Saiki Kusuo's Journey to Disaster[Comprehensive]

The life of X Academy can be said to be extremely comfortable. There are no sudden adventures and willful friends in Pirate World, and there is no idiot and hot-blooded combination to disturb my vacation. Bring potential danger to them.

"Hey, boy, what's so delicious about this jelly, come and try my brother's burritos." Deadpool who had just finished the hiring task, his body covered in blood, suddenly appeared on Qi Mu's bed, sitting cross-legged, holding A burrito that was stolen from nowhere was handed over.

Qi Mu looked at the burritos that were handed over in front of him, stained with suspicious red juice. The tempting smell of meat mixed with the faint smell of blood made him lose his appetite to swallow coffee jelly.

【Are you really kidding me? 】Not to mention that the source of this meat is very suspicious. Is it sweet and spicy sauce or plasma? Where did you get the cake from?Inevitably, Qi Mu lost his appetite even more when he thought of the location where someone hid his mobile phone last time.

The current life is really ordinary, very good, if I can keep this pervert away from me, it will be better.Qi Mu quickly flashed the burrito that he wanted to forcefully stuff into his mouth, picked up the remaining coffee jelly by his side, and teleported out of the room.

Deadpool shrugged and pulled up his mask, revealing his pitted face, and took a big bite of the burrito.Chewing in his mouth, he said to himself: "It's not good for you to be so shy, but Deadpool just likes this kind of feeling. Oh~ baby, where did you go?" He swallowed the burrito in his hand in a few bites , Deadpool jumped off Qi Mu's bed. "Hiding well, the great Deadpool is coming to find you~"

Under the sycamore tree of the college, Charles was giving a biology class to a group of 15-year-old children outdoors. Qi Mu, who teleported suddenly, did not disturb their class. Instead, several children waved and greeted him, although they responded They just nodded indifferently, still unable to stop their enthusiasm.

Charles clapped his hands. "Let's go here first, the question just now will be used as homework after class, and I will read it in the next class."

The children left cheering.

"Wade is here again." With an unquestionable tone, Charles could feel the voice of everyone, and he had already noticed Deadpool's arrival.

Qi Mu didn't answer, it was a default, he sat on the ground, beside Charles.

Since the meeting on the street last month, Wade seemed to have discovered something in Qi Mu, and came to harass him from time to time, but no matter how Charles and the others asked, they couldn't get an answer.Deadpool always answers irrelevant questions, and his nonsense skills are beyond the reach of ordinary people.

The two just sat under the tree without saying anything, enjoying the leisure time now.

"Professor..." A group of children came running, pointing to the dense jungle not far away. "Professor, there is a stranger there."

Charles and Qi Mu looked sideways at the direction the children were pointing at. Sure enough, there was a blond man standing under the tree. I don’t know if it was an illusion. The sunlight shining through the mottled tree shadows shone on him like a gem. Reflected rays.

Charles frowned. "Who is he, I didn't even hear his voice?!"

[Although I really don't want to go, it seems that they are here to find me. 】

The man in the woods was the vampire Edward he met a month ago. Instead of coming to find Qi Mu, he hid in the shadow of the tree and looked at Qi Mu in silence.

【Charles, I want to ask, are there vampires in this world? 】 Qi Mu stared at the man under the shadow of the tree.

Charles sneered, looking at Qi Mu as if he was looking at a child who hadn't grown up. "Qimu, this is a world of science, how could there be a creature in a fairy tale like a vampire."

When the vampire appeared that day, all the customers in the store ran away, so that Charles couldn't see the real vampire through others.

The world is really kidding me.After comforting Charles, Qi Mu walked slowly towards Edward.

"I'm here to find you, as I said." Edward looked directly at Qi Mu, who was a head shorter than himself, under the shadow of the tree, he was solemn and mysterious.

Needless to say, I also saw you coming, please hurry up and get to the point, I really don't want to get involved in other things, hurry up and let me reject you quickly.

"I've never encountered such a thing, I mean, I can't hear your heart. And..." Edward looked up and looked at Charles, who had been paying attention here. "That man too, the world on the other side of the door is really amazing..."

Qi Mu quickly caught the point of his words.

[The world opposite the door?What's the meaning? 】Doraemon's crossing door? !Does this world still have Doraemon?

