[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

Spider-Man: "..."

Spider-Man feels that he may not be very good now.

Let's turn the clock back a few minutes to -

For some special reasons, Aunt May didn't actually know the identity of Peter Spiderman.

And in order to better hide Aunt Mei's secrets, generally speaking, no matter when the little spider comes back from acting out of righteousness, he will definitely sneak in through the window.

This can be regarded as a routine operation of Spider-Man.

Today's Spider-Man is no exception. As usual, after a round in the city, he is ready to go home according to the time.

Peter's bedroom is not far from Jason's bedroom balcony, and Peter passes there almost every time he comes back.

In the past, because there was no one in the room, Peter would not pay attention to the situation next door at all.

But today is different.

Drying clothes on the balcony today.

Obviously, the owner of the room is back.

Peter was very curious, so he subconsciously took a look when passing by.

Then before he had time to climb from the wall to his own room, he saw something strange happening on the balcony of the next-door neighbor's bedroom.

Peter still knows about the fact that the house next door was rented out by Aunt May, but the neighbors don’t seem to come back very often because of work, and Peter himself is either in high school or turned into Spider-Man in Queens, so until now the two No one has ever met.

Peter didn't know much about the neighbor who moved in, but according to what Aunt Mei said, the neighbor next door was a tall, kind-hearted boy who seemed difficult to get along with.

Aunt May doesn't lie, she can see that she has a good sense for the neighbor next door.

In addition, it can be heard from the usual small and trivial conversations that when Peter was not at home, the neighbor next door helped Aunt Mei a lot, so when he found that something was wrong with the neighbor's house, Peter thought of it immediately Go over and see what's going on.

New York is not an absolutely safe place, and there are many people in Queens who usually do petty theft.

He is Spider-Man, if he can help, he will naturally help, and it can be regarded as repaying the neighbor for taking care of Aunt Mei on weekdays.

Even if it's not a thief, it's nothing to be a good neighbor Spiderman and say hello to the host.

Peter thought well, but he didn't think about whether he could help, or rather, he didn't think about whether the people in the room needed his help, or whether he was welcome to come and say hello.

So when the enthusiastic little spider crawled all the way from the wall to the balcony of Jason's bedroom, he was stunned.

The situation was different from what he thought.

——According to Peter's judgment, and the so-called experience of wandering around the entire Queens area on weekdays, generally speaking, when he comes in, there is a high probability that he will see things like burglary.

Spider-Man is fairly proficient in this situation. After all, apart from helping the old lady cross the road, finding the owner of the bicycle, or helping the lost kitten find the owner, what he does most is to catch thieves and all kinds of thieves. From the perspective of accumulating experience, it is not a novice.

If you want him to think that the neighbor's house is likely to be burglarized in all likelihood.

But in fact it is not at all, or even if it is stolen, it may not be the neighbor who is unlucky.

After all, when ordinary humans face non-humans or humans with superpowers, no matter how you think about it, ordinary people will not win.

As for why the little spider thinks that the neighbors are not ordinary humans...

Isn't this nonsense?Whose ordinary human can float in the sky and fly around?This is not a hydrogen balloon.

……

After eating, Little Kirk lay on the sofa obediently and sipped milk obediently.

After Jason was resurrected, he received a lot of mercenary orders to make a living. A while ago, he hacked a lot of organizations in Gotham, and he didn't lack money, so even if he had feelings for Little Kirk because of his face So a little subtle, but the things chosen for him are also the best.

The milk powder has a strong milk flavor, and Jason was generous when brewing it, so Little Kirk drank it very happily.

This should have been fine.

Until he was so happy that he didn't know why he suddenly floated up...

A small bat ball soared into the air in a way that could completely make Newton cheat his corpse, swaying around, as if the earth had no attraction for him, slowly rising, and then at a distance from the ceiling It stops at about a few millimeters.

Little Kirk was still sucking the milk seriously, and didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

I didn't put down the feeding bottle until I floated to the ceiling and couldn't go up and down, and I seriously thought about my current state.

——If you have to say it, it’s definitely not uncomfortable.

In fact, this feeling is quite amazing, just like his innate ability.

This kind of flying gave him a very comfortable and natural feeling, as if he could fly as long as he wanted, and he could fly very fast.

But what if he doesn't want to?

Little Kirk held the bottle and thought about it seriously, trying to sink himself.

One second, two seconds, three seconds.

Little Kirk failed.

This little bat group is like a stubborn member, clinging to the ceiling, unable to sink no matter what.

But the most important thing is not this. The most important thing is that after Little Kirk started to try to sink, he couldn't even control the flight that he could control slightly.

