[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

The tablet sizzled a few times, and the fragments fell from Clark's hands, lying on the ground with a dead eye.

The little reporter's brain went blank for an instant, and he was completely stuck.

"Rao, you must be joking..." Clark murmured in a low voice, "Could it be that today is April Fool's Day? Or did I accidentally fall into some weird magic? Or maybe I'm actually sleeping at home now, Everything is fake, I'm just dreaming..."

Bruce: "...No, it's true."

Batman's merciless words shattered Clark's self-delusion.

The little reporter exhaled suddenly: "Then who did this?" He seemed emotionally unstable, and the complex emotions were about to materialize: "Is it Luther?"

As a Metropolitan, no one would not know Lex Luthor.

This rich and well-known member of the majority seems to be born at odds with Superman. Since the appearance of Superman, he has published the theory of alien threat almost every day, and he has to go against Superman in everything.

Even after knowing that Superman's weakness is kryptonite, he secretly collected a lot of money.

Not to mention that almost all of his laboratory arsenals are all weapons against Superman, each of which is of great value.

——He was so willing to spend money for Superman.

As a superman, Clark also wondered where Luthor got such hostility, and wanted to know why he did this.

It would be a lie to say that as a targeted object, I don’t mind at all, but Superman is Superman after all, as long as Lex is not really too much, Clark will not do anything to him just because of this.

——After all, Lex's contribution to the Metropolis is not small.

But lately, Lex Luthor seems to be drifting off.

This president who used to have a beautiful little curly hair seems to be completely crazy after he became bald. It's not like he was a little bit modest before. Now Lex is like a mad dog chasing and biting Clark, especially if he doesn't know Do you firmly believe in the theory of "I will become stronger when I become bald", and what I do is getting more and more extreme, even Clark can't stand it sometimes.

After all, there are many things that go too far, and it is unreasonable to be addicted to making children.

Clark thought he was still young and didn't need so many children with Kryptonian blood.

Krex is almost like a spy sent by the Kryptonian breeding center to Earth. Apart from publishing the theory of alien threats and making troubles, he can't wait to spend [-] hours in the laboratory and use superhuman genes to create More cubs.

Clark had no doubts that if it wasn't for the fact that Kryptonian genes were too difficult to deal with, and that they were reproductively isolated from Earthlings, Lex would be able to create a football team kid for himself in his laboratory.

This is scary.

The poor little reporter said that he couldn't bear such news that broke his life.

One Connor Kent is enough to make the scalp tingle, another one or more... if not to make Superman collapse.

Therefore, under various conditions, as soon as he knew that the small group in front of him was his and Bruce's blood, Superman immediately felt that Lex Luthor must have done it again.

Although I don’t know why Lex stopped trying to use his genes this time and replaced them with Batman’s... But in this universe, the only person who can do this and is boring enough to achieve this goal is indeed only Lex Luthor That's right.

Unfortunately, no.

"It's not a product of Lex's experiment." Bruce looked very calm, and then revealed the truth in the little reporter's unsteady expression: "He comes from a parallel universe, the child of you and me in the parallel universe."

……

Little Kirk doesn't know how much mental shock his arrival has caused to the two old fathers-he is now playing Lego with Tim.

And to be more precise, he was actually fighting, while Tim squatted aside and watched.

That's right, that's it.

It may be because Lego is really convenient, so although the universe has been changed, the hobbies of the old fathers have not changed.

Little Kirk is different from normal people, and the way of raising children is naturally completely different from normal children. The normal way of raising children is not suitable for Kirk.

In addition, Bruce raised two children at once, and the third one was vaguely rebellious. He also thought that he was not a qualified good father, and he might not be able to be a qualified good father.

So for Bruce, who is not very good at raising children, this kind of interesting little toy that is placed there for children to play alone is the best choice when they don't know how to interact with children.

——Just install countless locators, monitors, listeners, heartbeat detectors and a series of monitoring tools when children are playing alone, and there will be no problems at all.

Even if the current little Kirk is always merciless because of the Kryptonian's genetic awakening, it doesn't matter if the toy will break once every time he plays with it.

Toys that are expensive in the eyes of ordinary people are not worth mentioning to Bruce, who is quite rich. Let alone a daily throw, it is no big deal to throw it once a minute.

It only needs a little money, and the monitoring equipment that has been habitually installed daily, can perfectly solve the trouble of not bringing children.

—— Throw the cub into the pile of toys, and once the monitoring equipment is turned on, the big bat can do its own thing.

It just couldn't be more perfect.

—Of course, in addition to these things, a necessary human care is still needed.

This man is Red Robin Tim.

Because Bruce seldom went to work today, Tim, the current junior president of Wayne Manor, had a free day. It was rare to have a good rest in Wayne Manor, instead of supporting himself with coffee to go to work immediately after the night patrol.