"That's what we call it. Few people know it. It's like a hub."

[What do you mean... where is that. 】

"In the center of New York, the street next to the Expo is the door. We don't have mutants there, and you don't have vampires and werewolves here, two completely different worlds." Edward sniffed lightly, his face seemed fascinated, and struggled. "The mutants here are different from most of them outside. They taste delicious, especially you." Edward looked back at Qi Mu again, covered his mouth and nose and took a few steps back, hiding deeper in the shadow of the tree.

Ah, am I that scary?

Seemingly realizing that his behavior was impolite, Edward took another step forward. "Sorry, I'm a vegetarian, I'm afraid I can't restrain myself, and I can't get sunlight, otherwise..."

Vegetarians, are the current vampires so pitiful? Isn’t there a lot of human blood in the hospital’s blood bank? Has it fallen to the point of eating grass? It was outrageous, and there was sympathy, pity, and reverence in the eyes looking at Edward.

After all, there was a gap in the shadow of the tree, and a slight light fell on Edward's arm with rolled up sleeves. The reflected light like a jewel for a moment made Qi Mu feel dazzling. The reflected light just seen was really not an illusion.

No wonder the current vampires have switched to a vegetarian diet. If this body goes out, it will be broken down and sold as gems, which are more dazzling than gems.

"Hey, baby, you abandoned me just to date this little boy?" Deadpool jumped down from the tree, landed beside Edward, knocked on his chest vigorously, and covered his hands. "Look at this cold and hard body, I can give you a warm and firm embrace, boy." He was about to step forward to hug Qi Mu, but Qi Mu kicked him to the ground.

Lying on the ground with footprints above his head, he sighed comfortably. "Baby, I'd be happier if you replaced your feet with your lips.

Ever since Deadpool appeared, Edward's expression became even more complicated. "Oh~ His smell is really bad, like the feeling of rotten food that was originally delicious."

"Hey, don't think that you are a dog because you have canine teeth. Deadpool is only manly!" Deadpool jumped up in disobedience and raised his eyebrows at Edward.

Edward seemed to really be unable to accept the smell carried by Deadpool, jumped on the tree, and looked down at Qi Mu. "I'm leaving. I'm glad to meet you, mutant. I hope we can meet again at the "door"." After speaking, he flew between the branches at a speed that broke the limit of human beings.

Deadpool pointed to the woods that had disappeared, quite resentful. "Hey, boy, see, that's definitely not a serious vampire, do vampires climb trees like monkeys?"

Qi Mu's dead eyes were open, he didn't want to pay attention to him at all, and walked around him to go back.

"God, baby, you don't want to go to him anymore, do you?"

【of course not. 】I always feel like I'm asking for trouble.

"Wow, it really is that the charm of Deadpool is too great. You have been fascinated by me, but you just don't want to admit it. No one will like you if you are so duplicity."

That's great.

"But the great Deadpool likes it!"

You might as well forget it.

Charles smiled and looked at Qi Musheng's unlovable and indifferent expression, and the dead waiter who was following behind him all the time, and finally decided to rescue the poor student. "Wade, what about your job?"

"Deadpool's tasks have never been wrong, and they are perfectly solved." When it comes to hiring work, this is definitely second only to his little Deadpool.

Charles shrugged. "Then I guess your new job is coming soon."

I don't know if it's my luck or Charles knows Deadpool Wade too well. As soon as he finished speaking, Deadpool's mobile phone, which he didn't know where, started ringing.

"Oh, fuck!" Deadpool slammed the sycamore tree next to him, and pulled out his phone with difficulty behind his butt. The process could only make people hide his face, and he didn't want to find out where his phone was at all. .

After answering the call without changing his face, he put the phone back. "Although it's not a job, it's almost there. I found the guy I wanted, baby. When I find the guy who disfigured me and restore my appearance, you will definitely fall in love with me even more. Bye~" After finishing speaking, Then he activated his waist button and left in an instant.

Where did he get his self-confidence?

Charles slid his wheelchair and smiled at Qi Mu. "Owe me once?"

Then let Deadpool come back, I always feel that this debt is not a good thing.

The author has something to say: Thanks for the support of the following little angels, I fell asleep after coding QAQ, sorry for the lateness

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