I'm also guessing whose cubs belong to me

The ward was especially quiet, Xie Chao's face was so red that his drip was on, his face was buried in his hands, and he couldn't hold his head up at all.

Angus's perennially neat shirt was wrinkled, and his chestnut hair was loose and tilted to one side.He cleared his throat: "It's fine."

The doctor in the white coat came over with a smile, and stuffed a handful of things: "Be careful next time, and go for an allergy test when you feel better."

Angus glanced at Xie Chao and caught the handful.

Xie Chao's ears turned red like hot peppers, he was really unlucky, who knows what he was allergic to. "Sleep" became swollen halfway through sleep, and it was very uncomfortable.Damn it, I'm so embarrassed to see a doctor.

The doctor I met was old and unscrupulous, ruled out rubber allergy, and basically confirmed that it was an allergy to the lubricant on the condom, but I didn’t know the material allergy.

He gritted his teeth and turned his head to the side. The unscrupulous doctor even came to deliver the condoms now, with a wretched smile on his face.

"Oh, I don't contain lubricating oil, so I gave it to you for free."

Angus couldn't laugh or cry, he didn't know whether to accept or not.

The doctor said to Angus, "Thank you for signing. My wife is a fan of yours, so I just gave her a gift." He came over to help Xie Chao adjust the drip, "Don't be embarrassed, I'm not surprised by this kind of thing."

Xie Chao's face seemed to be on fire, the more open-minded the doctor was, the more he couldn't raise his head.

Someone outside called the doctor, Angus paused: "Thank you, go get busy."

After the doctor left, Xie Chao showed his eyes, which could poke a hole out of the white coat.He spread his hands: "Confiscated."

Angus put it all in his hands: "That's all." His face was also slightly red, "The doctor also said...you can use baby oil instead."

Xie Chao kicked him: "Reject." He turned sideways, "I'm going to sleep." Then he closed his eyes and moved his eyelids.

It makes me sad to think about it, I don’t want to recall it at all, okay!

Not long ago, Angus was discussing with him about the marriage certificate. Unlike China, the UK needs a government witness and has to go through some local procedures, which sounds very troublesome.

After talking for a while, the atmosphere suddenly became ambiguous.Xie Chao couldn't figure out why the atmosphere had become so strange. Anyway, they were in a hotel, and they rolled onto the big water bed without knowing it.

Xie Chao thinks that the relationship is confirmed, and premarital sex doesn't matter, besides, they are already impure.With this in mind, he simply took out the condom.

Angus still wanted to stop in moderation, but couldn't bear the naked temptation, and he had long forgotten his patience and principles.

The foreplay part was almost flawless, and Xie Chao was very satisfied.When he touched the cover, he found something was wrong.He wanted Angus to put it on for him, but he put it on himself...

At that time, Xie Chao complained: "Your skills are so poor, the first time is really painful."

Angus was a practical man who didn't dare to make a sound. There were fine beads of sweat on his forehead, his muscles were tense, but he kept moving his hands, and kissed his cheek with warm lips.

Xie Chao himself didn't know what to do. The development of the situation was like a potted plant growing randomly, with branches sprouting randomly. He decided to give Angus one last chance.If the process is very unpleasant, he will never think about it in the future.

Then he got allergic...

Allergies are really a terrible thing, Xie Chao moved his butt, it was so swollen that he could hardly walk normally.He really didn't do anything bad, and now he can explain it.

Angus stood guiltily at the head of the bed, looking at the drip bottle. He didn't know that Xie Chao was allergic to lubricants beforehand.Hey, Xie Chao bought the case himself, so he probably doesn't know.

His eyes flickered, Zhao Zhao seemed to have a big opinion on him for the first time, but this time it also failed, probably the opinion is even bigger, what should we do in the future...

Well, study hard.

Xie Chao turned his back, crossed his arms, and forced himself to fall asleep.You can't think about the annoying things anymore, maybe they will be solved automatically in the future, and it's useless to think about them.

The sound of Angus' footsteps receded gently, Xie Chao moved his ears, and Angus should have gone out.

He turned over and couldn't fall asleep, so he just got up to play with his mobile phone and browse the forum.

After wandering around, he came up with the idea of ​​posting.

Xie Chao poked his head, but Angus hadn't come back yet.

He starts editing the post.

theme:

[Tree Hole] What should I do if X's life is uncoordinated?

Contents:

Let me introduce my situation first, the gender is male, and the hobby is also male, so I have been with this one.We've confirmed our relationship, we've put on all the rings, and we just need to get the certificate.

