[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

For the Gotham gang who chose to trade goods today, this night is destined to be a bad night.

Red Hood is a new guy in Gotham, but anyone who is well-informed Gotham gangsters has heard of it.

Unlike Batman and his assistant Robin, who are masked vigilantes, although this red hood also covers his face, he is not actually a vigilante from various angles.

He doesn't have any principle of not killing, and the two guns are not generally good. Whenever he goes out, there will be casualties, and most of the things he does are black and white.

So these Gotham people are still more willing to face Batman than gangster deals and red hoods.

After all, although he would be beaten very painfully when he met Batman, and he would be locked up in the police station after being knocked out, but at least he would not be like meeting the red hood, where a disagreement would be life-threatening.

However, it is clear that their wish is doomed to fail.

And instead of being able to achieve it, their pain will be multiplied.

why

Because today there is not one but two Red Hoods.

——Double the red hood, double the beatings.

Even if one of the red hoods is small and looks like a baby that needs to be fed, it still can't change the essence of this little one's super fighting power.

If it is said that before seeing how powerful Little Red Hood is, these gangsters were still vaguely happy that Red Hood brought a boy with the same style of hood over, then when they tried to sneak attack Little Red Hood failed and were After lightly crushing the bones and falling to the ground screaming after being hit on the thigh by a hot sight, all the gangsters were terrified.

This is not a milk doll at all!This is not a miniature version of Superman!

The gangsters don't know they're somehow the truth, but that doesn't stop them from staying away from the little guy once they realize what Kirk is capable of.

But it's useless.

The battle started unexpectedly, and ended very quickly. In less than 5 minutes, the two red hoods quickly moved all the people around them to the ground.

But this is not the end.

When Jason brought Kirk with him, he played with the idea that Kirk would have a reasonable way to vent his anger.

The original plan was for him to put all these gangsters on the ground, and then let Little Kirk use heat vision to clean up the scene, but when he found that Little Kirk could independently control the intermittent emission of heat vision when he hit people, A brand new idea appeared in Jason's head.

As we all know, Superman's heat vision is a very useful thing. It can attack welding at the top, and fry eggs with warm water at the bottom. It's a mobile nuclear laser cannon.

Bat Tuanzi's heat vision is actually not as powerful as Superman himself, and it can't even penetrate walls, but in this case, it is very suitable to complete the simple task of destroying corpses destroying traces .

After all, Little Kirk is still young, like two or three years old, and is still a soft baby. Jason can't let him kill people, but playing a slightly exciting game of lighting fireworks is not no.

From a certain point of view, this guy Jason is also a big brat. After having this idea, he went to do it very excitedly.

—he untied the knot that attached him to Little Kirk, and moved the little ball that had been tied to his back from the beginning into his arm.

Because of Jason's previous attack, the surrounding gangsters were basically in a coma, dog on dog leash, and none of them were conscious at the moment.

——It was quite quiet around, not even a single onlooker.

Jason wasn't worried at all that someone would find something wrong. After deciding what to do next, he immediately clamped the small ball, and then moved forward very naturally, as if using some large weapon.

As a humanoid weapon, Little Kirk always does what he is ordered to do, so he actually doesn’t understand other people’s thoughts very well, even for Bruce. Everything must be explained to him in order to be well understood. implement.

But for some reason, this time when Jason sent him forward, even though Jason didn't say anything, he understood what Jason wanted him to do almost instantly.

The little dumpling that was caught was obedient and motionless.

Under Jason's gesture, his eyes turned red just after brewing for a while.

The heat vision shot out from the eyes without suppressing it, and shot out from the two unsealed places of the small red hood that should have been white goggles, hitting the target in front of it.

This little guy was held in Jason's arms like some kind of large laser weapon, firing red laser light uninterruptedly. Wherever the laser light passed, all large guns and weapons that were illegally traded in the truck And the explosives were soaked in the flames in an instant.

As a gun lover and habitual offender, Jason watched the explosion scene in front of him without any disturbance in his heart.

All the guns, ammunition, and ammunition he likes and needs have been taken, and the rest are just useless things. It’s just cheaper to put more here. These Gotham local gangsters, it’s better to blow them all up Lose.

Especially after the bombing, some traces of the battle can be covered up, which can be regarded as once and for all.

