Panda Criminal Investigation Team

When Ren Xia and Lao Yu came back from abroad,

Found that Comrade Xiao Yu lost weight,

yellow and thin,

Lost at least five catties of meat.Ren Xia was very distressed,

Hurry up and cook chicken soup for my son,

But Yu Renjie kept clutching his chest and said he couldn't eat.

"what happened,

Are you in a bad mood? "Ren Xia asked her son with the golden chicken soup.

Yu Renjie shook his head,

Just say, "I'm fine."

"He said it's okay. There must be something. Tell mom quickly."

"Oh, it's really all right."

Now even Lao Yu felt that something was wrong with his son: "If you have anything to say to your parents, you should speak up quickly. If you have anything to say,

With your dad backing you up! "

The last time old Comrade Yu acted so masculine,

It seems like a long time ago, he was always pulled by Ren Xia's ears on weekdays,

Cursing and cursing.

Yu Renjie lowered his head,

He secretly raised his eyelids: "It's like this,

I fell in love with someone. "

Both Ren Xia and Lao Yu breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh,

This is a good thing!It's time for you to fall in love. "

"But I fell in love with someone I shouldn't love." After Yu Renjie finished speaking,

lowered his head even lower,

It seemed that she had made some unforgivable mistake, which made Ren Xia even more impatient: "Who do you like, just tell me!"

"A colleague,

" Yu Renjie stammered: "But he is not a woman. "

He didn't directly say that he liked a man,

That's why Ren Xia and Lao Yu took a turn to understand what he meant, and then they were so surprised that they didn't close their mouths for a while.

Yu Renjie said: "You scold me, I know it's wrong, it's not normal. If others find out, our Yu family and Ren family will lose all face."

Ren Xia thought for a while and said cautiously, "It's not certain."

"Why not?" Yu Renjie raised his head, his eyes were red: "Homosexuality is a pervert, a freak, and a disease. If other old men and women find out that I like men, you will also be implicated by me. Being looked down upon by others, maybe one day you want to dance in the square, and no place will accept you... When I think about this, I feel uncomfortable. I have been thinking about it for the past two days. You don't deserve to live in this world!"

"What's wrong with guys who like men?" Lao Yu said: "If you like men, you don't deserve to live, so you don't eat! Don't think too much, eat first, drink some soup, people are so thin."

"That's right," Ren Xia said, "There is a person in Thailand who likes a pig. It's good to live with a pig. Even if you like a pig or a cockroach, your parents will support you! If the square If Wu Wu doesn’t accept us, we’ll go learn the waltz by ourselves, and it’s even more advanced! By the way, who is that colleague you’re talking about? How does he feel about you?”

"He is very nice to me," Yu Renjie said, "but he is a man."

"A man is a man, whoever dares to say anything about you, we will beat him!" Lao Yu said: "Drink the soup!"

Yu Renjie finally took the soup bowl and took a big sip, it was really delicious.After drinking the soup, he licked his lips: "I'll bring him to you some other day."

Since then, Ren Xia has been very anxious every day, and she is eager to see what kind of person her son's partner is.But she didn't dare to rush her son, fearing that the pressure on him would be too great.She can't scold the child, for fear that he will have a psychological breakdown.The son is already so sensible, and he has made her feel at ease since she was a child. It's just that she made a small mistake in the choice of love, and she shouldn't blame him.And it's not a mistake. Whoever he likes or doesn't like is his freedom. In fact, as long as he can live well, she will be satisfied.

But she always felt a little scared, afraid that what her son brought home would be a bad thing, and she was also afraid that she could not handle the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law well. After all, the daughter-in-law she had been thinking about became a man overnight, and the difference was too great.Lao Yu is better than her, but it is a pity that several houses of their family were originally intended to be passed on to their grandchildren.

"Just think that Jiejie is a DINK. Many young people don't want children these days." Ren Xia said to her wife, "That's good. We'll sell the set in two years, and we can travel abroad."

