[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

Seriously, anyone who knows the identity of Batman will think that Constantine is talking nonsense.

There are not one or two people with brain problems in Gotham. To be precise, even if you don’t count the neuropathy in Arkham, most people who can live strong in Gotham have some problems with their brains.

And among them, there are really too many people who have a relationship with Batman, such as the large group in Arkham, whose relationship with Batman is quite extraordinary.

And there are even more Gotham people who go to Brudhaven. Almost every day, people are forced by Gotham's perverted life to leave Gotham and move to Brudhaven, where they can barely live.

But apparently Constantine wasn't talking about any of that.

Batman's eyes fell on Constantine.

——He thought of the double-faced Harvey Dante at the previous banquet.

It's not that Constantine didn't feel Batman's sight, but he was still pressing loudly without fear of death.

"Don't tell me you didn't feel this? It's not that the two-faced man confessed to Batman a while ago. It is said that he wanted to have a baby for you." Constantine said surprisingly: "Actually, I think this matter That's okay, the guy with two faces is still in good shape, although he is not as good as Superman, and his face is not good-looking, but at least his heart is sincere, and you didn't have a good relationship with him before?"

"However, it seems impossible for a man to have a child," he said thoughtfully, "but if the double-faced person did these actions because he was influenced by the old dominator, then he might really be able to give birth to a child." Are you having a baby?"

Batman: "..."

Batman: "...Constantine!"

Constantine was keenly aware of Batman's gaze.

He laughed dryly: "Bat, I'm telling the truth."

"But you can shut up now." Zatanna looked at Constantine, thinking that if he continued talking like this, it might be over.

Look at what this said, don't say that Batman hasn't expressed his position yet, if Superman knows by then, even if he doesn't want to directly perform an explosion in place.

- Encouraging Batman to accept Two-Face's request and give him a child... Is this something a sane person can say?

In fact, his mind is normal, but Constantine, who sometimes has to be skinny: "...Okay, okay."

"However, there is absolutely no problem that the double-faced person is indeed affected. According to this trend, the affected person will not be the only one." Constantine was a little more serious: "You may have to think about the people around you. Is there anything wrong, otherwise Gotham will end up with more and more people who want to give birth to you."

"It's kind of exciting to think about that."

Constantine came to a conclusion.

The two people present, whether it was Zatanna or Batman, were silent.

Can this not be exciting?

According to Constantine, over time, the entire Gotham may directly become a large harem of Batman.

At that time, it will not be criminals who want to hide from Batman, but Batman who wants to hide from people with problematic brains.

Oh, and maybe Bruce Wayne. After all, judging from the situation of the double-faced man at the beginning, it is estimated that Bruce Wayne is also part of this coveted part.

This matter must be resolved as soon as possible.

But how to solve it is still a problem.

In fact, Batman's life is almost the same most of the time. He goes to work, sleeps, and pretends to be a playboy during the day, and night patrols and violent law enforcement at night. Life can be said to be very regular to some extent.

In terms of changes, there is basically no change. After all, the clown has not come out in Arkham recently. Before the problem of the double-faced man, the two guys who escaped from prison, Penguin and Riddler, were also very quiet.

The only black mask that has changed is obviously not the person who caused all this, otherwise he would not choose to cooperate with the double-faced person.

Then it's not these outsiders.

Batman was silent for a moment, thinking of his recent sudden coma and running to the parallel universe to play around, and was sent back again, and he also had some tentacles for some reason.

"I have a son," Batman said.

Constantine: "I know, you and Superman's kid, who can't understand this?"

Zatanna obviously didn't understand the meaning of Batman's words: "You mean Little Kirk?"

"Yes." Batman's tone was calm: "He has grown some tentacles recently." He looked at Constantine: "I need to know if he has something to do with this matter."

……

At this time, little Kirk didn't know that he had been suspected by his old father.

After all, he thinks that his vest is still very tight, there is no resemblance in appearance at all, and his age is different, not to mention that when he is wearing the vest, his original body is resting on the bed, and he does not seem to be leaving at all. Mark of.

It never occurred to anyone that "J" and Kirk Jr. were the same person.

Therefore, the little dumpling is extra confident that no one will find out about his vest.

Of course, he doesn't want anyone to find out. After all, when he was outside with a vest, Little Kirk was an adult, and his abilities had been greatly improved, so he didn't have to worry about his inappropriate behavior. Behavior that did not meet his age would give him Father brings danger.

