The host is very poor at acting [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 45 045
After confirming that mom and dad are in good health and won't be offended by the sudden troublesome protagonist, Yan Jicha is relieved.
Sure enough, Ye Liangchen came prepared, the so-called representative of Fei Ran Group was just an excuse, and the related document of Fei Ran was not important at all, even if it was mailed to Yan's company.
After putting away that document, Ye Liangchen immediately took out another one.
In this era, many paper documents have been eliminated, and it seems unnecessary. Signatures, contracts, and certificates can all be digitized. If it is really necessary to use paper documents, it generally means paying attention to and anti-counterfeiting.
For example, the paternity test in Ye Liangchen's hand.
It was only at this time that Yan Jicha finally remembered why he saw Ye Liangchen at the banquet that day.
Because Ye Liangchen needed this report, he secretly touched a few hairs.
The report was placed under a holographic projection, magnified and presented to everyone, even without anyone's consent.
In the original book, this scene also appeared, but not on the same occasion, but in a more private study where only the Yan family couple and the housekeeper were present.
Yan Jicha learned about the scandal by eavesdropping at the door.
But now, Qin Shen is here, Yan Jilan is here, and the taciturn second uncle and cousin are present.
The latter two have always been quiet, and the family rules are stricter. They follow the rules of eating and sleeping, and they are even more cautious in speaking when outsiders are around.
Yan Jilan, on the other hand, has a more violent temper. As soon as the projection appeared, he sneered unabashedly, "Are you kidding me?"
His sound attracted everyone's attention, and then he continued to speak, and said slowly, "What proof do you have that the two sets of genes on this report belong to my mother and you?"
This detail is not so glorious.
In a small transparent plastic bag, there was a small strand of black hair, which Ye Liangchen held up, "This is a sample used for identification. If you don't believe me, you can test it again."
Yan's mother's hair is also black like ink, judging by the length, it really matches.
Inexplicably, there was an extra son, and she couldn't get along with her own son, and she looked like she couldn't use her mind. Yan's mother's complexion suddenly became very bad.
And this kind of thing is still said on this occasion.
After Ye Liangchen finished speaking, he took out another document, which was his own birth certificate.
The birth certificate, with the place of birth attached, clearly stated that he was a child conceived by an artificial pouch, not by a normal human body.
This technology has not been on the market for too long, and it is still the patent of the rich, but obviously, with Ye Liangchen's background, he definitely cannot afford the money, unless there are other people who pay to support it.
Once this proof is released, it seems to be able to explain why no one has noticed the birth of a child beyond the parent-child relationship.
Yan Fu frowned so tightly that he could almost squeeze a mosquito to death. He said calmly, not intending to accept this kind of thing on the spot, and interrupted directly, "Housekeeper, send someone to send it for another appraisal, wait a minute... this time, on the spot Take a sample and stop using wild hair from nowhere."
The butler came over, arching his back slightly, and the atmosphere became more tense. Just as he was about to obey orders, Yan Jilan quit.
"Why?" He put the cup on the table, "Here comes a person surnamed Ye, let the appraisal be appraised? After that, just come to a few Xiaozhang Xiaoli and Xiaowang, can you forge something casually, and you can get it every day?" Squeeze my mother's hair? My mother is over 40 years old, is it easy for her to raise such beautiful hair?!"
Yan Jicha: "...?"
Yan's mother laughed angrily at him, "Lanlan, don't mess around."
"Originally!" Yan Jilan was very unconvinced. I felt like I was like this. I said I was reasonable. He stood up and came to Ye Liangchen's side. Suddenly, he raised his hand and quickly grabbed him. Hair, "Aren't you afraid of alopecia areata if you test it every day?"
Ye Liangchen was so annoyed by him, he slapped his hands away, distanced himself, "you" for a long time, and finally he kept the same lines,
"Don't be too happy!"
"Just being so stupid, you still want to be my younger brother?" Yan Jilan was even more disgusted when he heard that he couldn't even quarrel. He pinched the transparent bag, looked at the hair inside, and suddenly smiled, "Mom, you wouldn't want to Suffering from this dumbness, let him test it again?"
