Dashan's wedding

I was smoked by the aroma of roast chicken.

When I opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was the second brother who looked like he had just scraped the ceiling of Dabai and next to the Eight Immortals table, biting the chicken legs.

I immediately straightened up and rushed over to grab the chicken with my second brother without even putting on my shoes.

The chicken is not salty but delicious, very fragrant, but a bit cold.

I complained that the second brother ate alone, and didn't wake me up when the chicken was cold.

The second brother said that he just got up and ate a chicken leg earlier than me, and the chicken was on the table.

I froze for a moment, "You can eat this unknown thing! What if it's poisonous!"

The second brother apparently only discovered this problem, and his movements froze.

"Aren't I too hungry... It can't be poisonous. If you want to kill us, just stab us while we're unconscious."

"Who's going to kill you?" A person suddenly pushed the door open and shocked us.

Take a closer look, damn Dashan!

"Hahaha, do you guys want to kill me?" Dashan rushed over to hug us as soon as he entered the door.

I want you to die!The two of us took advantage of the trend, one resisting the head and the other raising the leg, throwing the mountain on the ground with fists and the soles of the feet is a "kind greeting"

"Okay, okay, can't I be wrong! I'm wrong!" Da Shan lay on the ground begging for mercy.

For a moment, it seemed that I had returned to the good old days when we played in the dormitory in college. I couldn't help but increase the strength of my fist, grandma, finally I can beat you again.

"Oh, don't slap your face! I'm getting married tomorrow!"

"For the sake of this bum getting married tomorrow, let's let him go for now."

I looked up and saw my second brother's eyes were red, it was rare for me not to laugh at him, I knew mine should be the same.

Dashan stood up and patted the dust off his body, sat down on the stool next to him, grabbed the chicken feet and stuffed them into his mouth.

My second brother and I became angry again when we saw him continue to eat chicken feet as if nothing had happened.

Okay, this kid doesn't seem to think about us at all!Eyes are not red!still eat!

Dashan knew that something was going to go wrong when he saw us looking ferociously ready to fight, so he immediately stood up and bowed his head with a hippie smile to apologize to us, and promised that he would give us a big gift when we got married.

"That's about the same. By the way, the market value of the big gift must not be less than five figures, understand?" The second brother took the opportunity to rob.

I also agreed, "I have to give it in person, if the gift is not enough, I have to make up for it in cash!"

"Uh, it's easy to say, hehehe." Dashan paused, and agreed with a wry smile.

This kid is probably bleeding from his heart.

Seeing his embarrassed expression, my second brother and I looked at each other and smiled, feeling good.

"By the way, did we... have a car accident?" The second brother remembered the important point.

"Yeah, why are you so careless? The small landslide at the entrance of the village fell down. Fortunately, the slope is not deep and people are fine."

"Hey, aren't we in a hurry to attend your wedding!" The second brother laughed dryly.

"It can't be like this in the future! It's dangerous to drive the mountain road at night. Your car didn't fall very badly. I sent it to the city for repairs. They can fix it and send it back after I get married."

"Thank you buddy...fuck you bastard, Leizi, eat slowly! Save some for me!" The second brother only noticed that I was eating the chicken fiercely, and snatched the leftover chicken butt on the plate in grief and indignation.

"Dashan, don't be distracted, this chicken is cold." Although it tastes good.

"Uh...it's like this in the countryside, there's no hot food, so let's make do with it, and I'll get another chicken."

"Be fat!"

Another cold chicken was brought. Fortunately, my second brother and I are not picky people.

After eating and drinking, we proposed to meet the bride. Dashan said that there is a rule that the groom cannot see the bride before marriage.

"But we are not the bridegroom."

"You are the best man, and the best man can't see you."

"Cut, old feudalism." The second brother pouted.

"Okay, okay, since there are rules, let's forget it, anyway, we can see you tomorrow." I came out to smooth things over, "Everyone is here, it's not a bad day."

At this time, someone shouted something outside the door. It was an old dialect that we couldn't understand.

Dashan said he was asking him to get married tomorrow.

My second brother and I said that we would follow along, but Dashan stopped us, "There is no shortage of people, so you two just rest well and wait to be the best man tomorrow."

"It's a shame that the best man doesn't work when he comes."

"It's really not necessary. We all speak the local dialect, and you don't understand it, so you won't be able to use it if you go."

"Okay. But you don't have internet here, so it's boring. Let's go out for a walk later." The second brother is born to be a person who can't sit still.

"This... um... There are very few outsiders in the village. When you go out for a walk, remember not to enter other people's houses or talk to them. If you don't understand the language, you will be in trouble. The wedding hall is being arranged at the ancestral hall at the east end of the village. It's quite messy, so don't join in the fun. There are barren mountains and old forests around here, nothing to see and it's easy to get lost. Don't leave the village. Don't go down the river, there are blood-sucking leeches in the river. Remember to go there before dark at night. return!"

"Oh, just go out and take a turn, why are you so long-winded!" After a few words, the second Kung Fu brother had already rushed to the door.

"No, come back early at night and let's have a drink! It's been a long time since I can't catch up with you!"

"Okay, we must be back before dark, we are leaving." I dealt with Dashan casually, put on my shoes and looked for my second brother who almost ran away.

We found that this small village is quite wealthy.

Dashan’s house happened to be the easternmost part of the village. When we walked west, we found that all houses were all white-walled and red-tiled houses of the same style, neatly arranged in rows, as if they were built uniformly in the village.

It is strange that no one in this wealthy village has a car.

There are no sheep and chickens.

There are no children wandering around and gossiping women and old people.

But there are a lot of horses and cows, which is probably the characteristic of the village.

Most of the doors are closed, and occasionally children can be seen busy with housework in a few half-open doors.

No wonder there are no children out to play, the children in the countryside are already in charge of the house.

Walking to the end of a row of houses, there is a different and very grand mansion on a hill not far from the opposite side. This should be the ancestral hall that Dashan said.

We approached quietly, and found that the ancestral hall was really lively, with people coming in and out from time to time, shouting some languages ​​that we didn't understand.

It is estimated that the adults in the whole village are busy here.

We are a bit regretful, if it weren't for the language barrier, we would really like to join in the fun.

Going south is a river, the river is so wide that you can't see the other side at a glance.

The river water is crystal clear and not too deep, the bottom of the river is full of fine sand.

There were no fish in the river, and we didn't see any leeches, but since the mountain said there were, it was better not to go down.

To the north are several consecutive mountains covered with trees we don't know.

My second brother and I walked around and looked around, but we couldn't find where the fields in this village were.

Dashan originally said that his family grows apples, but we didn't see any fruit trees around here.

On the east side, there is a straight road going east, with small slopes on both sides. It is estimated that this is where our car accident occurred.

Wait, are we from the east?

Can't remember, forget it, it's not an important thing.

The mobile phone was not taken out, and the hands of the watch did not move at all, as if it had been broken. It happened to be a cloudy day again, and the sky was all gray. We could not use the sun to calculate the time.

I don't know when it gets dark.

But don't want to go back now.

We discussed it and decided to go to the forest to have a look.

You shouldn't get lost just by looking outside.