang thought.

The second sentence is: "Are you cold?"

Hao Jinyang said: "It's okay." But he was cursing in his heart, can you not be cold, try running naked!

Yu Renjie glanced at him up and down, took off his coat and gave it to him: "It doesn't matter whether it's cold or not, just cover your butt first!"

Hao Jin stretched his legs in the sun, and Yu Renjie panted, and they went back to the bathroom to pick up clothes together.Hao Jinyang looked like an exhibitionist. After entering the bathhouse, he was pointed and pointed all the way, and his heart was chilled.The first day I reported to the Criminal Investigation Team [-], not only got the nickname of foreign kimchi, but also became a peeled kimchi, and I was seen inside and out.

Originally thought that the work of the day would end here, but Yu Renjie proposed to continue, saying that prisoners will panic when they encounter the police, and it is common to abandon evidence when they have a guilty conscience.The two of them walked in the direction that Kumamoto was fleeing, and he was right. Next to a big tree on this road, the layer of Kumamoto's skin and that huge head were scattered.The brick was broken at the door of the bathroom, but the folding stool was taken home by the prisoner, and he was quite a housekeeper.

Yu Renjie picked up the head, rubbed it against it, seemed to like it very much, and then threw the head and the layer of skin to Hao Jinyang: "Evidence, take it back."

The day's action is over.

The next morning, Hao Jinyang entered the office carrying the Kumamoto suit.A group of female colleagues came up to touch them, but he separated them with his hands: "This is evidence, don't touch it, don't touch it randomly!"

Xiao Mi leaned over and grinned loudly: "I heard that you guys went to catch a pornographic maniac yesterday, did you catch it?"

Hao Jinyang blushed: "It was almost, we found his disguise, here, that's it."

Xiao Mi let out a burst of laughter: "You mean Kumamoto? Are you sure?"

As soon as Hao Jinyang nodded, Xiao Mi ran around to tell each other.

Wang Haili appeared out of nowhere and tugged at his sleeves: "Don't pay attention to her, she just talks a lot, tell me if you have anything to do."

Hao Jinyang was extremely aggrieved, and told him that he was forced to run naked after taking a two-hour bath after tossing for a day, and that Yu Renjie was almost out of breath after chasing someone.

Wang Haili nodded while listening, showing sympathetic eyes: "Then Yu Renjie is in poor health. He catches a cold and gets sick every now and then. It's a mess. I'll tell you secretly, I heard that he came in through the back door."

"what?"

"That's for sure, you think to yourself, can you be admitted to the police with such poor health? Can't you pass the physical fitness test? His grandfather used to be a high-ranking official in the police station, and even after retirement, he still has contacts... So, look at your captain Cheng Bin Seeing him so upset, you can't do anything to him, can you?"

"Oh."

Wang Haili seemed a little disappointed by his cold reaction, and licked his lips: "What about you, new here, I can only tell you so much. Follow him to do things, and you should be careful, you know? There are people above him!"

Hao Jinyang felt a little guilty: "Then I told you just now that he couldn't outrun a bear, so don't tell it."

Wang Haili blinked and said, "Brother, who is it? I promise not to tell."

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, Yu Renjie came, wiping his nose, he really caught a cold.

Hao Jinyang ran around naked outside and was fine, but he got caught when he was dressed tightly, which was a bit ironic.

The department had a morning meeting that day. After looking around, they couldn't find Wang Haili. After asking, they found out that he was not from the second team, but from the Traffic Police Headquarters.Cheng Bin said bluntly: "It's not good to have less contact with him."

Hao Jinyang didn't know why, so Xiao Mi told him in private: "Wang Haili has a character problem. We publicly nicknamed him Pang Dahai, and privately called him a bastard. Our team Cheng sometimes speaks harshly, but he said You should remember what Wang Haili said."

Seeing her rare seriousness, Hao Jinyang nodded in a daze.

I also met the legendary Xi Shi that day. Her nickname has nothing to do with her appearance, but her real name is Shi Xi.His long hair was tied up, giving him a very energetic appearance.Even if she is really Xi Shi, Hao Jinyang has no chance, she is already the mother of a five-year-old girl.Although in his late thirties, he exudes the vigor of a teenager, with a loud voice and bright expression, and seems to be a particularly easy-to-get-along colleague.

By the end of the morning meeting, Hao Jinyang ran naked, and rumors about Yu Renjie's illness had spread everywhere.Someone even asked him to pose as a naked David statue, which is really a pain in the ass.

