The host is very poor at acting [Transmigration Book]

Text/Drunk Book Nanfei

Unless it was a last resort, Yan Jicha really didn't want to do this.

However, if you do not have enough points, you cannot unmute.Not to mention whether the mission can be ended early and sent home by the system, he can be embarrassed to death by himself just by going through a few plots.

Before reading the lines, Yan Jicha opened the system mall again.

030 said that points can be exchanged for character freedom.

Although he only has 6000 points now, it can still come in handy.

The gag system is not dead, but like electricity, it is more flexible and can be charged slowly in exchange for a relatively small degree of freedom.

Yan Jicha has never felt pain for valuable investment. When all 2 points are charged in, the degree of freedom changes from [none] to [fault tolerance [-] points].

He clicked on the notes and found that the error tolerance value of 2 points means that there may be some typos, omissions, and modal particles in the lines that do not affect the meaning of the sentence.

Seeing him like this, the system suddenly sighed.

System: I knew that this year's hosts don't like the mouth addiction of 'na', but the original work of this world is this kind of cool text with a bit of two-dimensional style. Otherwise, how can we prevent the target from collapsing?

It's really hard work.

Yan Jicha chuckled in his heart: Do you think I will remove this modal particle?

System: Otherwise...?

It's too late, Yan Jicha has already spoken the first line!

Every word is pronounced clearly and full, and the tone is standard, as if it is an elementary Chinese listening question, the kind that is read out by the dubbing according to the script.

"Well, it's fine to go anywhere, but... I'm strong."

Not only did it not remove the terrible modal particles, it even injected more souls!

"Because he is too strong, he always wins. Even if he wins with mental power, it doesn't mean much to me, but it's really boring to say."

After reading this, Yan Jicha tried to laugh to realize the bracketed laugh in the script.

But he was not good at smirking since he was a child. Even if he was taught by his father to be polite with his partners, it would be self-defeating.

The difficulty of fake smiles this time is much higher... To overcome the disgust, frustration and shame in my heart at the same time, one couldn't hold back, and changed from a chuckle to a twitch of the corner of the mouth.

"Hey, Qin Shensang, if it were you, I would definitely be able to do it. Let me also experience... the sweet taste of being severely suppressed, suffering, struggling, and even being forced to beg for mercy and admit defeat."

Qin Shen was shocked and looked at him without saying a word.

"Hey, don't let me down, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to tell you what I really want to say today."

After speaking all these lines, Yan Jicha finally exhausted the courage and face that he had accumulated with great difficulty. He looked away with a shadowy face, collapsed beside him and began to loathe himself.

Ah, I said it, I actually said it.

System: Why are you so proficient.

Yan Jicha: Anyway, I grew up watching this kind of thing.

System: The lines are pretty good, really, but why, why can you say such good lines like chanting sutras! ! !

Yan Jicha: I'm also curious, why, such a good villain, why did he have to send someone to deal with him.

System: Not for world peace yet! !

Yan Jicha didn't want to talk anymore, he wanted to hit someone when he heard the word world peace now.

When he first time traveled, he didn't have time to think about it, but now that he sat down calmly, the more he thought about it, the more sick he felt about this mission.

Seeing that he didn't believe it, the system was very dissatisfied, and refuted loudly: This is not as simple as conquering a character!He is the biggest villain in this world. If his character collapses, all the plots will collapse, and the balance of this world will be disrupted, so what? !

Yan Jicha: No matter what time he is, he is normal. Does he look like he is about to collapse?

But now, they are silent for ten seconds, and they look like they are about to collapse.

System: It's too normal for you, it's the harbinger of collapse!Did you forget it?What kind of novel world is this?

Yan Jicha: Uh, the two-dimensional brainless and refreshing text of the second dog blood.

His black history.

System: ... It seems that you understand it well, so let me tell you right now, the middle school two are the protagonists, the bloody ones are the supporting roles, and the brainless ones are the villains. In order to set off the protagonist, the final boss must be strong enough to be in It's cool enough to defeat the villains.

When Yan Jicha heard it, the truth was correct, but he felt as if he was swearing.

System: But now, in order to improve the coolness, the data debugging is wrong. Qin Shen's level of power is too high, the level of brainlessness and nonsense is too low, and the middle two value is far from enough!The villains in this world either died of lack of brains or were defeated by talking too much. Now he doesn't occupy either, and the character style is out of the main body. What is it not?