Yan's mother has clear eyes, and she really seems to have a clear conscience, "Hey, we are all from our own family, and we won't believe outsiders' instigation, so let's take another test, and everything is settled."
Yan Jicha looked curiously at his mother across the table, and became even more confused. In the original book, it was also his parents who refused to recognize him at first, didn't believe it, and wanted to retest, but the result was the same. She and Ye Liangchen were immediate relatives.
And the old man in his family was already old, and it was even less likely and there was no reason to have children in private, which also ruled out the possibility that Ye Liangchen was his uncle.
After hearing her mother's response, Yan Jilan laughed even worse, "Really? But I really care."
Although Qin Shen listened and didn't speak, he kept paying attention to what data in his brain was being mobilized at this time, and a consumption record was released.
He leaned back gently on the chair, calmly, "I also care."
Ye Liangchen's face was a little stiff, he couldn't understand what they were going to do, "What do you mean?!"
Yan Jilan smiled like a fox, "It means that the hair you stole was permed and dyed by my mother—oh, it's still broken, without even the hair follicles, and the DNA sequence in it is undetectable at all, so you are What is the identification?"
Qin Shen enlarged the data so that everyone could see it,
"Although investigating this in private is a bit of an invasion of privacy, I'm sorry, but the beauty shop Mrs. Yan visited that day happened to be owned by one of my partners. It's not difficult to find out."
Yan's mother had already covered her face, Xiaoniao begged her husband for comfort, "Can't I have a secret... a group of little white-eyed wolf stinky bastards..."
Being hugged by his wife, Yan Fu swallowed back the phrase 'when did you get your hair done' that he wanted to ask, and gently patted his back softly to coax people, "It's okay, it's okay, my wife will always be most beautiful."
Yan Jicha looked at them, his eyes were second only to Ye Liangchen in complexity.
What, what is this? ? ?
Ah? ? ?
He is not as gentle as his father, nor as face-saving as his brother, so he asked bluntly, "Mom, you can do your hair as soon as you do it, why are you still hiding it? Because you have gray hair?"
"I don't have gray hair!" Yan's mother said fiercely to him, and then continued to whine.
Her black, thick and smooth hair has always been praised by her sisters. Many people envy her for looking young, with good quality hair, and not a single gray hair.
When she was in her 40s, her hair started to turn gray, and she even put in a lot of effort to completely perm her hair until it turned black. She even kept it from her own son and her husband.
"So... this appraisal is..." Yan Jicha was confused.
Even if her mother was wronged, there was a misunderstanding that hair should not be used, but the people in the identification center are not fools.The second test is also a paternity result, which is even more strange. Her mother will definitely not use broken hair again during the second test.
He reviewed the plot of the original novel again, not letting go of it word by word, and after a while, he came up with a guess.
Over there, Ye Liangchen's face has turned red, white, and blue, like a rainbow bean, unable to say a word, only repeating 'impossible' as if talking to himself.
Yan Jicha looked at him, "Nothing is impossible, the hair that was sent for testing has been wrapped."
"You talking nonsense!" Ye Liangchen interrupted loudly, his eyes were red with anxiety.
He has been preparing for today for so long, he has been worried for so long, he has been tossing and turning for countless nights, and the energy and time he has invested...how could it be just a joke? !
"Think clearly, are you here today to find your biological mother, or to embarrass the Yan family?" Yan Jicha still looked at him calmly, "If it's the former, I suggest you spend more time with the housekeeper next to you." Talk, she should know who your mother is."
Or, this housekeeper is Ye Liangchen's real biological mother.
Having been a housekeeper in the Yan family for decades, the salary level and benefits will not be bad, and it is not difficult to find another half to make up for it. It is really not difficult to have a son with this technology.
As soon as Yan Ji's tea talk came out, even Qin Shen was a little surprised. He did a lot of research before, but he really didn't think of the housekeeper of the Yan family.
But once this assumption comes out, everything can make sense.