Hao Jinyang looked at Wang Haili, and Wang Haili swore to the sky: "It's really not me. If it were me, I would be struck by lightning! Did you tell others? Oh, I see. It was Yu Renjie who said it. He wants to give you a blow." !"

Hao Jinyang felt that Yu Renjie was a weird person, but he didn't go around talking about his asthma. Knowing that he had already suffered from Wang Haili, Hao Jinyang didn't say anything, and went to Yu Renjie: "Brother, what should I do? What should I do in Kumamoto?" Grasp?"

Yu Renjie sniffed his nose: "I'll go to the factory again later, Axie! You take Kumamoto with you, Axie! Let me slow down first, ah, ah, ah... Well, hold back. I'm almost out of paper, Go get me a bag."

When he came to the tire factory this time, Yu Renjie directly showed his ID.The police|officer ID card wrapped in paper towels was taken out from many napkins, and walked in swaggeringly.Hao Jinyang followed behind holding the Kumamoto suit, like a little eunuch holding the hem of the emperor's clothes.

The personnel manager came to receive the reception. Yu Renjie sat in the conference room and wiped his nose. At this time, the cold medicine finally took effect, and the sneezing stopped temporarily: "I will name some characteristics, please help find out the suitable ones in your company. people with these conditions."

The personnel manager was nervous: "You mean...the prisoner belongs to our company?"

"Most likely, yes."

The manager nodded heavily: "Okay, I'll get a pen and paper to write it down."

"Number one, he lived in or near an industrial estate.

Second, he may be an in-staff or an outsourcer in your company, and outsourcers are more likely.His position may be a cleaner, an administrator, or other employees who are not busy and often walk around the company.

Third, if he is an outsourcer, his company serves many other companies in the industrial zone.If it is a staff member, his last company meets the above characteristics.

Fourth, when committing crimes before, someone may have asked him whether he saw suspicious characters.

Fifth, his gender is not limited, and his body type should be fat. "

After finishing speaking, the personnel manager asked someone to help, while Yu Renjie wiped his nose and tasted snacks without stopping his nose and mouth.

"The nose is so congested that I can't taste any flavor." He said, but he continued to eat.

Taking advantage of the gap, Hao Jinyang asked him: "Brother, what conditions are you talking about, and how did you get them?"

Yu Renjie sniffed and said: "First of all, the first cases occurred in this factory. It can be suspected that the criminals came from the inside. An access card is required to enter here-after all, people will choose the place with the lowest crime cost. Secondly, inside the factory Chased him a few times but found nothing, which is enough to show his familiarity with the geographical environment. The layout here is relatively simple. You have run through that corridor a few times. As a well-trained policeman, it is difficult for you to escape, let alone an ordinary person. Thinking about it this way, there are two possibilities, first, he found a place to hide, and second, he mixed into the crowd."

Hao Jinyang nodded and continued to listen to his senior brother's instructions.

"The situation in the bathing place is the same. Only if you are familiar enough with the surrounding environment can you find the best escape route. If he dared to escape wearing a puppet costume, he must have enough confidence to escape, so it is very likely that he lives nearby. If it wasn't for yesterday In the evening, we frightened him and made him lose his direction for a while, and he probably slipped away long ago. In summary, the criminal is familiar with the surrounding environment and is likely to be an employee of this factory. He can escape every time he commits a crime. At this time, we You have to wonder if there is such a possibility, even if he has no time to escape, when he swaggers in the corridor hall of the factory, no one will find it awkward, maybe they will ask him, have you seen someone running past just now? ?”

"So he is most likely a cleaning staff or an administrative staff!" Hao Jinyang interrupted.

Yu Renjie took out a tissue and wiped his nose: "That's right, the HR manager mentioned that there were sporadic similar voyeuristic cases in nearby companies, which further confirmed this assumption. Every industry has its circle, and outsourced service personnel belong to a company. Being sent to different companies to export services, it is normal to visit each other in spare time. After all, there is an access card. Cleaning administration is the easiest service to outsource. As for the body shape, after all, it was suppressed once yesterday, so it is roughly a number, height But 1.6 meters five, weighing at least 130 catties."

Hao Jinyang has already admired his frail and greedy brother, as if he has caught the criminal who defiled his body: "When the HR manager finishes the screening, he will definitely be able to catch that guy!"

Unexpectedly, there were as many as eight people who met the conditions.