But this is only the superficial situation. In fact, Tim knows that the reason why Bruce keeps himself here is simply to allow him to have someone stay in Wayne Manor to monitor this alien kid in real time when he goes to talk to Superman himself. situation.

To put it simply, it is a temporary baby daddy task that needs a baby.

It sounds very difficult, after all, the average child is noisy, and always likes to make all kinds of destruction.

When Tim agreed to stay and see Little Kirk, he was already prepared for it—some children are used to pretending to be good, and they are completely different when their parents are present and not. Belong to this type.

And even if it wasn't, children's liveliness and restlessness are their nature, so it probably wouldn't be easy to take them anywhere.

Tim is well aware of the difficult challenges he will face in this way, and he has done a lot of psychological work for himself before bringing up the children.

But what he didn't expect was that Little Kirk was not pretending to be good, he was really good.

After putting on the bat one-piece pajamas that Alfred urgently bought, the fluffy dumpling returned to its fluffy state.

The superman one-piece pajamas had been packed up by the old butler and he didn't know where to put it, and he changed into a black ball, which looked particularly pleasing to the eye.

He was obedient when he was picked up by the big bat that had turned into Bruce and placed in the Lego pile. After getting a sentence from Bruce, "Stay at home and don't run around", except Bruce took a look when he went out. , the rest of the eyes fell on the Lego in front of him.

This is literally the brother of Tim's dreams!

Tim can say without hesitation that if his brothers are all such cute little ones, he is willing to have another 1! !

...But maybe Bruce doesn't want to.

As Tim was thinking, he squatted beside him and watched his new brother from the parallel world play Lego.

This is his mission, of course, and by the way, to get acquainted with the situation of the parallel universe.

This is also a side mission that Bruce entrusted to him, it doesn't matter if he completes it or not, but if he can use this excuse to hook up with his new brother, Tim really doesn't mind completing it by the way.

……

Ghost Blade sat on the ground expressionlessly playing with the Lego in front of him.

Colorful small squares are scattered on the ground, which looks a bit messy.

Little Kirk is very obedient, he will do what his father tells him to do, and he will not resist, just like playing Lego now, even though Little Kirk thinks it has no technical content, it will improve his combat effectiveness It doesn't make much sense, but it doesn't raise any objections.

And it's not just that objections won't be raised.

The reason why Ghost Blade can become the most valued weapon in Hydra is not only the super combat power brought by his own blood, but also the degree of obedience and the perfection of task execution.

——He is a weapon produced by Hydra, and he has been in Hydra since birth, and because he avoided the generation of self-awareness, he performed a lot of hypnosis and brainwashing in the early stage of ripening, and his loyalty is far from being forcibly washed away in the later stage The weapons of memory are comparable.

Therefore, the degree of completion of the task is not generally high.

Just like Bruce let little Kirk play games now, the average child would have no limit to play if they got parents like this, they can play as they want.But Little Kirk is different. In his id state, he doesn’t have the concept of playing games. For him, Bruce’s words are actually a relatively simple task.

As for how to finish it...that doesn't need to be considered.

There is no such thing as a so-called other choice for a creative and free-wheeling building block game like Lego.

Without any hesitation, Little Kirk began to use Lego to try to build a life-sized version of Bruce.

It's hard, but for Ghostblade, it's only a matter of time.

——The premise is that no one comes here to make trouble.

After discovering that a small black LEGO cube beside his feet had been taken away, Little Kirk raised his head expressionlessly, and looked at the "thief" Tim who was not at all concealed.

The originally relaxed atmosphere suddenly cooled down.

Tim didn't expect such a big reaction from his own actions at all. In fact, he just wanted to find an excuse to talk to this mini-bat cub...

Unfortunately not very successful.

Just like when Alfred in the main world did not clearly state that Clark also had a share of cookies, Clark never got to eat cookies with Little Kirk. Little Kirk's possessiveness sometimes Unexpectedly scary.

It's okay to give things to others. If it was given by his father, when his father didn't explicitly ask him to share it with others, Little Kirk would acquiesce that it was all his own.

Father's orders and instructions are the highest instructions, and what is given is naturally the most important treasure that needs to be offered.

Little Kirk has always paid attention to this.

In my impression, Tim, who appeared in front of Little Kirk for the first time and took his Lego toys for some reason after Dick left, undoubtedly danced on Little Kirk's bottom line.

—he was angry.

very angry.

Ghost Blade's eyes instantly turned cold.

A few seconds later, in the huge Wayne Manor, a bat group and a little red bird started a crazy chase.

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Lex Luthor, an expert at the Cherish Kryptonian Breeding Center, specializes in treating Kryptonian infertility. [dog head/]