Why are you staring at me? Come tease me [Quick Transmigration]

Tong Yao stared nervously at the oversized weirdo opposite, and was filling an iron pot as big as a bathing pool with water.

Tong Yao didn't expect that he would see such a big human being, which was almost as tall as the Hulk, but this strange man was white with a bunch of yellow hair on his head, which looked like he was malnourished.

The pollution after a thousand years is really terrible. Tong Yao has seen enough. He has been in distress one after another in this space, and none of them are related to the polluted and mutated creatures.

For example, the huge giant in front of him looks like he was polluted and mutated by eating too much popcorn expansion agent.

No matter what is polluted and mutated, Tong Yao believes in himself and cannot beat him.

Because compared with him, Tong Yao was as weak as a skinny loach that hadn't yet grown up.

What's more, now Tong Yao is surrounded by grid-like barbed wire. He thought he was locked in a cage again, but in fact, he was locked under a huge metal fence.

"That... big... uncle?" Tong Yao emboldened, and said something, wondering if the giant could understand his language.

"What uncle? Don't you see that I am in prime of life?" The giant replied unhappily, and the sound was like a combination speaker that was turned up.

"Uh, I'm sorry... that big brother!" Tong Yao confessed, and quickly changed his name.

"What big brother? I don't belong to the underworld!"

The giant got angry, and threw a spoon as big as a bathtub into the iron pot with a clang.

Tong Yao didn't dare to speak anymore, and looked at the giant with aggrieved eyes.The giant walked over with a thud, patted the iron fence, and roared, "You meat...meat bird's egg! Listen to me, I call it a giant!"

"Pfft...hahaha..." Tong Yao couldn't hold back, he almost couldn't breathe from laughing.

Jumbo stared at his eyes as big as steamed buns, and said angrily, "Laugh, laugh, laugh enough now, I'll get used to you in a while, let's see how you can laugh!"

Tong Yao hurriedly stopped the car, and said in fear: "Brother Big Mac, you...you want to eat me? Look at me, I'm so thin, I'm not big enough to fit your teeth!"

Jumbo snorted, turned around and went back to fiddle with his iron pot, and said unhappily: "Actually, I wanted to eat bird eggs for dinner today, but I dug out several bird nests, but I didn't find a single egg. Thinking of taking you out, since there are no bird eggs to eat, I have to eat you! You can’t be hungry, right?”

"Uh..." Tong Yao said without tears, "Yes, yes."

Big Mac fiddled with the buckets of seasonings next to the iron pot, and said as if introducing: "Star anise, cinnamon, salt... hey? Do you think I will cook your meat on a high fire, or stew the soup on a low fire?" drink?"

Tong Yao's face was full of black lines, but he began to calculate in his heart. If he boiled it on a high fire, he would definitely be scalded to death. Stewing it on a low fire might delay some time, so he took the risk and said, "I have an opinion. , use a very small fire to simmer slowly, so that it tastes better."

"Success, I will do as you say!" Jumbo was very satisfied with Tong Yao's answer, and began to throw seasoning into the iron pot.

Tong Yao looked at the red flames under the iron pot, and sat limply on the chopping board under the iron fence, thinking deeply about what nozuonodie is.

After throwing away the seasoning, Big Mac tasted the taste with a spoon, and nodded his head satisfied with his craftsmanship, "Mmm! It tastes great!"

Seeing that Jumbo prepared the soup, Tong Yao turned around and walked towards him, frightened to death.It wasn't that he didn't want to run, or that he couldn't push the fence over his head, but that his hands and feet were tied together, and struggling was useless.

Jumbo lifted the fence, held the trembling Tong Yao in his palm and looked at it, then put him back on the chopping board, and then took a gleaming large kitchen knife from the side.

When Tong Yao saw the huge kitchen knife, he was so frightened that he lost his soul: "Big...Big Brother Big Mac, it's only delicious if it's stewed...the whole thing!"

Jumbo laughed hahaha, and suddenly raised his knife and dropped it.

Tong Yao screamed, and his clothes were cut to pieces by a big kitchen knife, turning him into a naked worm.

Big Mac lifted the bare-bottomed Tong Yao from the chopping board and threw him into a large bowl filled with water, untied him from the ropes tied around his hands, pointed to him and said, "Wash it yourself, don't leave any mud !"

Tong Yao thought that if the rope in his hand was untied, he would have a chance to escape, but he didn't expect that the Big Mac was staring at him to wash it, which made him not even qualified to say an excuse for being shy, so he had to lift it half dead. A splash of water splashed on his shoulders.

The Big Mac casually threw a large ball of steel wool into the bowl, "Rub it on it, clean it!"

Tong Yao looked at the big ball of steel wool, which was bigger than him, and said sadly, "Brother, this will kill you!"

Big Mac's eyes widened, "Stop talking nonsense, or I'll peel the skin for you, you choose!"