Who let Ye Liangchen sneak into the banquet that day, who let him find Mrs. Yan in dozens of rooms without any mistakes, and got such a complete hair, who made such absurd plot in the original work happen.
Because the first hair was arranged by the housekeeper for Ye Liangchen to get it, and for the second appraisal, the Yan family and his wife arranged for the housekeeper to send samples for it.
More than one person was kept in the dark.
but everyone.
"Crack."
Maybe it was because everyone quieted down at the same time, the voice of the second uncle cracking melon seeds was suddenly contrasted very loudly, he was caught by a few pairs of eyes, smiled embarrassedly, and shared a small handful of melon seeds with Qin Shen who was beside him.
That smile seemed to say, today's melon seeds are very fragrant.
Ye Liangchen had already suffered too much shock and stimulation, shouted a few times that it's impossible, I don't believe it, and rushed out.
The lady housekeeper looked at his back worriedly, then her eyes were red, she turned her head with tears, and knelt down on the spot with a thud, "Madam, master... I'm sorry... I was confused for a while..."
The subsequent development was too bloody, Yan Jicha left the table without listening.
Yue Mo sensed that his mood was fluctuating, so Qin Shen followed him out, relaxing with him by the garden pool.
"Yan Ji Tea..."
"Wait a minute," Yan Jicha looked up the contents of his brain, "Why did my brother say that permed hair can't be tested? Ye Liangchen actually believed it? The housekeeper also believed it? Even my mother..."
Qin Shen didn't expect that he was thinking about this for a long time, and he smiled helplessly, "This is not common sense, it's normal not to know."
Yan Jicha nodded, thinking that it was true. In such a situation, it is really easy for people to be overwhelmed. Unexpectedly, they should check online first.
Qin Shen took a step closer to him, pretending to admire the pink flowers on the same branch with him, raised his hand to fiddle with it gently, and tried to speak,
"The only thing you want to ask is this?"
作者:感谢在2020-04-1400:59:12~2020-04-1503:18:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Passion Bing, Taotao Xiaoyuan, Cheng Xuese, Mo Lijun 1;
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Menghui Nanchao; 5 bottles of Tang Lizhi;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Sure enough, Ye Liangchen came prepared, the so-called representative of Fei Ran Group was just an excuse, and the related document of Fei Ran was not important at all, even if it was mailed to Yan's company.
After putting away that document, Ye Liangchen immediately took out another one.
In this era, many paper documents have been eliminated, and it seems unnecessary. Signatures, contracts, and certificates can all be digitized. If it is really necessary to use paper documents, it generally means paying attention to and anti-counterfeiting.
For example, the paternity test in Ye Liangchen's hand.
It was only at this time that Yan Jicha finally remembered why he saw Ye Liangchen at the banquet that day.
Because Ye Liangchen needed this report, he secretly touched a few hairs.
The report was placed under a holographic projection, magnified and presented to everyone, even without anyone's consent.
In the original book, this scene also appeared, but not on the same occasion, but in a more private study where only the Yan family couple and the housekeeper were present.
Yan Jicha learned about the scandal by eavesdropping at the door.
But now, Qin Shen is here, Yan Jilan is here, and the taciturn second uncle and cousin are present.
The latter two have always been quiet, and the family rules are stricter. They follow the rules of eating and sleeping, and they are even more cautious in speaking when outsiders are around.
Yan Jilan, on the other hand, has a more violent temper. As soon as the projection appeared, he sneered unabashedly, "Are you kidding me?"
His sound attracted everyone's attention, and then he continued to speak, and said slowly, "What proof do you have that the two sets of genes on this report belong to my mother and you?"
This detail is not so glorious.
In a small transparent plastic bag, there was a small strand of black hair, which Ye Liangchen held up, "This is a sample used for identification. If you don't believe me, you can test it again."
Yan's mother's hair is also black like ink, judging by the length, it really matches.
Inexplicably, there was an extra son, and she couldn't get along with her own son, and she looked like she couldn't use her mind. Yan's mother's complexion suddenly became very bad.
And this kind of thing is still said on this occasion.