The effect of heat vision is remarkable. Although the power is not as powerful as Superman, the effect is still very good.

After a while, Little Kirk was squeezed dry, as if no laser could be squeezed out, Jason manually burned the gun on the last car, and strapped the kid back to his back again.

I have to admit that it's very cool to play like this, whether it's beating people or blowing up fireworks, but you have to retreat quickly when you're done.

——It’s almost the time of Batman’s night patrol, and there’s a lot of commotion on his side. It’s impossible for Batman not to know it. If you stay a little longer, you will see a Batmobile roaring, trying to Catch him as a troublemaker.

In the past, even if Jason didn't want to be caught, he wouldn't be afraid of being caught.

Especially when he had a strong hatred for Batman, he even wanted to confront Batman face to face.

but not now.

His current equipment is too simple, not to mention that he has no chance of winning against a Batmobile that is comparable to a tank with his bare hands, just looking at his current state-he is still wearing a small red hood.

This little guy is his future successor.

It didn't matter if he failed against Batman on impulse, but Jason didn't allow it, and it was impossible to allow Batman any chance of bringing this little guy back to the Batcave.

It's Little Red Hood, and it can't be Robin.

With this in mind, Jason made sure that all the traces of his battle had been wiped out very quickly, and then got on his motorcycle without saying a word, and flew back to New York with this little guy.

He thought he had done all this perfectly, and the whole process was done neatly without being noticed by Batman, but in fact, whether it was Batman himself, Red Robin, or the butler Alfred of Wayne Manor, they were all monitoring him. Inside, the process is clearly seen.

In the Batman's communication, no one is talking.

In fact, Batman got the news when Jason just showed up at the Gotham Pier with Little Kirk.

Considering Red Hood's many uncool actions before and the extremely high rate of death, injury, and death after fighting with gangsters, the moment Batman received the news of Red Hood's appearance, Batman planned to set off immediately. Go to where he is.

But unfortunately, Batman got caught by Poison Ivy halfway.

This crazy local environmental protection guard in Gotham didn't know when he ran out of the place where he was being held. As soon as he came out, he set up a huge plant in Gotham to wreak havoc, destroying several buildings in a short time.

The situation is very critical, and the plants released by Poison Ivy are extremely lethal.

It is impossible for Batman to let Poison Ivy let herself go in this way in the inner city. In the case of choosing one or the other, Batman decisively dealt with Poison Ivy first.

And after he finally knocked out the crazy woman and threw her into the Batmobile and locked her up in Arkham, the Red Hood had finished and returned to New York.

Batman didn't say anything about this situation, or in other words, when he chose to deal with Poison Ivy first, he already knew what might happen to the Red Hood.

I don't know what kind of psychology it is, although the red hood has left, but he still came to the pier where the red hood had disappeared as soon as he solved Poison Ivy.

The pier was not quiet. After Jason and Little Kirk ignited the truck, it caused a not-so-small explosion and caused a small fire by the way. At this moment, the firefighters who had just arrived in Gotham Personnel are urgently extinguishing these flames that may produce more drastic changes at any time.

Batman didn't try to approach there, he just squatted quietly on top of the gargoyle in a nearby building, staring at the fire over there without saying a word.

——He seemed to be using this fire to see something else, or he was actually just watching the fire after the explosion.

The mask covered all his expressions at this time, making him look extraordinarily calm and calm.

No one can detect Batman's psychology at this time

After a long time like this, he raised his eyes, his eyes fell through the firelight and fell on the road leading to New York that Jason had left.

Then, for some unknown reason, the big bat looked a little lonely and pursed its thin lips slightly.

……

…………

Red Hood Jason, who returned to New York after venting with Little Red Hood, didn't know that after he left, a certain old father squatted on the gargoyle, facing the direction he left and the scene of the fire he caused for a long time.

He is now cooking for the little dumpling in his arms that looks a little languid after venting his energy.

Perhaps because part of the ability has been vented, the state of this bat dumpling has gradually approached normal.

Of course, it's limited to heat vision and abnormally large strength, other out-of-control aspects are still the same.

Like flying.

Even though this little little Douding has finished venting, he still can't control his own gravity well. As a baby with hydrogen balloons, he still needs Jason to be fixed on his body with a baby carrier as a baby daddy.