A small dumpling began to float around on the ceiling, and finally seemed to be blown away by the wind, with a blank face, head down, holding the feeding bottle, squeezed open the bedroom door, and floated into the bedroom.

This bedroom is not too big, but it is not too small either. There is a small balcony of four or five square meters facing the sun, which is now open.

Jason is good at housework, and naturally he is not as sloppy as ordinary boys. He has the habit of drying clothes every day, so the windows are also open.

When the little spider came in, what he saw was a soft ball clutching a feeding bottle with a dazed expression, about to be blown away by the wind outside the balcony window.

He was shocked.

But he didn't forget to catch people quickly.

If it is an ordinary person who is about to float away at this time, if someone can come and give him a hand, then in all likelihood, he will not refuse either because he is grateful.

The problem was that little Kirk was anything but ordinary.

Although for some inexplicable reason, Little Kirk has no resistance to the Red Hood, and even clings to him, but this does not mean that Little Kirk is like this to other people.

He came over to help, but the little spider that crawled in through the window was directly judged by Little Kirk as an intruder. When the other party tried to grab him, it was a merciless elbow.

Spiderman's spider sense sounded instantly, and he dodged as quickly as he dodged.

Spider-Man pawed at the wall on the other side: "Wow, you are so fierce."

After the little spider finished speaking, he jumped and quickly fell to the ground.

Looking at the ceiling still floating involuntarily, but staring at his little one with a pair of big water blue eyes, the little spider felt that he might be a little nosy.

— the little one didn't seem to welcome him at all.

——Maybe others are just trying their own superpowers?

Just like the super powerful Spiderman, didn't he have the experience of crawling around when he first gained his abilities?

If that's the case, then he ran in without saying a word and took a peek...

The little spider pondered for a while, and felt that what he had done was not quite right.

Then he should immediately turn around and leave as if he didn't see anything?

Spider-Man quietly glanced at the ceiling, and decided in his heart: If this little guy really doesn't welcome him, then he will never interfere or talk too much while ensuring the other's safety, and promise to leave immediately.

As a result, at this glance, he dispelled all his previous thoughts.

——This little dumpling has already floated very close to the window, and it only needs a little bit of wind to be blown away from the window.

Spider-Man suddenly realized something at this moment.

He stared wide-eyed at the little tuanzi who was floating in mid-air and couldn't help but still stared at him fiercely.

The two looked at each other for one second, two seconds, three seconds.

Xiaotuanzi took the lead to look away in displeasure.

—He is not happy.

The intruder is coming, but there is nothing he can do about it, just pissed off!

Feeling provoked.

It's not a good thing for a little bat ball to feel like it can fly for the first time.

But Spider-Man understood something from this move.

He suddenly couldn't help but want to laugh.

But now is not the time to laugh. If Spider-Man thought Kirk was just testing his superpowers at first, he doesn't think so now.

The little guy obviously didn't like him, and wanted to hit him a little bit, but he couldn't.

The thing of floating in mid-air was not out of the little one's real thoughts, so it was completely out of control.

That is to say, the little ball that Peter sees now is about to be blown away by the wind, it is really about to be blown away by the wind.

—he had to save him.

Peter indirectly ignored Little Kirk's fierce eyes.

Although he didn't know why he always had a spider sense involuntarily when Little Kirk was staring at him, Peter felt that this little guy wouldn't really hurt him.

After all, this cub looks like a little milk cat. At such a young age, even if he has a fierce expression on his face at the moment, it should be a milk cat.

I just don't know why the eyes are so scary. When Peter looks at each other, there is always an inexplicable creepiness, as if he is about to be made into a watch by some mysterious existence.

But, it doesn't matter.

——Who can say that milk cats don’t have claws, and I haven’t seen that it hurts to scratch people. It’s just that the eyes are fierce. There will be no problem, just pay attention to it a little bit.

Peter comforted himself very well, and then started to climb the wall with great interest to grab the cub.

Little Kirk floated on the ceiling expressionlessly, watching the little spider approach him.

The previous miss provided Kirk with a lot of information, at least now he knows that his actions are very different from his normal state.

And this red weirdo obviously wanted to do something to himself, he didn't succeed once, and wanted to do it a second time.

This is his chance.

Little Kirk stabilized his state very well, and maintained a seemingly obedient state until Spider-Man carefully crawled to his side.

But in fact, only he himself knows that those seemingly watery eyes are constantly scanning the red man, quickly simulating his action patterns in his brain to judge his vitals.

The attack is launched in an instant.

Little Kirk's level of personal close combat is quite high. Even in a place like Hydra, where there are many modified people everywhere, he can occupy the first position without any suspense relying entirely on his initial physical instinct, let alone Hydra see He has a good ability to bear, and the series of messy things that have been added in countless subsequent human experiments.