Two days later, Yu Renjie brought a man to the door.He was unremarkable, wooden, with thick black-framed eyes, and he had been smirking there since he entered the door.

"This is Hao Jinyang, my junior in the unit." Yu Renjie introduced to them: "I asked him to come over for a light meal."

Ren Xia and Lao Yu shook hands with Hao Jinyang for a while: "Hello, hello, how did you meet my Jiejie?"

"Oh..." Hao Jinyang scratched his head: "When I first came here, I studied with my brother, and everyone said I was his follower."

"Oh, oh..." The two old men welcomed him into the house: "Sit down quickly, we will have dinner right away."

At the dinner table, Ren Xia and Lao Yu kept staring at Hao Jinyang, which made it difficult for Hao Jinyang to eat.He turned to Yu Renjie for help, and Yu Renjie said: "It's like this. Hao Jinyang had a girlfriend recently and was thinking of getting married. He asked me if there was any restaurant I knew that I could recommend for a wedding. I said, my mother has a little sister at home. If you are in the wedding business, maybe you can help me get a discount. It just so happens that he has nothing to do today, so I will let him come to my house and ask for advice on this convenient experience."

Ren Xia breathed a sigh of relief: "It turns out that he is going to marry the little girl?"

"Yeah, didn't you go to the little sister's place to help before, hurry up and help him plan the plan." Yu Renjie patted Hao Jinyang on the shoulder: "He is my good buddy."

Hao Jinyang obtained a lot of experience and knowledge, and returned with a rewarding experience.Ren Xia stopped Yu Renjie before he left: "When will your boyfriend bring it to us?"

"Soon, soon." Yu Renjie said vaguely.

A few days later, Yu Renjie brought a man home again.The one who came this time was a big fat man without neck or waist.

"This is my colleague, named Pan Wei." Yu Renjie introduced them generously: "He and I get along very well, we both like food, and today I made a special trip to bring him to taste your specialty dish, braised pork ribs. "

When the two of them were not paying attention, Ren Xia quietly pulled Lao Yu aside: "This guy named Pan is too fat, from head to belly to lower body, it looks like a bunch of candied haws!"

"I look like the Pearl of the Orient," Lao Yu said, "It's not as good as the last time. Although the last time was a little ugly and stupid, but at least the body is healthy. Fat people are prone to high blood pressure and high blood fat. From now on, we Jiejie I'm going to take care of him at the bedside."

After asking a bunch of questions about how Comrade Pan Wei and Yu Renjie knew each other and how to get along with each other, Ren Xia and Lao Yu looked at the fat man with worried faces.Pan Wei ate five pieces of pork ribs in a row, and the soup kept dripping from his fingers. He was too good to eat.

Fortunately, Yu Renjie immediately said: "Dad, Mom, our Pan Wei is still single and can't find a girlfriend. Don't you know many old aunts? Can you help him find a girlfriend?"

Ren Xia and Lao Yu breathed a sigh of relief again: "Oh, so he is looking for a girlfriend?"

Pan Wei nodded desperately: "Yes, my parents are so worried!"

After taking a photo of Pan Wei and recording his age, height, assets and hobbies, they finally sent Pan Wei away.Ren Xia asked Yu Renjie with her hips crossed: "Where is your boyfriend, why didn't you bring it? The men I saw these days are not as good as the other, so don't scare your old lady."

"No rush," Yu Renjie said, "I'll bring him over tomorrow."

The next day, Yu Renjie took Cheng Bin home, and Cheng Bin was carrying many gifts.After the previous two baptisms, Ren Xia and Lao Yu had prepared themselves for the worst, but it wasn't bad, so they were very relieved.

"After a long time, it's Binbin!" Lao Yu said, "It made us guess for a long time."

"I've never seen Binbin so pleasing to the eye in my life. I used to think he was quite annoying." Ren Xia said with a smile, "Come over and have dinner."