Both of us are novices on the road, with little driving skills.

I was very unwell the first time and developed a low-grade fever afterwards.

The second time, just recently, was that I developed an allergy to lube, and the process was… equally unpleasant, of course.

Seriously, a few more times and I feel like I'm going frigid.

It's a bit annoying to think about it, it's purely under the tree hole, otherwise no one would talk about it.

№0☆☆☆朝天椒于2017-09-3000:32:38留言☆☆☆

1L:

Yoshi, my forum is now dominated by gays =O=

2L:

Uh, landlord, someone who came here will tell you, what’s the big deal, nearly half of women have never had an orgasm, and it all depends on acting skills.

3L:

Don't forget on the first floor, there is our big lily.

Landlord, I suggest that you can use props when necessary, to increase the fun, useful for personal testing, hee hee hee~

4L:

Damn, there are a group of old drivers upstairs, it's too dirty to see.They are all people with stories, come and come, I'll give you the microphone.

[-]L:

Allergic to Lubricant?This allergen is very unique, it is really rare.

Xie Chao looked at the replies with a dazed expression, they were all out of order, and he didn't comfort the poor man with a wounded heart at all.

[-]L: (The landlord replied)

Reply to the fifth floor, it is allergic to lubricants, the doctor who saw me also sent us condoms without additives.I have never had any allergies since I was a child. I didn't expect that the first time I was allergic was because of this thing. It's really hard to describe.

Also, I want to do the one above, and my boyfriend seems to want to be on it too.It's not that I choreographed him, his technique is really not very good.It's the same this time, it's really annoying now, is it possible that we will maintain a platonic love in the future?

7L:

Your boyfriend must be very depressed too, relax your mind, brother Chu is more troublesome, just try a few more times.You can try homemade lubricating oil, which is safer.

As for the matter of who is on top, your navel oranges will be fine, so happy~

8L:

If the technique is not good, practice more, and you will get started after practicing.

This is the only time for allergies, if you don’t pay attention next time, it won’t be a problem.

9L:

The starling is right, the poster went back to watch the film and grasp the rhythm.

One, three, five, you go, two, four, six, your boyfriend, Sunday boxing, perfect!

Xie Chao is a big fan of watching, and they are all netizens who watch the fun, but they really have to watch the movie.How about trying again with Angus?He tucks his head under the pillow, annoying.

If you don't have two guessing games with Angus, who will win?

Let me go, the ninth floor is poisonous, and my thinking has been taken away. This kind of thing is still guessing!

Xie Chao didn't find the resource last time, so he just asked for it in the post this time.Before he refreshed, he had already built quite a few floors, all of which were reserved for insignificant words. By the way, Tao Kan, there are still people asking for explosive photos.

[-]L: (The owner replied)

Dear friends, do you have a movie, please ask QAQ

[-]L:

Same request, hee hee hee

Xie Chao squinted his eyes, it looked like he was the same person as the third floor.There are a bunch of people who follow the post and ask for the same thing. This tree hole post finally developed into a resource exchange post.If the administrator finds out, it is estimated that he will die unexpectedly.

Finally, a big boss with [-]G resources appeared, and his reply was very domineering: leave the cloud disk account, and you can send it privately.

A lot of accounts were left behind in an instant, and Xie Chao felt that he was occupying the front row, afraid of being forgotten.

Just after leaving the account, he slapped his thigh, and I said hello, how could I forget, he is not in China now, he is abroad!This thing is not prohibited at all in foreign countries, it can be downloaded through official channels!

Xie Chao decisively went to the unspeakable website, paid quickly, and used the high-speed channel to download quickly, so he was bound to see the latest resources.

When the progress bar reached [-]%, Angus came back, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Did you fall asleep?"

Xie Chao turned the phone over guiltily: "Well, I can't sleep."

"I brought you antisensitivity medicine, keep it as a spare, in case you encounter it in the future." Angus blushed, and explained, "I mean if you encounter it in other things, it doesn't mean lubricant. "

"Oh." Xie Chao nodded, "I didn't think much about it."

The phone will make a "ding" notification sound, indicating that the download is complete.Xie Chao took a glance, but Angus was here, so it was not convenient for him to observe.It's been a long time since he secretly watched movies, and since giving birth to Zai Zai, his thoughts on that aspect have almost disappeared.The last time I saw this thing was in the university dormitory.

But this time I have to take a good look, I can't fail like Angus...