Saiki Kusuo's Journey to Disaster[Comprehensive]

"Good night, boy."

Steve turned off the indoor lights for Qi Mu, whispered good night, saw him quietly closed his eyes, showed a satisfied smile, gently closed the door and left the room.

The moment he just closed the door, Saiki opened his eyes.He quietly sat up from the bed. For some reason, he always felt a sense of disobedience. He couldn't hear any inner voice, but he could always feel that someone was watching him.

"Sir, can't you sleep? Do you need me to call Mr. Steve?" The dim night light suddenly turned on, and a magnetic male voice suddenly sounded in the room.

Qi Mu was obviously startled by the sudden sound.

【No, who are you? 】

However, the male voice just now did not answer his question, and the room was silent for a long time.

"Sir? What's the matter? I need me... Oh, I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm Jarvis, an AI made by Tony Stark. I'm sorry, you just seemed to use brain waves to transmit some information to me , was rejected by me, I thought it was another hacker trying to invade my system, wait for me to analyze it.”

After a long time, the quiet male voice came again. "OK, sir, now I can receive your brain wave information."

【Hello.Jarvis? 】

"Yes, sir, may I ask if there is something for you, do you need me to call Mr. Steve for you?"

[No, thank you, I just feel that someone is watching me all the time, so...]

"Sorry, sir, we thought it was my problem. Because of your special status, I have to monitor you instead of my master. If you are not used to it, I can accept your brain waves and feel your brainwaves instead. exist."

【No, it doesn't matter. ] Knowing who is looking at him, Qi Mu doesn't care so much, but he didn't expect that the man who looks so unreliable today has such ability, an intelligent AI, no wonder he can't hear its telepathy.

Knowing everything, Qi Mu pulled up the quilt to fall asleep, and leaned back, but unexpectedly, what he was leaning on was not the soft quilt but the warm human body.

Someone appeared on my bed without anyone noticing, and I didn't even notice it.

"Oh, Honey, I know you love me so much, the great Deadpool charm has never been invincible, but I didn't expect you to be so enthusiastic that you throw yourself into your arms, come on, I want to give you a Dear dear." Then, a pair of strong arms stretched out from behind, and they were about to embrace Qi Mu.

When the person behind made a sound, the voice in his heart appeared in his mind again like a bullet screen, and the only one with this special skill was Deadpool.

In the next second, Deadpool's arms were empty, and Qi Mu was already in the farthest corner of the room from him.

Unable to hug Qi Mu, Deadpool fell on the bed dejectedly, slapping the bed angrily with his hands and feet. "Fuck, fuck, it's a little bit closer!" After venting his anger on the bed, Deadpool jumped up from the bed again, and opened his arms to Qi Mu. "Baby, I've been looking for you since you disappeared, won't you really give me a loving kiss?"

Qi Mu shook his head firmly.

"Love hugs are fine too."

【No】

"Okay." Seeing that there was really no hope, Deadpool lay on his side on the bed and patted the side of his side. "Then come and sleep, don't worry, I will never do anything."

You will definitely do what it takes!

【Wade, why did you come here?I mean, I don't get the sense that there are mutants here, the world is different, how did you end up in this world? 】

Deadpool jumped off the bed.

"Deadpool is omnipotent. I am definitely not a hero, but I am very Supper. I am the protagonist of Marvel. Of course, I can appear in the Marvel world at will."

[No, you are not the protagonist. 】 Qi Mu opened his dead fish eyes and retorted.

"Hey, baby, even if you are Deadpool's invisible CP, I will be angry... well, I forgive you." Deadpool said with a slightly doting accent.

However, Qi Mu, who can see the world in his brain, will not be moved by his connivance.

[Damn it, the stupid author actually threatened Lord Deadpool. 】

[Threatening the male god to kill me, isn't she a fan of me? ! 】

[Next time you make a burrito, you must bake that piece of dead butter! 】

Hey, I see it all.

"Hey, baby, how can you reflect the world in my brain for everyone to see, so that your CP will be beep-off!"

【That's really great...】

Qi Mu, who can't understand and doesn't want to see the world in Deadpool's brain anymore, chooses to turn off telepathy.

Deadpool seemed to feel what he had done. He covered his right chest with his hands and cried bitterly: "Sweetheart, you actually chose to block it. Don't you want to see Deadpool's sincere love for you? My heart is about to break .”

[The heart is on the left chest. 】

"What? Oh, let's do it again." Deadpool was blinded for a while, and adjusted his posture to prepare for another bloody drama.

At this time, the door was knocked suddenly.

"Qimu, Qimu, is there some pervert in your room? Just now Jarvis told me that you were harassed by a pervert?" Steve's worried and nervous voice sounded from behind the door.

