[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

Bruce's words were understated and plain, but they directly expressed an explosive effect.

No matter who was present, when they heard the phrase "Clark is my boyfriend", they were stunned.

Get to the point, boyfriend.

Barry the Flash almost jumped up from the ground, looking at Bruce like he was looking at some prehistoric creature, his voice was distorted: "Boyfriend!?!?"

Bruce: "Yes." He looked at Barry with a natural expression, without any flaws: "We have lived together for a long time."

"B-but you're Batman, I mean... Bruce you're Batman!" Barry said incoherently, and it looked like if this was in the comics, he'd probably be scared out of his wits.

And Bruce looked even more surprised than him: "Who told you I was Batman?"

Barry was shocked: "...You're not!?"

"I'm not." Bruce showed a trace of disgust on his face: "How can I be Batman? Is it because the little reporter can't sleep well or the banquet is not fun enough." He looked very disdainful: "What's so good about being Batman?" Yes, so poor, can’t sleep at night, running around Gotham, meeting some messy lunatics and getting hurt all over his body.”

"It's such a big wound, it hurts."

Barry: "..."

He also knows that it hurts, but isn't that how they are, as long as there is a fight, it is inevitable that they will be injured.

Batman is just an ordinary person, but he looks even scarier than these extraordinary people. The wound on his body doesn't seem to be called a wound. Anyway, Barry has never seen Batman hurt after being injured.

After a little fantasizing about the scene where Batman cried out in pain after being injured, Barry calmly chose to clear this scene out of his brain.

But if Bruce is afraid of pain... "But you're wearing a Batman suit." Barry said, "Why isn't it Batman?"

"You said this?"

Bruce obviously didn't take it seriously, as if he had thought of something fun, he suddenly showed a meaningful smile when faced with this question.

Barry shivered inexplicably, thinking that something might be wrong.

But before he found out what was wrong and why he had such a bad feeling, he heard Bruce's righteous voice.

"Of course it's because Batman is also my boyfriend." Bruce smiled very proudly: "Otherwise, where do you think Batman's suits and weapons come from, as well as those battle damages that cost a lot? It's not that he's my boyfriend, who would spend so much money on him. I've supported a Justice League for these two people, okay?"

"As for Batman's suit, the Wayne Group has a lot of them. What can I say if I just take a few Batman suits?"

After finishing speaking, Bruce winked his eyes at Barry, with a look of understanding: "And don't you think it's exciting to have a fight with Clark in Batman's suit?"

Barry: "..."

So, the current situation is that Bruce and Batman in another parallel world are two people. Bruce not only has a boyfriend relationship with Clark, but also has a boyfriend relationship with Batman.

And the meaning of what Bruce said before is that it is normal for him to wear a bat suit now, which is probably equivalent to wearing a boyfriend's shirt with another boyfriend...

Well, this is really exciting, and it's exciting.

If it weren't for the fact that two of the people in this topic are Superman and Batman, Barry would probably be able to lament about this relationship, and by the way, let's divert his thinking and gossip about how Bruce did it.

But, not now.

Barry felt that if this topic continued, dog blood would turn into real blood, the kind that would splatter three feet and flow out of the brain.

Poor Flash never expected that things would turn out like this.

He just knew that Bruce Wayne in their world would hug two beauties when he went out and pretended to be a playboy, but he didn't expect that in other worlds, this would be upgraded directly. Bruce, the little prince of Gotham Hugged Batman and Superman directly.

Okay, that's great.

Barry felt that his mind was buzzing now, and he no longer dared to look back at Carl's expression.

He thinks he can already imagine how dark Carl's face can be.

And Bruce over there obviously didn't say enough, he continued to babble: "But this is just for fun once in a while, and it's exciting. This armor is really hard, heavy, and chilly. I don't wear it often. .I don’t know how the Bat guy can bear it, I still prefer to be directly with Batman..."

"Wait!!" Barry didn't want to listen to what happened next.

He just said "scared" now, he is really afraid to hear some hot topic, after all, Bruce in this other world can say such a thing so calmly, it is not very moral to think about it, let's combine them How the blues of this world behaved when they were playboys...

Woohoo, why did the world treat him like this!He is really just an innocent and simple Flash!

Carl won't be silenced because he knows too much...

Barry felt bitter, and Barry felt that it was too difficult for him.

One bite after another, one piece after another, this melon is delicious.

But Barry was afraid that he would be strangled to death by melons.

So Barry changed the subject wittily and decisively: "Then what's going on with the Kirk you're talking about?" He pointed to Xiao Tuantuan, who was held in Bruce's arms and whose ears were covered at some point: "I mean , does your world also have this little cub?"

"Yes, but it's not as small as yours." Bruce took back the posture that he seemed to want to share with Barry the passionate years with his two boyfriends, held the cub in his arms a little higher, and tweeted The little dumpling took a sip: "His name is Kirk Wayne, and he is eight years old. The one on your side is really exactly the same as my Zai Zai when he was a child."

