[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

As far as Kirk was concerned, he didn't feel that he had done anything amazing.

In fact, looking at everyone who didn't know why they were silent for no reason, this little dumpling himself was quite puzzled. After all, his father and Batman were lovers in his heart, and the relationship between the two should still be very good, otherwise he He doesn't try to make himself look like Batman.

It stands to reason that the relationship between the father and Batman does not need to be questioned. After all, if they are not lovers, why would Bruce wear a black bat one-piece pajamas for his son all day long?

That's why they're in conflict!

Xiaotuanzi pondered for a second and came to such a conclusion.

He looked at his inexplicably silent father with a bit of distress, quickly restored the tentacles behind him to their original state, then stood up and walked to Bruce's side, and in full view of everyone, he reached out and rubbed Bruce's head very seriously.

Comfort you.

Little Kirk thought seriously.

Bruce: "..."

Bruce didn't say anything, he reached out and hugged the soft ball in front of him.

……

Bruce's act of being a good dad didn't last long in the end. After all, as Batman, he really didn't have time to be a good dad every moment, even during the day.

Batman is also a human being, the pressure of the night watch is great enough, he always has to rest during the day, and as the president of Wayne Group, even if he is a mascot, he must be present at various important meetings.

Considering the tentacles that Little Kirk has grown recently, the 24-hour almost non-stop big bat decided to find a reliable person for Little Kirk to take care of the cubs temporarily.

In fact, this candidate was originally scheduled to be the butler Alfred, but considering that the tentacles behind Little Kirk are still in the process of familiarization, it is likely to lose control at some point, so the final candidate was determined to be Clark.

Then this reliability is a little watery.

The moisture content is quite high.

For a rigorous person like Batman, it's probably like releasing water and releasing a piece of the Pacific Ocean.

But Bruce also has his own considerations.

After all, Little Kirk seems to really hate Clark, and Clark is one of the fathers of this little one. Bruce still hopes that the relationship between these two people can be a little closer. Even if they are not close, a little better attitude is fine. Otherwise it would seem annoying for some Kryptonian to be upset all day long about Kirk not liking him.

But obviously, sometimes the relationship between people is so complicated. Even if the little reporter is really good at housework and taking care of the cubs, he just can't get along with little Kirk.

When Bruce didn't ask Little Kirk to play with Clark directly, this little bat cub would always squat in various strange corners and secretly observe the little reporters in the room until the butler cleaned up the room. It's time to hug him out of the corner.

For Clark, he can actually feel Kirk's peeping.

After all, Superman's perception is not that weak, and Little Kirk's eyes are too obvious and unintentionally restrained, even a small one is very easy to spot.

Clark had nothing to do about it, and tried to catch Little Kirk several times but failed. He even shared his experience with Diana, the only reliable female Wonder Woman in the league, on this matter.

And Diana had only one question about it: "Why on earth do you want to be on good terms with little Kirk?"

After all, Superman himself is very much like a big boy, and it seems that he doesn't particularly like children.

Clark thought for a while and gave an answer: "Probably because he is my son with B? I mean, I think there may be a little rust between me and B. If the relationship between me and Little Kirk can be better, Maybe we can get closer to B."

Diana couldn't help being silent for a second.

She really wanted to ask Clark how on earth he'd come to the conclusion that Batman and Superman's relationship was a bit rusty.

But... Obviously, I couldn't get an answer even if I asked.

Big Lan's expression was very serious, obviously, he wasn't joking, he really thought so.

Diana felt that she might never understand the little thoughts of these boys, but she still had something to say about Clark's doubts.

After all, Wonder Woman has also met Little Kirk, and even if it is only a short time together, it is enough for Diana to see something.

Just like Clark's doubts.

The problem lies with himself.

"You like Batman." Diana looked at Clark's blushing face meaningfully, and said, "Don't deny the boy too quickly, you have to admit that this is how you feel to little Kirk..."

Or rather, giving them the same sense of the Justice League beings other than Batman.

Anyway, Diana didn't understand how these two people managed to achieve such a state where the whole world thought they had an affair, and they felt that they were pure to each other.

I'm fascinated.

But these two people didn't think there was any problem, and it was hard for others to say anything.

But now, little Kirk's problem lies in this-"Kirk thinks you like Batman, of course he doesn't like you."

"A special reminder, Superman. Father control is a very unique attribute, whether you notice it or not, but the Batboys never seem to get rid of it." Diana said: "Their affection for their father Always extra strong, strong to a unique level. Batman's gone Robin has this attribute, and Kirk's father control is much more serious than him."

"But there are many people who like B!" Superman looked even more confused.

After all, the identity of Batman's father to Little Kirk is Bruce Wayne. Speaking of Bruce, the whole of Gotham and even the whole of America, there are women who like him and want to have sex with him everywhere, even men.

In this situation, it doesn't make sense for Kirk to treat other people indifferently, so he just targets him.

"But none of them showed up at Wayne Manor." Diana said more meaningfully: "It's not a good sign to enter the house, Superman, you made him nervous."

"Father control, I don't want anyone to compete with me for my father."

Superman's face turned even redder involuntarily. He heard the insinuation in Wonder Woman's words, but he felt that he could still save it: "But B has more than one son!"

The implication is that someone has already competed with Little Kirk for his father.

