Saiki Kusuo's Journey to Disaster[Comprehensive]

"This group of villains is the group that has repeatedly attacked the Celestial Fleet these two days. You can tell from the appearance that this group of villains are loyal fans of "JUMP" One Piece. I’m so sick that I even have to imitate my tricks!” The host Yuno pointed to Luffy’s rubber-like arms in the video, and his words were a little excited and excited, which shows that he is also a dead fan of Pirates.

"Look here, look here again, these imitations are really flawless."

"Cough, cough... Yuye, let's get to the point, get to the point..." the director warned in a low voice from the audience.

Yukino coughed lightly, hiding his embarrassment. "As for the Saiki that Mr. Lu Fei mentioned, according to our information, it is the criminal who attacked for the first time the day before yesterday, and the actor who played the role of a loyal fan of "JUMP", Saiki Kusuo. It can be seen that these few times The attack was premeditated and planned."

An uncensored frontal photo of Qi Mu was shown on the TV screen, but the next moment it was mosaiced, and he couldn't see what he looked like.

"Hey, what's going on?"

The TV station was in a hurry because of this sudden accident. Seeing that the mosaic could not be eliminated, it had to be exposed.

"Now, this villain is in the Edo area. If anyone sees this person, please report it in time. Don't hide him, even if he is really Qishen, he will not fulfill your wish!"

Snapped……

The TV was turned off decisively by Qi Mu. He sat cross-legged on the soft couch, frowning slightly.

[I'm in trouble, it seems that I have to falsify the memories of everyone who has met me. ] As he spoke, he picked up the memory tampering banana stick in his hand, got up and prepared to go out.

Gintoki rushed over, grabbed his neckline, pointed at the TV that was turned on again, and yelled.

"Now is not the time to worry about this, ah hey, didn't you bring the rubber boy here?! Hurry up and stuff me back into the sea of ​​stars! Hey! If this continues, the universe will really be ruled by these pirates! "

Kagura picked his nostrils and looked indifferent, talking about pirates reminded him of that idiot brother.

"Wouldn't it be great to conquer the universe, the stars and the sea, Aru, I will support you if you beat the idiot brother to death and become the One Piece of the universe!"

"Oh, Madam Boss, the mosaic person on TV looks so familiar to you, did he come here yesterday!" Xiao Yuming, an employee of Granny Dengshi downstairs, is now lazily watching TV.

"Oh, yes, very similar."

"Call the police!"

(By the way, it’s all mosaiced on Friday, how did you guys figure out that it’s mine!)

Qi Mu picked up Dingchun and told him to swallow half of the silver, then he gripped the memory tampering stick tightly.

[Sure enough, it is more important to solve my problem first. 】

……

After an hour of hard work, Saiki finally falsified the memories of everyone who had seen him in Kabukicho. As for what was changed, he could only resign himself to fate.

In Wanshiwu, the four of them sat cross-legged on the tatami with heavy faces, tapping their fingers on their knees.

"Hey, why do we have to think of a way to do it! You provoked the matter, since you can get them out of the comics, quickly put them back into the comics for me, useless superpowers By!"

Xin Baji stopped between the two, trying to ease the atmosphere. "How can you say that, Yinsang, Qi Musang also said just now that Luffy is holding a space teleportation device in his hand, and he didn't want to bring them here. Moreover, he didn't know the coordinates of the location. Way to go."

Yinshi gave up struggling, lay down on the ground, and raised Erlang's legs. "So, what the hell is the author thinking? Since they are already superpowers, they still impose so many restrictions. Hey, isn't it out of human jealousy? I don't want to see me like Ah Yin. Isn't this kind of successful person acting as a harem?!"

[Now if I want to find them, I can only go to the accident site to find them. According to the news, the attacked sites are all concentrated in one area, but now there is a problem. Although I can go to the universe, I don’t know the specific location. 】

Kagura threw herself into Joharu's soft fur, thinking for a while. "I thought someone could send you to Aru."

【Who? 】

"Little General Mao Maogong, Alu."

"Ah, if it's him, there is indeed that force that can squeeze you in." Gintoki stroked his beardless chin, looking quite serious.

Although this Edo is different from the Edo in his history textbook, where heaven and man are rampant, the general's detached status will not change.

[I really didn't expect that you guys knew someone like the general. 】

The surprise and praise from Qi Mu made the three of them have their noses upturned.

"Don't look at Ah Yin, I'm just the boss of a small everything house, and the general has asked me to do things."

[Although it was a mistake, it can be regarded as being entrusted by Mao Maogong. 】

"Yes, Saiki, Kagura and Princess Sumiya are good friends, Aru."

[Although Kagura, I have been teaching her the dirty knowledge that Ah Yin gave me, but I didn’t spoil my little friend, Alu, everything is Ah Yin’s fault. 】

……

(Ah, yes, I really think too much.)