——Almost every one of them infinitely magnifies Little Kirk's melee combat ability.

Little Kirk's striking ability and explosive ability are extremely strong, and he does not need any assistance at all, and can complete it in an instant.

In this world, there are very few people who can withstand little Kirk's close combat. Superman is one, Batman is one, but Spiderman is definitely not included.

This little spider is still very young, and its walking path is very wild. It is completely relying on its own super strength and physical fitness after being bitten by a spider. , but has received systematic training very early, life-and-death combat, for Little Kirk who exists as a humanoid weapon, that is not enough.

At the moment of physical contact, Spider-Man was thrown out without a doubt.

A huge force struck Spider-Man's arm in an instant.

If it wasn't for Little Kirk's unstable center of gravity and difficulty in controlling his body, Peter's arm would be useless.

The poor little spider was smashed on the glass of the small balcony of the bedroom.

He didn't know what happened at all, he only knew that he was excited to grab Tuantuan, but his arm hurt as soon as he grabbed Tuantuan, and before he had time to react, he was hit with a glass on his head and face.

It can be said to be very miserable.

But worse is yet to come.

——Because Xiao Tuantuan smashed the glass when he was throwing the spider, and the outside was poured in in an instant because of the relatively small wind through the glass.

Little Kirk was originally unstable, but he was in a special state and could easily be blown away by the wind. This speeded up the process.

As soon as Spider-Man came back to his senses, he saw that the fierce little guy had already floated to the window, and he almost flew out of the window completely, and then flew away like a hydrogen balloon with a broken string. no trace.

This situation is truly critical.

The little spider couldn't imagine what would happen if the little one flew away.

At that time, he really came to help, and I am afraid that he will be directly named a murderer.

Even if he couldn't, he couldn't just watch a three-year-old child fly away without a trace right under his nose.

Spider-Man's conscience couldn't take that.

So in desperation, the little spider twitched its head, before it had time to think, when it raised its hand, a spider thread shot out, sticking the little cub that was about to fly away to the ceiling.

The baby bottle fell from Xiaotuantuan's hand, hit the little spider's head, and was caught reflexively when he stood up.

……

Such is the case.

The little spider's last move is just to prevent himself from becoming a murderer, and to protect this little group by the way.

But he didn't expect that the murderer's name was not crowned, and Xiao Tuantuan was rescued, but other strange names were stuck on like maltose.

The man in front of him rushed in less than three seconds after he finished all this.

As soon as he entered the room, he looked at him fiercely. The first glance fell on the milk bottle in his hand, and then he glanced at the little boy on the ceiling. There is an extra gun.

The person in front of him looked very unkind, and the gun was pointed at him, making Spider-Man feel miserable.

He's not stupid, how could he not know that he was misunderstood, and immediately waved his hand: "Listen to my explanation!"

"explain?"

The red hood didn't want to hear anything, all he knew was his good cub, who was suckling on the sofa after dinner, and this little spider who trespassed in the house didn't know how to grab him into the bedroom before he arrived in 3 minutes, and was then Poorly stuck to the ceiling.

The rather famous Spider-Man in Queens even took his pup's milk bottle!

Unforgivable!

Red Hood felt that he was saving face by not shooting immediately.

He sneered: "I don't think you need to explain." The safety catch of the gun was released with a click, and the expression of the red hood was particularly indifferent: "Of course, if you must explain how you bullied a three-year-old baby He also snatched milk to drink, pretending that I didn't say anything."

"But I think it's better for you to pay attention to yourself now." Jason said: "According to the law, trespassing on a private house can be directly shot to death. I think it is also applicable to vigilantes like you?"

As soon as the words fell, Spiderman's spider sensor, which was difficult to explain to everyone, rang.

Jason didn't hold back at all. He really hated this kind of people who broke into other people's homes without consent.

This reminded him of Barbara, the girl who was poisoned by the clown just like him and lost the ability to walk.

This time Spider-Man may just bully the cub, but what if the next time it's a super villain?The situation is not so good.

This little one is only three years old.

Jason felt that he had to be responsible for raising him. He was not an irresponsible father like Bruce, even though this cub was not his own cub in every way.

……

The embarrassed little spider was beaten out with a scapegoat on his back.

The black cauldron was big, round, and strong, and the most important thing was that he couldn't take it down at all.

After all, he took Xiaotuantuan's feeding bottle and glued Xiaotuantuan to the ceiling.

Even if he only took the bottle because it fell on his head, because he took it out of conditioned reflex, and clinging to someone was to save someone... But he did it!

So much so that when Peter sneaked around and ran home, he felt inexplicably guilty.