Unlike simply tying him with a rope when he went out, when there were only himself and this little guy left at home, Jason's image management was not so strict.

After all, when he was Jason, more than one person had seen the image of a baby daddy, and it was useless for him to struggle with it, and I have to say that the baby carrier is indeed more comfortable and relaxed than being tied up with a rope. , and a little more convenient.

Jason had already bought these, so of course he would not choose to tie this bat regiment with a rope.

It was almost like abuse.

Even Jason and Kirk Jr. knew it wasn't.

In short, aside from these things, Gotham and his party, the result after venting is not bad.

After Little Kirk's ability vented the excess energy in his body, the situation began to develop in a positive direction visible to the naked eye, which also relieved Jason's originally tense mood a lot. Jason was even happier when the little red spider didn't bother him.

Because Little Kirk still let go, so when they went to sleep at night, the two slept together according to the usual practice. Jason had the experience of sleeping with others once, and the natural state relaxed a lot the second time.

One big and one small two very naturally lay on the single bed, closed their eyes and began to sleep.

It was a good night for Red Hood and his little Red Hood.

But for the bat family in the bat cave, it is destined that they will not be able to sleep well this night.

After the night watch, Bruce drove the Batmobile back to the Batcave.

It's already early morning, but it will light up in a few hours. Before people get up to work, this is a short hard-won rest time for bats.

Tim, as Batman's assistant, was driven back by Batman when he was heading to the dock, so this would make him come back one step earlier and pack up and get ready for bed.

The Big Bat came back a little later than him, and should have rested, but Batman didn't.

The big black bat simply responded to Alfred's urging, and stayed in the bat cave without hesitation and began to play back today's monitoring.

The surveillance footage is not very clear, but it is completely possible to tell who is inside. The two most conspicuous are the two red hoods, one big and one small, at the Gotham Pier tonight.

The identity of the larger red hood has yet to be determined, but the smaller red hood is clearly Kirk, who was taken from Wayne Manor and taken to New York a few days ago.

In the surveillance, Little Kirk wore a hood on his head, and it looked like such a small lump from the high-blurred image quality. If the red hood was not too conspicuous, it would be difficult to find this little dot in the picture .

But even so, it can be seen that even if this little one is taken away, he is still well-raised.

The monitoring is very blurry, but Batman's eyes are very sharp. Just from the bare arms of this small group's shirt, the big bat can tell that this bat group is still as white and tender as in Wayne Manor. small only.

It seems that during the period of being robbed, the bat group probably got along very happily with the red hood.

Of course, this also reflects a little problem from the side.

Like—there's definitely a special connection between these two.

After all, in the monitoring of Wayne Manor, Little Kirk did not resist when he was snatched away by the red hood, and in the current monitoring video, the cooperation between the two people is inexplicably tacit and tacit.

The front and the back seem to be echoing each other, and it seems that there is some important information being revealed everywhere.

You know, Little Kirk is not from this world, he is the son of Bruce and Superman in another parallel universe, the young master of Wayne Manor.

Although because it is not a universe, some things and characters may be completely different, but at the same time, because it is a parallel universe, there is still a certain connection between them.

It's like the first reaction of little Kirk when he came to this world was to come to Wayne Manor, and it's like little Kirk's closeness to Bruce Wayne, and his familiarity with Alfred .

As for the little red bird that has been chased all over the manor since the first time they met...

Bruce just ignores him very unlovingly.

In short, all these seem to be suggesting something to Bruce.

And the key to the implied content appears on the body of the red hood.

Batman actually has a vague guess about this.

He looked at the monitor, and his eyes fell on the big red hooded body. He carefully looked at this man who weighed at least [-] pounds. He couldn't help recalling that little Kirk was just taken away a few days ago. After that, he used the detection system on Little Kirk to detect the facial features under the hood of the red hood.

The content of the test is not very clear. After all, this thing takes into account safety issues, and the function can only use the most basic models.

The method of detection is sound wave modeling, which is not precise enough, but it still roughly turns the man's height and appearance into a physical existence, and displays it on the bat computer with a three-dimensional virtual function.

A person's appearance will change, regardless of the unnatural means of plastic surgery, just look at when he was an adult and when he was a child, there will always be some differences.

This is the inevitable result of human physical growth, but also because of the same person, there are always some things that will not change.