[Although I don’t know if it’s feasible, please help me contact the general and ask him to send me to that area. Even if it doesn’t work, please ask me for the coordinates there. 】

In the blink of an eye again, the three people in Yinshi gathered in front of him, twitching their three fingers, implying something.

Qi Mu leaned his head and glanced at the three people in front of him who were twirling their three fingers to suggest, and then looked up at their worthy smiles, and Ding Chun's expectant eyes with his tongue out.

[What do you mean by this? 】

"Entrustment fee! Entrustment fee, you don't want to pretend that you don't understand the rules, Qi Mu!" Yin Shi put his hips on his hips and picked his ear with his right hand. "Even if you don't have the jade for mother-in-law, you should still give me the money as commission fee!"

"That's right, Alu, when Kagura and Dingchun go to the general's house, they have to eat enough to do things. Alu, Dingchun hasn't had dog food for a long time, so I need money to buy dog ​​food, Alu!"

"Wang!"

"I don't want commission fees, ah, I have already given up changing the settings, please go and accommodate with the author, give me a more handsome pair of glasses, and write more of my scenes!"

[Sorry, I refuse. 】

"Hey?!!"

Qi Mu turned his hand away and took out a calculator out of nowhere. [If you really want commission fees, let's first calculate the expenses you spent with me in the past two days.Then let's discuss the entrustment fee, and...]

"What are you talking about, Qi Musang~~ Talking about money is too hurtful. How can we ask for commission fees for such a small commission?!"

"That's right, Aru."

Xin Baji raised his hand. "Since you don't want it, then give it to me. After all, I don't live here, and three meals can also be settled in the gym..."

Before he finished speaking, he was held down by two people and a dog and beat him violently.

"You selfish man with glasses!!"

"Look at Ah Yin, if I don't dismantle your body today, I won't open the house of everything!!"

……

On the other side, in the universe.

Lu Fei dealt with the last celestial being in front of him with one punch, and curled his lips unhappily.

"What, this group of people, why is it the same as last time, attacking us as soon as they saw us, we were just hungry and wanted to find something to eat. Sanji, have you found the kitchen? I'm starving to death. "

Sanji poked his head out of the kitchen. "Ah, Luffy, I found it, and I can basically use the tools, but these ingredients are completely different from ours, so it's a bit hard to get started."

"Hey~~Why is this like this?" Lu Fei clutched his stomach weakly, lowering his head like leaving the unconscious celestial being at his feet.Grab each other's tentacles.

"Oh~~~~ Camera hand, look, this looks like an octopus, cut it up and make it into takoyaki, let's make it into takoyaki!"

"Takoyaki?" Nami turned her head curiously, and yelled when she saw what Luffy was holding. "Luffy, what kind of octopus is that in your hand! They are just people of different races in this world!"

Luffy scratched his cheek and looked at the octopus head in his hand suspiciously. "Hey? Can't you eat it? It looks delicious, isn't it Zoro?"

After Zoro dealt with the Celestial Man, he yawned boredly and his eyes were clouded by water vapor. No matter how he looked at it, Luffy was holding an octopus head in his hand. . "What, isn't it just an octopus, cut off the bar."

"Idiot, show me clearly! That's a human! A human!" Chopper still has a good impression of these celestial beings who have the same fur as himself and can stand upright. If he didn't attack them as soon as he came up, he would even go up and recognize one relative.

Robin checked different books in the library, shaking off the windfall in his hands. "Sanji, I seem to have found a recipe, you can follow this to make it."

"Oh, that was a great help, Miss Robin."

Luffy pouted. "What, since I can't eat it, I'll tie it up and bring it back to the boat to raise it for play!"

A group of people eagerly discussed the edibility of the heavenly man in the dead body of the heavenly man, until the ship shook violently and an alarm sounded.Everyone rushed to control the display, but they didn't know how to control the ship, so they could only knock randomly, not knowing what happened.

Robin looked at the dozens of ships on the big screen, opened his eyes wide, and pointed at the screen.

"Everyone, look, it seems that an enemy fleet is coming."

Unlike the previous scattered fleet, not only the formation maintained by the flight and the hull with the same pattern printed on it all showed that the people who came this time were not simple.

After a while, the screen in front of Lu Fei was replaced by a smiling young man with orange braids.

"Ah, it's really the same as the Straw Hat Pirates in "JUMP". I heard that your special skills are also the same as those in the manga. Show me, how are you?!"

Frankie raised his glasses and glanced at this strange young man. "Who are you guys?!"

"Hey? Haven't I introduced myself yet? My name is Kamui, and I will be the One Piece of this sea of ​​stars in the near future." The young man's smile remained unchanged, and his tone was as flat as if he was just talking about what he ate tonight. "How about it, does this sentence fit well with your clothes?"

"What are you talking about?! No matter where I am, I am the one who will become the One Piece!!!" Luffy said angrily.

Shenwei was taken aback by his words, slightly opened his sapphire blue eyes, and a bloody red light flashed past. "Oh, I have a crush on you, do you want to come and play on my boat?"

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