After Ye Liangchen finished speaking, he took out another document, which was his own birth certificate.
The birth certificate, with the place of birth attached, clearly stated that he was a child conceived by an artificial pouch, not by a normal human body.
This technology has not been on the market for too long, and it is still the patent of the rich, but obviously, with Ye Liangchen's background, he definitely cannot afford the money, unless there are other people who pay to support it.
Once this proof is released, it seems to be able to explain why no one has noticed the birth of a child beyond the parent-child relationship.
Yan Fu frowned so tightly that he could almost squeeze a mosquito to death. He said calmly, not intending to accept this kind of thing on the spot, and interrupted directly, "Housekeeper, send someone to send it for another appraisal, wait a minute... this time, on the spot Take a sample and stop using wild hair from nowhere."
The butler came over, arching his back slightly, and the atmosphere became more tense. Just as he was about to obey orders, Yan Jilan quit.
"Why?" He put the cup on the table, "Here comes a person surnamed Ye, let the appraisal be appraised? After that, just come to a few Xiaozhang Xiaoli and Xiaowang, can you forge something casually, and you can get it every day?" Squeeze my mother's hair? My mother is over 40 years old, is it easy for her to raise such beautiful hair?!"
Yan Jicha: "...?"
Yan's mother laughed angrily at him, "Lanlan, don't mess around."
"Originally!" Yan Jilan was very unconvinced. I felt like I was like this. I said I was reasonable. He stood up and came to Ye Liangchen's side. Suddenly, he raised his hand and quickly grabbed him. Hair, "Aren't you afraid of alopecia areata if you test it every day?"
Ye Liangchen was so annoyed by him, he slapped his hands away, distanced himself, "you" for a long time, and finally he kept the same lines,
"Don't be too happy!"
"Just being so stupid, you still want to be my younger brother?" Yan Jilan was even more disgusted when he heard that he couldn't even quarrel. He pinched the transparent bag, looked at the hair inside, and suddenly smiled, "Mom, you wouldn't want to Suffering from this dumbness, let him test it again?"
Yan's mother has clear eyes, and she really seems to have a clear conscience, "Hey, we are all from our own family, and we won't believe outsiders' instigation, so let's take another test, and everything is settled."
Yan Jicha looked curiously at his mother across the table, and became even more confused. In the original book, it was also his parents who refused to recognize him at first, didn't believe it, and wanted to retest, but the result was the same. She and Ye Liangchen were immediate relatives.
And the old man in his family was already old, and it was even less likely and there was no reason to have children in private, which also ruled out the possibility that Ye Liangchen was his uncle.
After hearing her mother's response, Yan Jilan laughed even worse, "Really? But I really care."
Although Qin Shen listened and didn't speak, he kept paying attention to what data in his brain was being mobilized at this time, and a consumption record was released.
He leaned back gently on the chair, calmly, "I also care."
Ye Liangchen's face was a little stiff, he couldn't understand what they were going to do, "What do you mean?!"
Yan Jilan smiled like a fox, "It means that the hair you stole was permed and dyed by my mother—oh, it's still broken, without even the hair follicles, and the DNA sequence in it is undetectable at all, so you are What is the identification?"
Qin Shen enlarged the data so that everyone could see it,
"Although investigating this in private is a bit of an invasion of privacy, I'm sorry, but the beauty shop Mrs. Yan visited that day happened to be owned by one of my partners. It's not difficult to find out."
Yan's mother had already covered her face, Xiaoniao begged her husband for comfort, "Can't I have a secret... a group of little white-eyed wolf stinky bastards..."
Being hugged by his wife, Yan Fu swallowed back the phrase 'when did you get your hair done' that he wanted to ask, and gently patted his back softly to coax people, "It's okay, it's okay, my wife will always be most beautiful."
Yan Jicha looked at them, his eyes were second only to Ye Liangchen in complexity.
What, what is this? ? ?
Ah? ? ?
He is not as gentle as his father, nor as face-saving as his brother, so he asked bluntly, "Mom, you can do your hair as soon as you do it, why are you still hiding it? Because you have gray hair?"