"Eight years old, that's pretty big."

After all, the one here seems to be only seven or eight months old.

But—"Why Kirk Wayne?"

These blue eyes are obviously exactly the same as Superman. If the appearance is exactly the same as Bruce said, then the little Kirk on Bruce's side is also related to Superman, but the name... I can't tell it at all ah.

Barry thought there might be a little problem here.

And sure enough, after hearing these words, Bruce said, "Because this is my son."

The "I" was read emphatically.

Barry: "But his eyes... Carl, I mean Clark should have something to do with him too?"

"Of course." Bruce said with a natural expression, "Don't you know that Clark is my boyfriend? Little Kirk is my son and Clark."

"Uh... gene fusion?"

"No, natural production."

After Kirk got the tentacles in the parallel world when he was young, he knew that the gene chain of this little dumpling had been completely stabilized. Bruce, who was no different from ordinary children, spoke very naturally, as if what he said was not a big thing worth being surprised about.

He looked at Barry, who had already been shocked by this sentence for the second time: "Why do you have such an expression, isn't your cub born naturally?"

"...No, maybe not..." Barry said with difficulty.

He looked at Bruce: "It's convenient for me to ask if it's you or Clark..."

Barry couldn't go on.

But this meaning, the clever Brucey baby already understood.

"Oh, you said this, it's nothing inconvenient to say, after all, many people know about it." Bruce had a face full of fuss, and then threw a blockbuster: "This was born to me by Clark, and I'm pregnant." It’s been more than a year, but it scares me. But maybe it’s just a different constitution, after all, Clark surprised me when she was pregnant.”

"Speaking of when Clark was pregnant, Gotham and Metropolis newspapers still reported it. I remember a lot of speculation."

Bruce said again: "It's a pity that ordinary men like me can't get pregnant, and Batman can't get pregnant either. Little Kirk's face looks like me, otherwise I have to work hard to guess whether this is me and Clark's child, or whether it is the child of Clark or me. Batman and Clark's child."

Barry: "..."

Inexplicably knowing that Superman was pregnant and giving birth, Barry, who seemed to have learned some terrible news from Bruce's last sentence, finally had a blank expression.

Meanwhile, Hal, who has received a huge amount of information, and Karl, who is also a party to a certain extent, are also blanking together with him.

……

The little reporter Clark didn't know that Bruce had already started to persecute his reputation and his own reputation in a mess in order to cover people's eyes and ears and go deep into the enemy's interior, gain information and trust by the way, and get a chance to bring his son out.

And because the acting skills are so good that there are no flaws at all, enough to be fake, almost everyone over there will believe it.

In fact, he is now standing in the watchtower with great urgency, looking in the direction of the magic circle.

This magic circle was made by Constantine, because the disappearance of Little Kirk and the failure of all the locators on his body were too weird. Contacting the boy who called himself "J" before, this incident seems unusual Trouble.

Constantine could guess that the boy who was summoned had something to do with Bruce, and nine out of ten were tentacle-type, and there was an aspect of spiritual pollution in his ability.

But what he didn't expect was that Bruce and Superman's son would have tentacles.

So this thing started to become troublesome.

In fact, Bruce’s plan at the beginning was to show Constantine the information first, and then find a time to bring Xiaotuanzi over for careful inspection. After all, he had also done a detailed inspection of the tentacles on Little Kirk before, although the key information was not there. , but there is still some useful information.

But unexpectedly, before they even finished the first step, Xiaotuanzi disappeared first.

When Bruce rushed to Brudhaven with Constantine in his arms, he saw Jason with a pale face, barely wearing a nightgown at Dick's request, and Jason with a complicated but obviously Very anxious Dick.

Then, under Jason's description, Constantine entered Dick's bedroom, and then found the secret of Xiaotuanzi's disappearance beside the bed.

"It's magic, and the spatial fluctuations are obvious." Constantine said, "And it doesn't look like simple spatial fluctuations."

"It may be the result of directly breaking through the world." Zatanna, who came along with her, said, "It feels like a law."

"It should be a parallel world." Constantine immediately came to the conclusion: "I just don't know which one it is. Bat, then your son is really in trouble. I remember you just said that he just traveled through it not long ago. ?”

If there is a parallel world shuttle situation, there will be some smell of law left on the body. If similar fluctuations occur in the universe again in a short time, it may be teleported away again.

It's just that the probability of this is very small, after all, traveling through parallel universes is not an easy task.

Of course, this may not be true for Little Kirk. Judging from the information that Bruce received from the parallel universe Batman before, it may not be the fluctuation of space that caused Little Kirk to travel, but whether there will be a wave in other universes. Keep the spiritual body of Little Kirk who fell into another universe without knowing why.

If there is, then when the space fluctuates, Little Kirk is likely to run into a parallel world.

Therefore, the situation during this time travel should be roughly the same.

It's just that compared to the previous situation, this time is obviously more dangerous.