"And Little Kirk seems to think that B is in a relationship with himself." Clark thought of Little Kirk's previous act of disguising himself as Batman to comfort Bruce, and couldn't help but feel a little bit suffocated.

After all, as far as Gotham is concerned, there are really many people who eat Brucey and Batman.

They both seem to rather have Batman tangled up with this playboy Bruce Wayne than have Batman messing with Superman in Metropolis.

Exclusive is very obvious.

Clark was depressed by this for a while.

But now is not the time to be concerned about this.

"Little Kirk is very good to B himself, no matter what his identity is, even if he thinks they are in a relationship." Clark pointed out another reason for his heartache.

They are also suspected of liking Bruce, but Kirk's attitude towards Batman and Superman is very different.

Diana was surprised by this development for a moment, but soon, she understood something: "Does Little Kirk know some news about Gotham?"

Superman: "What do you mean?"

"Gossip, Green Lantern likes to watch, and you like the kind." Diana said: "I guess he must know. Little Kirk came out of Hydra, and Hydra can use Bruce Wayne's genes Merging with Superman, there must be a lot of gossip.”

"But he only repelled you." Diana smiled.

Clark: "Yeah, just repel me. But why?"

"Because you don't belong to Batman." Diana made no secret of her meaning: "Whether it's Batman, or anyone else, or even Robin you use as an excuse, they all have the same reason, It's that they're all Batman's property."

"Superman is too powerful, and he doesn't often appear in Gotham. Even if he likes his father, he can't be owned by his father as an ordinary person, so he is not his father's property. And Clark Kent is just a small reporter, coveting his father but It was not accepted by the father, so it is not considered the property of the father."

"The former Robin and Batman themselves were not in the category of non-proprietary, so you are completely different from them."

Diana hooked her lips: "Everything belongs to the father. In this state, even if you are in love, you can still be dominated by your father. No matter what the situation is, what belongs to your father is within the scope of Little Kirk's acceptance, but Superman is not. Neither is the little reporter. In Little Kirk’s eyes, they are all people who covet their father but don’t say so, and don’t want to be his property. They are not property, nor passers-by who can be ignored, so they are naturally the enemy.”

"I said that paternal control is a very interesting and wonderful attribute. So boy, do you now understand why you don't get liked?"

Superman suddenly said: "Then as long as I become B's property?"

"Smart answer." Diana showed an ambiguous smile, and she grasped the point sharply: "But why don't you consider turning yourself into a passerby?"

Superman was silent for a moment: "...It's not impossible."

That's what it says, but no one watching Superman is expressing it.

——He said it reluctantly.

Diana smiled, and she didn't expose some of the small thoughts of the big blue man in front of her.

Wonder Woman just looked at Superman with a smile, and patted him on the shoulder knowingly, implying something: "Boy, sometimes there are things that can't be said, maybe we can use something else." After finishing speaking, he flashed his mantra lock cover calmly, and hinted: "You can contact me anytime if you need it."

"…………it is good."

Facing Diana's meaningful gaze, Superman said firmly.

……

Batman doesn't know what valuable advice Superman got from Diana. From the perspective of the schedule, he just knows that Superman and Wonder Woman met.

Wonder Woman is a very reliable woman, and Batman doesn't think it's a problem for Superman to meet her.

In fact lately he had begun to find the frequent presence of Superman somewhat annoying.

——Clark is too clingy, a proper distance is good for both of them, otherwise Bruce really felt that one day he would suddenly be unable to stand this annoying Kryptonian, and then angrily used kryptonite to drive this guy back to him where you should go.

You must know that as the Dark Knight of Gotham, he has been really busy recently.

The clown has recently started acting as a demon in Arkham again. The Penguin and the Riddler who have already escaped from Arkham have inexplicably started to feel a little restless, and the gangsters on the side of the black mask are constantly making small moves... Everything has been piled up during this time. Happening together, Bruce can't wait to split himself into two people to deal with.

But he had to take care of the cubs and deal with the old foxes of the Wayne Group. Even with the help of Lucius, things were still scary.

Not to mention that Dick recently debuted in Bludhaven as Nightwing.

Bludhaven’s reputation is worse than Gotham’s. Although it’s not as messy as Gotham is full of outstanding talents, there are still a large number of people who can’t get along in Gotham and choose to go to Bludhaven. .

The son is still a son after he leaves, and he will never ignore a quarrel because of anger.

Bruce has to pay attention, so that he can rush to rescue people when there is something to do, so as to avoid this lively bird ball from encountering something that he can't solve, insisting on not telling the parents, and then killing himself.

All in all, not too busy.

So after Superman didn't know why he finished chatting with Wonder Woman and disappeared silently for a while without bothering him, watching Clark reappeared in front of him and trying to chat with himself, Bruce decided to give him a little time to disturb him own busy work.

Bruce, who didn't know what Clark was doing, only thought it was an intermission between work, but he never expected that something would happen completely beyond his expectations.

Just like now.

Bruce watched a little red-faced reporter standing in front of him, stammering in front of Alfred and Kirk: "Bruce, do you think... you and I How about a romance?"

Bruce: "..."

? ? ? ? ?

Bruce looked at the little reporter in front of him with fluttering eyes, his expression was calm, and his brows were already frowned.

It’s over.

he thinks.

Superman is under magic again.

The damned low magic resistance of Kryptonians!

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This is the second update~ the next three updates are in the back.

And... the next chapter has a surprise.guess what~