Saiki Kusuo's Journey to Disaster[Comprehensive]
Chapter 71 Ordinary Winning and Losing
The feeling of being trampled on the face by high heels is certainly not much better than that of duckweed crutches. Deadpool buried his face in his hands and curled up on the ground, obviously in pain.He pointed at Cerbero with a trembling finger.
"Although you are a beautiful woman with big breasts and wearing the little lace I like, I won't forgive you like I forgive my sweetheart! Don't think that I don't dare to touch you unless I usually hit women!"
Deadpool's ability to recover is equally rapid because of the implantation of Wolverine's genes.It's just that kicking with ordinary high-heeled shoes can't do much harm, it just hurts.After a while he got up from the ground.
Cerbero used the fire of dead energy to fly high, and announced: "The targets of the two sides have not disappeared, and the game continues."
Kikyo raised his eyebrows, looking at Deadpool as if he was looking at some interesting toy.Twisting his fingers, a flower branch of cloud attribute appeared in his hand, pointing directly at Deadpool.
"I didn't expect that there would be people like Daisy in this world. However, according to my analysis, your ability is not the ability brought to you by death energy. What is it? Sa, let's continue the hunting game."
The lake-blue long hair moved with the wind, and when it fell, the flower branch in his hand was gone, and Deadpool stepped back a little, and there was a blue monster flower deeply inserted on the ground where he was just standing in front of his feet.
Now that the opponent has launched an attack, Deadpool will of course fight back.He picked up the double knives on his back and twisted his waist.
"I know that I am very masculine. Of course, countless beauties fall for Deadpool, but I don't like a man like you who wears eyeshadow to be obsessed with Dad."
After finishing speaking, Deadpool disappeared in front of Kikyo in the next second.He opened his eyes wide in surprise, and in the next moment he felt the murderous aura sweeping from behind him, unable to dodge in time, Kikyo controlled the fire of death aura and suddenly lifted into the air, and what he saw was his long hair that fell all over the floor.
He touched the shoulder-length hair along the hairline, and the eyes that had been smiling were instantly cold.
Deadpool crossed his hips, looked at the long hair he had shaved off at his feet, and made a tsk tsk sound while shaking his head. "Also, I have long seen that your hair is not pleasing to the eye. Such beautiful hair should grow on the big sister. Just behind your back, Master Deadpool almost wanted to roll with you on the bed, but then remembered that you are a man. , My little Deadpool almost wilted, what should I do if I have a psychological shadow in the future, what should I do if I can’t be a step back, what should I do if I get into it! I know you want to seduce Dad, but follow our sweetheart, and give me a dozen like that. "
Looking at the room, Li Baoen looked at Qi Mu with a livid face, and smiled a little gloatingly.
"So you like this."
"Li Baoen, this must be a joke, just a joke." Xiaochun smiled awkwardly.
[It’s a lie, so Qi Mu-sang and Deadpool-sang have this kind of relationship. 】
(If you don’t think so in your heart, I will thank you even more, Xiaochun.]
【It’s so harsh, but if it’s Qi Musang, I wish you the best of luck! 】
(I really don't need your blessing, Liao Ping.)
【must!To kill him! 】
(Don't let me down.)
On the selected battlefield, Yamamoto and Zetian tried various methods and were unable to kill Daisy. Similarly, Deadpool, who is an immortal body, could not be killed either.Lying on the side, Irie Zhengyi went from being tense at the beginning to being numb now, and he didn't even care about the current situation at all. He searched for a medical kit in the mechanical wreckage and treated his wound.
Suddenly, Qi Mu had a bad premonition. Thinking about it now, he just thought that Deadpool was a suitable candidate, but he didn't consider that this guy couldn't stay.
Probably Qi Mu is really a lucky E, the phone rings on Deadpool who is fighting with Kikyo suddenly.
"Hello, this is the omnipotent Deadpool, is there anyone you want to kill or is being killed now that I need to solve? What? Party? Hey, man, have you made a mistake, I am now I'm helping my sweetheart fight, I don't have time." Deadpool flicked a flower branch sideways, and picked his ears.
"Oh~~ Beauty, I like it, but a beauty can't make me give up my sweetheart. What? A lot of them are fans of Lord Deadpool?! Why didn't you say it earlier, you trash. I'll come now."