Silently crawling into the house, taking off the hood and looking at the blushing face in the mirror, Peter felt like he was looking at a scumbag, the kind of scumbag who would attack a baby.

How could it be like this?

The little spider was a little downcast.

But soon, he didn't have the time to think about messy things.

——Mei's voice came from outside the door.

"Peter?"

Peter turned his head sharply, and after realizing that Aunt Mei was calling him, he quickly threw the hood in his hand under the bed, and immediately jumped into the bed, and moved very quickly to put the uniform on his body tightly. Cover all.

The door was knocked several times, and May opened the door of Peter's room: "Peter?"

"Yeah, I'm here." The little spider sat up from the bed wrapped in the quilt, her short hair was messed up: "Aunt Mei?"

May didn't notice Peter's flustered state, or noticed it but didn't care much.

Young boys of this age are like this, with a little shyness, always have a little secret of their own in front of their parents, very cute.

But it would be better if you can pay attention to personal hygiene.

May's eyes skipped over Peter's messy room, and finally landed on Peter who was wrapped in a quilt on the bed.

"Jason, who lives next door, is back," Mei said. "During the day, he said that he would stay here for a long time in the future. Aren't you always interested? Maybe we can pay a visit."

Peter Parker was startled, if it wasn't for the fact that he was still wearing a spider uniform, he almost couldn't help jumping up: "Now, now!? Uh uh uh, I mean it's not so good suddenly, maybe someone just moved here and wanted Would you like to be alone for a while?"

"Peter?" May was a little confused about what her nephew wanted to express.

After all, this boy has been very interested in Jason, his neighbor, more than once excitedly proposing to visit his new neighbor when he comes over. Otherwise, Mei would not have informed Peter of this in the first place.

But now it seems that he doesn't seem to be willing anymore?

May was a little confused, and just attributed it to the capriciousness of a young boy in adolescence.

"It's okay if you don't want to go."

Mei said: "It's too late now, it's not convenient to visit. The original plan is tomorrow morning. If you change your mind, you can tell me at any time."

Peter nodded quickly: "Okay, Aunt May."

"Then remember to take the time to tidy up your house before visiting, it's too messy."

After Mei finished speaking, she closed the door and went out

The sound of footsteps faded away. After confirming that May had left completely, Peter hurriedly jumped out of the bed, took a few long steps and tiptoed to the door, and when he dropped the safety catch and turned his back against the door, It was a sigh of relief.

With this relief, he thought of the visit that Aunt Mei had mentioned.

In all fairness, if it wasn't for today's incident, if he knew that the neighbor next door was back, he would definitely be eager to follow Aunt Mei to visit.

But the problem is that things are different now.

He was kicked out today as an unscrupulous Spider-Man who bullies children with a big black pot on his back, and he will visit tomorrow pretending to be nonchalant.

This is too embarrassing...

Peter covered his face, recalling the scene of being kicked out by the neighbors in his mind, and felt that he might not be able to do it.

But it's not good not to go. After all, this neighbor has really helped Aunt Mei a lot, and Peter feels uncomfortable if he doesn't go.

But speaking of which...the neighbor next door is named Jason?

Peter recalled the information that May had revealed during her speech, and compared the image of the young man represented by this name who seemed difficult to get along with, but who was actually very gentle, to the tall man he saw today.

Think about the villainous temperament of Jason I saw today, the familiarity with the gun and the fierceness brought out by the words,

——emmmm, Aunt Mei didn't wear a super thick filter just because Jason is a neighbor.

……

Jason didn't know that his image in the neighbor's mind had changed several times, and he was now pulling the bats stuck to the ceiling.

I have to say that Spider-Man is indeed a genius. Just from his homemade spider silk launcher, it can be seen that this guy's chemistry skills are quite good.

This little spider web-like thing is very practical, extremely tough, and the point is that it is non-polluting. It will automatically melt an hour after it is launched without leaving any traces.

But only after an hour.

It's not easy to get this sticky thing off in less than an hour.

The poor bat ball seemed to be stuck to the ceiling with super glue, Jason gave up decisively after he couldn't pull it off.

He decided to wait an hour for the gnocchi to drop on their own.

And in this one hour, Jason was enough to clean the bedroom, replace the glass with new glass on the balcony, and then put a very elastic cushion right under Little Kirk.

But the idea is very good, the reality may not be the case.

After an hour passed and Jason didn't get his little bean that fell from the sky, he was deeply confused.

Silently looking at the little Kirk floating on the ceiling, except that there was no spider silk on his body, he was the same as before, and a question mark slowly appeared in Jason's head.

The author has something to say:

Jason looked at Little Kirk on the ceiling: Why is Fat Four? ? ?

The little spider with the blame: I definitely didn't do this! ! ! QQ