My apprentice always cheats on the teacher

"One question, are you the attacker or the receiver?"

Chen Hua: ...

Chu Zhenglan: "Isn't this obvious enough?"

"Second question, why did you make such a decision?"

Chen Hua: "This..."

Chu Zhenglan: "Maybe it's because I have a thicker skin, or it's because Master has too few desires. After all, before Master met me, I didn't even have appetite, let alone sex."

Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Chen Hua: "Satisfied."

Chu Zhenglan: "Satisfied."

"Three questions, where is the first H?"

Chen Hua's heart: The author's questions have no lower limit.

Chu Zhenglan: "Leiyang."

"Four questions, how did you feel at that time?" the author Xingxingyan asked.

Chen Hua looked up at the sky and replied, "I forgot."

Author: "Hey? You forgot why you are blushing, I'm sorry to say it!"

Chu Zhenglan: "Unbelievable joy and supreme pleasure."

"Question five, what did the other party look like at that time?"

Chen Hua: "I don't remember." When will these weird questions be finished?If it weren't for her being the author, the deity would have gone away long ago.

Chu Zhenglan: "Master is blushing, very cute, and makes people want to feel sorry for him."

"Question [-], what was your first sentence on the morning of the first night?"

Chen Hua: "I woke up so late?"

Chu Zhenglan: "Well, you are tired."

Author: Did you discuss this?

"Seven questions, the number of times H per week?"

Chen Hua: "I haven't calculated it."

Chu Zhenglan: "So many times, who can remember clearly?"

"Eight questions, in the ideal situation, how many times a week?"

Chen Hua: "It will be fine the next day."

Chu Zhenglan: "Of course every day."

Author: The frequency of both of them talking is not low!Sure enough, double cultivation is good for physical and mental health! [deep thinking]

"No. 60 question, then, what kind of H?"

Chen Hua: "Girl, it's better not to inquire about the details."

Chu Zhenglan: "That's right, your chapter will be locked if you tell the details."

Author: "..." You know it too well.

"Question No. 60, where is your most sensitive?"

Chen Hua: "Neck." Chen Hua rarely answered a question, and as soon as he finished speaking, Chu Zhenglan's eyes followed him.It made him think of the feeling of Chu Zhenglan's teeth and tongue on the skin in those days when the day and night were turned upside down.As a result, his face became slightly hot, and the tips of his ears turned red.

Author: Did he say anything remarkable?Why can't I get his points?

Chu Zhenglan: "I don't know."

"Question No. 60, the most sensitive part of the other party?"

Chen Hua: "Back? I don't know."

Chu Zhenglan: "It's actually [beep——]."

Author Jun: "Please use your imagination."

"No.60 three questions, describe the other party in H in one sentence?"

Chen Hua: "Very fierce."

Chu Zhenglan: It's so beautiful, it's hard to stop. "

"Question No.60, frankly speaking, do you like H?"

Chen Hua: "Having a lover, happy things, as long as it's not too frequent."

Chu Zhenglan: "Is there a need to ask? I can't wait to spend time with Master every day."

Lin Yuanjun: Shameless.

Ning Kejiu and Lan Zhangjun really couldn't afford dog food, so they left the stage one after another.

"No. 60 five questions, the location of H under normal circumstances?"

Chen Hua's ears turned red, and he didn't speak, the author turned his attention to Lord Mozun.

Chu Zhenglan: "Master Chen Xinggong's Baptist Hall, Jiange, Zangshu Pavilion, the back mountain on the platform, Tianyu Water..."

Author Jun: Is it really good to be so unscrupulous?

"Then question No.60, which H location do you want to try?"

Chen Hua: "It's nothing, just stay in the Baptist Hall."

Chu Zhenglan: "On Chen Hua's sword."

Author: "This kind of position is very difficult and has a high risk factor, Mr. Mozun, you should think about it."

"No. 60 seven questions, should I take a shower before H or after H?"

Chen Hua: "All of them."

Chu Zhenglan: "Of course it is done before bathing, after bathing, and then bathing."

"No.60 eight questions, is there any agreement on H?"

Chen Hua: "Don't allow him to call me Master."

Chu Zhenglan: "Not Master."

"No. 60 Question [-], have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Chen Hua: "No."

Chu Zhenglan: "No."

"Question No. 70, do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"? "

Chen Hua: "I object, if you don't have the heart, why don't you just let it go."

Chu Zhenglan: "If I can't get the heart of the person I love, then I will make the next best thing to keep his person, so I agree."

The author's heart; you two have such a big difference in three views, how did you come together?Tut tut!

"Question No. 70, what would you do if the other party was raped by thugs?"

Chen Hua: "No one would do that."

Chu Zhenglan: "Master can protect himself."

"No.70 question two, do you feel embarrassed before H? Or after?"

Chen Hua: "At the beginning I will."

Chu Zhenglan: "No." He admitted without any pressure.

"No.70 three questions, if a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you? "

Chen Hua: "I don't have such a friend."

The author: "What if it is Mr. Linyuan?"

Wen Xingzhi stammered in fright: "I...I won't, don't frame good people."

Chu Zhenglan: "I will beat him until he dare not think about it."