Deadpool dodged Kikyo's continuous attacks, and inserted his two knives back into his back. "Hey, shemale, Dad doesn't have time to play with you now, understand, stop pestering Dad."
As he spoke, a time-space portal of moderate size appeared in front of his eyes, and before he could climb in, Qi Mu's voice sounded in his mind.Deadpool froze instantly.
【Wade, please tell me, where are you going? 】
"Hey, sweetheart, I just received a call. It seems that the bald professor has been kidnapped. You know, he has no attack power except for his brains. Steel Claws, who has no brains, can only come to the great Deadpool for help. I have to rush there immediately!"
[Do you want me, who is also brainy, to kill you? 】
"Oh, sweetheart, how can you not believe me, even if you don't believe me, I still love you very much, but the safety of the bald professor is more important, I'm leaving, goodbye!"
(Do you think we can’t see you here?! There is video surveillance here! Also, I’m curious, how does your phone signal pass through the wall of the world? Wouldn’t the signal be bad?!)
After finishing speaking, Deadpool quickly jumped into the portal, and after a while, he stuck out his head again.
"Of course, how could I be so irresponsible? Master Deadpool deliberately ran to read the previous chapters. Although I am very dissatisfied with why the stupid author didn't give me a kiss, I gave you another kiss." Help. I will never admit that his CP is more popular than mine. Then, there are only three hours, bye, sweetheart."
The black teleportation hole disappeared before everyone's eyes.
Everyone was also confused by this sudden turning point. In fact, if Deadpool didn't leave, Vengley could have won this match.The fire of dead energy consumes vitality. Although Daisy can regenerate, it relies on his flame characteristics. Unlike Deadpool, he is cursed and will not lose his vitality. He will always be an immortal existence.This flame war of attrition was destined to be won by Pengo Lie, but he did not expect such a thing to happen.
The flames belonging to Deadpool disappeared from the map, and they couldn't be sensed anymore.Cerbero checked the map sensor, looked at each other, and nodded.
"Vongola's target disappeared, so the winner of this selection battle is the Milfiore family."
"It's amazing, just like what Bai Lan said, we will definitely win." Lily of the valley rolled on the sofa and looked up. Although Bai Lan smiled, there was no joy in her eyes. "Bryn?"
Bai Lan rubbed her head, but smiled silently, and threw a marshmallow in her mouth.
[I didn't expect it, so there is a world that my consciousness can't reach?Interesting, sure enough Qi Musang's side is very interesting.It's almost time for Kikyo to open the box, scary man.Looking at it this way, Daisy... is far from it.Well, forget it, after all, in a world where I can't go, and there is such a thing as loyalty, it seems that he won't have it. 】
Bai Lan stood up from the sofa, smiled and looked in the direction of Peng Gelie's viewing room, to be precise, at Qi Mu.
"Since we won, give us the bet, Qi Musang and Pengo Lie's ring, Qingzhi's pacifier."
Bourne's expression was gloomy. "I don't remember two other things in our bet."
"Huh? Really?" Bai Lan tilted her head and thought for a while, then tapped her palm. "Ah...Really, since you don't have any, give me Qi Musang first, and I will snatch the remaining two things."
Cerbero also came to the Vengley lounge. "Sa, Lord Saiki, please come with us."
[Sorry, you may have misunderstood my coming here. 】 Qi Mu chuckled. [I am here to oppose the bet issue, not to see how you fight with me as a bet. 】
"Hmph, it looks like we've been working in vain, what a man who is too much. The little baby expressed that he is ashamed of him." Li Baoen was obviously acting like he was taking advantage of it.
Cerbero seemed to expect that they would repent, and took out a document from behind, and this document was the document that Qi Mu belonged to the consultant outside Pengele's door.
"This information shows that Master Qi Mu belongs to Peng Gelie. Since the tenth generation of Peng Ge Lie agreed to this battle, then, Master Qi Mu, you have no way to object."
[However, this document does not seem to be mine, I am not affiliated with Vengley. 】The super power starts to activate, just modifying a file, it doesn't take much effort at all, not to mention, the rays are shielded here, so it can't stop his behavior.
Cerbero was a little confused, so he glanced at the document in his hand, and sure enough, neither the photo nor the name of the person in the document was Kusuo Saiki.
"How come...it's not an illusion."