"Soul time travel and physical body time travel are two different concepts. Bat, it may be difficult for you, little brat, to come back by yourself." Constantine said bluntly: "It's very complicated to come back after physical body time travel. When he comes back, he has to pick him up in person."

"But if you can't let go of your city, you can let that big blue guy go." Constantine said lazily, "Anyway, you are all related to this little guy by blood, so anyone can go."

"What about the impact?" Jason asked on the sidelines.

"It doesn't matter, but even though it's a parallel world, the situation may not be good." Constantine glanced at Batman: "At best, I can only use magic to trace the past, but I can't confirm what is going on in that world."

The meaning of this sentence is obvious.

Clark is a fool. If it was a simple and friendly world, everything would be fine, but if it wasn’t, everything would be over, not to mention that Clark still has kryptonite as an Achilles’ heel. When the time comes, one of them will be wrong, and he may not be sure. They can't come back.

Then... "I'll go." Batman said.

After all, this is his son, and he should take care of it himself.

But obviously Superman didn't think so, so after finding out that Batman's heartbeat was wrong, he ran to the watchtower quickly, and was shocked when he found that Bruce had traveled from the magic circle to another world.

"Why didn't Bruce take me!"

The little reporter was very wronged: "I am also the father of little Kirk! Why didn't he take me with him!"

Zatanna: "...Maybe it's because your weakness is too obvious."

"But Batman's weakness is also obvious. He's just an ordinary person. What if he's in danger." Clark's heart ached, his mind was spinning at an unprecedented speed, which made him think about it within a second. A lot of examples: the scene where Bruce is in distress and he can't get there in time.

Superman is frightened by his own brain power.

He was afraid.

"Is there really no way for me to go with you?" Clark looked at Zatanna: "This magic circle can only pass through one person?"

"Of course not. But in order to make the magic effect the strongest and avoid the danger of the shuttle process, the magic circle uses traction teleportation. Only the positioning of the person passing by for the first time is completely accurate because of the strongest traction force." Zatanna explained. : "You go now, because the attraction between you and Little Kirk has weakened, you may go to another universe, and the mechanism to come back is only triggered once. Once you fail, you have no next chance."

"Then there is no other way?"

Clark also knew that this matter was a bit embarrassing, but he was really worried about Bruce.

Rao, what if Bruce gets hurt over there because there is no Superman! !There are their children over there! !

This is really scary.

Superman thought, and ignored Bruce's high-strength combat power when he stood up bravely.

Zatanna: "..."

To be honest, Zatanna didn't really understand why Clark was so worried. After all, Batman was the most reliable in the entire Justice League. As for the character who had a plan B in everything, it didn't look like anything could go wrong.

But Clark asked that...

"There is indeed a way, but in this way, you can't be the only one to go there." Zatanna explained: "The principle of the magic circle arranged by Constantine is traction, and it must have enough contact with people already in the parallel universe." Only a strong connection can reach the designated universe smoothly."

"But we don't have anyone related to Bruce on our side."

Little Kirk is related to Clark, but as I said before, because it has been used once, the traction force for the second time is not enough, which may cause deviation in the landing universe.

Then the only remaining candidate is Bruce.

But Bruce's parents died when he was very young, and Clark really couldn't find out who was related by blood.

"It doesn't have to be blood relatives, and it's okay to stay with him for a long time, but because this kind of traction is weaker than blood relations, it takes several people to be together at the same time to achieve the effect of perfect positioning before." Zatanna explained: "You I meet the conditions, but it’s not enough for you alone, even if you are also a blood relative of Little Kirk and have a connection with Bruce, the traction is still not strong enough.”

"And what about us?"

As soon as the words fell, the door of this room was pushed open.

Outside the door, Dick and Jason were standing there. They came with Bruce, and they were in the next room.

But obviously, they didn't listen well.

Dick came over, smiled at Superman, and looked at Zatanna: "Is it enough to add the two of us?"

Enough is enough, but...

"Bruce won't agree with your past." Clark said, "It's not safe."

Dick obviously didn't take it seriously: "But it's obvious that no one is eligible except us, isn't it? You can't make it alone." He said: "And I lost Kirk, and Jason and I have an obligation to make up for it." This mistake."

"Anyway, there is Superman, there will be no problem. And the two of us are not ordinary children." After Dick finished speaking, he raised his eyebrows and looked at Zatanna: "What do you think?"

Zatanna fell silent.

At the end, the sexy woman hooked her lips and smiled: "Okay, yes." She looked at the three of them and said, "But before you go, you have to make some other preparations, otherwise something will go wrong when Batman comes back. There is no way to explain."

Dick gave an OK.

"Of course," he said, "we also want to get home safely."

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Another Dad and Brothers are ready!

PS: The second and third shifts are coming, two in one, before twelve o'clock.I had a meal and was going to sleep for a while, but I was so sleepy that I felt dizzy. There was still class in the afternoon, so I couldn't sleep without it.

I envy the baby who only started class in April, I have already started school, online class, there are so many classes, and there are more things in class than in physical class, the software is still stuck, and there are a lot of homework...