"Question No.70, do you think you are good at H?"

Chen Hua: "General."

Chu Zhenglan: "Well, Master, in fact, I can practice more with you, do you want to think about it?"

"No.70 five questions, what about the other party?"

Chen Hua: "He has a lot of tricks."

Chu Zhenglan nodded meaningfully: "Master's unconscious performance is also very good."

"No.70 question six, what do you want the other party to say at the time of H?"

Chen Hua: "I hope he won't keep talking."

Chu Zhenglan: "Call 'husband'"

Chen Hua: "This is impossible, stop thinking about it."

"No. 70 seven questions, which expression do you like on the other side when H?"

Chen Hua: "He raised his eyebrows and smiled."

Chu Zhenglan: "Why do I feel that this question is repeated."

"No.70 eight questions, do you think it's okay to have sex with people other than lovers?"

Chen Hua: "No."

Chu Zhenglan: "No."

"Nine Questions No.70, are you interested in SM?"

Chen Hua: "No."

Chu Zhenglan: "Although I am interested, I am reluctant."

"Question No. 80, if the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, what would you do?"

Chen Hua: "It's strange."

Chu Zhenglan: "I have always asked for Master."

"Question No.80, what do you think about □□?"

Chen Hua: "Extremely shameless."

Chu Zhenglan: "It's boring."

"No.80 Question [-], what is the more painful thing in H?"

Chen Hua: "He is sometimes rough."

Chu Zhenglan: "Stop halfway."

"No. 80 three questions, in the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?"

Chen Hua: "Any outdoor place."

Chu Zhenglan: "Does this seat seem like someone who is anxious? When and where, there is no pressure!"

"Question No.80, have you ever been seduced by the recipient?"

Chen Hua: ...

Chu Zhenglan replied firmly: "Yes" with a sense of complacency on his face.

"Question No.80 five, the expression of the attacking side at that time?"

Chen Hua: "I don't remember."

Chu Zhenglan: "How do I know what my expression is, and I didn't look in the mirror." "Mirror, by the way, Master, let's try to be in front of the mirror next time!" Master Mozun fell into a beautiful imagination.

"No. 80 Question [-], has the attacker ever committed any acts?"

Chen Hua: "No."

Chu Zhenglan: "How is it possible, do I look like that kind of person?"

Author Jun: Not like, not like.

"No.80 seven questions, what was the respondent's reaction at that time?"

Author Jun: "Forget it, skip it."

"No. 80 eight questions, for you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"? "

Chen Hua: "He is."

Chu Zhenglan: "Master is my ideal."

"Nine questions No.80, does the current partner meet your ideals?

Author Jun: "Forget it, skip it."

"Question No.90, have you used small props in H?"

Chen Hua: "Yes."

Chu Zhenglan: "We can consider increasing it."

The author's eyes glowed eagerly, and he asked extremely gossip: "What kind of props do you have? Specifically, leather whips, candles, ropes..."

The master and Lord Mozun all cast their gazes of "I'm afraid you are not mentally retarded".

"Question No.90, when did it happen to you for the first time?"

Two people: "After the confession.

"No.90 question two, was the object at that time your current lover?"

"Yes."

"No.90 three questions, where is your favorite place to be kissed?"

Chen Hua: "Forehead."

Chu Zhenglan: "I...forget it, I'm not going to say it, anyway, it can't be realized anyway." Master Mozun said and gave Master a sad look.

Author: Where is it?I like to be kissed but Master doesn't know how to kiss, you can imagine for yourself!

"Question No.90, where do you like to kiss each other the most?"

Chen Hua: "Eyes, his eyes are very bright."

Chu Zhenglan: "I like all places, as long as it is Master."

"No. 90 five questions, what is the most pleasing thing for the other party at the time of H?"

Chen Hua: "I can't help it."

Chu Zhenglan: "Concentrate on working hard"

"No. 90 question six, what do you think when H?"

Chen Hua: "At that time, I usually can't think about anything."

The author smiled wretchedly, and said in his heart: It seems that Lord Mozun is really brave!

Chu Zhenglan: "Thinking about how to make him comfortable."

"No. 90 seven questions, what is the number of H times in one night?"

Chen Hua: "There is no fixed number of times for this."

Chu Zhenglan: "The more the better."

Author: "Master Mozun, indulgence is not good."

Chu Zhenglan: "Author, have you ever heard of double cultivation? I don't know.

"No. 90 eight questions, for H, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take off?"

Chen Hua: "All of them."

Chu Zhenglan: "Do it yourself, how can you bother Master with this kind of thing?"

"Nine Questions No.90, H is for you?"

Chen Hua: "Have a lover, happy things."

Chu Zhenglan: "The combination of soul and flesh is the expression of love."

"The last question, please say something to your lover."

Chu Zhenglan yawned and said, "Master is so boring! Let's go back!"

Chen Hua: "Okay."

Then the two joined hands and disappeared, leaving only the author with a confused look on his face.

Author: "The last finale question, are you so sloppy? Don't you say something touching, life or death, life and death go hand in hand to sensationalize it?"

Alright, since the protagonist has left the scene, let's leave!

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