[It seems that you have misunderstood. In this way, even if they agree to me who does not belong to Pengo Li, I will not be a bet. Therefore, this selection battle can only be viewed as a rivalry between the two mafia. 】
"Yeah, this makes me very embarrassed, is Peng Gelie so cunning?" Although Bai Lan was still smiling at this time, his words were full of indifference.
[Compared to Bai Lansang who played tricks in the selection battle from the beginning, we are nothing. 】
"Oh, I've been spotted. There's nothing I can do. Since this is the case, grab everything I want." In an instant, everyone returned to the platform where they came in at the beginning.Everyone is ready to fight at any time.
But at this time, a figure that did not belong to either of them appeared on the original battlefield.
"Huh? Strange, I was practicing in the forest, why was I suddenly dragged here? Where is this place?" The young man in a red vest, blue hot pants, and straw hat scratched his messy black hair. Hair, mouth pursed, looking at this strange land. "Sikuyi, what are these!! Houses? Why are they so tall!"
The young man had obviously never seen so many high-rise buildings. Looking at the sky-high buildings, his jaw almost dropped to the ground in surprise.
The young man naturally discovered the platform where so many people gathered, and finally found the figure, he raised his hand and waved it.
"Hey~~Where is this place~~I'm very hungry now, can you give me a meal?"
Qi Mu looked at this familiar figure, and also froze in place. He never expected that Deadpool would bring him through the Cosmic Rubik's Cube.
"Eh..." The young man with good eyesight saw the familiar person on the platform, and was also stunned. So far, the scene of the lava swallowing him has been remembered in his mind.When we met again, our lips opened and closed, but we couldn't utter the name no matter what.
He lowered his head, took a deep breath, and shouted towards the platform.
"Qimu!!!"
"What, it's someone you know." Li Baoen glanced at Qi Mu who was also stunned beside him.
That's right, the person Deadpool said would send for temporary help is Luffy from One Piece World.
The author has something to say: Ah! ! !For the sake of the little angels, the plot was slightly increased, and I was so excited when I wrote that Luffy appeared on the stage! ! !Why did I also fall into a cult! ! !
Go out and run two laps with your head in your arms.
a circle,
two circles,
OK, I'm done.In the future world, there will be one or two guest appearances from time to time.
Thank you little angels for your support, okay, refill.
"Although you are a beautiful woman with big breasts and wearing the little lace I like, I won't forgive you like I forgive my sweetheart! Don't think that I don't dare to touch you unless I usually hit women!"
Deadpool's ability to recover is equally rapid because of the implantation of Wolverine's genes.It's just that kicking with ordinary high-heeled shoes can't do much harm, it just hurts.After a while he got up from the ground.
Cerbero used the fire of dead energy to fly high, and announced: "The targets of the two sides have not disappeared, and the game continues."
Kikyo raised his eyebrows, looking at Deadpool as if he was looking at some interesting toy.Twisting his fingers, a flower branch of cloud attribute appeared in his hand, pointing directly at Deadpool.
"I didn't expect that there would be people like Daisy in this world. However, according to my analysis, your ability is not the ability brought to you by death energy. What is it? Sa, let's continue the hunting game."
The lake-blue long hair moved with the wind, and when it fell, the flower branch in his hand was gone, and Deadpool stepped back a little, and there was a blue monster flower deeply inserted on the ground where he was just standing in front of his feet.
Now that the opponent has launched an attack, Deadpool will of course fight back.He picked up the double knives on his back and twisted his waist.
"I know that I am very masculine. Of course, countless beauties fall for Deadpool, but I don't like a man like you who wears eyeshadow to be obsessed with Dad."
After finishing speaking, Deadpool disappeared in front of Kikyo in the next second.He opened his eyes wide in surprise, and in the next moment he felt the murderous aura sweeping from behind him, unable to dodge in time, Kikyo controlled the fire of death aura and suddenly lifted into the air, and what he saw was his long hair that fell all over the floor.
He touched the shoulder-length hair along the hairline, and the eyes that had been smiling were instantly cold.