Yan Jicha: So I was sent to contact him and have sex with him, is it because people in love have no brains?

System: ... is to let you guide him back to his original character design, and return to his cute appearance in middle school.

Hearing the deep meaning of the mission, Yan Jicha felt even more stupid.

Save the world in the way of love, kill the villain, how to listen to the second, and a little bit of Jack Su.

Ah, I want to die.

Qin Shen's complexion was not very good either.

The sentence just now was full of weirdness from beginning to end, and the meaning of the sentence is quite...acceptable, right?But for some reason, it suddenly became scary when Master Yan said it with such a face of suffering, a stiff expression and tone like a biochemical robot.

What's even more frightening is that this weird tone actually gave him a familiar feeling.

Is this the proof of his ominous premonition just now? ?

"You..." After being silent for a long time, Qin Shen became more and more skeptical about life, and finally avoided this topic directly, put on the protective cover, "Let's start."

The two were silent, closed their eyes one after another in the dead silence, put on the equipment, and entered the holographic virtual world in the brain.

When Qin Shen opened his eyes again, he was already in a pure black space, surrounded by angular walls with metallic luster, and in front of him was the control panel of the brain.

Relying on his mental strength, he quickly operated and connected to Yan Jicha's brain.

The last time I used my mental power to confront a human was in the wild.

Perhaps because of Yan Jicha's sudden speech, Qin Shen couldn't help but glance at the battle record on his brain.

Wins this year: 451

Number of defeats this year: 0

Qin Shen: ...

Speaking of it, he is also the type who has almost never lost because he is too strong, and it is true... Once, occasionally, when he didn't pay attention, he probably lamented the boringness of not having an opponent.

Qin Shen's mood suddenly became indescribable, and he suddenly began to doubt himself and life.

I even couldn't help but start to reflect and reflect on myself, whether my life in the past was so smooth that I started to be stupid without realizing it, and my brain was broken like some people.

useless.

Qin Shen's heart seemed to sound the alarm called Yan Jicha, and he immediately strengthened his new belief.

That is: you must never become this kind of person, it is too stupid and too embarrassing, you must stay sober and take it as a warning.

Yan Jicha, who suddenly became abnormal today, no, Yan Jicha's speech is a negative teaching material, a more powerful negative than the silly boy at the banquet.

The tone and demeanor of Yan Jicha's words, including the original words, resurfaced in his mind again, and Qin Shenfu felt his heart, and suddenly realized again.

No wonder it feels familiar, no wonder it feels difficult to accept.

Sure enough, people will subconsciously reject all things that can reflect their own shortcomings. It is because of this mentality that he resists and feels so uncomfortable just now, as if he is being sentenced.

It seems that his father always dislikes him, precisely because they both have the same bad character.

To be able to climb up to his current position, Qin Shen has always had extremely high demands on himself. He did not do it only by relying on mental strength. He has been working hard to improve himself all the time, and he has gained a lot today.

It's just that the price of this harvest is a bit high, so it's better not to do this kind of thing again.

Qin Shen rubbed the center of his brows, took a few deep breaths while no one was around, and gradually regained his strength from the terrible blow.

On the other side, the system also has infinite vision for the future.

Because the new plot showed that after calculation, Qin Shen should have been attracted by Yan Jicha at this time.

The reason is that what was said in the heart just now directly spoke to Qin Shen's heart. He is also a lonely and lonely king. Qin Shen had a strong sympathy with the young man in front of him, and he had a further impulse.

It can be said that they cherish each other and hate each other when they meet each other.

Yan Jicha: ...Are you sure?

System: I'm sure!Next, you all have to have a good fight with your mental strength, fight and hug each other, look at each other for three seconds and smile at the same time!

Yan Jicha: I will not fight with mental power.

System: Don't be afraid, there are system guidelines!You can freely manipulate your body in this world!

The golden guide plug-in unfolded in front of his eyes, and Yan Jicha followed suit while agreeing to the brain connection from Qin Shen.

After a while, he became familiar with the manipulation of mental power by feeling. Generally speaking, it was not difficult, but using his head to control his mental body was different from the feeling of directly moving the physical body, a bit like dreaming.