"I don't have gray hair!" Yan's mother said fiercely to him, and then continued to whine.
Her black, thick and smooth hair has always been praised by her sisters. Many people envy her for looking young, with good quality hair, and not a single gray hair.
When she was in her 40s, her hair started to turn gray, and she even put in a lot of effort to completely perm her hair until it turned black. She even kept it from her own son and her husband.
"So... this appraisal is..." Yan Jicha was confused.
Even if her mother was wronged, there was a misunderstanding that hair should not be used, but the people in the identification center are not fools.The second test is also a paternity result, which is even more strange. Her mother will definitely not use broken hair again during the second test.
He reviewed the plot of the original novel again, not letting go of it word by word, and after a while, he came up with a guess.
Over there, Ye Liangchen's face has turned red, white, and blue, like a rainbow bean, unable to say a word, only repeating 'impossible' as if talking to himself.
Yan Jicha looked at him, "Nothing is impossible, the hair that was sent for testing has been wrapped."
"You talking nonsense!" Ye Liangchen interrupted loudly, his eyes were red with anxiety.
He has been preparing for today for so long, he has been worried for so long, he has been tossing and turning for countless nights, and the energy and time he has invested...how could it be just a joke? !
"Think clearly, are you here today to find your biological mother, or to embarrass the Yan family?" Yan Jicha still looked at him calmly, "If it's the former, I suggest you spend more time with the housekeeper next to you." Talk, she should know who your mother is."
Or, this housekeeper is Ye Liangchen's real biological mother.
Having been a housekeeper in the Yan family for decades, the salary level and benefits will not be bad, and it is not difficult to find another half to make up for it. It is really not difficult to have a son with this technology.
As soon as Yan Ji's tea talk came out, even Qin Shen was a little surprised. He did a lot of research before, but he really didn't think of the housekeeper of the Yan family.
But once this assumption comes out, everything can make sense.
Who let Ye Liangchen sneak into the banquet that day, who let him find Mrs. Yan in dozens of rooms without any mistakes, and got such a complete hair, who made such absurd plot in the original work happen.
Because the first hair was arranged by the housekeeper for Ye Liangchen to get it, and for the second appraisal, the Yan family and his wife arranged for the housekeeper to send samples for it.
More than one person was kept in the dark.
but everyone.
"Crack."
Maybe it was because everyone quieted down at the same time, the voice of the second uncle cracking melon seeds was suddenly contrasted very loudly, he was caught by a few pairs of eyes, smiled embarrassedly, and shared a small handful of melon seeds with Qin Shen who was beside him.
That smile seemed to say, today's melon seeds are very fragrant.
Ye Liangchen had already suffered too much shock and stimulation, shouted a few times that it's impossible, I don't believe it, and rushed out.
The lady housekeeper looked at his back worriedly, then her eyes were red, she turned her head with tears, and knelt down on the spot with a thud, "Madam, master... I'm sorry... I was confused for a while..."
The subsequent development was too bloody, Yan Jicha left the table without listening.
Yue Mo sensed that his mood was fluctuating, so Qin Shen followed him out, relaxing with him by the garden pool.
"Yan Ji Tea..."
"Wait a minute," Yan Jicha looked up the contents of his brain, "Why did my brother say that permed hair can't be tested? Ye Liangchen actually believed it? The housekeeper also believed it? Even my mother..."
Qin Shen didn't expect that he was thinking about this for a long time, and he smiled helplessly, "This is not common sense, it's normal not to know."
Yan Jicha nodded, thinking that it was true. In such a situation, it is really easy for people to be overwhelmed. Unexpectedly, they should check online first.
Qin Shen took a step closer to him, pretending to admire the pink flowers on the same branch with him, raised his hand to fiddle with it gently, and tried to speak,
"The only thing you want to ask is this?"
作者:感谢在2020-04-1400:59:12~2020-04-1503:18:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Passion Bing, Taotao Xiaoyuan, Cheng Xuese, Mo Lijun 1;
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Menghui Nanchao; 5 bottles of Tang Lizhi;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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