Deadpool crossed his hips, looked at the long hair he had shaved off at his feet, and made a tsk tsk sound while shaking his head. "Also, I have long seen that your hair is not pleasing to the eye. Such beautiful hair should grow on the big sister. Just behind your back, Master Deadpool almost wanted to roll with you on the bed, but then remembered that you are a man. , My little Deadpool almost wilted, what should I do if I have a psychological shadow in the future, what should I do if I can’t be a step back, what should I do if I get into it! I know you want to seduce Dad, but follow our sweetheart, and give me a dozen like that. "
Looking at the room, Li Baoen looked at Qi Mu with a livid face, and smiled a little gloatingly.
"So you like this."
"Li Baoen, this must be a joke, just a joke." Xiaochun smiled awkwardly.
[It’s a lie, so Qi Mu-sang and Deadpool-sang have this kind of relationship. 】
(If you don’t think so in your heart, I will thank you even more, Xiaochun.]
【It’s so harsh, but if it’s Qi Musang, I wish you the best of luck! 】
(I really don't need your blessing, Liao Ping.)
【must!To kill him! 】
(Don't let me down.)
On the selected battlefield, Yamamoto and Zetian tried various methods and were unable to kill Daisy. Similarly, Deadpool, who is an immortal body, could not be killed either.Lying on the side, Irie Zhengyi went from being tense at the beginning to being numb now, and he didn't even care about the current situation at all. He searched for a medical kit in the mechanical wreckage and treated his wound.
Suddenly, Qi Mu had a bad premonition. Thinking about it now, he just thought that Deadpool was a suitable candidate, but he didn't consider that this guy couldn't stay.
Probably Qi Mu is really a lucky E, the phone rings on Deadpool who is fighting with Kikyo suddenly.
"Hello, this is the omnipotent Deadpool, is there anyone you want to kill or is being killed now that I need to solve? What? Party? Hey, man, have you made a mistake, I am now I'm helping my sweetheart fight, I don't have time." Deadpool flicked a flower branch sideways, and picked his ears.
"Oh~~ Beauty, I like it, but a beauty can't make me give up my sweetheart. What? A lot of them are fans of Lord Deadpool?! Why didn't you say it earlier, you trash. I'll come now."
Deadpool dodged Kikyo's continuous attacks, and inserted his two knives back into his back. "Hey, shemale, Dad doesn't have time to play with you now, understand, stop pestering Dad."
As he spoke, a time-space portal of moderate size appeared in front of his eyes, and before he could climb in, Qi Mu's voice sounded in his mind.Deadpool froze instantly.
【Wade, please tell me, where are you going? 】
"Hey, sweetheart, I just received a call. It seems that the bald professor has been kidnapped. You know, he has no attack power except for his brains. Steel Claws, who has no brains, can only come to the great Deadpool for help. I have to rush there immediately!"
[Do you want me, who is also brainy, to kill you? 】
"Oh, sweetheart, how can you not believe me, even if you don't believe me, I still love you very much, but the safety of the bald professor is more important, I'm leaving, goodbye!"
(Do you think we can’t see you here?! There is video surveillance here! Also, I’m curious, how does your phone signal pass through the wall of the world? Wouldn’t the signal be bad?!)
After finishing speaking, Deadpool quickly jumped into the portal, and after a while, he stuck out his head again.
"Of course, how could I be so irresponsible? Master Deadpool deliberately ran to read the previous chapters. Although I am very dissatisfied with why the stupid author didn't give me a kiss, I gave you another kiss." Help. I will never admit that his CP is more popular than mine. Then, there are only three hours, bye, sweetheart."
The black teleportation hole disappeared before everyone's eyes.
Everyone was also confused by this sudden turning point. In fact, if Deadpool didn't leave, Vengley could have won this match.The fire of dead energy consumes vitality. Although Daisy can regenerate, it relies on his flame characteristics. Unlike Deadpool, he is cursed and will not lose his vitality. He will always be an immortal existence.This flame war of attrition was destined to be won by Pengo Lie, but he did not expect such a thing to happen.
The flames belonging to Deadpool disappeared from the map, and they couldn't be sensed anymore.Cerbero checked the map sensor, looked at each other, and nodded.
"Vongola's target disappeared, so the winner of this selection battle is the Milfiore family."
"It's amazing, just like what Bai Lan said, we will definitely win." Lily of the valley rolled on the sofa and looked up. Although Bai Lan smiled, there was no joy in her eyes. "Bryn?"
Bai Lan rubbed her head, but smiled silently, and threw a marshmallow in her mouth.