In just one meal, Yu Renjie's parents accepted Cheng Bin, which surprised Cheng Bin very much.

Yu Renjie explained: "This kind of thing can't be forced, it needs to be skillful. The first step, when confessing to my parents, I have to take their stand. Since they want to accuse me of being ignorant and abnormal, I will Accuse myself first, and finish all the words they want to scold me, then they can only stand opposite me and speak for me. When communicating, people always like to stand on the opposite side of others.”

Cheng Bin nodded, regretting not asking him for these communication skills in the first place.

"The second step is to lower their expectations. Originally, you, Cheng Bin, are average-looking, have a bad temper, and owe a lot of debt. My parents don't like you. Then I will find someone worse than you to show them." , lower their expectations to a certain level, and when they can accept kimchi and fat stomach, they will think you are very good when you play again."

"Yo, you even use your teammates to achieve your goals." Cheng Bin laughed.

"I don't care about the means." Yu Renjie said.

Cheng Bin kissed him hard: "Well done!"

But no matter what strategy Yu Renjie used, the only reason Ren Xia and Lao Yu compromised was because of love.Tactics just make compromise come faster and smoother.

Since Yu Renjie's parents agreed to their relationship, Cheng Bin's parents had no choice but to keep their promise and send their blessings.They found an auspicious day and asked both parents to meet together.

That day Wang Minhui and Ren Xia put on their gold necklaces at the same time. Wang Minhui's chain was thicker and the pendant was smaller. Ren Xia's chain was thinner but the pendant was thicker.The two looked at the jewelry on each other's necks, and curled their lips together.

"You also brought this necklace, didn't your son buy it for you?" Ren Xia said to Wang Minhui, "My son also bought this necklace."

Wang Minhui pulled her chain and smiled: "Yes, my son bought it. I keep telling him not to waste money, but he just doesn't listen."

"Your son is capable, he has become a squadron leader!"

"Not as capable as your son, I raised such a big son, all for you! Don't look at other people's tall and big, Yu Renjie, one mouthful, I really raised him so big for nothing."

"Look at what you said," Ren Xia raised her eyelids, "Is your son not good enough for you? I think he's pretty good."

"If you like it, I'll give it to you. No refund or exchange!" Wang Minhui snorted.

"Hey, you're still sticking your nose in the face. I can't bear it with my son. It's cheap for your son."

"Okay, okay, okay, your son is the best, your son is the best in the world."

"Isn't that the case!"

Before a few words were spoken, the two had a choke, but it was only the beginning of their years-long in-law feud.No, perhaps it should be said that the two of them have been like this for decades, but they still cannot escape the fate of being entangled repeatedly in the future.

When they were fighting, the husband of the two was drinking tea leisurely, as if the wife did not exist.They have long been used to such days.

And after a meal, Wang Minhui and Ren Xia got better again.Wang Minhui said, fortunately, the other party was them, and they knew the basics, and it would be bad if they encountered messy people.Ren Xia also said, come to our house to play more when you have time. There is a vacant room in my house, which is specially for you to live in.

After saying goodbye to their parents, Cheng Bin and Yu Renjie walked along the path they were familiar with. They grew up here and passed by it countless times.In the past, it was the elementary school where they had studied together, but now it has been renovated, and even they don't recognize it.

In the past, there was a hollow iron gate at the entrance of the primary school, which was mottled and rusted.Now that iron door has been demolished and replaced with a new iron door, painted green, a head taller than the old one, but shorter than them.

Although everything they are familiar with no longer exists, they still clearly remember how they became big brother and little brother here.

At that time, Yu Renjie walked in front, turned to Cheng Bin behind him and said, "Hey, do you want to be my little brother?"

Cheng Bin came up to meet him and quickly said, "Okay!"

At this time, Yu Renjie stretched out his hand to the person behind him: "Hey, Cheng Bin, do you want to grow old with me?"

Cheng Bin gently held his hand and said happily, "Okay!"