This feeling is similar to the holographic game he imagined, but it is more real, and the body is also light.

According to the plot of the original book, his mental power is at the SR level, and he has the potential to be promoted to UR, but he has not systematically tested the rating, and it is said that he looks down on the current immature rating method.

And Qin Shen has always been at the UR level, among the top ten with the strongest spiritual power in the world, and the default number one in the world in the plot.

Yan Jicha really didn't understand how much he couldn't bear to think about it, so he wanted to fight the number one in the world, did he really like pain so much?

System: Don't worry, with the equipment protection provided by Qin Shen, your safety is guaranteed, even if it hurts, it won't hurt you.

Yan Jicha: You should change the word.

In the short term, he doesn't want to hear the words 'equipment' and 'safety' any more, he always finds it weird.

Following the guidance, Yan Jicha confirmed at the last step that a round hole glowing with white light appeared in front of him, like a gate to another world.

Yan Jicha: What is this?

System: Go in, it's the place where you want to compete with Qin Shen, it's the Quantum Realm nearby, it's been confirmed that there is no energy field fluctuation nearby, no matter how big the movement is.

Yan Jicha: There are blind spots of knowledge everywhere...

System: Hahaha, after all, the technology tree is different, and I gradually got used to it. In fact, it’s just called that, and it has nothing to do with quantum!You can understand it as the inner world dominated by spiritual power, or the world of the soul, the underworld, hell or something.

Yan Jicha: ...

Suddenly I don't want to go in.

Seeing the door formed by the circle of light begin to flicker, Yan Jicha walked in anyway.

Because the guide just reminded him that this kind of door that opens the two worlds cannot be maintained for too long at one time, and there will be safety hazards.

The world inside, at first glance, is no different from reality.

The surroundings are still the Yan family's house, and the faint sound of waves can still be heard in the distance, but the light seems a bit strange, the environment is much safer, and there is a gloomy atmosphere everywhere.

The difference was that Qin Shen's car was gone. He walked around and saw Qin Shen not far away.

Yan Jicha: So, how to fight?fight?

System: No, look at the guide, and use your thoughts to control yourself and the surrounding environment as you do in a lucid dream. You are a strong person above SR, and you can equip yourself with supernatural powers, or visualize various familiar weapons. This hit.

Yan Jicha was full of words.

This familiar fighting style is too two-dimensional, right? !

It's just like...

...his middle school dream.

Oops, it's a heart-wrenching feeling.

Yan Jicha covered his face silently, wishing he could strangle himself to death.

"Are you ready?"

At a distance of 50 meters, Qin Shen did not continue to approach, but asked him loudly, as if intending to play a more fair and well-behaved way.

No.

I have never been prepared for this life.

Yan Jicha thought to himself, raised his palm, and signaled him to be ready in a moment.

System: Just to remind you, in this world, you must carefully control your mental power and your thoughts, otherwise you will subconsciously release your mental power and make strange things... things...

In the house not far away, pale lights suddenly lit up, and bursts of voices could be heard.

Both Qin Shen and Yan Jicha were attracted by the sound and looked over subconsciously.

Inside the translucent floor-to-ceiling windows, rows of desks and chairs were neatly placed at some point, and a blackboard was hung on the wall. The translucent phantoms of teachers and students slowly emerged, and began to show the scene of class.

A drowsy male student was woken up by the teacher and asked to read the text aloud. He rubbed his eyes and began to read reluctantly. Because he was too sleepy, his eyelids and shoulders were drooping, and his voice was as smooth as chanting. .

After listening carefully, the tone of the reading text was in perfect agreement with Yan Jicha's reading the lines.

And the 'text' read turned out to be...

The line just now.

After taking a look, Qin Shen knew that Yan Jicha's mental power was not well controlled, subconsciously let it out, and there would be such misoperations. He deserved to be an SR-level mental power holder with too much talent and extremely lack of actual combat experience.

It turns out that I am not the only one who misses my school days.

That is, it would be great if the reading was a real middle school text...

"boom!"

There was a loud noise, and the classroom scene was suddenly blown into ruins.

Yan Jicha put down the bazooka on his shoulder expressionlessly, and calmly spoke to Qin Shen,

"I'm ready, let's get started."

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