[I didn't expect it, so there is a world that my consciousness can't reach?Interesting, sure enough Qi Musang's side is very interesting.It's almost time for Kikyo to open the box, scary man.Looking at it this way, Daisy... is far from it.Well, forget it, after all, in a world where I can't go, and there is such a thing as loyalty, it seems that he won't have it. 】
Bai Lan stood up from the sofa, smiled and looked in the direction of Peng Gelie's viewing room, to be precise, at Qi Mu.
"Since we won, give us the bet, Qi Musang and Pengo Lie's ring, Qingzhi's pacifier."
Bourne's expression was gloomy. "I don't remember two other things in our bet."
"Huh? Really?" Bai Lan tilted her head and thought for a while, then tapped her palm. "Ah...Really, since you don't have any, give me Qi Musang first, and I will snatch the remaining two things."
Cerbero also came to the Vengley lounge. "Sa, Lord Saiki, please come with us."
[Sorry, you may have misunderstood my coming here. 】 Qi Mu chuckled. [I am here to oppose the bet issue, not to see how you fight with me as a bet. 】
"Hmph, it looks like we've been working in vain, what a man who is too much. The little baby expressed that he is ashamed of him." Li Baoen was obviously acting like he was taking advantage of it.
Cerbero seemed to expect that they would repent, and took out a document from behind, and this document was the document that Qi Mu belonged to the consultant outside Pengele's door.
"This information shows that Master Qi Mu belongs to Peng Gelie. Since the tenth generation of Peng Ge Lie agreed to this battle, then, Master Qi Mu, you have no way to object."
[However, this document does not seem to be mine, I am not affiliated with Vengley. 】The super power starts to activate, just modifying a file, it doesn't take much effort at all, not to mention, the rays are shielded here, so it can't stop his behavior.
Cerbero was a little confused, so he glanced at the document in his hand, and sure enough, neither the photo nor the name of the person in the document was Kusuo Saiki.
"How come...it's not an illusion."
[It seems that you have misunderstood. In this way, even if they agree to me who does not belong to Pengo Li, I will not be a bet. Therefore, this selection battle can only be viewed as a rivalry between the two mafia. 】
"Yeah, this makes me very embarrassed, is Peng Gelie so cunning?" Although Bai Lan was still smiling at this time, his words were full of indifference.
[Compared to Bai Lansang who played tricks in the selection battle from the beginning, we are nothing. 】
"Oh, I've been spotted. There's nothing I can do. Since this is the case, grab everything I want." In an instant, everyone returned to the platform where they came in at the beginning.Everyone is ready to fight at any time.
But at this time, a figure that did not belong to either of them appeared on the original battlefield.
"Huh? Strange, I was practicing in the forest, why was I suddenly dragged here? Where is this place?" The young man in a red vest, blue hot pants, and straw hat scratched his messy black hair. Hair, mouth pursed, looking at this strange land. "Sikuyi, what are these!! Houses? Why are they so tall!"
The young man had obviously never seen so many high-rise buildings. Looking at the sky-high buildings, his jaw almost dropped to the ground in surprise.
The young man naturally discovered the platform where so many people gathered, and finally found the figure, he raised his hand and waved it.
"Hey~~Where is this place~~I'm very hungry now, can you give me a meal?"
Qi Mu looked at this familiar figure, and also froze in place. He never expected that Deadpool would bring him through the Cosmic Rubik's Cube.
"Eh..." The young man with good eyesight saw the familiar person on the platform, and was also stunned. So far, the scene of the lava swallowing him has been remembered in his mind.When we met again, our lips opened and closed, but we couldn't utter the name no matter what.
He lowered his head, took a deep breath, and shouted towards the platform.
"Qimu!!!"
"What, it's someone you know." Li Baoen glanced at Qi Mu who was also stunned beside him.
That's right, the person Deadpool said would send for temporary help is Luffy from One Piece World.
The author has something to say: Ah! ! !For the sake of the little angels, the plot was slightly increased, and I was so excited when I wrote that Luffy appeared on the stage! ! !Why did I also fall into a cult! ! !
Go out and run two laps with your head in your arms.
a circle,
two circles,
OK, I'm done.In the future world, there will be one or two guest appearances from time to time.
Thank you little angels for your support, okay, refill.
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