The familiar feeling brought by the red hood to Batman is particularly serious, coupled with the fact that Little Kirk has no resistance to the red hood taking him away, and the inadvertent tacit understanding between the two people in the surveillance, all of this makes sense. It's making Bruce think about an unlikely possibility.

Especially this man, he said his name was Jason.

Jason.

Bruce closed his eyes, reached out and paused the monitoring.

He turned his head and saw the uniform of the second-generation Robin that had been repaired in a glass display case not far away.

That belonged to the old Jason, a kid who died years ago.

Suddenly there was the sound of footsteps behind him, and Batman shifted his gaze back.

He turned around and saw the old butler behind him.

"Alfred."

"Master, I think you should go up to rest now instead of staying up late in the bat cave." Alfred walked over, and he put down the milk glass in his hand: "As a parent, you should at least set an example for Master Tim." .”

The butler's disapproving tone made Batman feel guilty for a moment.

Bruce knew that Alfred was worried about his current state, but he really couldn't sleep.

A certain possibility revealed by the monitoring lingered in his mind, and together with the new discovery of the blood on Little Kirk these days, all of this made it difficult for Bruce to fall asleep peacefully.

He turned his head and glanced at the monitor again.

The monitoring screen stopped at Red Hood's aggressive attacking posture.

This is not the first time that the Red Hood has appeared.

Bruce watched the surveillance video with the red hood more than once or twice.

But he's never been more tense than he is now.

Maybe it was the explosion and flames tonight that gave him a little emotional vulnerability, but this monitoring did make him feel some kind of hint.

The almost impossible guess in my heart is constantly being affirmed.

But Batman will not be a person who believes in one thing just by guessing, he only believes in facts, and it must be the facts he has seen with his own eyes.

Bruce remembered the consequences of the only time he made a judgment without seeing it with his own eyes, and his thin lips could not help but pursed.

……

Jason didn't know that his vest had begun to be suspected and was about to be stripped off.

Anyway, he wouldn't have guessed that his old father would try to dig up his son's grave to find out because he suspected that the red hood was Jason—this was really not something a normal person could do.

Even if Batman split himself into two people without any sense of disobedience, this incident is enough to show that he is very abnormal.

Jason, who has actually had another good night's sleep, is now thinking about his career in New York with his cub in his arms.

That's right, it's business.

This matter also has a lot to do with Little Kirk.

After all, Jason spent most of his time in Gotham before catching little Kirk and deciding to raise this little bat group. The house in New York was just a temporary foothold. Jason seldom came over, so naturally It will not leave too many traces on the New York side.

You must know that Gotham is different from New York. There are too many slums there, and there are too many unemployed people, or people at the bottom. The relationship between people is extremely indifferent, even if you stay at home for ten and a half months. Come out and no one will try to bother.

As for how to live without going out for ten days and a half months without a job, no one cares.

Most people have difficulty even living on their own, and have no intention of caring about others, especially if the person you care about is probably not a good person.

But New York is different. This city is different from the dark Gotham. Although there are many criminals, life is more normal.

If Jason wants to live here with a cub for a long time, there must be a reasonable explanation, otherwise, on Mei's side alone, I am afraid that Jason will not be able to support the child because he has not gone out to work.

It was very human, and Jason didn't resent it.

But the problem is that this means that, as a baby daddy, he must have a reasonable identity and a source of life that can be said in the past.

A reasonable identity is very simple. Gotham has many places where false certificates can be obtained. As long as you have enough money, you can have any identity you want.

But a source of life is not so easy to handle.

Most of Jason's income comes from the mercenary orders he received in the early stage of the resurrection, and the money he earned in Gotham in the later stage.

These add up to a large sum, but if they are not from the right place, they can’t be regarded as a serious profession. Putting these aside, from another perspective, Jason has a cub by his side now. The level of danger is very high, and he can't take the cub with him.

Even if Little Kirk is not an ordinary person, and is probably the cub of a Kryptonian creature, Jason can't take a three-year-old kid on a mission, it's just crazy.

As for giving little Kirk to others to raise temporarily, this is even worse.

Spider-Man is the only suitable candidate in front of him, but Spider-Man himself is a high school student and usually has to attend classes. Even if Peter can take care of Little Kirk during the holidays, it is only a short time.