He can even solve some hidden dangers discovered during the day when he goes out at night, so as to prevent these messy things from hurting his family.

It just couldn't be more perfect.

But even if the current Xiaotuanzi found himself being suspected, he was obviously not in the mood, or he just didn't have the time to worry about himself.

Because at this time, little Kirk encountered another thing.

After a few months, these sudden changes in his body brought him an unexpected surprise on a peaceful night.

——He traveled again, to another parallel universe.

And this parallel universe is obviously different from the one he traversed before.

Whether it is from the way of crossing, the place where he landed, or from his own current situation, they are all very different.

This time he can be regarded as a real body time travel, which is completely different from the last time when his soul ran out. This time, Little Kirk really appeared in the parallel universe with his body and his body.

And I don't know if it was because of the consequences of traveling through time and space. Little Kirk's body, which had shrunk a lot, shrank again this time.

In fact, as far as Little Kirk's original figure is concerned, he is already very miniature. After all, he is an eight-year-old child, and he looks like a two- or three-year-old. He is probably the only person in the world. Directly shrink this little dumpling from the appearance of two or three years old.

That's right, he doesn't look like a two- or three-year-old baby anymore, he is only one year old in appearance now, and his body size is more like a seven or eight-month-old kid.

For some unknown reason, the one-piece pajamas I was wearing before shrunk down in sync with this shrunken little dot, but it was still unreasonably a little bit bigger than Little Kirk, completely covering this little Douding who suddenly changed the world. in it.

The little tuantuan struggled several times before exposing a hand from inside.

Really barely.

He is really too small, with short arms and legs, and his physical fitness seems to have returned to the time when most of the human body enhancement experiments have not been carried out before. The feeling of loss of strength and uncontrollable limbs is particularly obvious.

He couldn't even let out the tentacles behind him. Those lively little things in the past seemed to have returned to his spiritual sea again. They could be felt, but they couldn't be used.

And this is not the worst, the worst thing is that little Kirk can't even get up now.

——At this time, he was too young to walk at all.

The little bats looked at the claws that were not a little bit miniaturized in their vision with expressionless faces, and felt the soft and powerless limbs on their bodies.

After struggling a few times but failing to turn himself over, he was deeply autistic.

—I hate it here.

Xiaotuanzi thought with a blank expression, and felt that he urgently needed the help of a guardian or his father.

Well, at least help him get up off the ground first.

But obviously, there is no Jason or Bruce here, only Kirk himself, so this wish is destined not to come true.

But if these two people are not considered, there may be other people who can help little Kirk.

Just like now-

The basement door was pushed open, and light came in from the outside.

The dark environment was instantly illuminated, which made Little Kirk, who was lying on the ground, subconsciously turn his head to look at the bright side.

The light that suddenly appeared in the darkness was dazzling. Little Kirk couldn't see the face of the person coming because of the light, but he could clearly see the blue tights on the man's body, the huge "S" on the chest, and behind him, the The wind blows, and it looks like a bright red cape with a good texture.

—is Superman.

Little Kirk realized the identity of the visitor.

He is very familiar with Superman.

Little Kirk has not realized that he has changed the world until now, he only thinks that he has suddenly become smaller due to unknown reasons, so even if the uniform worn by this Superman is very different from what he saw, there is no immediate change. It seemed that he came to hug him happily, and this little Tuantuan didn't think there was anything wrong with Superman.

So when he saw Superman, even though he didn't like the big man who came to his house every day, Little Kirk was somewhat relieved.

After all, Superman and Batman have a very good relationship. Being discovered by Superman is equivalent to being discovered by Batman. According to Batman's ability, even if something is wrong with him now, the reason may be found out soon.

Then it won't take long for him to return to normal after four in five, and then return to Wayne Manor.

Okay, this is perfect.

Little Kirk, who was already very unhappy when he didn't see his father for a while, and worried about his father's safety, thought about it very seriously. Forced to see his guardian or his father soon, he rarely gave Superman a good face.

——In the silence between the two, the little guy raised his hand and shook it a few times, and the little dumpling opened its mouth towards Superman.

Then, in this extremely quiet environment, this little fluffy little one lying on the ground uttered a baby voice towards the door, and said vaguely "ah."

Little Kirk, who clearly wanted to speak, but was suddenly speechless: "..."? ? ? ? ?

The author has something to say:

Change the world!This world is a bit special, come and guess which world it is!

And in order to avoid doubts, I want to emphasize: fathers who find that they have lost their dumplings will not ignore them!