"I rub it! Can't I rub it?" Tong Yao was almost kneeling in the bowl for the Big Mac. It is probably useless even if he kneels for him, so he can only swim to the steel ball, reluctantly He started rubbing on the steel wool ball.

"Armpits... thighs!" Jumbo impatiently directed by the side.

A trace of white smoke floated out of the iron pot, indicating that the temperature of the soup had begun to rise.

Jumbo fished Tong Yao out of the bowl, untied the rope tied to his feet, and threw it into the iron pot with a plop.

"Pfft..." Tong Yao raised his head and spat out a mouthful of thick and salty soup, and the dog licked it on the surface of the soup.

At this time, Tong Yao's heart should have collapsed, but for some reason, his heart was screaming abnormally: Comfortable!It's so comfortable!How long has it been since I took a hot bath!

The soup in the iron pot was getting hotter and hotter, and Tong Yao's whole body was red when he was stewing, but he didn't dare to shout loudly or struggle, he was afraid that if he thumped about and the Big Mac put the lid on the pot again, it would be over.

The only thing Tong Yao can do now is to hold back and pray that Nie Chen can come to save him soon.

"Yu Shuo! Yu Shuo..."

Saying that someone will be there, Nie Chen flew into the cave, flapping his wings and shouting all the way.

The moment Tong Yao saw Nie Chen, tears flowed into the soup pot, desperately thumping the hot soup in the iron pot and screaming: "Nie Chen, save me, I'm almost ripe!!!"

Seeing Tong Yao, Nie Chen quickly flapped his wings and flew towards the soup pot, but was suddenly slapped to the ground by a huge palm.

It turned out that he came in too hastily, and he didn't realize that there was a huge weirdo standing beside the soup pot.

Nie Chen was slapped and rolled on the ground, took out the saber pinned to his waist, and flew towards the giant with a glare.

Jumbo also took a stance, ready to capture another meat bird egg delivered to the door.

Nie Chen flew up and down, left and right, looking for an opportunity to attack, and the giant was also in a hurry to catch him. In the chaotic battle, he knocked down pieces of household objects around him.

Crackling!Boom boom clang clang!

Tong Yao watched the thrilling fight between Nie Chen and the giant with black lines all over his face. No matter how he looked at it, he felt like he was watching a bastard kid catch a bird.

Suddenly, Nie Chen saw an opportunity, and flew upwards facing the palm slapped by the giant, piercing his palm with a knife.

As if being stung by a wasp, the Big Mac screamed while clutching his palms, "Why are you so ruthless? You don't use such violence! You want to get the meat... the meat and eggs away, you have to bring food." Change!"

Nie Chen frowned, and replied out of breath, "You let me take him away, and I'll pick melons and worms for you later!"

Jumbo glanced at Nie Chen with resentful eyes, "I want twenty catties!"

"Deal!" Nie Chen happily agreed, quickly took off to the side of the soup pot, grabbed Tong Yao with both hands, and lifted the naked butt Tong Yao who was almost half-cooked out of the soup pot.

The rotten clothes are no longer wearable, and if he flies out with his bare butt in his arms, he will definitely get sick from the cold.

Nie Chen looked around, then ran to the soup pot, lifted the big spoon, scooped up a big spoonful of hot soup, and then threw the stupid Tong Yao into the spoon.

Tong Yao seemed to be sitting in a hot tub, and Nie Chen held up the big spoon with both hands, and said to the Big Mac, "I'm sorry to borrow it, but I will return it to you later!"

After speaking, Nie Chen stretched his wings and flew out of the giant's cave holding the big spoon.

Jumbo winked in the direction where they disappeared, stretched out his hand and made a huge V shape, "Hiss...it hurts!"

……

The soup in the spoons hadn't cooled down yet, and they had already returned to Yijing Mountain.

Tong Yao was so comfortable that he almost fell asleep, Nie Chen fished him out of the spoon, carried him and flew back to his room.

Nie Chen, who is obsessed with cleanliness, should have wiped Tong Yao's body clean first, but instead he put Tong Yao, who was dripping wet, on the big bed, even lying on top of him, and took a few breaths.

Tong Yao was in a daze, "You don't want to take a bite from this smell, do you? I haven't stewed it yet!"

Nie Chen buried his face in Tong Yao's neck, took another deep breath, and said softly, "I've smelled it all the way, but I can't figure it out, does that giant want to eat you, or want to have sex with you?" .match?"

Tong Yao suddenly woke up eight minutes, and pushed Nie Chen who was lying on top of him hard, "What nonsense are you talking about, is there something wrong?"

Nie Chen didn't move, but explained to him in a soft voice: "Sex pepper, acacia fruit, dopamine leaves, maca, deer antler... I can smell that the seasoning in the soup is all aphrodisiac. "

"Huh?" Tong Yao gritted his teeth in shock.