——The income of mercenaries is high, which can be covered by business trips, but the time outside is not short.

It is impossible for Peter to help take care of the cub for such a long time, and Jason himself is not at ease about leaving Kirk to Spider-Man for so long.

He didn't want to come back one day after finishing the list, only to find that his little red hood had turned into a miniature spider.

Even if the possibility was so low that it was impossible, Jason didn't intend to try it.

So considering all of the above, finally Jason decided to open a restaurant in Queens.

Just the usual little restaurant - open in the morning and noon, closed at night, mediocre and even a bit lazy.

Jason actually knows how to cook by himself, so it wouldn't be a problem to be a chef in a restaurant, but it's a pity that this was just a cover-up method that Jason thought of, and he didn't plan to be a chef himself.

As for the candidates for the chef, including the choice of cashiers and waiters, Jason had an idea when he decided to open the restaurant.

——Unlike Gotham, where the crime rate is extremely high and most people have criminal experiences, New York’s laws and the status quo are destined to be good people with no criminal records. In this environment, as long as they have criminal records People, no matter how big or small, find it difficult to find a satisfactory job after they are released from prison, so most of them can only engage in some low-paying jobs at the bottom, and face the danger of being fired all the time.

This is the type of person Jason is looking for.

As for those criminal records, Jason didn't care about it. What he valued was ability. As long as he was willing to do it and could do it well, he would not discriminate at all.

After all, he also had a period like this when he was a child. When he was caught by Batman for the first time, he boldly removed the tires of the Batmobile and prepared to sell them.Even now, the things he's doing aren't really good things.

As for whether some of these recruited employees who have just been released from prison will do some sneaky, illegal and criminal things in his shop...

Isn't this a joke?When he Jason is vegetarian?

As long as this happens, there is no need for the police, the red-hooded guns can teach him to be a man in minutes.

……

In short, regardless of the construction cost or whether it will lose money in operation, Jason's decision was made very quickly.

So much so that when Peter came to knock on the window to borrow a medical kit at night, he was shocked by the news.

"So you're planning to open a restaurant in Queens? Wow, that sounds awesome!" Spider looked at Jason enviously.

You must know that Jason is not much older than him, but now he has the ability to open a restaurant of his own, but he is still an ordinary high school student, not to mention the huge expenses in school, and he has no income at all, even eating They can only choose the cheapest and simple sandwiches. In contrast, the gap is very obvious.

Jason sensed Peter's vague envy, and he didn't even need to think about it. He probably knew why this Spider-Man behaved like this.

After all, he was able to use casually stitched clothes as his combat uniform when he debuted. Obviously, this little spider is not very rich.

Contacting Spider-Man's life background again, Jason almost knows the reason for Spider-Man's poverty.

——Peter's uncle, Ben Parker, passed away, leaving only May and Peter. Peter was still a student, and he was about to enter the university. Whether it was tuition fees or other aspects, it was a huge expense.

In fact, if Jason hadn't rented the room next door for a long time, the financial conditions of Peter's family would have been even worse.

But this was only temporary. Jason knew that Peter's situation would not last long. After all, according to his judgment, the New York superhero organization might contact this little spider soon.

With the government as the backer, we will never be too poor.

But this didn't stop Jason from selling favors.

As a Spider-Man who knows Kirk's abnormality, if Peter becomes his clerk, Jason can have more time to be active in Gotham, instead of working hard alone to take care of the cubs endlessly.

Even if Little Kirk is really good, obedient, and doesn't cause trouble or make trouble, it's hard work to be a baby daddy, especially if it's not his own cub.

Jason glanced at Spider-Man and said what he meant.

Unsurprisingly, Peter agreed.

How could he not agree! ?

In Peter's eyes, this is simply a great thing like a pie in the sky!

In particular, Jason also generously expressed that he didn't mind that he could only come to work after school every day, and he also gave the same monthly salary as a regular worker.

Looking at Jason through the window glass, Peter was almost moved to tears—he felt that May was right, even though Jason looked fierce and bad-tempered, but he was really a good person when he felt it carefully!

Still the kind of good and slightly silly good guy!

While rubbing medicine for the bruise on his body, Spider-Man couldn't help thinking that he didn't know that he had become a free nanny in Jason's eyes.

……

Anyway, this matter is settled.