Qi Mu suddenly remembered that there was another monitor in this room, and wanted Deadpool to leave here first.

"Pervert? Me? Deadpool, I am the male god of all men and women. Although I am already in my 90s, I still look like a young man in my 20s. You are a pervert. Be careful with your words. Your voice can make people hard, but your body is so strong." An AI that can't be hardened." After a disagreement, Deadpool had already started to fight with Steve outside the door.

There was a knock on the door, obviously he didn't expect that there was really someone in Qi Mu's room, and he was very arrogant.

Qi Mu glanced at Deadpool with his perspective eyes. Although he was really surprised when he knew that Steve was Captain America, Deadpool, your current appearance should be called a pervert.

Steve outside the door took a few steps back, he couldn't wait for Qi Mu to open the door, he clenched his fists, looked at the door in front of him, and murmured. "Hope Tony doesn't ask me for compensation."

"He will, sir." Jarvis' voice sounded beside him.

Steve smiled mildly. "Then I'll trouble you, Jarvis, to delete this video." As he spoke, he quickly stepped forward and smashed the door with his fist.

Jarvis's hesitant voice sounded. "Sir, I actually want to tell you that I can unlock the door for you."

Steve was stunned, obviously forgetting about it, shrugged, and looked at the stranger in the red and black tights in the room. "Then say this guy did it."

"Okay, sir."

"Ahhh. You can't work together!" Deadpool rebelled. "In this case, I can only run away." Said, the next second came to Qi Mu, grabbed Qi Mu with one hand, pressed the belt with the other, and said to Steve playfully. "Goodbye."

Qi Mu can assure you that this guy's face under the mask is absolutely stunning.

The next moment, the two disappeared.

Steve was a little shocked when he witnessed the disappearance of the two of them.Hearing the movement made by Steve, Stark, Natasha and others all ran over.

Tony looked at Steve standing beside the ruins at the door and raised his eyebrows. "Cap, are you afraid that your child will be bullied tomorrow, so now you want to escape with him?!"

Scanning every corner of the room, to no avail, Steve slammed the door frame hard. "Tony, now is not the time to joke, Qi Mu was taken away by a mysterious man."

"What?" Tony couldn't believe that someone could break into this place.

Natasha and the others stepped forward. Indeed, the room was empty.

"Cap, stop joking, let the boy out quickly, it's so late, even if you want to play, you should go to bed." Tony obviously thought it was a joke.

"Sir, with all due respect, this is true. Mr. Steve is not joking with you." Jarvis' voice sounded at the right time, breaking Tony's fantasy.

Tony raised an eyebrow and took out his phone. "Okay, Fury will definitely kill me, Jarvis, project the surveillance on the wall, let's see who this bold kid is?!"

Jarvis obeyed and projected the monitoring on the wall through his mobile phone.

Tony and the others looked at the deadpool who was chattering in the monitor and kept teasing Qi Mu with words, and their faces were not very good.

"He actually wanted to shoot at an underage child!" Steve was a little annoyed.

"His taste is terrible... I mean clothes." Tony corrected the captain immediately when he saw that the captain's expression was not very good.

I don't know if Jarvis forgot or did it on purpose, but Qi Mu's brain wave sound was not analyzed in the monitoring, and there was only Deadpool talking to himself and filthy molesting throughout the whole process.Jarvis would never admit that this was intentional, it was a small revenge.

"I'm going to bring that kid back, he must be terrified around that pervert." Steve was worried and irritable.

Tony groped for the stubble on his chin, recalled Qi Mu's calm face, and said hesitantly, "Probably not." Received the captain's stare, Tony chose to raise his hands and surrender. "Okay, okay, I'll figure it out."

"Sir, Mr. Steve, I want to say that I captured Mr. Saiki's brain waves before. As long as he has electronic equipment around him, I can find his location." Jarvis said.

Tony raised an eyebrow. "Problem solved now, Jarvis, hack into all electronic devices in New York, and help Cap get his grandson back."

"Tony, Saiki is not my grandson."

"Okay okay, he's just a good boy, I know, Grandpa Steve."

"Sir, I found it..."

……

The transfer ability of Deadpool's belt is obviously very unstable. Saiki and Deadpool suddenly appeared in mid-air in front of a bank and fell.

Ignoring the dead waiter, Qi Mu floated and stopped half a meter above the ground, while the dead waiter smashed a small hole in the ground.

Deadpool touched his bloody back, shook his dizzy head, and said dissatisfied: "baby, how could you treat me like this, I changed my clothes specially to see you, and now it's bloody again, or Say, you prefer a manly Deadpool."

At this moment, Deadpool's cell phone rang loudly.

"**! Can't you let me rest for a while?!"

The author has something to say: I haven't finished the homework yet, but the butter will be stopped for a day, so I will definitely update it today!

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