But opening a store is not a short-term thing. It takes a lot of effort just to select a location and decorate it.

Jason is impatient to do this.

The little spider was grateful to Jason for being willing to give him a good job, but also felt that he could only work part-time most of the time, but he was not very comfortable with the salary of a regular worker, so he volunteered to take it this task.

For this reason, this Peter is working hard every day. Even when he was fighting criminals as Spider-Man, he didn't forget to take a look at where there is a suitable store in Queens.

The effect of hard work is obvious. Under the situation that Peter never forgets to work, suitable places are quickly selected.

Jason didn't think too much, and directly decided on the one that was closer to his side as the location of the restaurant among several options, and quickly started the decoration under the sole responsibility of the little spider.

And Clark came to New York under such circumstances.

……

The matter of the Wayne Group buying the Daily Planet was published in Gotham's newspapers the day after Clark knew the news. As the only employee of the new boss who was promoted as soon as he took office, he was widely praised by everyone as expected. focus on.

Everyone here specifically refers to the people of Planet Daily. After all, only the internal staff of the organization will get first-hand information about personnel changes.

Usually, people don't pay much attention to who gets promoted and raises salary, and only subordinate employees whose bosses may change will gossip a little bit.

But Clark's soaring speed, which can almost be called a rocket, is too conspicuous, even if others want to not gossip.

It's not an exaggeration, it's really conspicuous, conspicuous enough to attract the attention of all.

So that for a while, when Clark was handling the internal handover work of the Planet Daily and preparing for coming to New York, wherever he went, no matter the bathroom or other places, there would always be one or two eyes secretly looking at him.

This once made Clark's pressure to transform into Superman and sneak away exponentially during work.

But that's not the worst thing. The worst thing is that after the gossip spread almost all over the Daily Planet, even Clark's former boss, Louise, looked at him with a slightly different look.

This lady who really cared about the little reporter even hinted vaguely when Clark was in a daze occasionally that he should not be too hard on the playboy, lest he put himself in it and end up in a sad end.

In fact, he really didn't have an affair with Bruce Wayne, and he was secretly in a daze, but Clark, who was paying attention to Kirk's heartbeat with super hearing in advance: "..."

It was embarrassing anyway.

Fortunately, everything is almost handled now, and Batman also heard the news that he should act as soon as possible, so Clark, who arranged the follow-up, came to New York almost impatiently, and then moved in. In an apartment not far from where Jason is located in Queens.

This apartment was arranged by Bruce. Even if the poor little reporter just got a promotion and a salary increase, he definitely doesn't have that much money to buy his own apartment in Queens.

Therefore, knowing how poor Superman is, Batman used his money-making ability without saying a word. It was very natural to arrange a place for Superman, and by the way, he sent a large sum of money to the little reporter's card.

Poor Clark: "..."

The one who received the money was really happy, and the small list of small reporters who showed the balance in the card was so happy.

But I don't know why, Clark always feels a little bit subtle after he's happy, as if... he's being taken care of now.

This is not to say that Bruce Wayne spent less money on Superman, after all, Batman paid for the huge and frighteningly high battle losses in the usual battles.

But that was different from now.

Now he has a son with the big bat inexplicably, and he got promoted through the company of the big bat, not to mention the salary increase, and spent the money of the big bat to own a house in Queens, New York with his name written in the real estate book , Cary is all money from the big bat...

It's just...it's not so self-confident to lead a mission to see my son.

Clark thought tangledly.

But in the end, the little reporter who had no money still succumbed to money. On the day he came to New York, he struggled for less than 10 minutes. new house.

Bruce is really very rich. Even if the apartment he bought is not a luxury villa, the space inside is large enough, and all aspects are very good. Except for the double bed in the bedroom, which is a bit annoying, everything else is perfect.

Clark couldn't be more satisfied with this, so after briefly enjoying the beauty of the new apartment that afternoon when he moved in, he seemed to be conscientious, but in fact he was very happy to start paying attention to his son's situation.

And within a second of being happy, he was shocked to see Jason's face under the red hood.

As Superman, Clark is actually not very close to the second-generation Robin of Batman. He has a better relationship with the first-generation Robin Dick, which is now Nightwing.

To a certain extent, Superman is Dick's life mentor, and the relationship between Jason and Dick was actually very bad at the beginning. Even Jason's love for Superman